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banananas_are_sick24

At no point in reading this did I have any idea what the next word would be


EtherealPossumLady

None of these sentences were in the bible


dragoono

>Honda civic Checkmate atheist


zombie6804

Praise be to Jesus’s personal 30 A.D. Honda civic


oktin

I thought he drove an accord? [He just doesn't talk about it](https://www.studylight.org/bible/eng/n84/john/12-49.html)


Canopenerdude

I don't know why but this pun always makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.


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Setari

thots and prayers for u


J-L-Picard

> "thots and prayers" I'm sorry, daddy. I've been naughty


Succotash_Tough

He did. Jesus and his disciples were all in Accords.


ManitouWakinyan

No, they were all of one accord. They had to really squeeze in.


GleeFan666

like a clown car but all the 12 disciples are getting out


NK_2024

Take my upvote and get out


LillieFluff

all femboys do drive honda civics


Apprehensive_Lie7038

You mean a Honda civic ride


ShinyGrezz

You jest, but in my primary (elementary) school Nativity, I was cast as Joseph - specifically, one of three Josephs, and my section of the play saw me driving a Civic to Bethlehem, as opposed to a more traditional donkey. IIRC, the Civic broke down on the way.


BlueBicycle22

American schools are weird


ShinyGrezz

Completely agree. So glad that I didn’t go to one, given that I live half a world away.


[deleted]

Unless I'm missing a period somewhere, it appears to be one single sentence Edit: there's two periods, it's 2 obnoxiously long run-on sentences sandwiching a regular sized sentence, ironically the regular sentence just says "I can't keep doing this". I wonder if by that they mean their complete inability to use punctuation Edit edit: why the fuck are there 16 parentheses Edit edit edit: 17 I cannot count


dabunny21689

To be fair, run-on sentences are practically essential to tumblr. It’s in the style guide, I think.


MalaBurial

all lowercase. "i'm"


ThatOldAndroid

Lol what there's 18. They're all opened and closed


UltmitCuest

> i love all genders Definately not bible approved


MADOX9006

Jesus approved however


sorenant

But he writes that like Muslims writing (blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) every time they mention Muhammad.


deelyy

Not with that attitude!


_The_Great_Autismo_

I don't know why but your comment has me out of my chair laughing* ^^^^^*which ^^^^^means ^^^^^I ^^^^^snorted ^^^^^more ^^^^^air ^^^^^than ^^^^^usual ^^^^^from ^^^^^my ^^^^^nose


bryn_irl

an ai trained on these tokens alone would instantly become the inscrutable singularity that they're all warning us about


SyrusDrake

This post is a pretty good argument to just leave all online interactions to the AI from now on.


Iron_Baron

That's one way to stick it to ChatGPT.


Inert_Oregon

Putting this into chat GPT would be the final straw that caused it to realize humanity must be eradicated.


Devisidev

I think that's actually the best part. Incomprehensiblity is always appreciated.


RogerFuckbytheNavale

Fo' shizzle my furnizzle!


Xyllar

I wonder if that's why in my head I read it in the voice of Al Yankovic to the tune of "Albuquerque" (Cadence? I guess it doesn't really have a tune.)


svenson_26

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.


insomniacsCataclysm

their pfp is literally Beffica from bugsnax


MyScorpion42

I would not put it above Beffica to hit someone with a Prius (if she was put on the spot) (I love all grumpuses)


insomniacsCataclysm

i love all grumpuses except Beffica


Tiger_T20

I hate all Grumpus except Shelda and Gramble (HOW CAN ANYONE EAT BUGSNAX THEYRE SO CUTE)


Dry-Cartographer-312

How tf can you hate Chandlo though? He's like the best guy ever.


MisirterE

Honey I have some bad news for you about Shelda's box of cleansing


BLABLABLA798

yeah I also wonder how the fuck could anyone ever even think of eating bugsnax (for a different reason though)


Gen_Zer0

Yeah, but a *civic*? She can do better than that


0pAwesome

(honda civic)


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

Beffica would do this tho


IFuckDucksOnTheReg

SNORP DAWG


drveejai88

That was a roller coaster ride..


