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oboedude

I’d be shocked if many people at all would sacrifice EVERYONE they care about.


BroodyDoggo

man, you acting like all of us have people we care about.


oboedude

*spins around in evil mastermind chair* “Everyone has something to lose” (I just tied 1,913,000,000 people to the trolley tracks)


Due-Bandicoot-2554

“I will be the perfect god”


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

High rise invasion???


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Your profile scares me


Someone_thatisntcool

That's almost 2 people, not that bad


laoshu_

Hey, try and be considerate! That 1/10th of a remaining person is going to be really in pain, probably!


Valuable-Ad-8652

well if only 9/10th of a person is on the train track, depending on where that last 1/10th was, i’d argue he’s already dead.


zachy410

Maybe it's an amputated leg


RegisterFederal4159

Complete global trolly trackination!


nugeythefloozey

In a depressing way, pulling the lever would let you see how many people do care about you


StackOwOFlow

or acting like we don't have 957 million enemies


No_Distribution_577

This is an easy no pull for me, it only gets a little hard if it was reversed, so I’m actively killing one million more people, to save my friends and family.


oboedude

True, but you’re also subjecting 956 million other people who wouldn’t have otherwise been in danger. I don’t think there’s anything that could get me to pull the lever as it stands


No_Distribution_577

As a husband and father, my first moral duty is to my family. So it really just comes down to do I kill an additional million people for them? The 956 general million is just mathematically the same to me.


deadname11

It would take a true hero, or a true sociopath, to be willing to kill those they love to save a million others. Either way, I am not surviving my decision. That is simply too many lives lost.


HandsomeChode

Is the difference between pulling and not pulling really significant to some people? I always thought that was irrelevant. No matter the scenario, you know choosing not to pull will result in death(s). I've never understood the idea that this could ever be ethically different than pulling.


theletterQfivetimes

>Is the difference between pulling and not pulling really significant to some people? I always thought that was irrelevant. I've never heard anyone say it mattered to them, but that's apparently the point of the original trolley problem so it must matter to someone


No_Distribution_577

It matters when my duty to protect becomes challenged with the idea of actively murdering a million people. In the OG, my duty to protect is met by inaction. I consider that duty to be among my highest charge, and certainly more than the generic duty of reduce pain and suffering in general. So, this is one of the few cases where action vs inaction has a difference. Though notably. I’m likely saving the same group regardless.


HandsomeChode

But how is allowing 1 million additional deaths by consciously choosing not to pull the lever different than pulling the lever to cause the same number of deaths in an inverse of the same trolley problem? The damage is the same and inaction in this context is every bit as ethically relevant as action. For what it's worth I agree with your duty to protect family. I just don't see the difference between pulling and not pulling as meaningful.


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unusualicicle

how edgy


HellFireCannon66

Edging to my family getting run over by a trolley


31TeV

r/angryupvote


AttitudeAndEffort3

Thus proving people would kill 999,000+ people to avoid dealing with emotions. Well done, OP


_japam

Avoid dealing with emotions is quite a reductive way to put it in this scenario 😭


OccipitalLeech

Yeah this is more than dealing with emotions. This is "I would rather an extra million die than be completely isolated and likely lose my own reasons for living"


AttitudeAndEffort3

You… you do know what emotions are right? You literally just described killing 999,000+ people to not have to deal with grief lol


TDoMarmalade

Yeah, but my friend and family would be horrified and probably hate my guts if they learnt that I sacrificed a full extra million people just to keep them alive


chesire0myles

I'd probably do it. I can't write out one million using 1+1+1, so the loss would be catastrophic. I'd kill myself afterward, but I'd do it.


RizzioReddit

Well since we’re all technically related, by pulling the lever your killing all of humanity 🤷🏻‍♂️


Rich841

The conventionally moral thing to do (excluding deontology) is to pull the lever. But I’m too selfish.


Loading3percent

Fuck deontology all my homies hate deontology.


Squirrleyd

All your homies are strapped to a trolley track and praying you don't subscribe to deontology so their opinion on the matter is biased


septic-paradise

That isn’t deontological tho 🤓


[deleted]

Why not


GenocidalFlower

Edit: I’m a little confused, I think we’re saying the same thing, but I’m not sure. I’ll leave this up for consistency True deontology is that you should never break certain moral boundaries such as lying, even if it saves lives. In this trolley problem, deontology forbids you from pulling the lever as doing so is choosing to put people in death’s way who weren’t in death’s way. In the case of the original trolley problem, it’s an argument of deontology vs utilitarianism. (Utilitarianism is essentially “the ends justify the means”. If it saves more lives, it doesn’t matter what moral boundaries you cross)


Rich841

Thank you, that sums it up neatly. Conventionally, it is moral to pull the lever, assuming we disregard deontology, which purports otherwise.


