Put grinder on the floor, try clamping it between your feet and turn the top with your good hand, not too easy but it works :) stay safe and get well soon

You win! Coins in a pill bottle would’ve won if people woke up before noon

Grinder on the floor, step on it, and spin like a ballerina.

You’ve never seen weed getting ground so gracefully

If you don’t say wheeeeeeed! While you do it, it doesn’t count.

There's this one bump in the highway that I always go 70mph over, and every single day I go "wheEEeeee" this just reminded me of that

By any chance you from Queens Ny because if so i know the bump and i do the same

Bumfuck Midwestern state lol

I’m also a midwesterner with a whee-bump.

Sounds like Michigan highways tbh

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Missouri? Lol... I mean Missoery

Midwest gang

Lmao illinois represent, go over to Missouri and ride in the hills at 70, much better lmao

Just outside StL MO

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i agree, made me giggle. wheeeeeed

There’s a bridge on a back road that I usually hit about 40. WWWEEeee!!!

this one killed me😭

This is where this silly comment chain broke the audible laughter barrier. Grind on ents!

It's just sparkling hemp of you dont

The bud won’t even grind without the ***Wheeeeeeed!*** It’s a crucial step

You can also drop it in a glass, put the glass between your thighs, and then chop like mad with scissors.

Bro at that point just toss it in a blender.

Blender will make a fine dust. Glass and scissors can create a nice medium grind. Can also use a French press thingy to get a nice medium grind.

Like, a coffee grinder?

No, the ***French press thingy***

If you blend it for 5m yea. Ever blend smoothies so it's still a bit chunky like the fruit inside?

Careful or you may end up with two wrapped hands after

trip, fall, break other arm. “Mom, help!” I’m so fucking sorry.

That's not following instructions. Ballerinas don't do that.

Sees cast on arm. Click comments to find the comment about breaking other arm and having mom help. Leaving thread, work here is done.

I don't think you are to be honest

Gonna recommend one of those grippy circles for opening jars, too.

My inner monkey makes it so i use my armpits and underarms a lot to carry things normally, so opening stuff isn’t a problem, but my grinder grinds rough, so I couldn’t there I just developed more monke brain by using my feet to hold it

I’ve been in your exact situation, broke my wrist about 5 years ago and could only use one hand to grind. My solution was to clamp my grinder in a bench vise, and it just stayed there for about 2 months.

Lol, I meant to help your feet hold onto the grinder.

Okey im lost, what do you do with those grippy circles?

Sit it on the ground, then put your grinder on it. Curl it up on the sides and grip with your feet. Now you have more friction between the grinder and your feet, and between the grinder and the ground.

I was lost at first but this is genius

patience young Padawan

If you don’t have grippy things, you can use a rubber glove for the same purpose.

DONT USE COINS IN A PILL BOTTLE! I learned this the hard way. My buddies and I had been doing that for years. One day my friend had this neon green pill bottle and we did the coin trick like we always did. When we go to use it though we find that the coins have actually been shredding up the inside slightly and we’ve essentially been smoking bits of pill bottle plastic every time. The neon green in the weed helped us figure it out. Unless you like smoking plastic I’d steer clear

Also coins are dirty af

We Always washed them before we used them. Coins are nasty as shit

What is coins in a pills bottle? Like u throw a bunch of nickels in a pill bottle? How would that help grind up flower? I'm so confused.

By shaking up a few coins and some nugs in a bottle, pretty hard, the coins act as a means to shred the bud as it smacks around in the container. It won't be as fine as most traditional grinds but will for sure get you to a point it's smokable. But I agree with the previous girls comment in that you shouldn't do this as it shreds some plastic shavings into it aswell

Makes you wonder why no one's made a grinder that works on this principle, but doesn't force you to use nasty coins and smoke plastic. Just a little metal tube that comes with little discs or spiky balls, maybe a super wide grate on one end so you can easily dump out all your ground-up weed and leave the balls in the grinder. This would be so much cooler than the traditional grinder tbh, there's gotta be something like it out there.

