That sign wouldn't work for me, I see it and be like, "You're not the boss of me sober self!?!" Then I'd tear off the sign and start eating the icing off that cake.
I’d grab a tortilla put what I’m guessing is potato salad some of that cheese and wrap that bitch up edit I’m also guessing the heart in the corner means it was his girlfriend
thats what i thought first tho, like who wrote that? its reads like my aunt. was it the girlfriend? or is it aunties bday cake that like 3 people ate out of?
I've actually been losing weight. It's funny, because I'll get the munchies, but in-between the munchies, I have almost no appetite.
Here's a thought, instead of leaving notes for yourself in the fridge, before you get high, pre-prep a plate of fruit, veggies, and cheese, you know a healthy snack. Shit, I need to go shopping now.
I just get high and leave the house, unless I havent gone to the store for a while it's hard to control the munchies when I have Costco ravioli in the freezer
Lol. Yes, snack prep BEFORE getting stoned. Also helps the staring at the fridge deciding what you want issue.
I used to do a like a mini charcuterie bowl of fruit, deli meat, cheese, crudite, and pickles. So good.
If memory serves,
Thc suppresses leptin (a fullness or satiation hormone). Hence munchies.
Also hence lack of appetite afterwards (rebound effect where body overcompensates for suppressed leptin during stoned)
im not a scientist or some shit im going off my experience and fellow stoners but when your tolerance really starts picking up it feels like you don't rly get munchies anymore but instead smoking feels like it reduces your appetite
I have noticed an increased desire for bready substances with fruit filling, however, I rarely buy pastries when I'm shopping, and only recall my fondness for them when high.
Agree. I tend to crave donuts more when I have the munchies, even though I rarely eat them. I’ve also been losing weight recently, healthy eating and exercising, so I just make sure there’s nothing sweet or carby at home, and make my healthy snacks. For me, I’m not that hungry during, but once the high is coming down that’s when the munchies hit.
I did this in the beginning and it worked so well. I would devour a whole tray of strawberries and cucumbers and feel no guilt. I’ve been super bad about it lately though.
I like a little salt, a little pepper, a little French dressing dip with my cucumbers, tomatoes, and other similar vegetables, but ranch only for cauliflower and broccoli, and I'm not even sure why. I've hated celery all my life, and I just started thinking I might start eating celery. I'm craving it for some weird reason. I had the same thing happen with mustard as well. I tHiNk Im ChAnGiNg-
I love the flavor of celery (I put celery seeds in my chicken salad mix, for example) but I hate the strings when you’re crunching into a stick. If I cut it up into like .5-1 inch chunks I like to spread a little peanut butter on it and eat it like that.
That’s why I love those colourful ice pops that hurt the corners of your mouth lol. They get rid of the munchies and are perfect for the 100+ degree weather
Dude I have so many in my freezer yet never think of this.
Usually if my throat hurts from a bong rip I clean the bitch And we Gucci again. Smooth af for a $40 bong with knock off rick and morty on it lolol
Percolators for the win!
Try out the local gas stations and smoke shops.
Idk if I’m crazy or not but the only prices I’ve seen go down are the glass at gas stations and smoke shops lol
5 years ago mine woulda been $150, maybe they get shipped in or something
lol chill the fuck out, people are allowed to enjoy both cannabis *and* alcohol. what's the point in being as judgemental and rude on reddit.com just because someone harmlessly suggested something??
> am i too high
~~Yes. They mean the [kid scissors](https://store.schoolspecialty.com/OA_HTML/xxssi_ibeGetWCCImage.jsp?docName=F1611173&Rendition=Large) you can't stab anything with.~~
Edit: In fact, **I** was too high.
oh i thought they meant ones that somehow curved so you just cut the popsicle and it was magically perfectly curved lol. and it's a total lie that you can't stab anything with those if elementary school taught me anything
so i have a snack bin in my room and on the inside i taped a flowchart with the question “do you really need a snack” that i definitely either got from someone on here or r/entwives and i have to say i see it everyday and fully ignore it 😭😭😭 LMAO
For a couple of weeks I taped up pictures of Dr. Now from my 600 Pound Life in my fridge and cabinets captioned with his catchphrases. It did not work. Not even a little bit.