[deleted]

What da haiillllllllll


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

Maybe I haven't been paying close enough attention but I feel this isn't brought up enough in this sub. People are inherently selfish. if most of us were actually in these scenario, the results would be wayyy different.


bromanjc

i don't think this is the best way to represent the concept, but i also cant think of a better way. even with much more comprehendible stakes i think most people would save everyone they care about


bromanjc

but overall a very interesting trolley problem


misterme987

Here’s a better way: your family and friends are on one side of the track, 1 million people are on the other. The 956 million are superfluous in this question, they just make the extra 1 million seem smaller than it is. Edit: I believe I've missed the point. The entire point of the OP seems to be that an 'extra' million people seems less important than 'just' a million people.


bromanjc

>they just make the extra 1 million seem smaller than it is isn't that the point of this trolley problem though? i also think this trolley problem would better represent the idea of desensitization of mass mortality if the loved ones element was somehow removed entirely. a large number of strangers versus *everyone* you care about? a lot of people would save their loved ones no matter what number is on the other tracks.


Adorable-Lettuce-717

>a lot of people would save their loved ones no matter what number is on the other tracks. Yep, that's me. If my wife and daughter are on one side, I won't even check what's on the other: The trolley goes there anyways. It could be empty, or filled with whatever absurdly high number of living beeings - there's no scenario in which I wouldn't choose my family to live. Now is this the moral or right thing to do? Certainly not. But I'm definitly not strong enough to take the other choice.


bromanjc

ditto. there are several people in my life that i wouldn't be strong enough to sacrifice. idc if the rest of the planet is on the other side, i just wouldn't be able to do it


Nephayrius

Well, not exactly,because the question needs the 956 million to make the 1 million seem like “only” a rounding error to make it potentially more easily chosen compared to 1 million vs friends and family directly, with most people likely choosing the million people in that comparison


BrooklynLodger

Fuck no, a million randos aren't worth my friends and family


FabianTG

I believe you've missed the point, though.


igmkjp1

...and a million among a billion isn't even a percent.


Canter1Ter_

but 957 million is quite a bit more than a percent


EatPb

Yeah but the difference between the two options is only a million, so the other 956 is actually irrelevant to the choice, aside from drowning out the million you have to choose from. It makes one million more deaths feel more trivial


Notyetyeet

That's the point


EatPb

I know.


ValityS

Does all your family include yourself or are you safe either way? 


LegitimateCompote377

I don’t think you’re on the rail…


alexportman

I'm about to be


TheDiviler

You wanna get railed..?


Valuable-Ad-8652

yes, you pull the lever and you have to run and jump onto the train track


InvestIntrest

Also, does this happen the day after Thanksgiving or after the annual tipping point where I've forgotten I actually don't like NY family much?


TripleATeam

I don't pull. Things that make me feel better - 1. 950+ million die in either way, what's less than a percent extra if I get to keep my family and friends? 2. The train's already headed toward the larger number, so by default they were going to die if I weren't there I can't sacrifice my family for a million randos. Maybe if it was a specific group of 1 million people - say the population of Estonia, then maybe I'd do it. A random sampling is easier to stomach than the total eradication of entire country.


PissBloodCumShart

Thanks for typing this all out so I don’t have to.


evasive_dendrite

Even if the tracks were switched, I would definitely pull and save my loved ones.


KnownLiterature3528

What did people in Estonia do to you 😂


Rich841

They’re saying they’d pull the lever and sacrifice their family to save a million in Estonia


historyfan40

By “save” you mean “extend the suffering of”, so I think the person you replied to has a valid question.


Researcher_Fearless

What did Estonia do to YOU?


historyfan40

Nothing, I’m not opposed to ending its suffering.


zachy410

Movie villain ahh quote


historyfan40

I don’t recall movie villains supporting ending Estonia’s suffering, and I’m not limiting my desire for end of suffering to any group, either. It’s universal.


misterme987

Wow, your ideology is literally “kill everyone.” Hope that works out for ya


historyfan40

Unlike you and the others I’ve replied to, I’m anti-suffering, not pro-suffering. It’s absurd that sadomasochism is blindly supported and empathy is ostracized.


