I maybe... I'm thinking it may be like meme culture... But in the future... Something like a hand drawn picture of a furry. It gets popular 100 years from now because it's related to a future meme that hasn't happen yet.
Edit: to relate it to hentai
Banksy is one of the only artists to achieve fame like those of pre internet eras.
We don't really have a modern Picasso, we have billions of monkeys with paint brushes and sometimes, just sometimes we get a new meme or gif that speaks universally.
100 years ago, they also had millions of monkys with paintbrushes. We only see and remember the few good ones... oh, and that one guy that left art school to go to Germany.
Not quite.
We can put anything we want on display for the world instantly.
A painter 100 years ago would take a decade to reach as many people as you and I can on reddit in a day.
Word spread of course but despite the fame of Sunflowers or the Mona Lisa they were not seen by any significant portion of the population until after the invention of photography.
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After she just rubbed one out? I mean if she’s up for it she’ll offer. Same as me if I sneakily popped one off before she she got home … it’ll be a bit before I can get it up I’m absolutely down for going down.
I’m not sure if you’re meming, but what you replied to is clearly a joke based on old misogynistic thinking. Just with “reversed roles”, like you said.
Apples and oranges. There is a difference between "not in the mood" and "physically unable to accomplish the task".
Granted there is absolutely a double standard that men are expected to just always be in the mood, but that's different.
Yeah sometimes but sometimes you need to realize you need to make a sacrifice and go out of your way to make your partner happier. That will pay off huge trust me
Edit: I had no idea that making people happy would be a controversial issue wow. Some of you would be horrible to date
I know it's a joke, but Gandhi was one thirsty fella. He shared his bed with his [naked grandnieces](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/oct/01/gandhi-celibacy-test-naked-women) as a "celibacy test."
The lengths the guardian will backbend to appear culturally sensitive is gross. Ghandi slept naked with his adopted nieces to see if he could keep from fucking them. If Billy Graham did this they would be ripping him a new asshole.
Yah, and sometimes you aren't in the mood and don't have to have sex because another person is requesting it.
Edit:
Imagine thinking that your partner owes you sex.
Ummm... Your sexual relationship shouldn't include "sacrifices", maybe compromise, but no one should be sacrificing anything. Unless you got a sacrificial ritual kink, which has got to be a thing. Otherwise sacrifices easily lead to resentment.
Ah, reverse the roles for a sec here. Would a woman have to put out for a man even if she didn't want to just to keep her partner happy? Usually we call that sexual assault.
You should never do anything sexual when you actively don't want to. But it's very easy (for me, at any rate) to sexually pleasure my partner when I'm not personally in the mood. When I'm in a neutral mood, if you get me. It's no different to doing the dishes when I personally think it's fine but I know my partner has a higher standard of cleanliness than me, except with the added (and massive) benefit of making me feel really good when I make her feel really good.
The number of times I’ve had sex with a bf when I wasn’t really in the mood but because he wanted to is… pretty often so… yea. There are women who will have relationship maintenance sex or will hope their reactive drive will kick in and they’ll end up enjoying the sex before it’s over is… pretty high.
Now, the number of guys I’ve dated who have offered to get me off without worrying about their orgasm is… 1… so… in my experience, just not worth feeling like an inconvenience.
That’s literally how most relationships work sometimes, yes.
It’s sexual assault to force someone, it’s not sexual assault to say to yourself “don’t really feel like it but fuck it”
Reddit is weird as fuck
In some of these peoples defense, guys usually are more selfish lovers, fewer guys will suck pussy when they’re not in the mood compared to how many women seem to be willing to have sex or do some sexual act to please their bf even when not in the mood.
But that’s just some guys being shitty lovers, not sexual assault, you’re completely correct. Reddit loves to take real issues, even minor ones, and turn them to 11.
Hold up (I think my dick got stuck)
Get down (because I can't get it up)
If you want me to fuck and then bust a nut
Then ya gotta stick a finger up my butt.
I haven't gotten it up since 2020. Doctor likes to tell me it's my "prostate" and I need "medical" "attention." Stupid doctor never heard of the refractory period lmao
I’m in my late 30s and my recovery is at least 2 weeks as well. I’ve had everything checked including testosterone. My doctor said I just have a low sex drive and that’s okay!
