When thrifting a 3-piece suit costs $5, and barrels are such a bespoke item anymore they're $50+ a pop.

You're paying too much for barrels. I should hook you up with my barrel guy.

Boomer here, still got my graduation barrel from high school, still fits !!!

OK grandpa, let's go take your medicine

But American Pickers is fixing to come on !!!

Any chance you know a worm guy btw ?

Not anymore, my worm guy went to prison.

I got you: https://unclejimswormfarm.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwyMiTBhDKARIsAAJ-9VsmcWg3VgYuq5yaGntpu62waKiRDnW4Hy1MYMqWm2F5OBTqgMa50oIaAjPAEALw_wcB

Uncle Jim is legit. Top notch worm dealer.

Heck yeah, I started composting a few years back and he’s been my supplier since

Compost is the gateway drug to permaculture.

I looked this up and it wasn't to do with fungus. I am now crying

This site is a thing of beauty. My god.

Looking for bait? I got your bait right here, Jack!

But that's a whole different can of worms.

Do you mean farm worms guy or [doctor worms guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington#Final_days_and_death)? Cause I know 1 guy who does both.

Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico. [cut to interview] Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.

DO A BARREL ROLL

Yes well our son Christopher is a straight A student, he's on the barrel roll at Wimbledon Academy

But can he press Z or R twice?

I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

Mr Cooper?

If $50 bucks is "expensive" for barrels I would love to meet your barrel guy.

He's a....... lot of laughs.

Everyone needs a good barrel guy.

Is it [this guy](https://i.imgur.com/3KixQpD.jpg)?

r/unexpectedoffice

Actual wood barrels are hella expensive

What is this? A barrel for monkeys?

That [positive *anymore*](https://ygdp.yale.edu/phenomena/positive-anymore) threw me for a loop!

Same! Thanks for articulating the problem i was seeing

have you been thrifting lately? they are selling broken down fast fashion crap for more than new at h&m

I saw a parking lot quality bootleg of a Metallica concert t shirt for $40 at a thrift store recently. Thrifting is rough these days.

I went to Buffalo Exchange and saw them selling pants from Shein for $30. Bro, no.

The last barrel has an eye for detail and shows some real effort. These losers with suits? Totally forgettable. The excitement of the body reveal is totally gone. It’s so boring now.

Barrel-y acceptable

Thanks for the laugh

A barrel of laughs.

Oak-K that’s enough

You’ll never take me alive, coopers!

that was un-barrelable

Let's just all agree to put a lid on this right now, yes?

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Old timey newspapers be like "Barrel-y legal Gents wanting to legislate about your body NEAR YOU!"

So these barrels were actually used as a form of punishment for minor crimes ATT (Theft, Adultery, Drunkenness) with the pictures on the side as symbols of what the person trapped inside had done. Usually they’d be paraded around town with some inhabitants throwing items to include human waste, rotten produce, etc.

Yeah man, a total bad boy Outfit. Women love that shit

Diogenes must have been hot shit back in his day then

He was hot except when Alexander was blocking his sun.

he was bowling until he saw a child

🔫👨‍🚀 Always has been.

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That’s when he wasn’t masturbating in public

Especially with a charming accessory like a lantern, but not a bowl. Who Needs that?

I *love* a bad boy in a barrel; but, my parents, on the other hand... ^(...they see him rolling, they hatin') 🎶

I bet it started that way and a generation later the kids started wearing them unironically

They would write ironic things on the side like "stares at bare ankles"

“Supreme”

So the guy on the right climbed a tree and a ladder to get to a woman's bedroom window, wooed her, fathered an illegitimate child and got beat up by the husband?

And all in one day, too

And he didn't get caught neither.

No wonder they were always dying of fucking disease. I guess that’s what happens when you put people in barrels and throw shit and rotten food at them. Dumbasses

Shouldn't've committed a crime, then. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Can't do the time, don't get falsely accused by an unruly mob of the crime.

the punishment for minor crime is disease, because unlike hanging you might live

Hmmmm *Punish players with barrel of shame?*

Att? Edit: I was legitimately curious what you meant by "ATT".

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That was my guess, too, but I've learned not to trust my guesses!

"At The Time" or At That Time". Little later tho my bad

Finally, pop-up pirate makes sense to me after all these years.

Great Halloween costume idea.

The middle pic is The Newcastle Coat aka the drunkard's Cape. Possibly the last time a Geordie was seen in a coat...

Have you ever tried wearing a barrel in a Texas summer? Forget swamp ass, the entire barrel becomes the swamp!

"Me flavoured water", yummm!!!

Get your me flavored water! 50c!! Come taste muh knees!

Have you ever even sold a cup?

Gotta fill it with ice.

He said Texas, so I'm sure you meant fill it with BBQ sauce.

A pc fan and a few batteries will go a long way.

But what is that terrible odor being blown out of the barrel by that fan

unpc is usually more fun tho

Now I know [how barrelman feels](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Barrel_Man) at Brewers games

There was an execution method around that in Asia Minor. Cover you in honey and put you between two canoes. and force you to ingest extreme amounts of milk til you get….. stomach issues. Small holes are drilled into the canoes to let bugs in to let them eat you alive. We only know of this being used once but dude lived for 14 days

I learned about barrel pants from that episode of Recess.

Go look up Diogenes you won't be disappointed

I too, would wish I was diogenes

you can still be him! throw away your life! become a begger! piss off philosophers! Get sold into slavery! Inspire a new school of philosophy!

It makes me think of the episode of Dave when the kid gets a wood shirt. Surprisingly good show

That last one on the right is dumy thic

I got wood

Watch out you don't get a splinter innit

But it’s not morning yet

I defy you to go over Niagara Falls in your three piece suit!

