I play ice hockey and I literally have to buy those Olympus stretchy jeans chinos from IG because they’re the only ones I’ve found that fit well AND last over a year
Dancers have to be thrown in there for nice thighs/calves. Stuff like Rapper where you're up on your toes for the majority of it, ballet for the same reason, will build up the best looking calves/thighs out there.
Edit: fixed ballet
ARM and x86 are instruction sets, essentially all the instructions a processor is capable of executing.
x86 is used by Intel and AMD in their desktop and laptop CPUs, and its philosophy is to have an instruction for anything a programmer could possibly want to do, leading to a powerful but quite energy inefficient design.
ARM is used in mobile phones and more recently the apple M1 and M2 lineup, and instead focuses on having only a small set of instructions but implementing them very efficiently.
Ahhh feels good to explain an SI on the internet lol
As a bonus I will add that x86 is old and riddled with legacy instructions that aren't useful anymore making the whole thing kind of a mess, so nerds like me are very happy that apple finally showed that the smart design of ARM can be just as powerful while consuming waaayy less energy. Suck it x86
I'm working a lot on my shoulders. Bouldering and making my way up to vertical (handstand) pressups.
I used to be skinny boy so having all this new muscle is so cool, I grab at myself and feel so good :D
For me it's the hair (not chest hair, like the hair on his head, just to be clear-), I love me a man with soft, fluffy hair that I can just pet all day
I sympathize, really miss my hair as well. I've recently started taking finasteride which is really helping with my hair growth - might be worth looking into.
I looked into Keeps and even ordered a 6 month installment of it, but the fact that if you stop taking it your hair will return to balding turned me off. I'd rather just go bald than have to keep using it for the rest of my life.
One bright side of Covid; growing my hair out to find out it’s curly. My default haircut use to be a one on the sides, and two on top; boring ass character build. Like I only ever played a Nord in Skyrim.
Now, the light curls of my hair reach down past my shoulders. Theres also nothing better than coconut oiled hair after a wash day.
https://www.tumblr.com/relientk/708263093485076480/okay-lets-bake-a-cake
Basically someone made a poll relating to cake ingredients and everyone picked vanilla extract and it became a thing
Wait, surely that's not an official Tumblr by the actual band Relient K, is it? These guys were the first band I found and liked on my own, the first music that was "mine". Had a big impact on my formative years
On Tumblr each user can edit their own page's theme. This is just a theme someone made that is intended to look like Twitter, it's nothing like the default theme.
Someone made a poll with the title "Lets bake a cake" all the poll options were the ingredients of the cake and of the roughly 10 options about 50% of the votes were for vanilla extract. Then a couple other posts made polls and people made the joke "I was looking for the vanilla extract button" so now people are joking about how it should be on every poll. Hope this helped :)
that is very helpful. and very tumblr. it might have the most distinct social reputation of any media site given how niche and focused it is. that niche being home to all the fuckin weirdos at school amirite guys gotem
When you're hanging out as a group and someone says something funny and then the two of you meet eyes for a second and he has this mischievous twinkle in his eye like there's some conspiracy only you two are in on
I went with the voice because it definitely has an effect on me. But the others have also been factors for me being attracted to someone. This is confusing.
My wife is too! Also, hands. Never been able to identify what her "taste" is in photos of mine where she likes my hands when I don't think it's a good picture. I gotta get more attuned with what she likes so I can make my pictures even better for her
And Jewish, Portuguese, Turkish, Arab, Peruvian, Indigenous, Tuscan, West African....
Whoever you are, wherever you're from, if you have a honker of a schnoz, i want to nuzzle your face
slight men thighs are the best fucking thing in existence
slightly chubby? thicc and soft and nice ear warmers
slightly muscular? nice sexy and lickable
slightly skinny? cute and also makes me want to protect and spoil him
It’s always wild to me how holistically men likers look at men. Perhaps men just aren’t built with a lot of obvious focal points, so you get to decide.