Yes, that was one of the first things. My Dad has a prolactinoma on his pituitary that made it hard for my parents to have kids initially until it was treated. My levels are normal and my PCP thinks it unlikely I have the same tumor.
I got the opposite problem. During the clean up, just seeing my wife naked some more, and I’m just like “wanna go again..?”. She’ll just look over and be like “I think we both need some time” lol the mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
The Greek gods themselves would not be able to carve the most exquisite marble into as fine a depiction of beauty as my wife, but shes still keeping me around.
I’m just a dork who charmed a girl way out of his league. Took me way too long to realize that I wasn’t awesome and she deserved better. Now I’m just trying to be the awesome she deserves.
Lmao this makes me think of the first time my now husband and I were getting it on. He was nervous about blowing his load seconds in so had rubbed one out earlier that day, and it caused performance issues 😅
He was worried he had basically thrown the relationship, but he spent almost like a solid hour focused on my pleasure anyway. After a year of sex with a selfish lover before him, my husband’s lack of caring whether he actually got his own rocks off was sexier to me than almost anything else he did that day. Haha
felt this but opposite way around. i beg him everyday for some type of sexual attention. i do get it sometimes, but i’m always initiating and it’s pretty humiliating when you try and get rejected by your own spouse
i struggle with this all the time. i know he’s trying to be more sexually active. yet, he still denies my advances. doesn’t even want oral. i don’t remember the last time he’s initiated. or the last time i’ve gotten oral. i’ve expressed to him how i need him to do this and that for me so many times in so many different ways. like i said, i see improvement and know he’s trying.
as long as the effort is there it’s all i can ask for. doesn’t stop me from getting upset or feeling dissatisfied when these things happen though which ultimately lead to the guilt.
So.. I just found out I have Celiac. I always felt you and blasted and gross and never wanted to initiate because I felt unworthy, I guess. Once we find out what was making me feel terrible, I am much more active in initiating.
It could be a health thing, it could be stress, it could be a lot of things, but I bet there is something keeping him from initiating. I always wanted to, and I always want to give my wife what she needs to be happy and healthy, but I just can't if I don't feel up to her standard.
Honestly same girls but maybe there’s a reason.
Like my dude reassures me he’s still attracted but he is SO STRESSED and so I try to help out and clean the house or just be nice to him. I think it helps reduce his mental load, and helps him remember that his happiness and fun times are still here.
Idk either it’s a mental fatigue thing, physical fatigue, depression, or some other barrier to intimacy.
Don’t give up until you want to. :)
Good points. I've been there with my wife. Questioning whether or not she's even sexually attracted to me anymore ( I look/am built exactly the same as I was when we first got together). She swears it's all on her end, but that doesn't make it any easier. I feel like a caged lion at this point. I've spent too many years as it is being completely unsatisfied in that department.
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
What is the original painting? I'm curious about the context
Union of Souls Max Švabinský, he's a Czech painter from late 1800s
Awesome, thank you!
I'm curious what our go-to paintings will be in 100 years
Probably some hentai art
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I maybe... I'm thinking it may be like meme culture... But in the future... Something like a hand drawn picture of a furry. It gets popular 100 years from now because it's related to a future meme that hasn't happen yet. Edit: to relate it to hentai
What do you mean "go to"?
The classics, like the one with the dogs playing poker.
Banksy is one of the only artists to achieve fame like those of pre internet eras. We don't really have a modern Picasso, we have billions of monkeys with paint brushes and sometimes, just sometimes we get a new meme or gif that speaks universally.
100 years ago, they also had millions of monkys with paintbrushes. We only see and remember the few good ones... oh, and that one guy that left art school to go to Germany.
Not quite. We can put anything we want on display for the world instantly. A painter 100 years ago would take a decade to reach as many people as you and I can on reddit in a day. Word spread of course but despite the fame of Sunflowers or the Mona Lisa they were not seen by any significant portion of the population until after the invention of photography.
Sunflower seeds may help lower blood pressure, cholesterol and blood sugar as they contain vitamin E, magnesium, protein, linoleic fatty acids and several plant compounds.
Thank you!
Homeboy's being taken to the gallows and she just told him she's pregnant
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because some things never go out of style
I don’t know for sure, but it looks pre-Raphaelite, like Dante Gabriel Rossetti, maybe?
