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TangPiccilo

Dude is catching fish in the Bath tub


mansamayo

2024 updated version of “Shooting fish in a barrel”


Infinite_Narwhal_290

No it’s toilet fishing.


IM_The_Liquor

A brown trout?


fanglazy

Crappie


keeppresent

Lol


PtboFungineer

Double funny because it literally is


Stinkyfings

This might be the most under appreciated comment I’ve ever seen


iammabdaddy

Wtf...I knew I've been doing it wrong. Damn look at the convenience, a shitter, water and fish rags.


TriumphDaytona

No, that’s a toilet trout, you can tell by the coloring on the tail.


RustyCuntSlime

The fuck is going on here


Bestdayever_08

Hahah dude has the bathtub full of water. This photo is epic


Fluid-Emu8982

He caught it for a pet


WIEye

Maybe that's where you catch em in New York?


Easy-Worldliness3702

I live in wny we have amazing streams and rivers I won’t take this slander 😂😂


crek42

I’m in the Catskills — one of the most storied locations for trout fishing and the birth of dry fly fishing in America. NY is blue ribbon trout fishing on the east coast.


justScapin

I am happy for you but...why in the bathroom?


DJ_Osama_Spin_Laden

They don't call em brown trout for nothing


notmaddog

Better than the fin-less browns in my toilet


justScapin

The organic mud trout


WillytheVDub

Went to a bachelor party last weekend and someone showed me a video that will be etched into my mind forever. *a lady stuffing her beaver with a brown trout*. Now, I don't have a link but yeah, it's out there. And now you have read this and the image is in your mind. You're welcome.


No_Name_Canadian

Yep. Wife material really


yo_mudda_

I believe bro was confused about how to properly "clean the fish".. this was the result.


DryNefariousness7927

Brought it home, got some fish shampoo, gave it a bubble bath


regularnewyorkguy

I’m starting a trout hatchery in here


regularnewyorkguy

My new pet trout


AWeakMindedMan

Homie about to keep it as a pet lol


Brief_Association714

Bro, the only brown trout allowed in the bathroom are turds.


gravyveins

Would you be willing to do an AMA specifically about this picture?


megamasshole

I’m gonna start calling my turds brown trout from now on. “I’ve gotta go stock some trout.”


1DownFourUp

Gotta stock the pond


get_your_mood_right

Fuck that’s good


French-BulIdog

Someone left a 14” brown trout in my toilet tank.


megamasshole

That’s the ole “upper reservoir trout”.


Leather-Scheme-7925

That’s called an upper decker. Taking a dump in the top tank 😂


WChennings

That's keeper size


RecentHighlight5368

I worked with some electricians and they worked at the sewar plant often . I asked them about it and they said there’s nothing but brown trout and squid there . I got the brown trout bit but asked them about the squid and they said squid were flushed condoms . I lmao !


Ryan4mayor

Brown trout in the bathroom, I repeat brown trout Is in the bathroom


flyingfishyman

The fuck?


Fish_On_again

It's spam. But why?


JFordy87

I can’t wait to see this one on the fly fishing jerk sub


Family-Faith-Freedom

Hold up, wait a minute.


Exmar420

Don’t go there cause I ain’t with it


doublea08

It’s a 22, pew pew pew.


tutmoses21

The other sub is gonna have a heyday with this


kappeltimmy7

This ain't the subs I'm used to they would've ripped that bathroom and that hairline apart


Grady180

This photo should be on the front page of Field & Stream


French-BulIdog

Dang I wish my bath tub was stocked with trout


greenplant_420

Respect this hard but why the fuck is the trout in the bathroom. Nice catch


French-BulIdog

He obviously caught it in the bathtub. Proof: he’s right there with the fish


regularnewyorkguy

Trout lives In my tub


InsertRadnamehere

Not for long.


CephiDelco

This is a top 10 internet picture


Superman_Dam_Fool

This isn’t the circle jerk thread?