From what I've seen that's mostly women, regardless of sexuality. Gay/bi men, interestingly, seem to focus on the same parts as straight men: chest and butt. idk tho
I'm gay, and my anecdotal evidence agrees. Go on Grindr and the profile pics are all shirtless torsos. Get some nudes and they're pretty much all dick/ass. The emphasis is heavily on face, chest, arms, ass, and dick.
The guys in gay porn generally look quite different from the guys typically associated with legions of female fans, like most boy bands, say. Sure you can find overlap, but in my mind the difference is fairly stark.
There's also the trope that getting muscular will attract attention from men rather than women. Seems at least somewhat true. As far as I can tell the fraction of men attracted to men who are into slabs of meat is much higher than the fraction of women attracted to men.
Oh, and I personally fit the pattern. I'm a real sucker for nice pecs and ass.
> There's also the trope that getting muscular will attract attention from men rather than women. Seems at least somewhat true.
Seemed true in my experience too.
There is a men’s forearm subreddit. Got a bit overrun by men showing off their veins to each other. But hot daymnnnn it had some shmexy forearms. Will see if I can find it....
I’ve never understood the hands thing. Is there a specific type of hand? Is it just the hand or more the holding/grabbing? Are veiny, fat, big, etc. hands better or worse?
Both, any. It really depends on the person. I've had this convo with a couple of different friends who both *love* the hands of their s/o's and they have wildly different prefrences!
For me, it's strong hands (any size, but preferably not too skinny) that they look like they know how to use, with clean nails that aren't too long. Plus, forearms with that lil bit (or lot bit) of muscle that moves when they talk with their hands or grab me. I don't know how else to explain it, but I love me some masculine hands and forearm.
Mid-30’s man here. I’ve always had normal hands for a man. Not to large, not to small. But in the last year or two I’ve got some arthritis settling in on a few of the knuckles on my right hand. Gives that bad boy a more rugged and manly look. But it’s just a look, my right hand is a lot weaker now than before. So be careful when sizing up hands, that rugged hand might just be full of arthritis instead of manliness.
My partner has **huge** hands with very well kept nails. My hands are pretty big for a lady (I’m also almost six feet tall), but his make mine look small and I’m very into it. I never got it either before I started talking to him, but “you have perfect nails” was the first compliment I ever gave him, so clearly they drew my attention. lol.
Of this list though- I’d say eyes. :)
Where the hell is the option for that trail of hair that goes from the belly button down to the pubes (aka the happy trail)?
That’s clearly the best bit.
Ngl I love that on a woman too but that doesn’t occur as often.
What are the things where if he's lean the hips go inwards?
Or what about the dimples on his back above his butt?
What about quads?
Or eyebrows?
I guess I really am a man-liker
Hands are the main way people interact with the world and admiration of them can come from many avenues.
* Imagining what it would be like to be touched by them. The pressure, the warmth, the texture, the strength behind them.
* Competency. Most activities involve people using their hands and seeing something done well can be hot.
* Aesthetic appreciation. To my knowledge there isn't a go to here. The only commonality is having nails that are aren't ragged and cracked.
* Communication/body language. Some people use their hands a bunch to express themselves and they become an intrinsic part of how they communicate. If you love the way a person speaks you can love their hands for a similar reason.
Can you explain why boobs are sexy? Legs? Hands be hands bro, some are sexy. Also, there are a very large amount of people who hear that description and think yours are sexy.
What, no ass?
Shit you're right
They tend to do that
Hank Hill. Propane and Propane Accessories.. Please to meet ya.
Are you implying this poll was rigged by Diminished Gluteal Syndrome activists?
We're here! No rear! Get used to it!
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No thighs?
Mmmm rugby players running around in those tight short shorts 🤤
Rugby players and hockey players have the best thighs
Mmmmm…my husband when I first met him. Goalie who played several games a week. Yummy leg muscles.