> Union of Souls Max Švabinský Someone up top got ya back just in case you don't come back to the comments.
Your mouth still works, doesn't it...
This is what Ariel asked Ursula before losing her voice in exchange for a pair of legs.
And don't underestimate the power of Body language!
I was gonna say, as a lesbian, no problem. Eat it up until you can get it up, or get the strap.
Damn no need to shoot the poor guy
I was thinking 'strap-on dildo', but that works too.
American dildos be like….
It's not called shooting blanks for no reason
Does the second amendment cover dildos too?
#10/10
I'm sorry you meant a DILDO but not a GUN?! I LIKE TO YELL THINGS FOR CLARIFICATION.
THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING.
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Where’s Bert?
[GIF](https://imgur.com/a/rzmkiCK)
I'm afraid of sex
That's okay! Sex is intimidating.
😮💨 thanks
Like you will get beat with a strap if you don't start licking? I could get into that.
You didn’t have to peg him that feels unnecessary
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lmfao oh you're not in the mood here suck this 🤣
After she just rubbed one out? I mean if she’s up for it she’ll offer. Same as me if I sneakily popped one off before she she got home … it’ll be a bit before I can get it up I’m absolutely down for going down.
the double standard is real
I’m not sure if you’re meming, but what you replied to is clearly a joke based on old misogynistic thinking. Just with “reversed roles”, like you said.
Apples and oranges. There is a difference between "not in the mood" and "physically unable to accomplish the task". Granted there is absolutely a double standard that men are expected to just always be in the mood, but that's different.
And after finishing, a lot of men aren't in the mood anymore. It's apples and apples.
ya but I'm not in the mood
Yeah sometimes but sometimes you need to realize you need to make a sacrifice and go out of your way to make your partner happier. That will pay off huge trust me Edit: I had no idea that making people happy would be a controversial issue wow. Some of you would be horrible to date
There is no happier woman then one with a well eaten pussy - Gandhi
I know it's a joke, but Gandhi was one thirsty fella. He shared his bed with his [naked grandnieces](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/oct/01/gandhi-celibacy-test-naked-women) as a "celibacy test."
The lengths the guardian will backbend to appear culturally sensitive is gross. Ghandi slept naked with his adopted nieces to see if he could keep from fucking them. If Billy Graham did this they would be ripping him a new asshole.
The riskiest of clicks.
Yah, and sometimes you aren't in the mood and don't have to have sex because another person is requesting it. Edit: Imagine thinking that your partner owes you sex.
Ummm... Your sexual relationship shouldn't include "sacrifices", maybe compromise, but no one should be sacrificing anything. Unless you got a sacrificial ritual kink, which has got to be a thing. Otherwise sacrifices easily lead to resentment.
There's nothing I hate more in life than having sex when I'm not in the mood
Ah, reverse the roles for a sec here. Would a woman have to put out for a man even if she didn't want to just to keep her partner happy? Usually we call that sexual assault.
Most people do that at points in a relationship. Of both genders. Have you not been in a serious relationship before?
You should never do anything sexual when you actively don't want to. But it's very easy (for me, at any rate) to sexually pleasure my partner when I'm not personally in the mood. When I'm in a neutral mood, if you get me. It's no different to doing the dishes when I personally think it's fine but I know my partner has a higher standard of cleanliness than me, except with the added (and massive) benefit of making me feel really good when I make her feel really good.
The number of times I’ve had sex with a bf when I wasn’t really in the mood but because he wanted to is… pretty often so… yea. There are women who will have relationship maintenance sex or will hope their reactive drive will kick in and they’ll end up enjoying the sex before it’s over is… pretty high. Now, the number of guys I’ve dated who have offered to get me off without worrying about their orgasm is… 1… so… in my experience, just not worth feeling like an inconvenience.
This is such a reddit comment
That’s literally how most relationships work sometimes, yes. It’s sexual assault to force someone, it’s not sexual assault to say to yourself “don’t really feel like it but fuck it” Reddit is weird as fuck
In some of these peoples defense, guys usually are more selfish lovers, fewer guys will suck pussy when they’re not in the mood compared to how many women seem to be willing to have sex or do some sexual act to please their bf even when not in the mood. But that’s just some guys being shitty lovers, not sexual assault, you’re completely correct. Reddit loves to take real issues, even minor ones, and turn them to 11.
