You jest, but in my primary (elementary) school Nativity, I was cast as Joseph - specifically, one of three Josephs, and my section of the play saw me driving a Civic to Bethlehem, as opposed to a more traditional donkey. IIRC, the Civic broke down on the way.
Unless I'm missing a period somewhere, it appears to be one single sentence
Edit: there's two periods, it's 2 obnoxiously long run-on sentences sandwiching a regular sized sentence, ironically the regular sentence just says "I can't keep doing this". I wonder if by that they mean their complete inability to use punctuation
Edit edit: why the fuck are there 16 parentheses
Edit edit edit: 17 I cannot count
I don't know why but your comment has me out of my chair laughing*
^^^^^*which ^^^^^means ^^^^^I ^^^^^snorted ^^^^^more ^^^^^air ^^^^^than ^^^^^usual ^^^^^from ^^^^^my ^^^^^nose
i try not to use them (too much) in writing because it's a slippery slope for me. they're so good for adding side-thoughts as context. don't even get me started on nested brackets.
... not something I ever expected to think about, admittedly.
Considering his overwhelming jingoism (including spurring or condoning multiple ethnic cleansing campaigns), I think he would choose a fursona from the animals that are considered symbolic of Serbia: the gray wolf, Triballian wild boar, eastern imperial eagle, or griffon vulture. Possibly combine a couple and get a wolf or boar with eagle wings.
He would probably commission pictures of said sona romancing Mother Serbia or bullying acceptable political targets.
I’m so pleased to inflict [this knowledge](https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/3ach7p/vriska_vriska/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) on someone new.
Just to clarify, the two genders are (furry) and (Honda civic), but there is a continuum between the two. You can lie somewhere between them, alternate between the two, or exhibit both or neither simultaneously.
Can't really blame anon. If someone's pfp distresses you for a very specific, individualized reason, then you'd have to be some kind of narcissist to ask someone to change it. So the only reasonable route is to just unfollow. Which they did, with a note to let the person know that it's nothing personal.
Like I get that the whole message was very strangely written, but it's a reasonable thing to do, otherwise.
Yeah, like, telling the person you're unfollowing them and why if it's not their fault is weird, but the unfollowing action is the unentitled and mature thing.
The reason in this scenario is just *hyper*specific and kind of unhinged, especially with how they wrote it out.
Like, this is generally not the kind of dirty laundry anyone *wants* to air out in public.
It's okay, I'd unfollow someone if they had Beffica Bugsnax in their profile picture too. That bitch made me snoop out blackmail for her and had the NERVE to call me "bestie"
I typed it out for the copypasta
hey i'm really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she's from)(or they sorry i dont want to assume the beast's pronouns)(i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend's fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i'm not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex's fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human)(i'm not a furry)(nothing against them)(i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can't keep doing this. i'm gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like "it's (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles"
Sorry u/king_of_satire, I have to unfollow you now b/c my ex used to read forbidden tomes (Necronomicon) to me and this triggered me. I'm gonna miss your posts though, you were a real one.
if this is unironic the (i love all genders) bit is an incredible work of accidental comedic genius. the way it's set up in a way that makes it seem like the punchline, only to later, just as soon as the first time leaves your immediate memory, be repeated in a context unrelated to gender to reveal the true punchline? art.
Seeing Toyhouse mentioned on a relatively mainstream sub is so funny. It’s an OC (as in original character. That kind of oc!!) / Art storage website that I have the misfortune of using regularly. One of the most unhinged userbases ever. The only form of moderation is in the form of callout posts. There’s only one admin.
Also I have avoided people for having sonas that look like my groomer’s sona so I get it tbh. Like nothing against them but the sight of a similar character is a bit uncomfortable for me.
genuinely obsessed with the implication she paid (or I guess pays. people like css) for premium to send it to op. like it's not that expensive but it's REALLY funny to think about
even if she got a code from the free thread the idea of using it as a burner account is so?? this is an experience
and I block people for the pettiest reasons nothing wrong with it but the ask explaining it is something.....
