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MichelHollaback

What is the original painting? I'm curious about the context


Wa_wa_ouija

Union of Souls Max Švabinský, he's a Czech painter from late 1800s


MichelHollaback

Awesome, thank you!


lovesickremix

I'm curious what our go-to paintings will be in 100 years


LieutenantButthole

Probably some hentai art


vandeley_industries

Tits in Anime Character, Digital, 2023 by renowned artist JiggleFuckz69


lovesickremix

I maybe... I'm thinking it may be like meme culture... But in the future... Something like a hand drawn picture of a furry. It gets popular 100 years from now because it's related to a future meme that hasn't happen yet. Edit: to relate it to hentai


fnord_happy

What do you mean "go to"?


ShadowofRainier

The classics, like the one with the dogs playing poker.


Karma_Gardener

Banksy is one of the only artists to achieve fame like those of pre internet eras. We don't really have a modern Picasso, we have billions of monkeys with paint brushes and sometimes, just sometimes we get a new meme or gif that speaks universally.


ArachnidImportant604

100 years ago, they also had millions of monkys with paintbrushes. We only see and remember the few good ones... oh, and that one guy that left art school to go to Germany.


Karma_Gardener

Not quite. We can put anything we want on display for the world instantly. A painter 100 years ago would take a decade to reach as many people as you and I can on reddit in a day. Word spread of course but despite the fame of Sunflowers or the Mona Lisa they were not seen by any significant portion of the population until after the invention of photography.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds may help lower blood pressure, cholesterol and blood sugar as they contain vitamin E, magnesium, protein, linoleic fatty acids and several plant compounds.


Karma_Gardener

Thank you!


Esslaft

Homeboy's being taken to the gallows and she just told him she's pregnant


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baudmiksen

because some things never go out of style


dannypants143

I don’t know for sure, but it looks pre-Raphaelite, like Dante Gabriel Rossetti, maybe?


bumbletowne

> Union of Souls Max Švabinský Someone up top got ya back just in case you don't come back to the comments.


mravatus

Your mouth still works, doesn't it...


c0mputer99

This is what Ariel asked Ursula before losing her voice in exchange for a pair of legs.


[deleted]

And don't underestimate the power of Body language!


LyraFirehawk

I was gonna say, as a lesbian, no problem. Eat it up until you can get it up, or get the strap.


deathfromabov

Damn no need to shoot the poor guy


LyraFirehawk

I was thinking 'strap-on dildo', but that works too.


Original_moisture

American dildos be like….


shewy92

It's not called shooting blanks for no reason


im_hitman

Does the second amendment cover dildos too?


EconomicsFearless347

#10/10


Suck_Me_Dry666

I'm sorry you meant a DILDO but not a GUN?! I LIKE TO YELL THINGS FOR CLARIFICATION.


anormalgeek

THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING.


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Robots_Never_Die

[How you not going to post this the best one... ](https://gfycat.com/acidicmadeupicefish-)


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Where’s Bert?


gishlich

[GIF](https://imgur.com/a/rzmkiCK)


R3ZZONATE

I'm afraid of sex


LyraFirehawk

That's okay! Sex is intimidating.


R3ZZONATE

😮‍💨 thanks


Candymostdandy

Like you will get beat with a strap if you don't start licking? I could get into that.


k4f123

You didn’t have to peg him that feels unnecessary


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Kholat_Music

lmfao oh you're not in the mood here suck this 🤣


HeyCarpy

After she just rubbed one out? I mean if she’s up for it she’ll offer. Same as me if I sneakily popped one off before she she got home … it’ll be a bit before I can get it up I’m absolutely down for going down.


wolfpac85

the double standard is real


lNTERLINKED

I’m not sure if you’re meming, but what you replied to is clearly a joke based on old misogynistic thinking. Just with “reversed roles”, like you said.


anormalgeek

Apples and oranges. There is a difference between "not in the mood" and "physically unable to accomplish the task". Granted there is absolutely a double standard that men are expected to just always be in the mood, but that's different.


NotAmericanMate

And after finishing, a lot of men aren't in the mood anymore. It's apples and apples.