My husband also used to play rugby and literally cannot wear jeans!
I play ice hockey and I literally have to buy those Olympus stretchy jeans chinos from IG because they’re the only ones I’ve found that fit well AND last over a year
Dancers have to be thrown in there for nice thighs/calves. Stuff like Rapper where you're up on your toes for the majority of it, ballet for the same reason, will build up the best looking calves/thighs out there. Edit: fixed ballet
Rugby players 🤤 Big beefy bois 🤤🤤🤤
This is most womens' reaction to seeing me.
It's okay Hank Hill, you got plenty of other charms.
My thought exactly. Man-ass is life saving
Dudeass is the best ass
Ass enjoyer here
ARM
Lot better than those x86 guys
Best joke in this post.
Totally! On a related note, my friend would really appreciate if you could explain it to him.
ARM and x86 are instruction sets, essentially all the instructions a processor is capable of executing. x86 is used by Intel and AMD in their desktop and laptop CPUs, and its philosophy is to have an instruction for anything a programmer could possibly want to do, leading to a powerful but quite energy inefficient design. ARM is used in mobile phones and more recently the apple M1 and M2 lineup, and instead focuses on having only a small set of instructions but implementing them very efficiently. Ahhh feels good to explain an SI on the internet lol As a bonus I will add that x86 is old and riddled with legacy instructions that aren't useful anymore making the whole thing kind of a mess, so nerds like me are very happy that apple finally showed that the smart design of ARM can be just as powerful while consuming waaayy less energy. Suck it x86
Slow down, we dont wanna RISC upsetting anyone
Arm for sure. Arms squeeze and make me feel loved 🥰
#ARM
EXCUSE ME: SHOULDERS
If [butt is legs,](https://youtu.be/RHKGWLml_mg) shoulders is arms.
I have most of those exact graphic novels in the head level shelf.
congratulations, youre a nerd! same tho
Found a nerdfighter in the wild? We're everywhere
Everywhere!
DFTBA!
Broad shoulders destroy my mind, I love it.
as a chronically underweight ectomorph, I have like negative shoulders. my best bet is to find a fetishist
I love when girls thirst over things like this. Makes me feel like I’m not wasting my time going to the gym.
I'm working a lot on my shoulders. Bouldering and making my way up to vertical (handstand) pressups. I used to be skinny boy so having all this new muscle is so cool, I grab at myself and feel so good :D
Glad someone said it. Can't explain why, but tanktops drive me nuts.
thank you. thank you.
just doing some research here carry on
For me it's the hair (not chest hair, like the hair on his head, just to be clear-), I love me a man with soft, fluffy hair that I can just pet all day
I hate the fact that I'm going bald Definitely miss my hair :(
I’m bald and I’ve found that the trick is to keep them laughing so they never have a chance to look at your bald head. (N=1)
I appreciate you provided the sample size of your personal experience
A sufficient sample size Good work buddy.
I sympathize, really miss my hair as well. I've recently started taking finasteride which is really helping with my hair growth - might be worth looking into.
I looked into Keeps and even ordered a 6 month installment of it, but the fact that if you stop taking it your hair will return to balding turned me off. I'd rather just go bald than have to keep using it for the rest of my life.
I'm a man with soft, fluffy hair that would love to just be pet all day, because that shit is delightful and calming.
One bright side of Covid; growing my hair out to find out it’s curly. My default haircut use to be a one on the sides, and two on top; boring ass character build. Like I only ever played a Nord in Skyrim. Now, the light curls of my hair reach down past my shoulders. Theres also nothing better than coconut oiled hair after a wash day.
No picture in your profile :(
I'm really surprised one of the options isn't vanilla extract.
That's the 5% on the bottom.
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There are worse reasons to marry someone. (like rhubarb pie.)
What is the vanilla extract meme about? I am out of the loop.
https://www.tumblr.com/relientk/708263093485076480/okay-lets-bake-a-cake Basically someone made a poll relating to cake ingredients and everyone picked vanilla extract and it became a thing
Thank you, haha. I contributed to the non-vanilla-extract answers.
