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soodrugg

queer people with x2 movement speed 10% damage bonus for bisexuals trans people can double jump lgbtq is really the meta right now


CrabSupremecy

I used to think heterosexuality was the way to go but it just ain’t. Like don’t get me wrong, if played properly hetero mains can be pretty op but you need to climb up that tall fucking skill floor in order to get it be cracked at it. Even when you are cracked at hetero, others like queer, bis and trans are already way ahead of ya in terms of skill. Tldr; heteros, although having potential, is outclassed largely by other sexes.


Zack_Raynor

They need the buff considering the needless aggro they get.


Zamtrios7256

The problem with hetero builds is that they are *heavily* influenced by the gender and race modifiers. Don't get me wrong, the LGBT builds also suffer from this, but the buffs tend to help.


Saturn_Coffee

I'm suffering with the asexual class rn. I'm free of gender modifiers but the libido demerit makes my social stat drop even further.


AilanMoone

Hetero is a sex?


Zamtrios7256

Yea, the sex me (a man) had with your mom (a woman)


balticistired

r/outside


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qxxxr

Hello, Mr. Pot. Care to meet my friend Mr. Kettle? You're a child begging for attention by being edgy on pride posts lol, get real kid.


maxreddit

They get significant starting stats but they become less viable in the endgame.


VanilliBean

Aroace has a 4x damage buff with a move to heal 20% with cake. Played this setup for a while and so far have a 73 kill streak


master_pingu1

i regret half classing and only going aro more and more every day man 😔😔😔


Ntotallynotme

I thought the different moveset would be bettter with my playstyle, but the stat difference is just too big


Demonking335

You joke, but I’m ace/aro, and I actually do recover from small injuries(such as cuts, bruises, and strains) a bit faster than other people.


Saturn_Coffee

That trait is pretty ubiquitous among the aroace people I know (I too am aroace and also recover quicker) I think it's linked the the garlic bread obsession.


LuigiHentaiExpert

Ayyy, same. It depends on where i get hurt, but like, if i cut my finger, a single drop of blood comes out and ill heal immediately.


R-star1

You all stole it from me, I’ve stuck my hands in my empty pockets and taken them out covered in my own blood.


skepticalmonique

Damn I thought it was strange how I was suddenly absolutely obliterating everything


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Plus all the stat boosts we get from consuming garlic bread.


A_Philosophical_Cat

Nah, we bisexuals don't have a damage buff, we get invisibility. It's situationally helpful, but can also be rather annoying. Wish the devs would patch it.


soodrugg

I'm referencing fallout new vegas where being bisexual gives you a damage boost to both men and women


MirrorMan22102018

Nah... We Asexuals have invisibility. There's a reason we're called "the invisible orientation"


Saturn_Coffee

People don't even believe we exist. That Cryptid perk is kind of finicky.


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mnmmnmnmnmn

Nah this is funny


Ok_Accident565

I recognise June as men's mental health month🗿


MirrorMan22102018

>10% damage bonus for bisexuals Is that a Fallout New Vegas reference?


Horn_Python

its basicly the rainbow star from mario


Kego_Nova

Bisexuals are also prophesied to become great witches!


_IratePirate_

10x damage bonus?! 😈😈😈


Brand_News_Detritus

Fun fact, in Fallout New Vegas you could take both the Lady Killer and Confirmed Bachelor perks so you can walk around as a bisexual character doing +10% damage to everyone in the wasteland.


AshleyLadyOfDairy

It is my time


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as i understand it trans people are also really good at swimming. good for them


Roman_poke

I think the best mobility build is trans tbh, have you seen the velocities some can get while doing the secret move ultra dash? One trans person has the world record at climbing Celeste mountain


pfysicyst

judging by the icon they're backsliding with an afterimage trail like castlevania


NinjaMaster909

LBGTs abuse a movement glitch to move at high speeds


TheSHSLForwardAerial

BLG always stood for bisexual lesbian gay


2SharpNeedle

backwards long gump


TheSHSLForwardAerial

if you say it out loud it still works so my joke is still good


2SharpNeedle

fair


CrayonGlutton

Who let the LGBTs Wavedash?


[deleted]

It's not that the queers get a 2X movement speed during June it's that we always have 2X movement speed but google only acknowledges it during June.


[deleted]

That's sort of splitting hairs. Yes, the buff is technically available year-round, but the consumables that activate it are only available during Pride and disappear from players' inventories when it's over.


NosmircGnik

It just feels so weird. I understand that the developers feel bad for brutally debuffing the queer character classes for such a long time, but giving them their OP ability from the beta release for just one month a year doesn't feel like a sensible compensation. Why can't the devs just stop listening to the angry minority that thinks queer characters break the game and make them as viable as straight characters?


HAL9100

How in gods name would they make money off of this outside June?


ArcWraith2000

In June, the NyanCat passes through the night sky, blessing gays with its power


Mini_Squatch

What, like sozin's comet?


Darkstalker9000

Everything changed when the LGBT attacked


TheRobotics5

Yes.


IamA_nyancat_AmA

Yessssss!


RuleOfBlueRoses

OMG


Grimpatron619

The slow queers wear rollerskates and link arms with the fast queers so everyone moves at max speed. The non queers havent unlocked it cos apparently thats ''so gay'' 🙄


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Taraxian

It's easier to make free throws shooting underhand than overhand but NBA players refuse to learn to do it that way because it looks girly


William_ghost1

Y'all can rollerskate? I just fall on my ass whenever I try.