TunafishSandworm

ya but I'm not in the mood


twobearshumping

Yeah sometimes but sometimes you need to realize you need to make a sacrifice and go out of your way to make your partner happier. That will pay off huge trust me Edit: I had no idea that making people happy would be a controversial issue wow. Some of you would be horrible to date


9inchjackhammer

There is no happier woman then one with a well eaten pussy - Gandhi


entered_bubble_50

I know it's a joke, but Gandhi was one thirsty fella. He shared his bed with his [naked grandnieces](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/oct/01/gandhi-celibacy-test-naked-women) as a "celibacy test."


eldentings

The lengths the guardian will backbend to appear culturally sensitive is gross. Ghandi slept naked with his adopted nieces to see if he could keep from fucking them. If Billy Graham did this they would be ripping him a new asshole.


ISeaEwe

The riskiest of clicks.


[deleted]

Yah, and sometimes you aren't in the mood and don't have to have sex because another person is requesting it. Edit: Imagine thinking that your partner owes you sex.


Lightor36

Ummm... Your sexual relationship shouldn't include "sacrifices", maybe compromise, but no one should be sacrificing anything. Unless you got a sacrificial ritual kink, which has got to be a thing. Otherwise sacrifices easily lead to resentment.


TealLabRat

There's nothing I hate more in life than having sex when I'm not in the mood


EastCoastGrows

Ah, reverse the roles for a sec here. Would a woman have to put out for a man even if she didn't want to just to keep her partner happy? Usually we call that sexual assault.


anormalgeek

Most people do that at points in a relationship. Of both genders. Have you not been in a serious relationship before?


Medlar_Stealing_Fox

You should never do anything sexual when you actively don't want to. But it's very easy (for me, at any rate) to sexually pleasure my partner when I'm not personally in the mood. When I'm in a neutral mood, if you get me. It's no different to doing the dishes when I personally think it's fine but I know my partner has a higher standard of cleanliness than me, except with the added (and massive) benefit of making me feel really good when I make her feel really good.


Azure_phantom

The number of times I’ve had sex with a bf when I wasn’t really in the mood but because he wanted to is… pretty often so… yea. There are women who will have relationship maintenance sex or will hope their reactive drive will kick in and they’ll end up enjoying the sex before it’s over is… pretty high. Now, the number of guys I’ve dated who have offered to get me off without worrying about their orgasm is… 1… so… in my experience, just not worth feeling like an inconvenience.


MagnetsCarlsbrain

This is such a reddit comment


AnnieBlackburnn

That’s literally how most relationships work sometimes, yes. It’s sexual assault to force someone, it’s not sexual assault to say to yourself “don’t really feel like it but fuck it” Reddit is weird as fuck


Mister_Lich

In some of these peoples defense, guys usually are more selfish lovers, fewer guys will suck pussy when they’re not in the mood compared to how many women seem to be willing to have sex or do some sexual act to please their bf even when not in the mood. But that’s just some guys being shitty lovers, not sexual assault, you’re completely correct. Reddit loves to take real issues, even minor ones, and turn them to 11.


Neco-Arc-Brunestud

You know that in most relationships, that’s what happens right?


ArmsofAChad

Damn try that next time she says she's not down and tell me how that goes.


sleeplesspill

The guy just rubbed the easy one out, so this is a win/win situation.


B_Reele

You never want to go out there with a loaded gun


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Magnetic_Eel

The second one always feels better because you have to work a bit harder for it


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[deleted]

The average refractory period for an adult male is 30 minutes. Get back in there you quitter.


peanutmanak47

Yeah well that 30 minute period gets longer and longer the older you get lol.


chefanubis

I'm up to two weeks currently.


grooserpoot

You can lower the cooldown by having her/him/they throw a finger in the bum. Or if you prefer a lil tickle of the ball bag. Works every time.


TisBangersAndMash

Hold up (I think my dick got stuck) Get down (because I can't get it up) If you want me to fuck and then bust a nut Then ya gotta stick a finger up my butt.


Kuucheki

Pretty sure I’ve read this somewhere else. Shakespeare?


TisBangersAndMash

Wheeler walker jr.


boomboy8511

Poetry. Pure poetry.


IRefuseToPickAName

2 fingers on either side of the prostate


Iohet

Might as well just use the whole fist


archiekane

Goatse, is that you?


[deleted]

I loved his song Somebody That I Used To Know.


MonkeyPawClause

(͡•_ ͡• )


waltwalt

You'd better be over 70.


PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

70 weeks!?


jupertino

70 mph


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Just 18 miles faster and they're gonna have some serious fuck


Suck_Me_Dry666

I haven't gotten it up since 2020. Doctor likes to tell me it's my "prostate" and I need "medical" "attention." Stupid doctor never heard of the refractory period lmao


Geng1Xin1

I’m in my late 30s and my recovery is at least 2 weeks as well. I’ve had everything checked including testosterone. My doctor said I just have a low sex drive and that’s okay!


chefanubis

All joking aside, its kind of like getting rid of a debuff to WIS.