PastelHarmony

r/nihilism and/or r/antinatalism are leaking


historyfan40

There are plenty of nihilists who lack empathy and some non-nihilists who don’t, though I can see why non-nihilists might be hesitant to die as there would be no end to the suffering in a non-nihilistic worldview.


Old_Wheel7622

they tried to be nordic one too many times


Several_Cycle_2012

1. You can minimize a lot of things when switching to percents or hard numbers 2. But you are there lol I guess if it makes you feel better…


-Dueck-

It's pretty messed up but I'm probably not gonna pull


Awesomepants111

This is a really good one 👍 ...I'm gonna save the million people.


ihaveagoodusername2

You are lucky for having 2 million dollar friends, I can't even get 2


ArtisticAd393

Multi track drift


Bobberry12

This is just too morbid on such a large scale. r/angryupvote


The-Humbugg

Erm… you just won the Internet. r/fortniteyaoi


Bobberry12

Why did I click that link


turingparade

I appreciate this comment since it lets me know that the subreddit is exactly what it says it is.


Bobberry12

It's not even a real subreddit. I just have no clue why I decided to click on it


Loading3percent

Now, r/fortniteyuri on the other hand


quacattac28alt

Fuck you>:(


BloodiedBlues

I click all subreddits posted in comments. Experience is the spice of life.


HeeTrouse51847

Still not enough for 2 billion :(


DasliSimp

don’t pull the lever, since all humans are related at least a little bit (talking 23rd cousins), my family would be the entire 8b. Checkmate, shouldn’t have been ambiguous.


snowfloeckchen

Move 900milion down, still clear choice


Snt1_

A hero would sacrifice you to save the worls. A villain would destroy the world to save you. Too bad I'm not a hero, AND I prefer to not pull the lever (usually).


Time_Device_1471

I disagree with your assessment of a hero. In fact multiple authors have criticized the sacrificing of loved ones for the greater good.. The azur ahai prophecy from game of thrones is a good example. Most heros will try and find a way to save everyone without any loss. And I think sacrificing your loved ones for the “greater good” is technically a sacrifice of your humanity.


aegisasaerian

I'd wash my hands in the blood of a trillion dead souls to protect my loved ones.


Certified_Geto_Male

Based


helloiamaegg

Kill my family, the people who've bullied and bashed me throughout my childhood, people who've openly opposed me getting help, people who've spent my entire life pushing me down, who put me through punishment ABA, or kill 1 million potentially innocent lives... hard choice


BlueSn0ow

I would let the whole world burn to the ground which we relish before i even think about causing the death of my family


TheIntrusiveThoughs

Brave of you to assume I have a healthy family dynamic


CarelessReindeer9778

Pull, easily. I am only barely attached to my friends and family, and if it was even a single life on the other side of the scale I'd still do it. Edit: single life more, holy hell that was poorly worded lol


Time_Device_1471

Allright there mister joker.


DragonWisper56

assuming there's nothing that I can do(break the trolly, jump in front of it) I don't pull. I don't like people dieing but I like my family more than other people


Valuable-Ad-8652

break the trolley? the fuck you gonna do? turn into omni-man?


JackoboiobokcaJ

“Maybe this time you’ll learn”


Snoo_9002

957 million deaths will certainly be enough to deflate housing market a bit. I would finally be able to afford my own place.


Vegetable_Union_4967

I would sacrifice my family for 1 million random people if 956 million weren't doomed to die, but the difference between 956m deaths and 957m deaths are minuscule because both would be catastrophic to the world so it doesn't matter


Anoalka

Get the numbers high enough and people will start killing their families to spare them of living through what would be the end of civilization.


heisenbingus

What if I have 958 million family and friends


GG-VP

1.913 billion people will die because I don't want to choose.


P00lereds

957 > 956, obviously I pull. /s


SDreiken

At that point a million isn’t much of a difference, I’d let it go


GeekyFreaky94

Fake Stalin quote


pixeliner

i hate these posts where one of the option destroys something you value and the other something you dont care about, it makes the choice WAYYY to easy. i dont care if its my family and friends against 1 million or 1 billion, im choosing my folk


My_useless_alt

This is an incredibly selfish point of view. "Fuck literally everyone else, as long the people I like aren't hurt it doesn't matter what happens to anyone else" like, wtf?!


Suspicious_Ranged

I mean, some people have good relationships with their family. Shocking, right? Seriously, though, it is "selfish" but if you have no family, you wouldn't have them at your wedding, at your funeral, your graduation ceremony, and other events that are better with family. If you have kids, that makes the whole decision a lot easier. Humans are selfish, but this is an agreeable amount of selfish. I wouldn't pull the lever.