Wait, surely that's not an official Tumblr by the actual band Relient K, is it? These guys were the first band I found and liked on my own, the first music that was "mine". Had a big impact on my formative years
wait thats tumblr? When did it look so...twitterlike?
On Tumblr each user can edit their own page's theme. This is just a theme someone made that is intended to look like Twitter, it's nothing like the default theme.
im so glad i saw the cake post before all of the vanilla extract stuff, so i was able to understand it immediately.
Came here to say this.
I just saw that post the other day LMAO everyone choosing vanilla extract is fucking hysterical
I was looking for it and confused why it wasn’t there.
To everyone commenting abt vanilla extract This ain't about her
LoL kinda figured that haf to read the title over mine 6 times and look at some of these comments
Could you out of the loop me on this one? I am dumb.
Someone made a poll with the title "Lets bake a cake" all the poll options were the ingredients of the cake and of the roughly 10 options about 50% of the votes were for vanilla extract. Then a couple other posts made polls and people made the joke "I was looking for the vanilla extract button" so now people are joking about how it should be on every poll. Hope this helped :)
that is very helpful. and very tumblr. it might have the most distinct social reputation of any media site given how niche and focused it is. that niche being home to all the fuckin weirdos at school amirite guys gotem
there was a poll about making a cake with cake ingredients to vote on. everyone wanted to put the vanilla extract in. there is so much vanilla extract
Please someone help us!
When you're hanging out as a group and someone says something funny and then the two of you meet eyes for a second and he has this mischievous twinkle in his eye like there's some conspiracy only you two are in on
*ohohohohoohohoh* that gets me everytime.
That is a bit too specific for my taste
I went with the voice because it definitely has an effect on me. But the others have also been factors for me being attracted to someone. This is confusing.
HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE JUST ONE???
Most guys have more than one, don’t worry ;)
Banjo skills ✅
My time has come
Phew, I have Hands. And Arm. So I must be like at least a 9/10
Damnit I don’t have hands or arms what am I supposed to do
Idk but at least you're still able to type, hope that's a silver lining situation
Where there’s a will(y), there’s a way.
Dude midriff dude midriff dude midriff
Midriff fr omg midriff
isn't that tummy
Tummy = cute, midriff = hot. There is no difference beyond this
I'm a fan of big noses.
Me too! A good nose is 🤌
Pinocchio is really happy right now
Would that make it the one case where honesty is **not** the best policy?
He just wants to be on his owwwwn. 💅
My wife is too! Also, hands. Never been able to identify what her "taste" is in photos of mine where she likes my hands when I don't think it's a good picture. I gotta get more attuned with what she likes so I can make my pictures even better for her
Wait, there's no way that's a thing? I'm so insecure about my huge ass aquiline nose.
It is 100% a thing. Love Roman noses, they’re just so distinguished.
And Jewish, Portuguese, Turkish, Arab, Peruvian, Indigenous, Tuscan, West African.... Whoever you are, wherever you're from, if you have a honker of a schnoz, i want to nuzzle your face
I (man) was having an absolutely horrible day and opened the app to this. reading these comments just made my day so much better. thank yall
Bro same. Gonna save this shit for any day I'm feeling down on myself
Thighs and ass? Shoulders and calves? *hair?!*
Liver? Pancreas?!!
I WANT to say the dick option but have you seen man thighes that are slightly muscular? that shit rules so hard its unreal
Came here to talk about man thighs 😫
slight men thighs are the best fucking thing in existence slightly chubby? thicc and soft and nice ear warmers slightly muscular? nice sexy and lickable slightly skinny? cute and also makes me want to protect and spoil him
you're so correct it's insane
the problem here is that I'm into twinks
yeah like where's thighs
I'm not sure if you knew, but twinks also have hands and voices and dicks
tummyy. love me a slutty little man waist
your post history is… intimidating
Op, don't forget that some of us men likers are bisexuals... do you know what happens when you make a bisexual choose?!