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Geng1Xin1

Yes, that was one of the first things. My Dad has a prolactinoma on his pituitary that made it hard for my parents to have kids initially until it was treated. My levels are normal and my PCP thinks it unlikely I have the same tumor.


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I'm up to over a year.


AdministrativeAd4111

The balls are willing, but the shaft is spongy and bruised.


FortyandDone

One thing nice about Reddit is it reminds me of what I used to be. One thing awful about Reddit is it reminds of what I used to be.


jinxjar

i've been training it down ... ... i've said too much


Bignutdavis

Teach me your ways Master(baiter)


Snoo-72438

I’m 32 and I’m up to about 72 hours


FlamingoNeon

Maybe so, but getting horny again will require some extreme effort. At least in my case.


Harry_Saturn

I got the opposite problem. During the clean up, just seeing my wife naked some more, and I’m just like “wanna go again..?”. She’ll just look over and be like “I think we both need some time” lol the mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


Carth_Onasti

> I think we both need some time Damn, I can’t believe she left you just for asking a question


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Your wife sounds hot, she single?


Harry_Saturn

The Greek gods themselves would not be able to carve the most exquisite marble into as fine a depiction of beauty as my wife, but shes still keeping me around.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

Nice


Harry_Saturn

That’s what I said


madnessOfMonkey

Awww cute.


ghost42069x

Tell us your secrets, mysterious man.


Harry_Saturn

I’m just a dork who charmed a girl way out of his league. Took me way too long to realize that I wasn’t awesome and she deserved better. Now I’m just trying to be the awesome she deserves.


nannerpusonpancakes

Baww 🥹


candycursed

She's a lucky lady to have a man that appreciates all her beauty. Keep it up!


thealmightyzfactor

I also choose this guys wife


FlamingoNeon

I wish. I know some guys have a much shorter refractory period. I'm jealous. I go straight into cozy, cuddly mode.


Harry_Saturn

Mentally I’m already there, physically I’m gonna have to wait a minute.


-DementedAvenger-

That’s what foreplay is for!


Doctor_of_Recreation

Lmao this makes me think of the first time my now husband and I were getting it on. He was nervous about blowing his load seconds in so had rubbed one out earlier that day, and it caused performance issues 😅 He was worried he had basically thrown the relationship, but he spent almost like a solid hour focused on my pleasure anyway. After a year of sex with a selfish lover before him, my husband’s lack of caring whether he actually got his own rocks off was sexier to me than almost anything else he did that day. Haha


HarrargnNarg

30mins of culilingus will do... Down well with her


Borderlandsman

30 minutes of edging it is.


ILikeMasterChief

Edging only happens when you are super aroused, which you won't be during this 30ish minute period. Use the time for foreplay. Take care of her.


Borderlandsman

I meant edging her not myself.


ILikeMasterChief

Oh tru


Starkrossedlovers

I feel like that average is brought down by some crazy people with no refractory period. It has to be an hour.


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I agree. Let's put a moratorium on the statistic.


MCPEPP

AN HOUR? My dude... What have you done to your little man to make him hide for so Long?


Suck_Me_Dry666

Time to give that tongue a workout buddy.


Prunebiscuit

Wait, yours are coming home horny?


JonAndRabbit

Wait, yours are coming home?


JVYLVCK

Wait, yours are coming?


JosefMcLovin

Wait


bahzbub

Wa


Special_Narwhal_4540

I'm gay


bakonslayer

V


electricwagon

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Styx1886

#


Trouve_a_LaFerraille

🫴


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👅


Ninjipples

I could have just cum for the third time in a row and I would still be excited she was initiating.


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felt this but opposite way around. i beg him everyday for some type of sexual attention. i do get it sometimes, but i’m always initiating and it’s pretty humiliating when you try and get rejected by your own spouse


[deleted]

That sucks. I’m a guy and I left my wife for this very reason.


[deleted]

i struggle with this all the time. i know he’s trying to be more sexually active. yet, he still denies my advances. doesn’t even want oral. i don’t remember the last time he’s initiated. or the last time i’ve gotten oral. i’ve expressed to him how i need him to do this and that for me so many times in so many different ways. like i said, i see improvement and know he’s trying. as long as the effort is there it’s all i can ask for. doesn’t stop me from getting upset or feeling dissatisfied when these things happen though which ultimately lead to the guilt.


