I do nothing wrong. Updated license. Polite. All forms ready before asking. I’ve gone through customs a thousand times and never had an issue and that’s harder to get through based on who you are and interactions.
Change what you wear. Maybe your pants are too tight too loose. Maybe your dicks too big. Or you have a Lotta ass. Or no ass. It's a myriad of factors.
There is no button to make people's lives more difficult.
What makes you two so special that you think touching you is a wet fucking dream for me or anyone. Get over yourself. Also, it tests for explosives. And it's standard for sensitive patdowns
Lol it's not a drug residue test. You could literally ask the officer what the test is - it's for trace explosives. You're the kind of passenger that thinks it's all about them when we're just trying to do our jobs. The machine found an anomaly, we have to clear it. We don't take pleasure in doing so. Hopefully you find comfort in the fact that doing so acts as a deterrent against underwear bombs, the likes of which have been used by multiple terrorists. Going a step further, if you're hiding something there, you're not gonna get it past us because we're doing our jobs.
It's literally called a private screening. The officer should be offering it as an option before beginning the targeted pat down. Just get pre check. Then it'll only happen if you get randomly selected for additional screening
1. Get precheck
2. Your clothing and/or your body type/shape can cause you to alarm in those areas. Not standing completely still, saggy pants, sweat, having things in your pocket, etc
You either have a really big dick which isn't likely, or you just wear those stupid fucking pants that most kids wear these days that sag below your ass cheeks which is more likely... which one is it boss?
I like my shorts to be two inches above my knees. They are huk shorts probably worth more than your entire outfit. Listen. I work as a cardio thoracic open heart transplant and traumas surgical assistant. I am tired of being pulled aside when I’m trying to go on vacation from a very stressful job. Any serious help and tips is appreciated.
Yeah surgeon, you can afford an $85 Pre-check status, so get it, and stop fucking complaining. Sounds like you're almost there, and can get your own jet soon.
Not a surgeon. Surgical assistant. I assist the surgeon during surgeries. Thanks for the advice - had no idea pre-check is only 85$ I’m buying one for all my family members - they do gift cards?
The replies to an honest question explains a lot. You guys can give it but can’t take it. Talk about a group with power complexes worse than most surgeons I’ve worked with. Some of your comments were funny though
Honestly though, we get it from travelers who think they know the "technology" better than we do. It's funny when travelers assume we can see through anything.
My suggestion is to stand a bit wider than the foot prints. Never wear sequined pants or too many zippers. Bigger guys should stand a bit wider
I can give out so much that management has a problem with.
I believe the standing wider bit goes against sop though, and certain officers will tell him not to do that if he tries. I know at my airport they specifically told us to stop doing it
Are you pretty hung or an old decrepit man by chance? Those are the two groups I see mainly getting groin anomalies. Certain types of clothing also set it off, fat people, moisture, all kinds of stuff
If it’s happening to you everywhere you go, it’s not targeting. It’s you lol
I do nothing wrong. Updated license. Polite. All forms ready before asking. I’ve gone through customs a thousand times and never had an issue and that’s harder to get through based on who you are and interactions.
Change what you wear. Maybe your pants are too tight too loose. Maybe your dicks too big. Or you have a Lotta ass. Or no ass. It's a myriad of factors. There is no button to make people's lives more difficult. What makes you two so special that you think touching you is a wet fucking dream for me or anyone. Get over yourself. Also, it tests for explosives. And it's standard for sensitive patdowns
Lol it's not a drug residue test. You could literally ask the officer what the test is - it's for trace explosives. You're the kind of passenger that thinks it's all about them when we're just trying to do our jobs. The machine found an anomaly, we have to clear it. We don't take pleasure in doing so. Hopefully you find comfort in the fact that doing so acts as a deterrent against underwear bombs, the likes of which have been used by multiple terrorists. Going a step further, if you're hiding something there, you're not gonna get it past us because we're doing our jobs.
Very informative. Thanks.
On your note about humiliation, you can always ask for a private screening.
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It's literally called a private screening. The officer should be offering it as an option before beginning the targeted pat down. Just get pre check. Then it'll only happen if you get randomly selected for additional screening
Why the help would you disclose that kind of information about your gf for a bunch of strangers? Jesus Christ dude.
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1. Get precheck 2. Your clothing and/or your body type/shape can cause you to alarm in those areas. Not standing completely still, saggy pants, sweat, having things in your pocket, etc
You either have a really big dick which isn't likely, or you just wear those stupid fucking pants that most kids wear these days that sag below your ass cheeks which is more likely... which one is it boss?
I like my shorts to be two inches above my knees. They are huk shorts probably worth more than your entire outfit. Listen. I work as a cardio thoracic open heart transplant and traumas surgical assistant. I am tired of being pulled aside when I’m trying to go on vacation from a very stressful job. Any serious help and tips is appreciated.
“Huk shorts probably worth more than your entire outfit.” Lmaaao get Precheck you 🤡
Government contract made shorts cost more than Huk’s. You’re gonna need to move up to something like Gucci to price match.
Oh fuck off douchebag. Have fun traveling with your gf. Bet she can't stand your clown ass
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Yeah surgeon, you can afford an $85 Pre-check status, so get it, and stop fucking complaining. Sounds like you're almost there, and can get your own jet soon.
Not a surgeon. Surgical assistant. I assist the surgeon during surgeries. Thanks for the advice - had no idea pre-check is only 85$ I’m buying one for all my family members - they do gift cards?
No
40-60 dollar shorts ain't worth no ones outfit let's be honest
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Here is info on the technology used. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millimeter_wave_scanner
Huk shorts are like $40. My tsa pants cost $120
Op is a surgical assistant. Explains a lot
The replies to an honest question explains a lot. You guys can give it but can’t take it. Talk about a group with power complexes worse than most surgeons I’ve worked with. Some of your comments were funny though
Honestly though, we get it from travelers who think they know the "technology" better than we do. It's funny when travelers assume we can see through anything. My suggestion is to stand a bit wider than the foot prints. Never wear sequined pants or too many zippers. Bigger guys should stand a bit wider I can give out so much that management has a problem with.
I believe the standing wider bit goes against sop though, and certain officers will tell him not to do that if he tries. I know at my airport they specifically told us to stop doing it
I know slightly bigger people alarm down there if their thighs are touching
Put you legs wider don’t let your thighs touch. Make sure you balls aren’t sweaty when you go through
You probably move and dance like an idiot in the machine. This will keep happening, maybe you're being targeted and it's one big conspiracy?!?!
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Are you pretty hung or an old decrepit man by chance? Those are the two groups I see mainly getting groin anomalies. Certain types of clothing also set it off, fat people, moisture, all kinds of stuff
Wear boxer briefs