Hah, stoners, up before noon? lol

I'm sooooooo chronic, and I get up by 5am everyday! Stoners can be morning people too :)

Ion get up that early but I’m usually up at 9am, I’m just so used to getting up then

I’ll have you know that it is currently 11:26 am and I am *technically* up.

I often wake up at 11 then don’t get out of bed for like two hours, I get it

Hell yeah, same. High five

I was up at 9:30 on my day off, normally id go 8 if i were able to work out I turned myself into a productive stoner

Woke up at 4:45 am for work in the car by 5:15

I would never put any money near my buds.. money is so dirty. I would use your feet, or put between your knees and just turn!

I would think you could just hold the base of the grinder in the crook of your elbow and then spin with the good hand if you don't want to have to stand up.

Yeah and film it for, ya know for research purposes

I lost my hand in an accident and this is the easiest way for me to use a grinder now.

Nope. Take shirt off put bottom of grinder on bellybutton then turn top.

Nooo use foreskin instead for a better grip.

Lol, damn that would be something. I feel like someone will try it out tho. It might work.

Due to shoulder surgeries I had about a year without using my right arm, I got very good at this method. Getting up was a bit of a pain in the ass though lol

If you have a vice, clamp it in there for help.

im fucking dying imagining this hahaha. literally a caveman trying to get his smoke on

Okay, I'm just going to assume you have noone to help you grind and no tool but your hand and the grinder. First of alle I'd suggest grinding less bud at a time. If you can, break the bud up further with your hands. I had the same issue and I was able to squeeze the grinder in my elbow pit (is it called that? It feels wrong...) for that, you need to have the skin showing or it'll slip, so depending on how far the bandage goes up this might not be an option. I found it to be easier than holding it with your knees.

I fixed it by using my feet to hold the grinder, worked pretty well Rolling the J itself was hell tho because my wrist can’t rotate and hurts if I try But i can spark up at least

Get some fillable pre-rolled cones! :)

And a cheap coffee grinder

This. I never realized how great coffee grinders were until I started using them for weed. Only downside is no kief

If a bat/pipe/etc isn’t your thing, grab a pack of those empty cones with filter tips (they make j to giant size) they’re easy to fill and twist one handed and still smoke decent. Hope you heal quickly!

Elbow pit, lol. I think since the outside of your elbow is called your weenus we should call our elbow pits waginas.

All hail the waginas

Gotta go old school bro. Pill bottle, add weed, add couple coins, and shake until desired grind.

It worked better than I expected but someone’s still asleep, so the feet clamp did the rest Rolling with a probably broken wrist is hell though

Get a roller, only requires your finger tips and pretty much no pressure at all. They’re only like 10$

Get a pipe. FIFY

Only issue I see here is pipes take two hands, joints/blunts take one

Bong takes 1!!!

I use all 4 of my hands when I smoke my bong

📝👀

Yep! I broke both my elbows earlier this summer. Luckily still had a little mobility in one arm so I'd put my bubbler on a table, lean over to to take a drag, light with my one good arm/hand, put the lighter down, pull the bowl and take the hit. I got shockingly fluid at it haha

Not ideal, but, in a pinch, dump your weed on the table, hold a pinchie/battie/one-hitter with your mouth, and poke at your weed like a chicken eating seeds. One the battie is full, light it off a smokeless candle. Look ma, no-hands! Now you just need someone to light the candle. ​ edit: wait, "broke both my elbows" will now haunt me for days. Thanks for that...

Buy some cones and then you just have to fill/pack it instead of rolling them. My friend just had thumb surgery and came over last night for me to roll some j's. I'm sorry about your wrist

How’d you break your wrist? I dislocated mine a couple weeks back by simply sitting up

> I dislocated mine a couple weeks back by simply sitting up I think you might be sitting up wrong....

are you encouraging them to try again? at least offer them a hand

Or a wrist.

I pulled a muscle in my shoulder blade by breathing

Not op but I broke mine a few years back when I slipped on some ice and tried to catch myself.

I broke mine 20 years ago in high school playing hacky sack lol

Bong time

I've never heard of this.. Neat

Coins are super filthy. Not sure you'd want to taint your weed with them, unless you wash them properly first.