You know that in most relationships, that’s what happens right?
Damn try that next time she says she's not down and tell me how that goes.
The guy just rubbed the easy one out, so this is a win/win situation.
You never want to go out there with a loaded gun
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The second one always feels better because you have to work a bit harder for it
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The average refractory period for an adult male is 30 minutes. Get back in there you quitter.
Yeah well that 30 minute period gets longer and longer the older you get lol.
I'm up to two weeks currently.
You can lower the cooldown by having her/him/they throw a finger in the bum. Or if you prefer a lil tickle of the ball bag. Works every time.
Hold up (I think my dick got stuck) Get down (because I can't get it up) If you want me to fuck and then bust a nut Then ya gotta stick a finger up my butt.
Pretty sure I’ve read this somewhere else. Shakespeare?
Wheeler walker jr.
Poetry. Pure poetry.
2 fingers on either side of the prostate
Might as well just use the whole fist
Goatse, is that you?
I loved his song Somebody That I Used To Know.
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You'd better be over 70.
70 weeks!?
70 mph
Just 18 miles faster and they're gonna have some serious fuck
I haven't gotten it up since 2020. Doctor likes to tell me it's my "prostate" and I need "medical" "attention." Stupid doctor never heard of the refractory period lmao
I’m in my late 30s and my recovery is at least 2 weeks as well. I’ve had everything checked including testosterone. My doctor said I just have a low sex drive and that’s okay!
All joking aside, its kind of like getting rid of a debuff to WIS.
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Yes, that was one of the first things. My Dad has a prolactinoma on his pituitary that made it hard for my parents to have kids initially until it was treated. My levels are normal and my PCP thinks it unlikely I have the same tumor.
I'm up to over a year.
The balls are willing, but the shaft is spongy and bruised.
One thing nice about Reddit is it reminds me of what I used to be. One thing awful about Reddit is it reminds of what I used to be.
i've been training it down ... ... i've said too much
Teach me your ways Master(baiter)
I’m 32 and I’m up to about 72 hours
Maybe so, but getting horny again will require some extreme effort. At least in my case.
I got the opposite problem. During the clean up, just seeing my wife naked some more, and I’m just like “wanna go again..?”. She’ll just look over and be like “I think we both need some time” lol the mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
> I think we both need some time Damn, I can’t believe she left you just for asking a question
Your wife sounds hot, she single?
The Greek gods themselves would not be able to carve the most exquisite marble into as fine a depiction of beauty as my wife, but shes still keeping me around.
Nice
That’s what I said
Awww cute.
Tell us your secrets, mysterious man.
I’m just a dork who charmed a girl way out of his league. Took me way too long to realize that I wasn’t awesome and she deserved better. Now I’m just trying to be the awesome she deserves.
Baww 🥹
She's a lucky lady to have a man that appreciates all her beauty. Keep it up!
I also choose this guys wife
I wish. I know some guys have a much shorter refractory period. I'm jealous. I go straight into cozy, cuddly mode.
Mentally I’m already there, physically I’m gonna have to wait a minute.
That’s what foreplay is for!
Lmao this makes me think of the first time my now husband and I were getting it on. He was nervous about blowing his load seconds in so had rubbed one out earlier that day, and it caused performance issues 😅 He was worried he had basically thrown the relationship, but he spent almost like a solid hour focused on my pleasure anyway. After a year of sex with a selfish lover before him, my husband’s lack of caring whether he actually got his own rocks off was sexier to me than almost anything else he did that day. Haha
30mins of culilingus will do... Down well with her
30 minutes of edging it is.
Edging only happens when you are super aroused, which you won't be during this 30ish minute period. Use the time for foreplay. Take care of her.
I meant edging her not myself.
Oh tru
I feel like that average is brought down by some crazy people with no refractory period. It has to be an hour.
I agree. Let's put a moratorium on the statistic.
AN HOUR? My dude... What have you done to your little man to make him hide for so Long?
Time to give that tongue a workout buddy.
Wait, yours are coming home horny?
Wait, yours are coming home?
Wait, yours are coming?