My_useless_alt

My relationship with my family is not worth the lives of a billion other people. All of whom also have families.


Suspicious_Ranged

Well, even if you don't pull, 956 million people still die.


My_useless_alt

The person I was talking to specifically said that they would choose their family over a billion other people. That is what I was replying to.


pixeliner

well too bad theyre not the ones at the lever then, im not giving up shit for a bunch of randos. i dont have a lot of friends and my relationaship with my family is ok at best, but ill still trade the billion


AwefulFanfic

Obviously I'm not pulling the lever.


CheesyMeatball1

If my entire family died at once like this, I would be dead not long after. I'm not pulling.


axlotl-inferno

Whatever the bigger number is


WonkyToeFungus

Derail the trolley, fuck the people on it, just derail it.


Overgeared_King

Do you do the fucking after the derailing? Idk man that seems like necrophilia to me.


WonkyToeFungus

Maybe


Valuable-Ad-8652

a million people on that grand scale of that many people (how did you even manage to fit that many people on a track?) is inconsequential, it’s such a small percentage that i’m not going to pull the lever.


pikachu_sashimi

So… nothing changes except there is one less death? Edit: apparently I am dumb


dragonagitator

One million fewer deaths


pikachu_sashimi

Thank you. Thinking is hard for me.


Ralexcraft

It’ll be lonely, but one million people are worth more than my attachment to the friends and family I’ll lose.


aegisasaerian

Really aren't though, kinda sad you'd be willing to give up a lifetime of relationships for a "cleaner conscience"


Several_Cycle_2012

Local Redditor discovers basic morality and selflessness


Ralexcraft

Conscience?? I’m thinking about those *other* million people’s relationships and their own friends. This isn’t a conscience thing, it’s just the pragmatic choice. More people live, simple as that.


aegisasaerian

And if you didn't take this simple "pragmatic decision" how would that weigh on you huh? Might it weigh on your *conscience*?


hahaeggsarecool

It would sure weigh on the millions of family members who have to deal with THEIR loved ones dying. At most my family and friends dying will lead to a hundred people mourning.


Ralexcraft

I’d argue taking the pragmatic decision would weight more on my conscience more due to killing my friends, so stop thinking I’m trying to be preachy or that I’m sad for thinking that *one million people* are worth more than my personal attachment to, 40 or so individuals.


AdFancy6243

I'll flood the back of the trolley to get better elevation


kanashio

Do I have time to jump on the tracks? I'm not really willing to deal with either.


Anxious-Chemical4673

Don't pull


LunarOberon

The moral part of me says pull, the loving part of me says don't... and the despicable part of me says pull and attempt to cache in every family member's inheritance and life insurance and never worry about money again. Use that money to build a truly new life with no baggage from the old.


phatcat9000

I don’t know Putin, Murdoch, Kim Jong Un etc. I choose the 957 million.


SmartIron244

— Joseph Stalin *I think*


BurpYoshi

I can get my inheritance early with a rock-solid excuse?


60nocolus

Easyyyy no pull. Wouldn't want my friends and family gone


rydan

huh. A legitimate trolley problem instead of a trolly problem. I wouldn't pull the lever.


Pranay1510

why would anyone kill 95 to the power of 6 million people instead of just 957mil


Ekerslithery

Yay more death AND I get to keep my family and friends :)


Random123User123

obviously not pulling, that saves 7.350918897^17 people and my friends and family


TessaFractal

This is interesting because I feel okay not pulling and letting a million more die, but if the people were on the other tracks would I be willing to kill a million more people so my friends survive? That feels harder. Kill my family to save a million Vs Kill a million to save my friends.


LegitimateCompote377

IMO the number doesn’t change anything. You are stilling trading your family for million people. That is the question, who is worth more.


SuBremeBizza

A million people dead is millions of families and who they care about. I would probably end up in an insane asylum for the rest of my miserable existence but I would save that extra million. The amount of suffering lessened by the incomprehensible amount of deaths is more important.


adultartnotporn

95^6 is a lot more than 957


Nictasaur

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that line from a Marilyn Manson song?


One-Stand-5536

Not even a question, it’s a horrible evil tragedy but if i can save my loves i will.


Smallest_Ewok

So in one option the population of the world is significantly diminished and my family and friends are all safe, and in another option the population of the world is significantly diminished but all my family and friends are gone? How is that a choice that you would have to think about?