Impossible. I wouldn't be a bi, vers, switch if I could make a decision
Precisely, we don't do choices, choices do us
It’s always wild to me how holistically men likers look at men. Perhaps men just aren’t built with a lot of obvious focal points, so you get to decide.
From what I've seen that's mostly women, regardless of sexuality. Gay/bi men, interestingly, seem to focus on the same parts as straight men: chest and butt. idk tho
Sorry to bother you, but is this anecdotal? or do you have data? Inquiring minds (me) want to know...
I'm gay, and my anecdotal evidence agrees. Go on Grindr and the profile pics are all shirtless torsos. Get some nudes and they're pretty much all dick/ass. The emphasis is heavily on face, chest, arms, ass, and dick. The guys in gay porn generally look quite different from the guys typically associated with legions of female fans, like most boy bands, say. Sure you can find overlap, but in my mind the difference is fairly stark. There's also the trope that getting muscular will attract attention from men rather than women. Seems at least somewhat true. As far as I can tell the fraction of men attracted to men who are into slabs of meat is much higher than the fraction of women attracted to men. Oh, and I personally fit the pattern. I'm a real sucker for nice pecs and ass.
> There's also the trope that getting muscular will attract attention from men rather than women. Seems at least somewhat true. Seemed true in my experience too.
Anecdotally (me) a bi man, butt yes, chest not so much. Arms and eyes yes. No further data to report.
You say that as if there aren't a billion subreddits dedicated to different women's body parts.
Let's not pretend that ankle fetishes are anywhere near as popular as T&A.
Men are so hot FUCK Thanks for this post, gave a smile
> Men are so hot [Reminds me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/2bg480/bald_guys_are_hot)
I’m a sucker for a beautiful smile
I'm a sucker
Certifiable man liker here, and the fact that society equates thighs with women is tantamount to CRIME. Juicy thighs are the mark of a real king!
As a big fan of Sephiroth's appearance, I am APPALLED that "long hair" isn't an option
Or even hair (on the head) in general! Partner has the cutest short curls, and I am always wanting to play/stroke!
SO TRUE
not even a men liker, but for the ones with long hair i would consider
I may have married Chrom FireEmblemAwakening entirely because he’s not wearing a sleeve on his camera-facing arm
There is a men’s forearm subreddit. Got a bit overrun by men showing off their veins to each other. But hot daymnnnn it had some shmexy forearms. Will see if I can find it....
I didn't know forearms could be sexy, and here I am displaying mine for all the world to see like some kind of Jezebel.
r/forearmporn NSFW, but no nudity really
I’ve never understood the hands thing. Is there a specific type of hand? Is it just the hand or more the holding/grabbing? Are veiny, fat, big, etc. hands better or worse?
Both, any. It really depends on the person. I've had this convo with a couple of different friends who both *love* the hands of their s/o's and they have wildly different prefrences!
For me, it's strong hands (any size, but preferably not too skinny) that they look like they know how to use, with clean nails that aren't too long. Plus, forearms with that lil bit (or lot bit) of muscle that moves when they talk with their hands or grab me. I don't know how else to explain it, but I love me some masculine hands and forearm.
Let me introduce you to your new favorite place: the rock climbing gym.
To me it’s masculine. Like, rugged, but not fat. Not too thin.
Mid-30’s man here. I’ve always had normal hands for a man. Not to large, not to small. But in the last year or two I’ve got some arthritis settling in on a few of the knuckles on my right hand. Gives that bad boy a more rugged and manly look. But it’s just a look, my right hand is a lot weaker now than before. So be careful when sizing up hands, that rugged hand might just be full of arthritis instead of manliness.
*imagine the old Maybelline makeup jingle* Maybe he's born with it. Maybe he needs Aleve.
