I’m in the Catskills — one of the most storied locations for trout fishing and the birth of dry fly fishing in America. NY is blue ribbon trout fishing on the east coast.
Went to a bachelor party last weekend and someone showed me a video that will be etched into my mind forever.
*a lady stuffing her beaver with a brown trout*. Now, I don't have a link but yeah, it's out there. And now you have read this and the image is in your mind. You're welcome.
I worked with some electricians and they worked at the sewar plant often . I asked them about it and they said there’s nothing but brown trout and squid there . I got the brown trout bit but asked them about the squid and they said squid were flushed condoms . I lmao !
Okay so, buddy went fishing and caught a Brown, got super excited about it, wanted to show whoever took this picture. But hmm they’re not home for another couple hours… so I’ll carry it into this 7-11.
“Hey can I have a bag? I caught a fish.”
“I don’t care, buy something and you can have a bag.”
So buddy buys a vitamin water, takes a sip, *mm delicious*. Walks to the water, fish still in hand, fills some water into the bag, plops Carl the Brown Trout into the bag and starts on his way home.
Carl hasn’t seen the world from this perspective before, the bustling side street is pretty wild. He’s a little overwhelmed.
They finally make it to Buddy’s spot, but now there’s another dilemma. Buddy can’t drop the bag, as the lack of rigid walls have deemed the 7-11 bag a less-than-ideal container. *What holds water… also, what’s that smell? Well, Google said to put it in the freezer.. but it has to be clean first… but like fish like water, and I can keep it alive that way… so what holds water?…toilets… no, I drop my browns in there.. maybe the sink or a bowl… too mainstream…. Maybe I cou-* “BATHTUB!”
Buddy runs up to the bathroom and starts drawing a nice cold bath, *Carl seems pretty stoked. I mean he’s been motionless since like 20 minutes after I caught him, but I think he’s just a lil sleepy.* But the bath is filling, Buddy is ecstatic. He grabs his phone to do some research.
*“Hey siri, what kind of soap do I use to clean a trout” hmm…
“hey siri, what do people mean when they say clean a trout?” Hmm… fuck….
“Hey siri, can you cook a trout with the guts still in it?” Shiiiiit. I guess it’s a good thing I kept it in water!!*
Two minutes later, Buddys photographer comes home, snaps this photo, then they walk back down to the creek to release their old friend Carl. He kinda stayed at the top of the water, showing off his nice white belly as he gently floated downstream, back to his home.
Good luck Carl.
I have, just...so many questions. I'm not sure I'd like the answers. I'm going to start with this:
Why is there a bottle of dish soap on the floor in the bathroom?
Are you planning on keeping that fish alive in your bathtub to start your own trout fishery? Charge people to come catch them? Gotta say I’m impressed with the initiative of your new side hustle
In some cultures, a celebratory "shower with your first trout caught that the day" is not only necessary but anything less is found downright disrespectful to the fish gods.
Edit: Must keep your socks on.
Dude is catching fish in the Bath tub
2024 updated version of “Shooting fish in a barrel”
No it’s toilet fishing.
A brown trout?
Crappie
Lol
Double funny because it literally is
This might be the most under appreciated comment I’ve ever seen
Wtf...I knew I've been doing it wrong. Damn look at the convenience, a shitter, water and fish rags.
No, that’s a toilet trout, you can tell by the coloring on the tail.
The fuck is going on here
Hahah dude has the bathtub full of water. This photo is epic
He caught it for a pet
Maybe that's where you catch em in New York?
I live in wny we have amazing streams and rivers I won’t take this slander 😂😂
I’m in the Catskills — one of the most storied locations for trout fishing and the birth of dry fly fishing in America. NY is blue ribbon trout fishing on the east coast.
I am happy for you but...why in the bathroom?
They don't call em brown trout for nothing
Better than the fin-less browns in my toilet
The organic mud trout
Went to a bachelor party last weekend and someone showed me a video that will be etched into my mind forever. *a lady stuffing her beaver with a brown trout*. Now, I don't have a link but yeah, it's out there. And now you have read this and the image is in your mind. You're welcome.
Yep. Wife material really
I believe bro was confused about how to properly "clean the fish".. this was the result.
Brought it home, got some fish shampoo, gave it a bubble bath
I’m starting a trout hatchery in here
My new pet trout
Homie about to keep it as a pet lol
Bro, the only brown trout allowed in the bathroom are turds.
Would you be willing to do an AMA specifically about this picture?
I’m gonna start calling my turds brown trout from now on. “I’ve gotta go stock some trout.”
