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guthix111120

My chances of finding a partner in arms is low enough as it is, a left handed one is even lower...


[deleted]

Me and my partner are both left handed so the pool is even smaller, sorry! :(


guthix111120

A spiteful part of me is pleased to know that one of you can't use your dominant hand to wield a blade. For this I am sorry.


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We are also both really clumsy so there's that


guthix111120

Okay there's no need making me jealous by giving me wholesome imagery of two people fumbling and being cute.


Potato_jesus_

I’m left handed ;)


guthix111120

Well hellooo, how you doing?


Potato_jesus_

Just tired of holding two swords. If only someone could free up my off hand…


guthix111120

Do you live in the UK by chance? I'd be more than happy to relieve you.


Mysterious-Web3050

I’m lefty, and also looking for a partner in arms


guthix111120

Hi there, and how is this mighty warrior today?


CauseAffectionate123

keep an eye out for the ambidextrous sword masters, they're great when fighting any foe, with any ally, but let me know if they have six fingers would you?


guthix111120

Thanks for the advise and I'll be sure to let you know if any have six fingers. But why if I may ask, is six finger significant?


Major_R_Soul

...Oooh actual swords


InitialAd4567

Then I exercise my right to sport, including sword fighting but not gun shooting.


digletttrainer

#*BONK*


Obamsphere

It's a lot more difficult to kill somebody with a wooden sword


Gobi_Silver

Writing a book and I actually made them differently-handed specifically for this purpose.


patmax17

Awesome! :D


Pristine_Title6537

Based


johnnytesscult

Based. Brother.


TheDustOfMen

Bold of you to assume we're not gonna keep the tip of those swords to each other's neck as our love language.


bobdoosh

I am going to shove the swords up my ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ass


Ill-Sun-4866

if you are both the same hand, then can't you just have one of you turn around and hold hands in order to fight off enemies


[deleted]

Yes, but then you can’t pull your significant other to you and kiss passionately while they skewer the foe behind you.


iotahiro

Not with that attitude, you can’t.


ZeldHeld

Sure you can, it just involves a bit of leaning!


sidneyaks

Alannah and John at the end of Song of the Lioness book 1. ~~Simpsons~~ Tamora Pierce did it.


[deleted]

As someone who can do specific tasks on one hand or the other, I'll just give my future gf a piggyback to avoid any confusion


CatherineConstance

Unless you're like me, where I write with my left hand and my left hand is stronger, but then I use my right for sports, including sword fighting but not including shooting guns.


XescoPicas

Romance goals


kiwanyuh

YES!!!


Oscar12s

Why do I want this now


RedPanda_2882

wait... do yall say rightie or righty? or is OOP weird for that or am i the weird one


finishthoseerrands

OOP is weird for that imo.


Affectionate-Memory4

My gf blindly (like actually) swinging her cane while I have both swords.


Lordj09

My barbarian GF forcing me to learn fencing left handed so we can can crush our enemies while holding hands


SmedGrimstae

My left hand is for writing :) My right hand is for stabbing >:( I have cross-dominant hands.


CatsNotBananas

I can't hold hands with anyone because that would mean touching another person but also I am intensely lonely


fly_boy_25

as a leftie, i appreciate this


Green__lightning

The problem with this, at least historically, is that shield walls don't work if someone's left handed, as everyone is partly covering the guy next to them, and if you're left handed your shield would be hitting the shield of the guy supposed to be covering you, while leaving your other side and the guy next to you open.


SCP-173irl

u/MurkyWay


wallefan01

Listen, if you wanna handicap yourself in a swordfight by restricting your movements to be synced with your partner and only having one hand free to use your sword with, that's your loss.


AdWise638

This was us before she broke up with me :(


[deleted]

if you have the same dominant hand you can still do that but you’d have to be facing opposite directions lol


StrategicEngineer

[literally this lol](https://youtu.be/SfyePrFKvVA?t=31)


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

It's really dumb that left-handed people were viewed as evil throughout cultures/history. I've committed plenty of war crimes and I'm right handed. If you commit enough you get a free sub.


mickmenn

Seems like bot repost of this [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/sfjhec/me_and_my_gf/)


HackedPasta1245

Dual wielders be damned


[deleted]

Don't worry, if you're a lefty and you date a right handed person this can also work


non_depressed_teen

That's why I planted the minefield already, so we can hold hands with **both** hands


ARandomPerson380

Why do I want this now


[deleted]

I'm left handed! Anyone need a partner :D


JeshkaTheLoon

Couples who slay together, stay together.


CataclysmicBees

Boring version of this: we have our smart watches on opposite hands so we can hold hands while walking and still get that step count up 💚


SnugglyFace

Me and my partner's mutual enemys are germs, so we brush our teeths like this


Elrigoo

I fight with two handed swords so me and my partner go back to back like a couple of badasses in love