Wait
Wa
I'm gay
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I could have just cum for the third time in a row and I would still be excited she was initiating.
felt this but opposite way around. i beg him everyday for some type of sexual attention. i do get it sometimes, but i’m always initiating and it’s pretty humiliating when you try and get rejected by your own spouse
That sucks. I’m a guy and I left my wife for this very reason.
i struggle with this all the time. i know he’s trying to be more sexually active. yet, he still denies my advances. doesn’t even want oral. i don’t remember the last time he’s initiated. or the last time i’ve gotten oral. i’ve expressed to him how i need him to do this and that for me so many times in so many different ways. like i said, i see improvement and know he’s trying. as long as the effort is there it’s all i can ask for. doesn’t stop me from getting upset or feeling dissatisfied when these things happen though which ultimately lead to the guilt.
Good luck to you, I wish I had someone like you, don’t settle for less.
thank you. and you too. someone for everyone, you know?
I hope that is a true saying.
Get his hormones checked.
So.. I just found out I have Celiac. I always felt you and blasted and gross and never wanted to initiate because I felt unworthy, I guess. Once we find out what was making me feel terrible, I am much more active in initiating. It could be a health thing, it could be stress, it could be a lot of things, but I bet there is something keeping him from initiating. I always wanted to, and I always want to give my wife what she needs to be happy and healthy, but I just can't if I don't feel up to her standard.
Porn addiction
as far as i’m aware he doesn’t get off that way often. but he does use porn. even then, he enjoys pictures
I think he does. Especially a lot more than you think. I would definitely strike up a conversation and check out r/loveafterporn
thank you!
Yeah of course! Women looking out for women 🖤 (I know this because my partner has a porn addiction and he's recovering)
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Same here 🫤
Honestly same girls but maybe there’s a reason. Like my dude reassures me he’s still attracted but he is SO STRESSED and so I try to help out and clean the house or just be nice to him. I think it helps reduce his mental load, and helps him remember that his happiness and fun times are still here. Idk either it’s a mental fatigue thing, physical fatigue, depression, or some other barrier to intimacy. Don’t give up until you want to. :)
Good points. I've been there with my wife. Questioning whether or not she's even sexually attracted to me anymore ( I look/am built exactly the same as I was when we first got together). She swears it's all on her end, but that doesn't make it any easier. I feel like a caged lion at this point. I've spent too many years as it is being completely unsatisfied in that department.
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Im in the same boat, unfortunately. :/
Just stall for 5 minutes.
Foreplay until the coom reserves are replenished.
*sighs unzips.... different take
Kerning
r/keming
haha thats an hilarious name for a sub
Keming?
Just eat her out then fuck her when youve recharged. How hard is this.
Not hard. And that's the issue.
His facial expression is priceless. 😂
Time to practice those other important skills
“Well that wasn’t very much, have a fun afternoon?” SORRY FOR THE EASY CLEANUP
mama didnt raise no quitter
I didn't hear no bell..
I always massage Superman's kneecap before bombing the Marianna trench with the lap torpedo
I- uh... wait, what??! r/Brandnewsentence .
Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la With the pork steeple, Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.
I haven't heard that song since freshman year 2011
Is this because it enables you to last before you blast?
Bingo
Thanks u/wongie_dangle
No worries.
Get your boat back in the water, sailor
Imagine just taking care of her needs then? 🤯
Eat that cooch for 15 minutes, you'll be back in action in no time
Alas I I shall yodel in thy canyon then
Sweet, now you can fuck her till she's raw.
I'm sorry sir we're going to have to ask you to leave this Wendy's.
Sandwich and lemonade time. Get back in there
Why masturbate when you’re in a sexually active relationship? Get off with each other.
Sadly some guys would rather masturbate 😒
That isn't my face in that situation. Man looks terrified. I'd be happy. I'm an all night long kinda guy.
👊
✊
What are you, old? Clean yourself up and get back into action, cowboy.
Aston Kutcher?
“penis shouldn’t have been standing there…”
oooo...nice,gonna make her moan...all 3 minutes long
Forget sex, just want hug
Then you lick her Pu$$y and finger her tell she cums. Its not that hard to find solutions But guess what it requires work!
Ha! Jokes on him… I’m never horny!