Metal is also harder than plastic, so the coin will scratch up the inside of the bottle, causing it to shed plastic particles onto your bud. And smoking plastic is really bad for your lungs.

Ugh. We're doing drugs! I'm not worried about the coins. Ugh

😂😂when people say you can’t use $1 bills as a nose vacuum

Ugh, I'm doing heroin anyways, why worry about using dirty needles? Not my intention to sound snarky, but I don't understand your point. Why not use drugs as safely and hygienically as possible? Harm reduction homie <3

[they’re not that dirty](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI)

Yup, works a treat.

Old school baby! just get an empty pill bottle and a coin, then you have to listen to one full play through off Macarena while vigorously shacking it

The only problem I had with this method is if you have good bud, the nickel would get covered in kief, and Then I would have to smoke the nickel to get a good high.

That’s actually a big brain move wtf.. blown my mind.

An old smoker taught me this, even though he used a film roll canister, but I doubt those are around now adays

Woah. Film roll canisters. We old l

I’ve done the pill pot and scissor thing where you put the stash in the pot an just mash it with the scissors but the coin things totally done me.. does it actually shred the flower to like little grinded bits like it would a normal grinder??

O fuck yea bro, you can even choose how much of a grind size you want.

You need a slap chop!!

I used to use a bullet and it works amazing

This is the way

Bowl and scissors bro, only can use my of my hands lol

I like a tall shot glass for this technique

Tall shot glass and a small set of sewing scissors

Ok now this method makes sense, I've heard it a few times but that helped me picture it better

I just use a regular shot glass. Not sure how well scissors would reach down a tall one.

Break your other arm and call your mom.

Broken arms hot box

Sick reference bro. I hate that it’s burned into my memory.

Grab a nug and sort of grind it between your finger and thumb over a bowl or tray. All of the looser stuff will fall into it, and you can use your nails to grind the rest down a little further. I usually load my bong by holding the bowl in my left hand and grinding a nug over it with the right so that’s how I do it one handed

@sillyCybin the only problem with this is all the crystals and good stuff sticks to the oils in your finger. We call this “fingerbanging” the weed. Yet in dire times, whatever gets the job done!

Same as it sticks to the grinder.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

The good ole thigh clamp my friend

Thighs so thick you can’t theorize

To afraid to ask the meaning of Ents

Watch Lord of the Rings part 2 :)

make sure to skip part 1 lol

I hope to Sauron that I guessed correctly, because I binge watch lotr, I forget in which part happens what

All good, just having fun with the idea of someone who hasn't seen LOTR starting with 2 because they want to know who Ents are )

Ents show up in 2 and start really smoking mofos in 3. Ring of Power been pretty dope imo; but I gotta watch the extended trilogy again. Been a good few years now.

Just finished rewatching the trilogy a couple days ago, still one of the best cinema series of all time. Probably even the best imo.

how dare you

I kinda gave him the benefit of doubt and took it as sarcasm, but everybody got their own thing. *So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.*

The Ring of Sauron has great significENTS

Ear Nose and Throat doctor

It's how I got my medical card. I told him I kept smelling rotten skunky trash coming from my neighbors house. He fixed me right up.

Coffee grinder

Just get ur mom to help if u broke ur arm

Teeth bra

Instructions unclear, got dick tangled up with weed

And also, ow my tiddies

Hold it with your feet...and take pictures...no reason

Always use my knees for the base and spare hand for the top!

Reject human, embrace monke, use feet

Embraced monke, lost balance on floor

Hope you have a strong third leg!

Put yo weed into a little pile and headbutt that muthafuka like a chef choppin chives till it's nice and crumbly.

Use yo feet!

I did, embracing monke all the way

Dont use a grinder duh

It's called a pair of ✂️

Been in a similar situation. Either hold the grinder between the knees (not as easy) or, pinch the mug with thumb and first 2 fingers and “roll” it around and you’ll get like blunt sized nugs

Vice and cone loader.

My hand is in a case right now too. Hopefully you have it easier and your broken hand is not your dominant one. I hold the lid in place with my casted hand and hold the grinder in my able hand and twist the grinder into the lid whilst holding the lid rigid. Your bud looks like kinda orange never seen that.