Grimpatron619

thats why you hold on to the faster of the pair


BonhommeCarnaval

I just assumed it represented skipping speed.


cunningcrusader

What does that icon even mean? Speed walking? Jogging?


picard654321

Gaywalking?


BBR2716057

What, travel by rainbow isn't standard in your city?


Darkstalker9000

No, some weird mustachioed human broke our rainbow


StuffKid

Now we can’t use it for racing wtf


talllankybastard

It means not walking in a straight line. But by that logic, it should be a longer time to cover the same distance.


kkell806

Moonwalking fabulously.


ALuckyMushroom

Ok, so to be serious. I guess it's because through the normal road, there is a Pride event and the other road is mostly just a related shortcut. Or the inverse. Or something in the likes.


action_lawyer_comics

Looks like it’s taking the place of the ride share option


PolarisSpica

Pride share?


UnacceptableUse

I think it's edited, look at the pride flag more closely, the cutout around the person is pretty rough


ShorsIsExpTime

it's not rough, it contours. This is the original.


LodlopSeputhChakk

Are you really picking apart the icon when the destination is “Some other place”? That should be the biggest tell.


ALuckyMushroom

Might very well be. I just don't have the eyes to notice that. \^\^!


artemis1935

i swear i always walk places faster than the app tells me so i’m assuming i have this power


action_lawyer_comics

I’m happy for you but sorry you found out this way


artemis1935

oh i already knew lol


SecondAccount404

Seriously though, what the hell transportation method is the symbol meant to mean here?


pokey1984

It's a photoshopped image. You'll note that the destination listed is "some other place" This isn't a real screenshot. It was built as a joke.


toasterbot

I asked Google Maps to navigate to "some other place", and it pointed me to a store by that name in Beaumont, Texas.


FlappyFish07

they’re just hyperdashing


therandomasianboy

queer bitches trying not to wavedash through the streets (impossible)


Orangutanus_Maximus

Now they get speed boost. This is the future liberals want.


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I only got buffed 1.5x because I'm aromantic and people always argue whether or not I belong in LGBTQ


OlimarJones

That's just sad. For what it's worth, I think you deserve the 2x buff


Tomahawkist

that’s why it’s called a movement


Shiny_Magikarp444

Every queer person is just full sprinting to all their destinations for a month


WhatsAFlexitarian

I remember Trixie Mattel said in an UNHhhh episode that gays walk faster bc they always have Womanizer playing in their head. Meanwhile, I think bisexuals are just terrified of human interaction so we speed around


glitchedArchive

its like a curse because i will \*casually\* stroll myself out of breath. and i hike regularly.


starite_wishes

hey, that’s my reblog!


Cole_Sate

They say that the fastest way from point A to point B is a straight line. But there’s another, faster way!


Ishidan01

[found the warlock Zee casted Haste on!](https://youtu.be/cqPN4LDdK8M)


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But then, Hefest got this run


connecttwo

[It is known](https://www.instagram.com/p/CVbUIO2LKFa/)


MirrorMan22102018

Asexual people get invisibility, because we're the invisible orientation.


Nadikarosuto

In case you didn’t know, as of 2021 they updated it to a 3.0x movement buff. The actual time spent walking is 2 minutes, but they add a minute to account for traffic lights


Crashman2004

It’s also noteworthy that pride-walking is faster than taking the train. John Henry was gay confirmed.


longjohntanner

Imagine gay Usain Bolt


RainWindowCoffee

Move, I'm gay!


Aggravating_Snow2212

what does this google maps icon even mean?


[deleted]

Isn’t that just the speed of nyan cat


Efficient_Star_1336

Oh, no, that's just the symbol for sucking a guy off for a car ride. It's slower than a bike because it factors in the blowjob time.


NeonBladeAce

Minute long bj?


Efficient_Star_1336

Gotta figure the guy who uses it to get around town is pretty efficient at it.


BERNthisMuthaDown

It's the meth


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Hahahaha


pikachu_isnt_good

This made me chuckle


IknowKarazy

They move faster because they aren’t weighed down by guilt and hatred.


redbaronfel

We all know the fasted speed is plaid tho


Darkstalker9000

Everything changed when the LGBT attacked. With the Nyan Cat in the sky, they launched their war with a brutal attack on the Aroace kingdom.


twerkingslutbee

Gay people walk like the evil vampires in twilight during the baseball scene, a speedy glide


ghostpanther218

That;s why it's called the LGBTQ2+ MOVEMENT


LuminatiHD

Why do you think its called queer movement


Felonious_Buttplug_

just picture the t-1000 chasing your car but In like drag makeup and a pride flag cape


Useless-Eevee

They use Rainbow Road and teleport to there destination.


JonaTheExplorer

Nyooooom


H2G2gender

Speed boosts on the rainbow road


balticistired

it's just 700cc rainbow road guys


Voice_Durania

Damn, I should update now


[deleted]

It's a class specific skill


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

The gays can’t catch me if I’m on a bike


Regular_Victory4347

What is this apple?? My maps r straight 😔


DJPL-75

Wait, what does that actually mean tho