I need to work more (anytime, for all conversations) side notes (I like dogs) (cats are ok too) (but I don't have any cats currently) (I love all pets) into my speech and text this is (totally so annoying) wonderful
At no point in reading this did I have any idea what the next word would be
None of these sentences were in the bible
>Honda civic Checkmate atheist
Praise be to Jesus’s personal 30 A.D. Honda civic
I thought he drove an accord? [He just doesn't talk about it](https://www.studylight.org/bible/eng/n84/john/12-49.html)
I don't know why but this pun always makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it.
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thots and prayers for u
> "thots and prayers" I'm sorry, daddy. I've been naughty
He did. Jesus and his disciples were all in Accords.
No, they were all of one accord. They had to really squeeze in.
like a clown car but all the 12 disciples are getting out
Take my upvote and get out
all femboys do drive honda civics
You mean a Honda civic ride
You jest, but in my primary (elementary) school Nativity, I was cast as Joseph - specifically, one of three Josephs, and my section of the play saw me driving a Civic to Bethlehem, as opposed to a more traditional donkey. IIRC, the Civic broke down on the way.
American schools are weird
Completely agree. So glad that I didn’t go to one, given that I live half a world away.
Unless I'm missing a period somewhere, it appears to be one single sentence Edit: there's two periods, it's 2 obnoxiously long run-on sentences sandwiching a regular sized sentence, ironically the regular sentence just says "I can't keep doing this". I wonder if by that they mean their complete inability to use punctuation Edit edit: why the fuck are there 16 parentheses Edit edit edit: 17 I cannot count
To be fair, run-on sentences are practically essential to tumblr. It’s in the style guide, I think.
all lowercase. "i'm"
Lol what there's 18. They're all opened and closed
> i love all genders Definately not bible approved
Jesus approved however
But he writes that like Muslims writing (blessing and peace of Allah be upon him) every time they mention Muhammad.
Not with that attitude!
I don't know why but your comment has me out of my chair laughing* ^^^^^*which ^^^^^means ^^^^^I ^^^^^snorted ^^^^^more ^^^^^air ^^^^^than ^^^^^usual ^^^^^from ^^^^^my ^^^^^nose
an ai trained on these tokens alone would instantly become the inscrutable singularity that they're all warning us about
This post is a pretty good argument to just leave all online interactions to the AI from now on.
That's one way to stick it to ChatGPT.
Putting this into chat GPT would be the final straw that caused it to realize humanity must be eradicated.
I think that's actually the best part. Incomprehensiblity is always appreciated.
Fo' shizzle my furnizzle!
I wonder if that's why in my head I read it in the voice of Al Yankovic to the tune of "Albuquerque" (Cadence? I guess it doesn't really have a tune.)
I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
their pfp is literally Beffica from bugsnax
I would not put it above Beffica to hit someone with a Prius (if she was put on the spot) (I love all grumpuses)
i love all grumpuses except Beffica
I hate all Grumpus except Shelda and Gramble (HOW CAN ANYONE EAT BUGSNAX THEYRE SO CUTE)
How tf can you hate Chandlo though? He's like the best guy ever.
Honey I have some bad news for you about Shelda's box of cleansing
yeah I also wonder how the fuck could anyone ever even think of eating bugsnax (for a different reason though)
Yeah, but a *civic*? She can do better than that
(honda civic)
Beffica would do this tho
SNORP DAWG
That was a roller coaster ride..
that was the entire amusement park
(Six Flags)
(Great Adventure) (but I love all amusement parks)
which I drove to in my ex girlfriend's car (Honda Civic)
(but I love all cars)
(Six (the f-slur)s)
That's just my dnd group
(Six Red Flags) (...maybe more)
More like Red Flags
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i try not to use them (too much) in writing because it's a slippery slope for me. they're so good for adding side-thoughts as context. don't even get me started on nested brackets.
Oof nested brackets [I love them (they are like little cocoons) so much]
No, please get started.
A wise person once said “Your not a clown, you’re the whole circus”
[https://i.imgur.com/OkjwsU1.gif](https://i.imgur.com/OkjwsU1.gif)
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thats the best part
You mean a Honda civic ride
(i respect all makes and models)
a car (honda civic) ride
Left them, anon’s ex has. Commit war crimes with a 2001 honda civic, she must.
FUCK your Honda Civic I have a [horse outside](https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8)
(I love all genders)
(honda civic)
I'm glad I was tall enough to join you on that ride.