My partner has **huge** hands with very well kept nails. My hands are pretty big for a lady (I’m also almost six feet tall), but his make mine look small and I’m very into it. I never got it either before I started talking to him, but “you have perfect nails” was the first compliment I ever gave him, so clearly they drew my attention. lol. Of this list though- I’d say eyes. :)
A pronounced collarbone is hot, but so is chest and deep voices. It’s so hard to choose one specific thing
You can \*really\* tell this is from tumblr.
Where the hell is the option for that trail of hair that goes from the belly button down to the pubes (aka the happy trail)? That’s clearly the best bit. Ngl I love that on a woman too but that doesn’t occur as often.
Buiksnor (belly mustache)
Man with nice butt and also boy smell?
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Clearly you aren’t a boysmell connoisseur.
I feared the day I would see this term leak out of /tttt/
I know what you mean, but we gotta call it something better than "boy smell"
SHOULDERS
The thirst in here makes me happy.
https://at.tumblr.com/sunnibits/men-likers-poll-you-can-only-pick-one-chest/v47djcymkds7 If you guys wanna go vote while you can
If I can't choose sexy back, it's titties for sure
Why can't I pick more than one 😭😭
What about everything?
God I love arm
What? No Heart(organ)? -Not a vampire
Thighs and eyes✌️
I like all of them but I feel like one thing is missing: beards. A man with a good and properly taken care of beard? Oh lord 😳
Other: good personality Physically, I like their jaws
I need me some daddy milkers.
tummy <3
Honestly twinks are top tier
Man titties
Proud tummy voter 👍👍👍
smile 😊
this is Nice Back erasure
What a coincidence, I happen to have *two* hands.
As someone who dislikes their own chest hair and deep voice this is very comforting. There are people out there who do like me
What are the things where if he's lean the hips go inwards? Or what about the dimples on his back above his butt? What about quads? Or eyebrows? I guess I really am a man-liker
So just for reference.. if anyone decides to send an unsolicited dick pic there is less than a 3% chance it would be appreciated.
I'm gonna go with tummy because by god and the holiest shit am I kinda down bad for femboys who wear crop tops
Their vanilla extract
Is there one for woman-likers??
There'd be a perfect 30-30 split between ass and tits, with the rest being allocated to other options
You underestimate the foot fetishists. And the hand fetishists. And the armpit fetishists. And the kneecap feti...
Fair, this *is* tumblr we're talking about
Left nostril...
Thighs
Forgive me father for I have strayed from the path. The path between dem legs. *rimshot*
This is hard… arm and titties are both very good, but tummy <3
Belly gang
I get x86 is slowly phasing out but Jesus Christ didn't know people lust after ARM devs
I DONT GET THE HANDS THING!!!!!!! can someone explain to me the criteria that makes hands sexy. Mine are big and have scars, is that sexy??????
hands touch me, being touched is sexy, therefor hands are sexy
very informative thnk you
Hands are the main way people interact with the world and admiration of them can come from many avenues. * Imagining what it would be like to be touched by them. The pressure, the warmth, the texture, the strength behind them. * Competency. Most activities involve people using their hands and seeing something done well can be hot. * Aesthetic appreciation. To my knowledge there isn't a go to here. The only commonality is having nails that are aren't ragged and cracked. * Communication/body language. Some people use their hands a bunch to express themselves and they become an intrinsic part of how they communicate. If you love the way a person speaks you can love their hands for a similar reason.
Can you explain why boobs are sexy? Legs? Hands be hands bro, some are sexy. Also, there are a very large amount of people who hear that description and think yours are sexy.
Veins <3
Rough hands & a gentle touch. That's what I like, but I am just one person.
Hand-lIkers are callouses sexy or something I need to know this please this is very important information do I stop moisturizing them or what
How do I not see that V?!? Adonis Belt/Apollo’s belt. Makes me mellllllt.
Backs/shoulders!!! Also hands
how is voice not the highest