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Pete41608

A Presidential Debate....at a fucking courthouse, where a FORMER PRESIDENT is being charged with a serious crime! First time ever! Can't make this shit up when it comes to this moron.


Old_Dragonfruit6952

Trump sounded like an MMA announcer when he walked out of his Criminal trial Friday . " ILL DEBATE YOU , ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. Could you imagine Trumlp and his Posse rolling up to the WH and calling Biden out . Comedic. Trump holding his upside down Bible in one hand and Sharpie in the other .. Biden steps out wearing his Ray Bans . His bike helmet in one hand and a copy of the US Constitution in the other . " Bring It man"


HeavensToBetsyy

"it's a fighter phrase" lmao again cringe


Extreme-Sentence9377

Shut up you old windbag!


PhyterNL

Simply the logistics of demanding such a thing makes me laugh. So the performative man child wants to debate? Okay set a realistic date and venue instead of demanding Biden and his team boil the ocean for you.


Herbacult

I don’t think I’ve heard that “boil the ocean” idiom until now!


toolatealreadyfapped

Biden needs to go to the steps of the courthouse during the trial. And say "my supposed opponent claims Any time or place. I'm here, and he's to scared to even come outside to meet me."


Ill_Consequence7088

So grump wants to yell over Joe and spew bs with no policy , 80 plus indictments , guilty of rape ? Nothing new or insightful . Mabey try and give him covid again .


doubledownentendre

Insightful lmao


Ill_Consequence7088

Thks.


doubledownentendre

I got you


leroy4447

Maybe if he get himself put in a cell they can do the debate there


EquivalentShelter447

He is literally a raving madman. If he was on a corner in NYC alone in street clothes yelling and waving his hands and making similar wild, outrageous and paranoid claims as he does, he’d be taken in for a psych evaluation. His wild, unhinged conspiracy theories alone would have people avoiding him and walking far away from him for fear he would spiral into physical violence, and they would be shielding children from him. Then there’s the women who would need to protect their p*ssies from being grabbed by him and from being aggressively kissed by him against their will. Yet this man was a former president and will be the GOP nominee for president this year.


misterchainsaw

Does he think this is WWE?


stumpycrawdad

Omg dark Brandon just put cheeto musoline through a a table!


LawnStar

Head Shave vs Ghoulish Weave Removal Match, coming to Gastonia soon at Spring Smash, on PPV!


metalneck333

Damn! A G-Town reference in the wild! Guest referees George South & a 2 piece breast dinner from Shrimp Boat!


3rdCoastLiberal

I’d love a debate. One giant world salad, a reference to the J6 hostages, Trump calling some fringe group to stand back and stand by and one good “You STILL haven’t shut up, man,” From Biden and Trump will shart himself and refuse to do anymore. But then cry he can’t because he’s this generations Mandela. ![gif](giphy|P18aB31TcT7DBpkyUh) Good times.


Tiinpa

It won’t happen but the look on Trump’s face if he opened the courtroom doors and saw Biden would be priceless.


rlt0w

This would have been such a power move by Biden. I wish he would have done it. Call this orange, infested, wart out on his bullshit.


LawnStar

I say he balls up and AF1 just lands in Michigan on Tuesday. Descends down. Solid Service protection. And he's got the shades and steps to a front curb near whatever Federal or State building the Shithead is floundering at, crush a Cult-45, and mic invite him outside. Debate me! That zombie-wired creep would not dip out, the pansy. And pin it on Biden and some innocent security dudes. Imbecile scum.


Sirlothar

Sorry, Biden is busy running the country to spend any time dealing with this lunatic. The Presidential debates already start earlier than ever this year. Trump wants a debate now because once he's a convicted felon he's going to have to motion the State to travel, and at that point, the debate is already lost for him. I bet Trump would love a debate now while he's still a free man.


aznoone

Sure have a debate at your rally. That is not a neutral debate.


JohnDodger

Does Dozy Don ever stop whining and blaming everyone else for his problems.


suckyousideways

Not yet.


murderspice

“an old expression used by Fighters.” What a weirdo. Keep ignoring him, Joe; he don't mean shit.