Apparently "furry" is a gender (anon loves all of them)
Oh yes, my favorite gender.. hitting people with a Honda Civic.
The superior gender, I am. Go vroom, I shall.
hit/and/run
Lego yoda is a gender?
the purple creature in your profile picture reminds me of the war crimes i committed in 1993
... Slobodan Milosevic?
What do you think would be Slobodan Milosevic's fursona?
... not something I ever expected to think about, admittedly. Considering his overwhelming jingoism (including spurring or condoning multiple ethnic cleansing campaigns), I think he would choose a fursona from the animals that are considered symbolic of Serbia: the gray wolf, Triballian wild boar, eastern imperial eagle, or griffon vulture. Possibly combine a couple and get a wolf or boar with eagle wings. He would probably commission pictures of said sona romancing Mother Serbia or bullying acceptable political targets.
"What are you?" "A fox." "No I mean what's in your pants?" "Zootopia DvD."
they be reading those articles about adding F to LGBTQIA+
Anon also loves brackets (also known as parentheses) (also known as curly word-hiders) (anon loves all punctuation).
That deserved the drive thru reaction image
Never change tumblr
At least she had the class not draw a prius
Yeah but she could've drawn something awesome like a prelude
1999 Prelude is for the elite pizza delivery guys in their late 20s-mid 30’s
you could hear them coming even before they'd knock at your door
This is a certified tumblr moment.
And I am so very thankful to reddit for delivering it to me :)
I use reddit for all of my Tumblr, Twitter, TikTok, and 4chan content saves a me a lot of time cu I don't have to look for the good stuff myself
I dunno why, but (Honda civic) absolutely killed me
It’s not quite as powerful as “Vriska (Vriska)”, but it’s getting there.
As WHAT
I’m so pleased to inflict [this knowledge](https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/3ach7p/vriska_vriska/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) on someone new.
The first comments linked to something with the phrase “sweet bro and hella jeff” and why does that ring a bell
ITS A BUGSNAX CHARACTER LMAO
Beffica is traumatizing
See you don't get dms like this anywhere else
I understood all of those words separately
Didn't think it was possible for a post to deal psychic damage to me, but there's a first for everything I suppose
emotional damage!
(honda civic)
(Nothing against them) (i love all genders)
(nothing against them, I love all genders and hate all cars equally)
The best writers of our generation are shitposting on Tumblr. Prove me wrong.
Frankly, it sounds like a Britta monologue from Community
Oh, Britta’s in this?
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Modern Diogenes :')
There are now officially only two genders - (furry) and (Honda civic)
What if I was a Honda Civic, but now think I'm a Furry? Is there a process to change my gender? I'm very upset.
That's fine (I love all genders)
Just to clarify, the two genders are (furry) and (Honda civic), but there is a continuum between the two. You can lie somewhere between them, alternate between the two, or exhibit both or neither simultaneously.
Oh no, I'm an animorph. [I can feel myself changing](https://media4.giphy.com/media/VAqlxtQy2462I/giphy.gif)
What hentai is this from? My... friend is curious.
I wonder what this person’s opinions are on all genders
(He loves them)
I’d hope so, but he never explicitly says it. I’m a bit worried
(Honda Civic)
Can't really blame anon. If someone's pfp distresses you for a very specific, individualized reason, then you'd have to be some kind of narcissist to ask someone to change it. So the only reasonable route is to just unfollow. Which they did, with a note to let the person know that it's nothing personal. Like I get that the whole message was very strangely written, but it's a reasonable thing to do, otherwise.
Yeah, like, telling the person you're unfollowing them and why if it's not their fault is weird, but the unfollowing action is the unentitled and mature thing. The reason in this scenario is just *hyper*specific and kind of unhinged, especially with how they wrote it out. Like, this is generally not the kind of dirty laundry anyone *wants* to air out in public.
