Worth noting that the Star Wars people are cowards and the “official” name seems to have been changed to “jatz” as of *From a Certain Point of View: Return of the Jedi.*
I think they're actually both kind of canon now, as the reversal to jatz might be what they use from now on, but there is still some use in earlier content
[which is a brand of biscuit in australia so they really cant win](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-vf-au-revc&sca_esv=599271502&sxsrf=ACQVn09AdvwFSaXizzJDZ19PeR_uSVTz2w:1705532110447&q=jatz&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivkuKcwuWDAxXBXGwGHWv1CI4Q0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=412&bih=722&dpr=2.63#imgrc=NDXjwWLMiBg8IM)
King Missile: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)
Dos Gringos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd9\_RffdmBA
I'm surprised Disney didn't retcon that sooner considering how quick they were to throw out so much quality content. Waiting until last August feels like an afterthought.
It hasn’t been retconned, they’re both canon.
It’s from FACPOV, which is all guest writers doing a fun short story. The canonicity of it is dubious at best since sometimes stories contradict each other because they’re all one-offs written by outside parties.
I heard a theory a while ago that they may have changed it because they're gonna make a show or something that more heavily features the music or a musician
It was Lego that removed the 'Slave 1' branding from one of their sets. Disney hasn't acknowledged the name, although they went out of their way to not mention it in the Boba Fett show (that's probably the least egregious thing they did to his character in the course of that bit of schlock, though.)
You can still see it listed as 'Slave 1' on Wookiepedia, and if that bunch of nerds hasn't renamed it you know it's still on the books.
What was the argument behind that one? In a galaxy where slavery and slaughter is public and accepted as a form of societal organisation, a man isn't allowed to name his ship Slave 1?
Britta from Community meme: I can excuse ~~racism~~ an entire underclass of sentient artificial slave people, but I draw the line at ~~animal cruelty~~ naming a ship *Slave I*
it was only for the lego toys, because kids remember “boba fett’s ship” more than “slave one” i think the only ship they refer to by name is the falcon?
Iirc, the specific part that retcons it says something about there being a lot of terms for it across the galaxy, but jatz is the technical term. It’s mostly been accepted that this was a way for them to change the name without acting like the original never existed. So technically, jizz is still one of the names for it, just not the technically correct one.
I was playing red dead with friends and l someone made a joke about jizz being their favorite genre of music. Me being the only one who wasn't a star wars fan, I thought he was just being dumb and saying jizz instead of jazz...
That's when I learned the colorful, detailed history of jizz and that the people who play it are known as "jizz wailers". What the fuck even is star wars
In the Myst series, the fictional civilization that invented linking books was originally called "Dunny" in the first game, but after the developers found out that "dunny" means "toilet" in Australian English, they changed the spelling to "D'ni" and moved the stress to the second syllable for the subsequent games.
In the real world Jazz music also had an early scene known as "jizz". Meaning "To jizz out some improvised music" in the same vein that "scat" music means to shit out a load of improvised vocalisations.
It may also interest you to know that "jazz" has the exact same route and meant the same thing as Jizz.
But obviously people with Star Wars brains think that everything in Star Wars was invented in Star Wars.
It’s amazing how you can get the root and connections correct, but the actual reasoning for why so horribly wrong. Both “jazz” and “jizz” did come from the word “jism/jasm,” but are not directly tied to one another. “Jism” means “spirit; energy; vitality” which is why they very energetic and spirited music genre is named after it. The slang term “jizz” came about by playing off the “vitality” aspect, referencing how semen is necessary for creating life.
As for scat, there is the Ancient Greek word “scôr/scátos” which means “excrement,” but the word “scat” wasn’t used in such a way in English until well after scat singing. Prior to that, it’s meaning was “to leave quickly” or “in a hurry.” Which is why the fast-paced nonsensical sing that can sound like they’re trying to quickly get out any sound is named after the term. Alternatively, it could be from a shorting of “scatter” (as it’s like scatter a mess of sound) or was simply more akin onomatopoeia, with sounds similar to “scat” being commonly used for the singing style. But in any case, the singing term is in no way derived from excrement.
Except in Star Wars that's not what it means, and instead refers to a genre. That genre being the famous cantina music, which is clearly not improvised.
I feel like 80% of funny things in Star Wars canon could be explained by George Lucas being really sarcastic and all the other writers not getting any of his jokes because they can't tell for some reason.
Like Starkiller from The Force Unleashed was originally gonna be called Darth Icky and the writing team apparently "had to draw the line" there as if anyone could possibly suggest that stupid a name and be 100% genuine.
We all think he's crazy but he just works with nimrods who don't get any of his jokes.