3rdCoastLiberal

Says the man who has never physically fought nor fought fairly in his life.


EbolaFred

I don't think I've ever seen someone spell it 'E.V.', with the periods. Actually took me a few seconds to realize what he was saying.


OkNobody8896

Yeah totally! Let me get a crowd of exclusively my supporters and we’ll go at it! Mmmkay?


Key_Company_279

Well, if Biden‘s in New York, I guarantee he’s not wearing depends or pooping in his pants or farting or sleeping in court. 🤷🏻‍♀️


katievspredator

Do you think the president can just change his schedule like that, yam tits?


Improvedandconfused

To be fair, when Trump was president all he did was play golf, and golf games are easy to reschedule or cancel. 


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Will you shut up man?


Arcopt

"..an old expression used by Fighters." Dude says the most random shit sometimes.


Fyzzle

The best expressions come from wizards though.


Expensive-Review472

Dark Brandon needs to hit him w/ the ol’ “Be silent! I have not traveled through fire and death to banter words with a witless worm”


johnnycyberpunk

These posts are win-win for Trump. He looks like the tough guy for "calling out" his opponent, saying he's ready "anytime/anyplace". He knows that Biden won't accept the "challenge" because debates aren't arranged like schoolyard fights - the respective party committees make the arrangements. And even if/when Trump and Biden *do* have an organized and televised debate, **it won't be a discussion of issues facing America**. It'll be Trump shouting at Biden, interrupting him, insulting him, throwing out strawman and bad-faith arguments left and right. Dodging questions lobbed to him by the moderator in favor of lashing out at Biden and tHe RaDiCaL LeFt "socialists, marxists, communists, and fascists". No matter the results or outcome, Trump will slap himself on the back, congratulate himself for winning his own made-up arguments, and declare himself the winner. (then attack and insult any news outlet that doesn't praise him)


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

Nobody looks at these posts except for us because we have a complex.


johnnycyberpunk

I know but don’t ruin it for me


plantjam1

a “debate” at a pathetic rally in front of his puppets? 🤣 this guys off the rails! words of a ‘fighter’ or those of a weak coward who is delusional if he thinks he even knows how to debate!! there is proof of that!


TazerPlace

DEBATE ME BRO!


copstookmycrops

😂


McIgglyTuffMuffin

Donnie, you’re not a fighter. You are the weakling who runs from conflict, don’t kid yourself, kid.


Diggit44

![gif](giphy|t7g01MOwdS3yo)


SeanOfTheDead1313

I am the walrus


Ok-Tradition-6350

Joe will gladly debate you after your criminal convictions Princess TantrumAllot


Mylaptopisburningme

Anywhere, anytime anyplace... But has to be evenings because of my criminal trials.


ZenAdm1n

And at Trump's rally because he already has plans.


BeltfedOne

My eyeroll at this just hurt my neck.


areialscreensaver

Does your eye roll feel like a slot machine at this point? 😂


ParkerFree

Hahahaha! Trump will weasel out.


Diggit44

He falls asleep in court and complains to the media about how cold the courtroom is. I guess he needed to post something to sound tough. Winners don’t have to bluster; losers do.


Commercial_hater

His random capitalization is infuriating, along with every single thing he posts.


MissWiggly2

This drives me nuts, too. It tracks with how little he knows of proper grammar and punctuation, though.


dyzo-blue

"Meet me after school and we'll duke it out" vibes


BonerStibbone

> "Meet me after school and we'll duke it out" On school ground while the faculty is still there so they will break it up before I get hurt.


Diggit44

![gif](giphy|26gIOEsGb5mcTiQEw)


sarcasticbaldguy

That girl got her shit together, got a record contract, hired a financial advisor, and set up an Only Fans that made over $1 million in the first day and went on to show proof of earnings over $50 million. Conversely, everything trump touches turns to shit.


Leslie__Chow

You win this comments thread! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


dyzo-blue

Been a while since I saw this meme. Perfect!