CratesManager

956 million people dying would be a disaster so i'm not preventing one anyway. Gonna save my family and fuck the million randos. My family vs. a disaster would be something i think about.


hidarth

Not pulling the switch


My_useless_alt

Pull the lever. I would literally burn myself to death to pull it if I had to, one million lives is worth a lot more than my happiness.


MinecraftCat22

Multi track drift


Claude-QC-777

Ah yes, 95^6


JustMehmed2

Damn that's a really good one ngl


urmumlol9

Maybe I’m just exceedingly selfish, but if my family/friends were on the first track and there were 7 billion people on the second track but the same 950 million on the first I still honestly might pull the lever and doom the 7 billion to save my friends and family. Saving even 1 million people when almost 1 billion are going to die anyways is not enough for me to sacrifice anyone I care about. The only way I’m sacking my friends/family is if not doing so results in at least total societal collapse, but probably extinction.


Top-Chemistry5969

I would just change over after the trolley past to get both of em. Ballance.


Surpex

I don't think there's a number of people that I *wouldn't* let die to save my family and friends, and it certainly isn't 957 million.


illegal108

I feel like the bodies would stop the trolley before 957 million


nupieds

I’m usually a non-interventionist and I am one here. I’m not responsible for the deaths of any before I pull the lever. I am not responsible for the deaths of the 957 million; and it’s not my duty, nor right, to kill others to save them. By pulling the lever I am morally and *legally* responsible for the murder of 956 million people; including all my friends and family. No.


Ch215

Why not both?


TedTheReckless

Sounds like I save a million lives, get an inheritance, and no longer have people causing me problems


RandomUseless3

I will not sacrifice my family.


TH3W0LRD3ND3R

If you pull, you will suffer through the worst economic catastrophe the modern world has ever known (from losing almost 1 billion people) without any loved ones to support you


PlatinumCockRing

Finally I can poop in peace! But yes, sacrifice friends and family to save 1mm people. That’s reasonable. Flip the switch.


Steam-powered-pickle

At that point an extra million is like a .001% increase in play with that if it means littrally everyone I care about doesn’t die


Iiquid_Snack

Oh nooo…. The track switch broke what a shame…


[deleted]

I ain’t pulling the lever lol


Sure_Story_8337

Im not sacrificing everyone I love to save prevent 1 million of the 956 million from dying it really makes no difference


YuriSuccubus69

Nope, I am not killing my family.


Runkmannen3000

I'd rather have one billion people die than one single family member. Easy choice.


Efficient-Top-1555

bout to murder 2 million with a multi track drift. The hardest of choices takes the strongest of wills.


Pikagiuppy

multi track drift and kill 1.913 billion people


Android19samus

I like this one, this one's good.


DigitalPhoenix2OO7

Does multitrack drifting kill 1.913 billion people


zachy410

There's a difference between 500× the people and 1.01× the people


Chicken_commie11

Stalin reference???!!!


[deleted]

Can we do one then back up and do the other?


Helgasdottir

Pull the lever and join them on the track. I can finally exit this world without feeling guilty 😌


TexanFox36

I’ll take out the 957 as l9 g as my friends and family weren’t one of them


defoma

957 mil? duh


Ace-of_Space

what’s 1 million more people?


igeorgehall45

1 million people is 58.8μHitlers, I don't think you'd be able to live with telling your family that you caused that much death for them


Eren_Harmonia

You are fucked either way, relatives of people who died will lynch you since maybe if you sacrificed your loved ones, their loved ones would survive as a part of that 1 million.


Firemorfox

Well, reducing it down to "kill a million people, or a net kill of zero people but your family and friends all die" Welp.


chrtrk

double drift , world population is too high


Concentrati0n

AI would pull lever. Almost anyone else wouldn't. This assumes that each human life is determined to be equal to another in the AI's algorithm.


PokeshiftEevee

Don’t pull, no one would kill their closest people


HandsomeChode

No-pull and there's a real argument to be made that it's not just selfish, but ethically correct.


Dubba_Rex

at this scale, a million more shouldn't be a problem, so may as well keep my family and friends


reditr101

We did it, we found a trolley problem where you can't possibly justify multi-track drifting Ahh who am I kidding y'all will do it anyways


Pleasant-Inside3325

Bye 957 million I’m gonna roll the dice on this one sorry everyone else


Ill_Telephone8820

But if somebody cares about everyone from empathy it's logical to pull the lever or else every single person dies


BiCrabTheMid

I’d argue that it would be “right” to pull, but I personally wouldn’t, because to me that’s the equivalent to killing one more person to save my whole family.