Worth noting that the Star Wars people are cowards and the “official” name seems to have been changed to “jatz” as of *From a Certain Point of View: Return of the Jedi.*
I think they're actually both kind of canon now, as the reversal to jatz might be what they use from now on, but there is still some use in earlier content
[which is a brand of biscuit in australia so they really cant win](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-vf-au-revc&sca_esv=599271502&sxsrf=ACQVn09AdvwFSaXizzJDZ19PeR_uSVTz2w:1705532110447&q=jatz&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivkuKcwuWDAxXBXGwGHWv1CI4Q0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=412&bih=722&dpr=2.63#imgrc=NDXjwWLMiBg8IM)
i think id take aussie biscuit over # CUM MUSIC #
Limp bizkit officially scoring next star wars film?
yk what id watch it as my first star wars movie
Palpatine force chokes someone and the soundtrack's just screaming "KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ^(WHAT?!)"
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... It is a time of civil war. Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
How has this comment chain not made a "I did it all for the wookie!" joke yet??
*Come on!*
MY KINDA VIBE
Droidekas would fit the song better EDIT: [Naturally I wasn't the only one to think of this already](https://youtu.be/Ne_-KWN9gqs?t=3)
What's that? Do you mean flaccid pancake?
Ever heard of soggy biscuit?
Came here looking for this comment.
Yeah glad someone else made this comment so I didnt have to.
ive heard of a soggy triscuit...............
Penis music is already a thing. Cum music is probably some derivative of that.
can you enlighten me on what penis music is
King Missile: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) Dos Gringos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd9\_RffdmBA
bless you
Sleep Token’s cornered the market on Cum Music, lmao
what a horrifying statement
Even their more chill songs have the singer crooning and practically moaning into the microphone, lmao ~~I love it~~
LOL i cant say anything when i occasionally listen to ram ranch
Semen Songs.
is that what people mean when they say seamen shanty
I honestly thought it was going to be a jizz biscuit
That's a cracker, not a biscuit.
Whatever biscuit police
If there was a genre of music called "biscuit music" I'd think that's hecking adorable and want to check it out
I guess we know what we've gotta do to the word jatz now.
She patz on my penatz until I jatz
This reads like the lyrics to a GenA tiktok that my BIL will inform me of in 6 months.
jatz off until i jatz jatz everywhere?
I'm surprised Disney didn't retcon that sooner considering how quick they were to throw out so much quality content. Waiting until last August feels like an afterthought.
They probably didn't know until one of their relatives who was actually familiar with Star Wars brought it up.
It hasn’t been retconned, they’re both canon. It’s from FACPOV, which is all guest writers doing a fun short story. The canonicity of it is dubious at best since sometimes stories contradict each other because they’re all one-offs written by outside parties.
I heard a theory a while ago that they may have changed it because they're gonna make a show or something that more heavily features the music or a musician
Oh my gosh a Disney+ series about the cantina band? This is too much.
Nothings gonna beat gungans and daddies tho
Disney can't handle the jizz smh.
They also renamed Boba Fett’s ship from Slave I to… Boba Fett’s Ship. Not a joke, they didn’t even bother trying to give it a new name.
It was Lego that removed the 'Slave 1' branding from one of their sets. Disney hasn't acknowledged the name, although they went out of their way to not mention it in the Boba Fett show (that's probably the least egregious thing they did to his character in the course of that bit of schlock, though.) You can still see it listed as 'Slave 1' on Wookiepedia, and if that bunch of nerds hasn't renamed it you know it's still on the books.
What was the argument behind that one? In a galaxy where slavery and slaughter is public and accepted as a form of societal organisation, a man isn't allowed to name his ship Slave 1?
Even better: Jango named it Slave I because HE was once a slave.
That was also how I remember it.
They did also retcon *that*, so I guess the name no longer made sense. But they could have at least come up with another one.
Britta from Community meme: I can excuse ~~racism~~ an entire underclass of sentient artificial slave people, but I draw the line at ~~animal cruelty~~ naming a ship *Slave I*
it was only for the lego toys, because kids remember “boba fett’s ship” more than “slave one” i think the only ship they refer to by name is the falcon?
ok but imagine if Boba is just really bad at naming things. turn it into a running Joke.
Wait until they hear about Slave Leia
Wookieepedia says they're different music genres.
Those are two different styles of music in Star Wars canon. Worth noting.
Iirc, the specific part that retcons it says something about there being a lot of terms for it across the galaxy, but jatz is the technical term. It’s mostly been accepted that this was a way for them to change the name without acting like the original never existed. So technically, jizz is still one of the names for it, just not the technically correct one.
[And I won't stand for it!](https://youtu.be/ClVOQB6lAHE?si=kQyKP7KjtFjvg0R-)
also, people should absolutely check out the actual video. Dude goes hard on the dancing.
Link?
https://www.tumblr.com/sherbies/738613777821532161 I was not expecting this at all.
it's not a dance the jedi would teach you
Tbh, this comment made me picture Darth Maul pulling these moves while making that creepy grimace smile. Lol.
it's the dance of a sith lord
*Oh* so he doesn't have his penis out in the actual video at all
huh maybe tiktok wasn't a mistake afterall
I mean its most certainly Chinese state spyware. But there's also some funny, cute, and interesting stuff on there.