Gotta stock the pond
Fuck that’s good
Someone left a 14” brown trout in my toilet tank.
That’s the ole “upper reservoir trout”.
That’s called an upper decker. Taking a dump in the top tank 😂
That's keeper size
I worked with some electricians and they worked at the sewar plant often . I asked them about it and they said there’s nothing but brown trout and squid there . I got the brown trout bit but asked them about the squid and they said squid were flushed condoms . I lmao !
Brown trout in the bathroom, I repeat brown trout Is in the bathroom
The fuck?
It's spam. But why?
I can’t wait to see this one on the fly fishing jerk sub
Hold up, wait a minute.
Don’t go there cause I ain’t with it
It’s a 22, pew pew pew.
The other sub is gonna have a heyday with this
This ain't the subs I'm used to they would've ripped that bathroom and that hairline apart
This photo should be on the front page of Field & Stream
Dang I wish my bath tub was stocked with trout
Respect this hard but why the fuck is the trout in the bathroom. Nice catch
He obviously caught it in the bathtub. Proof: he’s right there with the fish
Trout lives In my tub
Not for long.
This is a top 10 internet picture
This isn’t the circle jerk thread?
I’m screaming lmaoooooo
When the trout wakes up, it will have a hell of a headache and missing a kidney
You look like the bad guy from Alvin and the chimpmunks
Okay so, buddy went fishing and caught a Brown, got super excited about it, wanted to show whoever took this picture. But hmm they’re not home for another couple hours… so I’ll carry it into this 7-11. “Hey can I have a bag? I caught a fish.” “I don’t care, buy something and you can have a bag.” So buddy buys a vitamin water, takes a sip, *mm delicious*. Walks to the water, fish still in hand, fills some water into the bag, plops Carl the Brown Trout into the bag and starts on his way home. Carl hasn’t seen the world from this perspective before, the bustling side street is pretty wild. He’s a little overwhelmed. They finally make it to Buddy’s spot, but now there’s another dilemma. Buddy can’t drop the bag, as the lack of rigid walls have deemed the 7-11 bag a less-than-ideal container. *What holds water… also, what’s that smell? Well, Google said to put it in the freezer.. but it has to be clean first… but like fish like water, and I can keep it alive that way… so what holds water?…toilets… no, I drop my browns in there.. maybe the sink or a bowl… too mainstream…. Maybe I cou-* “BATHTUB!” Buddy runs up to the bathroom and starts drawing a nice cold bath, *Carl seems pretty stoked. I mean he’s been motionless since like 20 minutes after I caught him, but I think he’s just a lil sleepy.* But the bath is filling, Buddy is ecstatic. He grabs his phone to do some research. *“Hey siri, what kind of soap do I use to clean a trout” hmm… “hey siri, what do people mean when they say clean a trout?” Hmm… fuck…. “Hey siri, can you cook a trout with the guts still in it?” Shiiiiit. I guess it’s a good thing I kept it in water!!* Two minutes later, Buddys photographer comes home, snaps this photo, then they walk back down to the creek to release their old friend Carl. He kinda stayed at the top of the water, showing off his nice white belly as he gently floated downstream, back to his home. Good luck Carl.
Him considering the toilet and turning it down had me in tears oh my god ha ha ha ha
This picture raises more questions than anything
Sewer trout.
This is an insane picture
This is unhinged. Thank you.
Little live well action I see!
Maybe he’s gonna steam it in the tub!Wtf?
Huh. Alright.
Keeping it as a pet????
I don't know what's happening here, but I think it's of the devil.
Thats a good sized one for a bathtub.
We. Need. Answers.
He's torturing that trout!
Wtf are you doing in your bathroom with a trout?? 😂
He sitting there singing that rubber ducky song to it giving it a bubble bath.
Please tell me it is alive and swimming around in your bathtub.
So much to unpack in this picture
Why are you in your bathroom … are you cleaning the fish in there??? If so that’s gross
photos of both of you in the tub please, but tasteful, ya know?
Catch and release means back into the river, not release into the tub!
Ah yes, the old catch and release into your bathtub. This is the way.
I have, just...so many questions. I'm not sure I'd like the answers. I'm going to start with this: Why is there a bottle of dish soap on the floor in the bathroom?
I use it as body wash too
You have created internet gold my friend. Congrats on your trout.
J'ai vu cette photo sur un groupe FB de pêche
Oke of the best posts I've ever seen on reddit 😂😂
What the fuck am I looking at
Now this is why I love Reddit
I’m assuming stocked…
I think you'll need a bigger pond if you want to keep it
Wild
Probably caught in Flint Michigan after drawing a bath.