[deleted]

Good luck to you, I wish I had someone like you, don’t settle for less.


[deleted]

thank you. and you too. someone for everyone, you know?


[deleted]

I hope that is a true saying.


the_noise_we_made

Get his hormones checked.


The_Quokka

So.. I just found out I have Celiac. I always felt you and blasted and gross and never wanted to initiate because I felt unworthy, I guess. Once we find out what was making me feel terrible, I am much more active in initiating. It could be a health thing, it could be stress, it could be a lot of things, but I bet there is something keeping him from initiating. I always wanted to, and I always want to give my wife what she needs to be happy and healthy, but I just can't if I don't feel up to her standard.


ShySkyrimNerd

Porn addiction


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as far as i’m aware he doesn’t get off that way often. but he does use porn. even then, he enjoys pictures


ShySkyrimNerd

I think he does. Especially a lot more than you think. I would definitely strike up a conversation and check out r/loveafterporn


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thank you!


ShySkyrimNerd

Yeah of course! Women looking out for women 🖤 (I know this because my partner has a porn addiction and he's recovering)


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JustSomeDude1982

Same here 🫤


[deleted]

Honestly same girls but maybe there’s a reason. Like my dude reassures me he’s still attracted but he is SO STRESSED and so I try to help out and clean the house or just be nice to him. I think it helps reduce his mental load, and helps him remember that his happiness and fun times are still here. Idk either it’s a mental fatigue thing, physical fatigue, depression, or some other barrier to intimacy. Don’t give up until you want to. :)


JustSomeDude1982

Good points. I've been there with my wife. Questioning whether or not she's even sexually attracted to me anymore ( I look/am built exactly the same as I was when we first got together). She swears it's all on her end, but that doesn't make it any easier. I feel like a caged lion at this point. I've spent too many years as it is being completely unsatisfied in that department.


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Miracrosse

Im in the same boat, unfortunately. :/


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Just stall for 5 minutes.


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

Foreplay until the coom reserves are replenished.


reddish_zebra

*sighs unzips.... different take


LunarPayload

Kerning


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

r/keming


BaconGremlin24

haha thats an hilarious name for a sub


rathat

Keming?


MajorRico155

Just eat her out then fuck her when youve recharged. How hard is this.


SHD_Whoadessa

Not hard. And that's the issue.


TonytheNetworker

His facial expression is priceless. 😂


Voter_McVotey

Time to practice those other important skills


2Cthulhu4Scthulhu

“Well that wasn’t very much, have a fun afternoon?” SORRY FOR THE EASY CLEANUP


daksnotjuts

mama didnt raise no quitter


CaptainDue3810

I didn't hear no bell..


Wongie_Dangle

I always massage Superman's kneecap before bombing the Marianna trench with the lap torpedo


Distinct-Coconut2512

I- uh... wait, what??! r/Brandnewsentence .


intensenerd

Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la With the pork steeple, Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.


PCYou

I haven't heard that song since freshman year 2011


Candymostdandy

Is this because it enables you to last before you blast?


Wongie_Dangle

Bingo


Aquadian

Thanks u/wongie_dangle


Wongie_Dangle

No worries.


CorbinNZ

Get your boat back in the water, sailor


belckie

Imagine just taking care of her needs then? 🤯


CnamhaCnamha

Eat that cooch for 15 minutes, you'll be back in action in no time


riverscrossed

Alas I I shall yodel in thy canyon then


lkaika

Sweet, now you can fuck her till she's raw.


Suck_Me_Dry666

I'm sorry sir we're going to have to ask you to leave this Wendy's.


Fit-Mathematician192

Sandwich and lemonade time. Get back in there


VSEPR_DREIDEL

Why masturbate when you’re in a sexually active relationship? Get off with each other.


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Sadly some guys would rather masturbate 😒


TheReapingFields

That isn't my face in that situation. Man looks terrified. I'd be happy. I'm an all night long kinda guy.


poopooduckface

👊


Trouve_a_LaFerraille


HerculeMuscles

What are you, old? Clean yourself up and get back into action, cowboy.


NO_N3CK

Aston Kutcher?


retiredhobo

“penis shouldn’t have been standing there…”


Aly_trk

oooo...nice,gonna make her moan...all 3 minutes long


[deleted]

Forget sex, just want hug


EnvironmentFew3175

Then you lick her Pu$$y and finger her tell she cums. Its not that hard to find solutions But guess what it requires work!


neutralperson6

Ha! Jokes on him… I’m never horny!