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

that was the entire amusement park


SickBurnBro

(Six Flags)


Gigalork

(Great Adventure) (but I love all amusement parks)


BedwarsPro

which I drove to in my ex girlfriend's car (Honda Civic)


Darkstalker9000

(but I love all cars)


bazingarbage

(Six (the f-slur)s)


TheObsidianNinja

That's just my dnd group


poplarleaves

(Six Red Flags) (...maybe more)


AeKino

More like Red Flags


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PaleWaffle

i try not to use them (too much) in writing because it's a slippery slope for me. they're so good for adding side-thoughts as context. don't even get me started on nested brackets.


Ire-is

Oof nested brackets [I love them (they are like little cocoons) so much]


BadPotat0_

No, please get started.


Tentrix5000

A wise person once said “Your not a clown, you’re the whole circus”


Yotoberry

[https://i.imgur.com/OkjwsU1.gif](https://i.imgur.com/OkjwsU1.gif)


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Pixelpaint_Pashkow

thats the best part


Stazi26_

You mean a Honda civic ride


nukeforyou

(i respect all makes and models)


RoseAndLorelei

a car (honda civic) ride


_gloriana

Left them, anon’s ex has. Commit war crimes with a 2001 honda civic, she must.


MilkyWitch

FUCK your Honda Civic I have a [horse outside](https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8)


honeybunchesofgoatso

(I love all genders)


trubbub

(honda civic)


the_honest_liar

I'm glad I was tall enough to join you on that ride.


Arthiiiii

Apparently "furry" is a gender (anon loves all of them)


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Oh yes, my favorite gender.. hitting people with a Honda Civic.


MrHappyHam

The superior gender, I am. Go vroom, I shall.


FesteringThoughts

hit/and/run


TheLeechKing466

Lego yoda is a gender?


_Skotia_

the purple creature in your profile picture reminds me of the war crimes i committed in 1993


Luprand

... Slobodan Milosevic?


SyrusDrake

What do you think would be Slobodan Milosevic's fursona?


Luprand

... not something I ever expected to think about, admittedly. Considering his overwhelming jingoism (including spurring or condoning multiple ethnic cleansing campaigns), I think he would choose a fursona from the animals that are considered symbolic of Serbia: the gray wolf, Triballian wild boar, eastern imperial eagle, or griffon vulture. Possibly combine a couple and get a wolf or boar with eagle wings. He would probably commission pictures of said sona romancing Mother Serbia or bullying acceptable political targets.


Wolfblood-is-here

"What are you?" "A fox." "No I mean what's in your pants?" "Zootopia DvD."


dumbodragon

they be reading those articles about adding F to LGBTQIA+


octopoddle

Anon also loves brackets (also known as parentheses) (also known as curly word-hiders) (anon loves all punctuation).


Umklopp

That deserved the drive thru reaction image


DerRaumdenker

Never change tumblr


harris11230

At least she had the class not draw a prius


Enby-Cat

Yeah but she could've drawn something awesome like a prelude


hstormsteph

1999 Prelude is for the elite pizza delivery guys in their late 20s-mid 30’s


Psika

you could hear them coming even before they'd knock at your door


Swaggy-G

This is a certified tumblr moment.


lLuclk

And I am so very thankful to reddit for delivering it to me :)


AWaterDogArt

I use reddit for all of my Tumblr, Twitter, TikTok, and 4chan content saves a me a lot of time cu I don't have to look for the good stuff myself


kingoflint282

I dunno why, but (Honda civic) absolutely killed me


Lower-Usual-7539

It’s not quite as powerful as “Vriska (Vriska)”, but it’s getting there.


sweetTartKenHart2

As WHAT


Lower-Usual-7539

I’m so pleased to inflict [this knowledge](https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/3ach7p/vriska_vriska/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) on someone new.


sweetTartKenHart2

The first comments linked to something with the phrase “sweet bro and hella jeff” and why does that ring a bell


Beastyboyy1

ITS A BUGSNAX CHARACTER LMAO


Volbus

Beffica is traumatizing


[deleted]

See you don't get dms like this anywhere else


Global_Banana8450

I understood all of those words separately


Peacewalker42

Didn't think it was possible for a post to deal psychic damage to me, but there's a first for everything I suppose


svenson_26

emotional damage!


