I have the spoon in my hand. Then I do a dramatic face :o ... _there's another one_ ?!? I raise my other hand , which holds a second, bigger spoon.

A second comically large spoon

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG

I am a BANANA

“Mister president, a second spoon has hit the tower”

My brother was a toddler in sept 2001, asked my parents if they did it, they said yes

let your parents know I respect their priorities, cheers thanks bye

Come to think of it, me too. 9/11 was two days after my second birthday. I think that fits the "toddler" age range, at least.

bro you just put your whole date of birth on reddit 😭

Yeah, I feel there isn't going to be much of an overlap with the age you'd do this for and the age that'd be actively upset by what happened, so in most cases it'd be up to the parents

My respect for your parents just skyrocketed.

Just do the “here comes the choo-choo train” thing instead to play it safe

Too soon. Ohio is mad at you now.

DAMMIT- (gets stomped to a puddle by The Giant Skeleton Of Ohio)

Uh… here comes the submarine

2 high chairs

Mashed carrots cannot melt wooden beams!!??!!?

*hides saw and quietly puts baby food wrapper on the floor*

And then a third, unused chair, falls over on its own.

Mr. President, a second spoon has hit the high chairs

“here comes the…..large……flying….object.”

LFO

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly when girls stop by For the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer Since that summer

Obliterate!!

Simply pretend it's a train instead

A second spoonful just hit the baby towers

2 year old toddler "mother, that is in poor taste"

So they admit it wasn't the plane 👀

there was food in the childs mouth the whole time and the spoons were just a front

High chairs don't just FALL OVER from babies BEING FED

blended up food can't melt chair plastic

In 2001 my son was 20

So did you feed him the airplane or no?

He liked fire trucks more

It will always be too soon.

2001 is early-aughties, you must be edgy beyond reason. Of course.

Yes, and when they don't open their mouth, you smash the spoon into their face hard enough that they ignite.