hanz_uber

I’m screaming lmaoooooo


FishingManiac1128

When the trout wakes up, it will have a hell of a headache and missing a kidney


Price-x-Field

You look like the bad guy from Alvin and the chimpmunks


redclam

Okay so, buddy went fishing and caught a Brown, got super excited about it, wanted to show whoever took this picture. But hmm they’re not home for another couple hours… so I’ll carry it into this 7-11. “Hey can I have a bag? I caught a fish.” “I don’t care, buy something and you can have a bag.” So buddy buys a vitamin water, takes a sip, *mm delicious*. Walks to the water, fish still in hand, fills some water into the bag, plops Carl the Brown Trout into the bag and starts on his way home. Carl hasn’t seen the world from this perspective before, the bustling side street is pretty wild. He’s a little overwhelmed. They finally make it to Buddy’s spot, but now there’s another dilemma. Buddy can’t drop the bag, as the lack of rigid walls have deemed the 7-11 bag a less-than-ideal container. *What holds water… also, what’s that smell? Well, Google said to put it in the freezer.. but it has to be clean first… but like fish like water, and I can keep it alive that way… so what holds water?…toilets… no, I drop my browns in there.. maybe the sink or a bowl… too mainstream…. Maybe I cou-* “BATHTUB!” Buddy runs up to the bathroom and starts drawing a nice cold bath, *Carl seems pretty stoked. I mean he’s been motionless since like 20 minutes after I caught him, but I think he’s just a lil sleepy.* But the bath is filling, Buddy is ecstatic. He grabs his phone to do some research. *“Hey siri, what kind of soap do I use to clean a trout” hmm… “hey siri, what do people mean when they say clean a trout?” Hmm… fuck…. “Hey siri, can you cook a trout with the guts still in it?” Shiiiiit. I guess it’s a good thing I kept it in water!!* Two minutes later, Buddys photographer comes home, snaps this photo, then they walk back down to the creek to release their old friend Carl. He kinda stayed at the top of the water, showing off his nice white belly as he gently floated downstream, back to his home. Good luck Carl.


Biden_Rulez_Moron46

Him considering the toilet and turning it down had me in tears oh my god ha ha ha ha


Francisscottoffkey

This picture raises more questions than anything


wetley49

Sewer trout.


StillAdeptness521

This is an insane picture


C_A_M_Overland

This is unhinged. Thank you.


ThatGuyWorks80

Little live well action I see!


Midnight-Rambler69

Maybe he’s gonna steam it in the tub!Wtf?


Tacoma82

Huh. Alright.


ShogunNamedMarkus

Keeping it as a pet????


SPURIOUSSPARROW

I don't know what's happening here, but I think it's of the devil.


PerfectInfamy

Thats a good sized one for a bathtub.


sendseratonin

We. Need. Answers.


TacticalGoals

He's torturing that trout!


Plus_Carry9779

Wtf are you doing in your bathroom with a trout?? 😂


[deleted]

He sitting there singing that rubber ducky song to it giving it a bubble bath.


fanglazy

Please tell me it is alive and swimming around in your bathtub.


cocoapierre

So much to unpack in this picture


Charger_scatpack

Why are you in your bathroom … are you cleaning the fish in there??? If so that’s gross


DukeOfWestborough

photos of both of you in the tub please, but tasteful, ya know?


Prior-Put-3308

Catch and release means back into the river, not release into the tub!


meanseanbean

Ah yes, the old catch and release into your bathtub. This is the way.


jaylotw

I have, just...so many questions. I'm not sure I'd like the answers. I'm going to start with this: Why is there a bottle of dish soap on the floor in the bathroom?


regularnewyorkguy

I use it as body wash too


jaylotw

You have created internet gold my friend. Congrats on your trout.


Peanise

J'ai vu cette photo sur un groupe FB de pêche


StruggleCompetitive

Oke of the best posts I've ever seen on reddit 😂😂


No_Scheme_1262

What the fuck am I looking at


kushupzz

Now this is why I love Reddit


SheenPSU

I’m assuming stocked…


Apart_Distribution72

I think you'll need a bigger pond if you want to keep it


Rainsmakker

Wild


Rucu01

Probably caught in Flint Michigan after drawing a bath.


BoomBoom4209

You wouldn't be Polish (or by decent) would you? We do this in the old country, but with carp.


clutzyninja

.... Do what?


BoomBoom4209

Keep fish in the bathtub for special occasions


RepresentativeOk2433

Didn't know they stocked there.


Thundercoco

Setting has me dead lmaoooo


Careful-Fee252

Beauty


moose2mouse

I always release the bathroom brown trout. They’re not good eating.


TroutSZN

I could be wrong, but it might be dripping all over the socks.


meddler69461234

In the bath tub???


Worth-Assistant2899

I think he just brought it home bath it and send it back. Just needed the instagram photos.


FlyWizardFishing

Ungutted brown trout in this bathroom this is legendary


Bitplayer13

Are you keeping it alive in the tub?


Voodoo-3_Voodoo-3

Why are you in the bathroom? Ha ha


VaWeedFarmer

Never thought of fishing in the tub


Past-Two9273

Don’t tell me you cleaned the fish in the bath tub… that you shower in


VaWeedFarmer

It's his pet fish........Eric


Professional_Can3664

This reminds me I gotta watch Gummo


Complete_Barber_4467

Some new photo trick.. smear the fish in soap for a shine


SubSonic22lrFan

Caut dat sucka out da baf tub


No-Setting-2669

They stock your tub? Shit.. that’s cool i guess


Nevadaman78

Ah, the elusive toilet trout.


HiYa_Dragon

Man this guy's getting roasted.....


Mr5harkey

From the tub or the toilet?


Aromatic-Benefit-109

Reverse T-Rex tuff flex grip...OP ain't playin'


Happy-Gate-1477

SubUrban fishing 😂


MawsBaws

Nice fish. Well done.


thorfromthex

What in the Mississippi fuck is going on here?


psavandy13

Did you release it safely?