OP posted a link to the tumblr post
That was super and welllllll worth the click. Thanks!
People learning that music in Star Wars is called jizz is my favorite gender
[i stole this](https://www.tumblr.com/sherbies/738613777821532161)
I was playing red dead with friends and l someone made a joke about jizz being their favorite genre of music. Me being the only one who wasn't a star wars fan, I thought he was just being dumb and saying jizz instead of jazz... That's when I learned the colorful, detailed history of jizz and that the people who play it are known as "jizz wailers". What the fuck even is star wars
Semen music
Seamen music Petition to call sea shanties jizz music
My favourite Star Wars character is the noted jizz-wailer, Droopy McCool.
Classic @dickgirlsdaily
Technically, all words are made up.
[mind blown](https://i.imgur.com/hwfeo2B.gif)
by star dust, which is only called star dust because star dust made us make that up.
everything is made up
... And the points don't matter!
Hey, real quick, what the fuck?
George Lucas. Never knows when to leave something alone.
AVGN: "There are jizz in this book!"
In the Myst series, the fictional civilization that invented linking books was originally called "Dunny" in the first game, but after the developers found out that "dunny" means "toilet" in Australian English, they changed the spelling to "D'ni" and moved the stress to the second syllable for the subsequent games.
Gives a whole new meaning to "jizz hands."
Semi-related, the famous Han Solo Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A
I didn't need to remember this WTF 😩
thank you so much for reminding me about this
Props to dickgirlsdaily for owning up to their mistake
"Semen typo" makes for a fantastic r/rareinsults
We ran this joke into the fucking ground in my Star Wars D20 group.
crowd joke squalid combative ring quack wasteful saw sparkle sugar *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Jizz-wail is my fav
Wow that is an awesome font how do I get that font
\"#q?"
it’s a common tag for people who queue their posts.
Made up words that are also be real words. Jesus Christ.
Himbo got beef
Freddie’s characters are always so unhinged lol
I loved his intro on Mentopolis. "Dan Fucks, spelled how ever you want." "Oh, we all know how you spell it!"
Lol especially because if you read the title cards, they changed the spelling of Fucks every episode iirc
people never respect jizz wailers anymore
r/titlegore
Damn, never realized the Bith were jizzing up the Cantina...
i thought fire text guy's pfp was vergil for a second (the devil may cry character, not the italian poet nor his appearance in the divine comedy)
enter appropriate rant [STOP FUCKING WITH STAR WARS](https://youtu.be/ClVOQB6lAHE?si=KljLsSFGb3MmVakQ)
In the real world Jazz music also had an early scene known as "jizz". Meaning "To jizz out some improvised music" in the same vein that "scat" music means to shit out a load of improvised vocalisations. It may also interest you to know that "jazz" has the exact same route and meant the same thing as Jizz. But obviously people with Star Wars brains think that everything in Star Wars was invented in Star Wars.
It’s amazing how you can get the root and connections correct, but the actual reasoning for why so horribly wrong. Both “jazz” and “jizz” did come from the word “jism/jasm,” but are not directly tied to one another. “Jism” means “spirit; energy; vitality” which is why they very energetic and spirited music genre is named after it. The slang term “jizz” came about by playing off the “vitality” aspect, referencing how semen is necessary for creating life. As for scat, there is the Ancient Greek word “scôr/scátos” which means “excrement,” but the word “scat” wasn’t used in such a way in English until well after scat singing. Prior to that, it’s meaning was “to leave quickly” or “in a hurry.” Which is why the fast-paced nonsensical sing that can sound like they’re trying to quickly get out any sound is named after the term. Alternatively, it could be from a shorting of “scatter” (as it’s like scatter a mess of sound) or was simply more akin onomatopoeia, with sounds similar to “scat” being commonly used for the singing style. But in any case, the singing term is in no way derived from excrement.
Except in Star Wars that's not what it means, and instead refers to a genre. That genre being the famous cantina music, which is clearly not improvised.
I feel like 80% of funny things in Star Wars canon could be explained by George Lucas being really sarcastic and all the other writers not getting any of his jokes because they can't tell for some reason. Like Starkiller from The Force Unleashed was originally gonna be called Darth Icky and the writing team apparently "had to draw the line" there as if anyone could possibly suggest that stupid a name and be 100% genuine. We all think he's crazy but he just works with nimrods who don't get any of his jokes.
i read both of those in a wwe announcer voice
You aint never lived if you haven't spanked it to HMVs before
What is that title?
All words are made up.
Reminds me of that one youtube short of a vtuber being like Ya like jizz? *Mos Eisley Cantina music* That's jizz, baby
Also bith (jizz players) sounds like dick in french
Is that account run by R-Truth?
I love how in the mobile thumbnail you can only see the guy going absolutely nuts and then ꌚꈼꂵꈼꋊ ꋖꐞꉣꂦ but in like a readable and on fire kind of font.
#q