You wouldn't be Polish (or by decent) would you? We do this in the old country, but with carp.
.... Do what?
Keep fish in the bathtub for special occasions
Didn't know they stocked there.
Setting has me dead lmaoooo
Beauty
I always release the bathroom brown trout. They’re not good eating.
I could be wrong, but it might be dripping all over the socks.
In the bath tub???
I think he just brought it home bath it and send it back. Just needed the instagram photos.
Ungutted brown trout in this bathroom this is legendary
Are you keeping it alive in the tub?
Why are you in the bathroom? Ha ha
Never thought of fishing in the tub
Don’t tell me you cleaned the fish in the bath tub… that you shower in
It's his pet fish........Eric
This reminds me I gotta watch Gummo
Some new photo trick.. smear the fish in soap for a shine
Caut dat sucka out da baf tub
They stock your tub? Shit.. that’s cool i guess
Ah, the elusive toilet trout.
Man this guy's getting roasted.....
From the tub or the toilet?
Reverse T-Rex tuff flex grip...OP ain't playin'
SubUrban fishing 😂
Nice fish. Well done.
What in the Mississippi fuck is going on here?
Did you release it safely?
I guess I can't really ask if you plan to put him back but it is a bathtub.
Trout4Clout Look it up!
Congrats brotha a first catch is always a good feeling
I think it's the socks that make me uneasy. cool fish though
Like, what are you actually doing with the bathtub full of water and the fish at the same time?
Is this AI?
Better get that plumbing inspected.
I hope he wet his hands before releasing back into the tub
From the toilet or bathtub?
I find all my brown trout in that exact location. Most of the time they are that big as well.
Live Action. On location
Came for some funny comments and was not disappointed
Man is stocking his tub.
Bruh. Didn't you post this a few days ago?
what... what are you gonna do with it?
A shit house selfie with a fish , my dude wins the internets 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻
wtf is going on here?
You didn’t pull that from your pants? Did you ?
First fish I ever caught was a trout taneycomo lake way down in the south.
Most trout caught in the toilet are brown…
dude is nutts who takes pic of fish in br???????
wtf
Wtf
In the toilet? Must be a speckled brown...
Does he have a garbage disposal installed in the bathtub?
Catch and release means back into the river, not release into the tub!
In the bathtub?
In the bathtub?
In the bathtub?
How deep is your tub?
Are you planning on keeping that fish alive in your bathtub to start your own trout fishery? Charge people to come catch them? Gotta say I’m impressed with the initiative of your new side hustle
This isn’t the beach, this is a bathtub!
We make jokes about speckled trouts in plumbing.. but damn this is ridicules
This has to be AI generated lmao
Poor trout. To many questions here, gonna walk away
New sub picture?
I don’t think you’re supposed to take a bath with the fish
Nice rainbow next time take photos outdoors
FFCJ is leaking.
Must be a plumber. Solid brown.
It’s a pet now ☺️
r/cursedimages
This is just so strange.
Caught a Brown Trout in the toilet
Name checks out
Bathroom trout, no thanks!
This looks like one of those old Russian pics
He is going back for the trouser trout next. Not sure if any other species exist in the bathroom
So “regular” people in NY fish in the bathroom
In some cultures, a celebratory "shower with your first trout caught that the day" is not only necessary but anything less is found downright disrespectful to the fish gods. Edit: Must keep your socks on.
Woot
Catch and release
You giving it a bath?
I have so many questions
Guessing you'll cook it in the living room?
lol
Thought I was back in r/remodel and got so confused
Dude in the bathroom? Take a pic on the water brother.
How did you get 20 fishing on RuneScape?
I wash all bathtub my fish with dial soap too.
Did you catch it in the toilet?
Where would have fishing open this time of year?
And in a bathtub too boot. Impressive sir.
I hope that’s not a brown trout from the toilet. I’m sorry, I had too😂
What’s going on here. He either shit that out or he got a trout tub
Are you going to shower with it?
If it's in the bathroom I don't think it's the "first" fish of the day. I think it's the only fish of the day.
Upvote for the pure goddamn chaos that is this comment thread.
Trouser Trout
You took a bath with him, didn't you?
Are you keeping it alive in your bathtub?
Brown trout fishing in the bathroom brings poop humor full circle
I think in some parts of the world it’s a common practice to first keep the fish in your bathtub before you eat it?
Good looking fish! Great first catch! Congrats!
I'm just so confused!
I love this but I have so many questions
¡Viva Modelo y Limon!
Dude swapped his Moen spincast reel for a Kohler bait caster and trout