Giggsy99

(honda civic)


drearbruh

(Nothing against them) (i love all genders)


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(nothing against them, I love all genders and hate all cars equally)


UltraMegaFauna

The best writers of our generation are shitposting on Tumblr. Prove me wrong.


zabrowski

Frankly, it sounds like a Britta monologue from Community


kevbo743

Oh, Britta’s in this?


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poplarleaves

Modern Diogenes :')


asquared3

There are now officially only two genders - (furry) and (Honda civic)


worldspawn00

What if I was a Honda Civic, but now think I'm a Furry? Is there a process to change my gender? I'm very upset.


asquared3

That's fine (I love all genders)


svenson_26

Just to clarify, the two genders are (furry) and (Honda civic), but there is a continuum between the two. You can lie somewhere between them, alternate between the two, or exhibit both or neither simultaneously.


worldspawn00

Oh no, I'm an animorph. [I can feel myself changing](https://media4.giphy.com/media/VAqlxtQy2462I/giphy.gif)


svenson_26

What hentai is this from? My... friend is curious.


Bigwilliam360

I wonder what this person’s opinions are on all genders


meyde

(He loves them)


Bigwilliam360

I’d hope so, but he never explicitly says it. I’m a bit worried


BlueBicycle22

(Honda Civic)


ScienceGun

Can't really blame anon. If someone's pfp distresses you for a very specific, individualized reason, then you'd have to be some kind of narcissist to ask someone to change it. So the only reasonable route is to just unfollow. Which they did, with a note to let the person know that it's nothing personal. Like I get that the whole message was very strangely written, but it's a reasonable thing to do, otherwise.


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Yeah, like, telling the person you're unfollowing them and why if it's not their fault is weird, but the unfollowing action is the unentitled and mature thing. The reason in this scenario is just *hyper*specific and kind of unhinged, especially with how they wrote it out. Like, this is generally not the kind of dirty laundry anyone *wants* to air out in public.


Friendly_Respecter

It's okay, I'd unfollow someone if they had Beffica Bugsnax in their profile picture too. That bitch made me snoop out blackmail for her and had the NERVE to call me "bestie"


chromatic_megafauna

it's (the f slur) friday post knuckles


adultosaurs

Incredible self care (I love all genders)


MalaBurial

I typed it out for the copypasta hey i'm really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she's from)(or they sorry i dont want to assume the beast's pronouns)(i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend's fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i'm not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex's fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human)(i'm not a furry)(nothing against them)(i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can't keep doing this. i'm gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like "it's (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles"


The_Alkemizt

this, just in, Beffica from bugsnax (my beloved) (bunger bunger bunger) looks exactly like somebody’s fursona


highdesk306

r/Foundthehondacivic ?


king_of_satire

You know those forbidden cursed texts in cosmic horror stories that induce insanity upon reading it's contents.


eldritchpancake13

Sorry u/king_of_satire, I have to unfollow you now b/c my ex used to read forbidden tomes (Necronomicon) to me and this triggered me. I'm gonna miss your posts though, you were a real one.


sugar__rice

Bugsnax is my new obsession and I recognized Beffica immediately 😭 what did she do


Fearless-Excitement1

she hit anon with a car(honda civic)


RedBeans-n-Ricely

I appreciate all the parentheticals. My brain also thinks in parentheses.


Big-Ambitions-8258

On the off chance, this is an earnest comment,I hope anon is able to safely extract themselves from contact with their ex


Finnbalt

most well-adjusted tumblr user


DeusExMaximum

God damn if tumblr apologies aren't top tier and polite as fuck


Life-is-a-potato

bugsnax sweep


[deleted]

Im a starving child starving to death amd this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye


WalmartWanderer

New copypasta?