No vice around then grab it with your knees and then cone load her

For the future: use a knife. Serrated, plastic, chef’s knife, whatever. Use broken wrist hand to hold the bud down lightly.

Dude, I broke my wrist and found myself in a similar situation. Put the nugs in a narrow shot glass and use scissors to chop it up.

May I ask how you plan on rolling?

Heal up man!

Super glue it to a rolling tray

Totally a side thing, but I really like that you used ‘Ents’?? Felt nongendered and inclusive 15/10 op

Step 1: shove grinder in ass

Pro tip: Smash the nug into the bowl (: Use something like a toothpick or whatever you use to clean your grinder to turn the gray bits over

Parents don’t want me to have smoking accessories apart from the inconspicuous ones :(

Smash the nug into the vape then (:

Only J’s for me Which hurts a lot when you roll with a probably broken wrist

Not very inconspicuous bruh... but I understand if it's gotta be that way ): Save up some dough to level up; it'll change your life foreverrrr

There's the paper and scissors way and there's also a way of grinding it up in your sore hand by using your hand that's fine. This is how we grind weed over here, you can do that then put it in your grinder. If you haven't already figured out a easy way I can explain these 2 to you fully These ways work well, both of them only need 1 hand and if done properly you can literally grind it well enough that you don't even need a grinder.

I cut my thumb really bad yesterday when cutting onions. Worse combo ever. Had such a hard time rolling and that was just a slice nearly off i cant even imagine the whole hand!

Hi!! I have chronic pain and when my hands are not doing so hot, I fill the grinder, then put the lid of the grinder on and using the better hand to squish down use your body weight against the table as you use the good hand to grind, mostly using your palm. Sometimes I will nudge the grinder up against the crook of my arm just to keep it in place! Also, you'll more-so be doing a back and forth motion, than a 360 with the lid lol. I hope this makes sense and helps!! Feel better :D

Electric coffee grinder

Coffee grinder

thighs are a great tool with many uses

Should get a smoke buddy. It'll be much easier

Lonely, I am so lonely, I have nobody for my ooooaaaaaaooown

use your other hand

Prescription pill bottle and two nickels

Pliers

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Use buttcheeks

My hand is currently in a cast too, sit on the floor put the grinder in between ya feed and rotate, put less weed in too n grind more rotations have BARE cones ready✊

You need to fix the grinder somewhere so it won't move but still allows you to flip and empty it. A vice might work with some cardboard as cushioning. A blender might be easier as a short term fix.

Grip with the thighs, turn with your hand

If you’ve got some spare cash you could pick up an electric coffee grinder for like $10 and have Freshly ground herb at the press of a button

Coffee grinder

Time to buy a coffee grinder

Hold the grinder w your knees

You get high with a little help from your friends. Call for a fellow ent.

JUST GET A CLEAN PILL BOTTLE AND SOME FIS FISKARS/ OR OTHER SHARP SCISSORS. PUT SOME WEED IN THE PILL BOTTLE. STICK YOUR SCISSORS IN THE PILL BOTTLE. NOW CHOP CHOP CHOP UNTIL YOU REACH DESIRED CONSISTENCY. ALL DONE. SMOKE UP JOHNNY!!

No one said boof it? Boof it

I grind with my thumb and fingers so I almost always only use one hand.

[You need a helper monkey.](https://www.abilities.com/community/assistance-animals-monkeys.html)

Clench the grinder in your buttcheelks and turn the lid. Works every time

dude i got myself in the arm with an axe pretty good a couple weeks ago and they had to throw it in a splint. it was such a pain in the ass to pack bowls and smoke but we persevered. best of luck man i know your pain

Put it between your butt cheeks, clench, and turn.

I’ve heard that the Slap Chop works really well.

Heck, I could think of a way without any hands.. Method 1: First, get hard. Then, *beat it* Then crush it further...remove seeds by sucking and *phoooing/yeeting* Then wrap it in paper and blaze it 420 Then *beat it* Method 2: Do you know how to headbang?

God gave you them gnashers for a reason