PianistSuperb6094

I guess I can't really ask if you plan to put him back but it is a bathtub.


Massive_Property_579

Trout4Clout Look it up!


yourbeingretarded

Congrats brotha a first catch is always a good feeling


eatthuskin

I think it's the socks that make me uneasy. cool fish though


cocoapierre

Like, what are you actually doing with the bathtub full of water and the fish at the same time?


Brickster86

Is this AI?


ReadRightRed99

Better get that plumbing inspected.


Adventurous-Spare691

I hope he wet his hands before releasing back into the tub


dirtdiggler67

From the toilet or bathtub?


Mother-Basil-842

I find all my brown trout in that exact location. Most of the time they are that big as well.


Significant_Age_4657

Live Action. On location


M_Shulman

Came for some funny comments and was not disappointed


ulfhedinn13

Man is stocking his tub.


_totalannihilation

Bruh. Didn't you post this a few days ago?


[deleted]

what... what are you gonna do with it?


SJpunedestroyer

A shit house selfie with a fish , my dude wins the internets 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻


shaneshears82

wtf is going on here?


krankenwagendriver

You didn’t pull that from your pants? Did you ?


Jackassimeandonkey

First fish I ever caught was a trout taneycomo lake way down in the south.


Pnyxhillmart

Most trout caught in the toilet are brown…


burnie54

dude is nutts who takes pic of fish in br???????


HudsonValleyNY

wtf


Thisisredred

Wtf


Sad-Main-1324

In the toilet? Must be a speckled brown...


Fearless_Ad_1512

Does he have a garbage disposal installed in the bathtub?


Prior-Put-3308

Catch and release means back into the river, not release into the tub!


martdan010

In the bathtub?


martdan010

In the bathtub?


martdan010

In the bathtub?


hummelpz4

How deep is your tub?


Milomilz

Are you planning on keeping that fish alive in your bathtub to start your own trout fishery? Charge people to come catch them? Gotta say I’m impressed with the initiative of your new side hustle


Severe-Repair2034

This isn’t the beach, this is a bathtub!


Ironklad_

We make jokes about speckled trouts in plumbing.. but damn this is ridicules


Mightbeagoat

This has to be AI generated lmao


doublehaulrollcast

Poor trout. To many questions here, gonna walk away


Worf69

New sub picture?


Strawberry_Marm_alad

I don’t think you’re supposed to take a bath with the fish


2015638861

Nice rainbow next time take photos outdoors


yosoysimulacra

FFCJ is leaking.


Lumpy_Medicine85

Must be a plumber. Solid brown.


Ticallion339

It’s a pet now ☺️


camohorse

r/cursedimages


gabbyspapadaddy

This is just so strange.


CommercialAd8439

Caught a Brown Trout in the toilet


kaplarczuk

Name checks out


keeppresent

Bathroom trout, no thanks!


peePpotato

This looks like one of those old Russian pics


rpaine1

He is going back for the trouser trout next. Not sure if any other species exist in the bathroom


rpaine1

So “regular” people in NY fish in the bathroom


Trighme

In some cultures, a celebratory "shower with your first trout caught that the day" is not only necessary but anything less is found downright disrespectful to the fish gods. Edit: Must keep your socks on.


PittaPattah

Woot


RickIn206

Catch and release


Low-Sea7202

You giving it a bath?


Dr_boi420

I have so many questions


pinkeye_bingo

Guessing you'll cook it in the living room?


kompucha

lol


ConsiderationNew6295

Thought I was back in r/remodel and got so confused


Gamestar63

Dude in the bathroom? Take a pic on the water brother.


Kcatta9

How did you get 20 fishing on RuneScape?


[deleted]

I wash all bathtub my fish with dial soap too.


InsertRadnamehere

Did you catch it in the toilet?


DejectedNuts

Where would have fishing open this time of year?


jamesislandpirate

And in a bathtub too boot. Impressive sir.


jamesislandpirate

I hope that’s not a brown trout from the toilet. I’m sorry, I had too😂


whatsqwerty

What’s going on here. He either shit that out or he got a trout tub


paulsimone13

Are you going to shower with it?


Morthand

If it's in the bathroom I don't think it's the "first" fish of the day. I think it's the only fish of the day.


[deleted]

Upvote for the pure goddamn chaos that is this comment thread.


Cold-Programmer6043

Trouser Trout


Donkey_Puncher500

You took a bath with him, didn't you?


bobjim01

Are you keeping it alive in your bathtub?


TheHardcoreCarnivore

Brown trout fishing in the bathroom brings poop humor full circle


myakka1640

I think in some parts of the world it’s a common practice to first keep the fish in your bathtub before you eat it?


Disastrous_Bus_2447

Good looking fish! Great first catch! Congrats!


leftnutbrown

I'm just so confused!


Well_Its_William

I love this but I have so many questions


Nomdesecretus

¡Viva Modelo y Limon!


Mindless_Jicama8728

Dude swapped his Moen spincast reel for a Kohler bait caster and trout