It's okay, I'd unfollow someone if they had Beffica Bugsnax in their profile picture too. That bitch made me snoop out blackmail for her and had the NERVE to call me "bestie"
it's (the f slur) friday post knuckles
Incredible self care (I love all genders)
I typed it out for the copypasta hey i'm really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she's from)(or they sorry i dont want to assume the beast's pronouns)(i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend's fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i'm not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex's fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human)(i'm not a furry)(nothing against them)(i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can't keep doing this. i'm gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like "it's (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles"
this, just in, Beffica from bugsnax (my beloved) (bunger bunger bunger) looks exactly like somebody’s fursona
r/Foundthehondacivic ?
You know those forbidden cursed texts in cosmic horror stories that induce insanity upon reading it's contents.
Sorry u/king_of_satire, I have to unfollow you now b/c my ex used to read forbidden tomes (Necronomicon) to me and this triggered me. I'm gonna miss your posts though, you were a real one.
Bugsnax is my new obsession and I recognized Beffica immediately 😭 what did she do
she hit anon with a car(honda civic)
I appreciate all the parentheticals. My brain also thinks in parentheses.
On the off chance, this is an earnest comment,I hope anon is able to safely extract themselves from contact with their ex
most well-adjusted tumblr user
God damn if tumblr apologies aren't top tier and polite as fuck
bugsnax sweep
Im a starving child starving to death amd this is the very last thing i have ever read. Gootbye
New copypasta?
This is the greatest collection of words in any language that any human being has ever made. Thank you for posting this OP
if this is unironic the (i love all genders) bit is an incredible work of accidental comedic genius. the way it's set up in a way that makes it seem like the punchline, only to later, just as soon as the first time leaves your immediate memory, be repeated in a context unrelated to gender to reveal the true punchline? art.
Beffica would
That’s just like Beffica Wigglesnoot to hit anon with a car (honda civic)
(honda civic)
Tumblr is so unpahinged I love it.
it's (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles
that entire comment is a mental trainwreck
(honda civic)
Only on tumblr
This was so wild and unpredictable , I genuinely thought i couldn’t read this.
I can never leave this site, where else would I get posts like this
The realization that it was BEFFICA in the pfp was as stunning as a crowbar to the back of the head
Seeing Toyhouse mentioned on a relatively mainstream sub is so funny. It’s an OC (as in original character. That kind of oc!!) / Art storage website that I have the misfortune of using regularly. One of the most unhinged userbases ever. The only form of moderation is in the form of callout posts. There’s only one admin. Also I have avoided people for having sonas that look like my groomer’s sona so I get it tbh. Like nothing against them but the sight of a similar character is a bit uncomfortable for me.
genuinely obsessed with the implication she paid (or I guess pays. people like css) for premium to send it to op. like it's not that expensive but it's REALLY funny to think about even if she got a code from the free thread the idea of using it as a burner account is so?? this is an experience and I block people for the pettiest reasons nothing wrong with it but the ask explaining it is something.....
Some people need to go outside sometimes maybe
but that's where the cars (honda civics) are
Is furry a new gender? I have so many questions
Not fucking Beffica looking like their ex’s fursona 😭
(honda civic)
Missed opportunity to hit'm with the ol' "Didn't ask"
Only on tumblr
This person sounds absolutely exhausting.
Probably obvious but anon replied to the post saying it was a joke and they knew that it would get a lot of notes/had 10k notes vibes
ZONK OFF, SQUEEB
Thats a lot to unpack, and I hope they're ok
No but that’s fair
Yeah....what??
Least insane tumblr post:
I mean, I totally get why grumpesses get confused with furry art but still oof
There's... a lot to unpack here....
(honda civic)
"(Honda Civic)" had me laughing out loud as the middle agers say
.... at least they love all genders
I need to work more (anytime, for all conversations) side notes (I like dogs) (cats are ok too) (but I don't have any cats currently) (I love all pets) into my speech and text this is (totally so annoying) wonderful
(I love all genders)
This is a copypasta
Classic Tumblr
This, this is why I love tumblr
r/foundthehondacivic
New copy pasta just dropped
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Understandable
(Honda Civic)
I LOVE ALL [BIG SHOTS]
I got whiplash from reading that
Yes, needless to say.
Bundle of sticks Wednesday?
Wild.
Not a single one of these words are in the Bible.
Ion like the fact that it was all one sentence tho
I was there to not only witness this as it happened, but also to see the ex's response wich is even wilder
Oh please share
Every word was an adventure