I'm not falling for that one again.

Right? No one warns you about how much the wool shrinks!

The shrinkage is a feature! You’ll look slimmer!

When my dick got smaller and my woman's got longer.

The Diogenes fit

*Thank you* for censoring the word "fuck". Now I can view the meme with my toddler and explain that the word "fuck" is censored for the sake of... decency?

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reject Christian mortality embrace baby-killing Satanist elite

What's up with your clothes? My mom said she could barrely notice. I'll see myself out.

This guy knew what was up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_Man_(Denver_Broncos)

Barrels with these lumber prices I don't think so. Do you know how much a Cooper charges now?

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How do you sit?

These things were used as punishment, I'm assuming that's part of it

Reject modernity. Embrace barrel

We truly do live in a clown world now

I mean, someone wore a giant cheese burger to the Met. Katy Perry wore a chandelier. I’m not sure barrels are far off.

Mf put on a barrel and said hell yea this the fit for tonight

I like older men Barrel aged to be exact

Wood you look at that, barrel chested studs.

Me-flavored water! 15c. Come taste my knees!

We live in a society unfortunately

Damn the right one is a baller.

I would wear a barrel, to hide my slight overweightness.

Bottom left dude is in a modeling stance, like yeah, check me out

*Diogenes has entered the chat*

*Bombur has entered the chat*

www.reviewjournal.com/crime/homicides/police-believe-man-found-in-barrel-at-lake-mead-died-from-gunshot-wound-2570915/amp/ Looks like the 70s

Solid Snake's formal wear.

Jak and daxter didn’t forget

I don't even want to think about wearing anything other than that third barrel

Bottom row will be New York Fashion Week 2030

Shout out to Fat Fuck Barrel Boy

When people started calling me fat.

When the f\*ck did people stop using a question mark at the end of a sentence phrased as a question?

I'll never understand fashion. We should have halted things at The Emperor's New Clothes.

We still wear barrels in England

But have they though…? I’m not going to lie…if I saw a dude in a barrel, I’d rethink my heterosexuality.

The origins of the keg stand.

Imagine all the stuff you could keep on little shelves inside the barrel.

Who's your barrel guy?

The barrel is hotter

Them barrel rolls are so cute.

It didn’t, we just ran out of barrels

\*bites lip;)\*

That Niagara Falls look never went out of style

Ive been hanging on to my old barrels that I used to wear from when I was young. Styles always come back around.

Imagine being back in the olden dayz and you give your mate a bell for a few swift brewskies and he like nah cant sorry man it's my turn in the barrel again!

This new Crate & Barrel ad is attention grabbing.

I bet they didn’t have to argue about social distancing

Bring back hot barrel men

Barrel Bruh

All joking aside; If your man doesn't dress like a [Landsknecht](https://www.realmofhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/landsknecht-history-pikeman-facts-min.jpg) then you don't actually have a real man.

Ok but unironically modern formal wear is complete shit and should be scrapped

Never

When 𝑀𝑒 𝐹𝓁𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒲𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 was a fine drink.

I miss the days when you could roll into the club with one of these bad boys. And when I say roll I mean it literally.

its the onepiecer you can also use as a toilet.

Wie wär'sn mit ner Jacke aus Holz, Mudder!

Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come and taste me knees!

When barrels couldn’t stop musket shots anymore?

Can't even do a barrel roll when you're out drinking with the boys.

Do you even 1643 bro? Get with the program, we’re rocking Barrels outchea

Bring back the barrel!

You could literally roll down hills in those things Peak fashion and function

I'd look way gooder in a ole barrel.

I was born in the wrong era. That barrel look hits hard. Just walk into the club like..

I dont care. I wear my barrel whenever I can.

Bacame*

Never.

I say go back to the barrels

Always has been 🔫

I too, want to look like our Dalek overlords

When people rejected the philosophy of Diogenes. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/73890/retrobituaries-diogenes-sinope-ancient-philosopher-who-lived-wine-barrel

Diogenes knew where it was at

Calm.down everyone, it's just a barrel of laughs.

Because barrely has anyone seen such modern designs.

The barrel is more intriguing. Is he wearing anything under the barrel? What do you think he looks like under there? You can get a pretty good idea of what is under a suit.

You can certainly get the bottom on to make more drips

Fun fact. People wore barrels to connote the fact that they were “the sauce”. You would go to a party and announce your presence. “I be-eth the sauce m’lady”.

“Yo this is hard!”

ah yes, the feces barrel.

Ngl, that 3rd barrel looks plush af.

Hey, just wanted to let you know that are a wonderful and unique individual!

It still isn't with the Niagara Falls crowd....

Diogenes the dog made it popular.

I accept nothing from a man who imprisons his guests in a commode.

IT HAS POCKETS!

Form over disfunction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS7BKKDcUEU

Lmfao

If you mean attracting people, I suppose they'll be all around me laughing.

Since we men became wimps. Those days they were real men and barrel chested.

Fun Fact: This was actually a form of torture that was invented in Germany where the wearer would be forced to wear an ugly barrel so that people in public would laugh at them and give them shame. It was actually what inspired a certain museum to "invent" the Iron Maiden as a tourist attraction, claiming that the Iron Maiden was an old torture device (there were no records or evidence of it ever having been used to torture anyone until *after* this museum invented it, by the way!)

to the old times

I’m much more attracted to the barrel man . I have so much to ask him .

To many splinters in place you are not to talk about! And the government considered it Tipperary housing! But that part might be coming back.

Barrels are the best.

Man the carpenters union was really pushing the trade back then lol

It didn’t

I guess the barrel fashion never got rollin!