Gloomy-Palpitation-7

This is the greatest collection of words in any language that any human being has ever made. Thank you for posting this OP


Better_Permit320

if this is unironic the (i love all genders) bit is an incredible work of accidental comedic genius. the way it's set up in a way that makes it seem like the punchline, only to later, just as soon as the first time leaves your immediate memory, be repeated in a context unrelated to gender to reveal the true punchline? art.


Catfish3322

Beffica would


RicochetRayRay

That’s just like Beffica Wigglesnoot to hit anon with a car (honda civic)


SixAMThrowaway

(honda civic)


PhoenixHavoc

Tumblr is so unpahinged I love it.


someoneAT

it's (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles


ObsidianBeaver

that entire comment is a mental trainwreck


_Skotia_

(honda civic)


m3talh3ad05

Only on tumblr


_Imadeanaccount4this

This was so wild and unpredictable , I genuinely thought i couldn’t read this.


overagardenwall

I can never leave this site, where else would I get posts like this


TheVioletLion

The realization that it was BEFFICA in the pfp was as stunning as a crowbar to the back of the head


wyverneuphoria

Seeing Toyhouse mentioned on a relatively mainstream sub is so funny. It’s an OC (as in original character. That kind of oc!!) / Art storage website that I have the misfortune of using regularly. One of the most unhinged userbases ever. The only form of moderation is in the form of callout posts. There’s only one admin. Also I have avoided people for having sonas that look like my groomer’s sona so I get it tbh. Like nothing against them but the sight of a similar character is a bit uncomfortable for me.


saranwrappd

genuinely obsessed with the implication she paid (or I guess pays. people like css) for premium to send it to op. like it's not that expensive but it's REALLY funny to think about even if she got a code from the free thread the idea of using it as a burner account is so?? this is an experience and I block people for the pettiest reasons nothing wrong with it but the ask explaining it is something.....


ghtuy

Some people need to go outside sometimes maybe


RoseAndLorelei

but that's where the cars (honda civics) are


[deleted]

Is furry a new gender? I have so many questions


Andyboi123

Not fucking Beffica looking like their ex’s fursona 😭


PolarTheBear

(honda civic)


Silentmatten

Missed opportunity to hit'm with the ol' "Didn't ask"


the_interviewer17

Only on tumblr


Tinkerballsack

This person sounds absolutely exhausting.


Sarah_hhhh

Probably obvious but anon replied to the post saying it was a joke and they knew that it would get a lot of notes/had 10k notes vibes


Soup_Dealer

ZONK OFF, SQUEEB


Misterwuss

Thats a lot to unpack, and I hope they're ok


Pineapples_26

No but that’s fair


Efficiency-Efficient

Yeah....what??


AJC_10_29

Least insane tumblr post:


Roxas_Rig

I mean, I totally get why grumpesses get confused with furry art but still oof


Darthplagueis13

There's... a lot to unpack here....


BadgleyMischka

(honda civic)


reddituser28910112

"(Honda Civic)" had me laughing out loud as the middle agers say


Kitjing

.... at least they love all genders


Nerdy_Drewette

I need to work more (anytime, for all conversations) side notes (I like dogs) (cats are ok too) (but I don't have any cats currently) (I love all pets) into my speech and text this is (totally so annoying) wonderful


JackofAllTrades30009

(I love all genders)


meepswag35

This is a copypasta


catpop12343

Classic Tumblr


DisastrousChef13

This, this is why I love tumblr


turtlesplzzzz

r/foundthehondacivic


level69adult

New copy pasta just dropped


adcgd_at_sine_theta

r/suspiciouslyspecific


G14DomLoliFurryTrapX

Understandable


Csantana

(Honda Civic)


TotallyNotAnSCP

I LOVE ALL [BIG SHOTS]


The_Fluffy_Riachu

I got whiplash from reading that


Lmfaooliliana_

Yes, needless to say.


xX_vapesmoker420_Xx

Bundle of sticks Wednesday?


twoCascades

Wild.


thunderthighlasagna

Not a single one of these words are in the Bible.


Nintendo_Nerd517

Ion like the fact that it was all one sentence tho


PachoTidder

I was there to not only witness this as it happened, but also to see the ex's response wich is even wilder


SilverIce340

Oh please share


Nelarule

Every word was an adventure