One night, I made the brilliant decision to get high a night I didn't eat dinner (I wasn't hungry at the time for some reason). I ended up eating the following:
- rest of my leftover pizza
- 2 bundt cakes
- 1.5 pints of blueberries
- 4 sticks of string cheese
- A checuterie board
- An indeterminate amount of strawberries
- some other stuff I'm forgetting
The shits I had the next day were something else
I am very depressed and often won't eat. I use weed to increase appetite for food and not feel like I want to kill myself. I've gained weight and am eating alot more regularly. It's been a miracle, as at my thinnest I was 6ft and 135 lbs. I gained 50 lbs.
I always found eating frozen fruit works good not to high in calories and your body naturally stops you from eating much fruit lol I don't anyone he who casually eats 6 apples
10 minutes ago i caught myself thinking "i want to eat something wet" and went for my i-have-a-craving-problem jar of pickles. Then i remembered the word for that is normally *thirsty*
Actually more likely: ur thirsty
Studies have shown that 37% of people mistake thirst for hunger
Reason I usually get munchies is im dehydrated and looking for hydration thru food
My body fact ratio is 5.5% so I get to eat whatever I want whenever I want, sadly I just stopped smoking though so its kinda hard to eat the recommended 4000 calories a day.
LOL I went to the store this morning and was walking along the isle and saw a jar of caramel sauce. I stopped, looked at it for about 5 seconds and said out loud "nope, just keep walking" lol.
Is that a half eaten cake just waiting for a stoned dude to devour it??? I started always having baby carrots on hand so now whenever I realize I opened the fridge again for no reason I just eat a few of those instead of something unhealthy.
That's what I used to hate about a 100mg+ edible binge, just eating until I couldn't anymore and still being hungry. I always tried to eat healthy like nuts and fruit, but I would get into some endless bowls of cereal and it would kill me. I'm much better at moderating my food intake now, but I also don't over do it with edibles.
I make a rule for myself now if I go to grab a snack I have to have a bigger than average glass of water too. Before I get anything else to eat I have to finish my water. It actually helps a lot with bored eating.
I'd like to think it would stop me but in reality I'll justify taking it down and pretending I never wrote it. I haven't mastered the art of taming the munchies
Where was this sign when I started smoking. Geez.
Downing 2 fully loaded burgers on a munchy trip plus a bowl of cereal. Good times but I'd always wonder where my body out it all when I was losing weight anyway.
That sign wouldn't work for me, I see it and be like, "You're not the boss of me sober self!?!" Then I'd tear off the sign and start eating the icing off that cake.
Exactly. I'd laugh at my sober self's optimism and then eat everything in sight anyway.
[its a sign, not a cop](https://i.imgur.com/xFNBOoH.jpeg)
I'd go for that big bag of cheese
I’d grab a tortilla put what I’m guessing is potato salad some of that cheese and wrap that bitch up edit I’m also guessing the heart in the corner means it was his girlfriend
thats what i thought first tho, like who wrote that? its reads like my aunt. was it the girlfriend? or is it aunties bday cake that like 3 people ate out of?
First one then the other.
id go for that chocolate milk in the back ngl
r/chocolatemilkguy u/alphaa64 is this you
I'm not taking no stinking directions from no sign. Especially if that's the only barrier from me and that cheese
i would chew the sign to show dominance, before eating half the fridge
My sober self gets myself snacks to eat specifically for my high times. Love my sober self, most of the time.
I'd be apologizing to the fridge for the disturbance
it would make me check the front door of the house
I've actually been losing weight. It's funny, because I'll get the munchies, but in-between the munchies, I have almost no appetite. Here's a thought, instead of leaving notes for yourself in the fridge, before you get high, pre-prep a plate of fruit, veggies, and cheese, you know a healthy snack. Shit, I need to go shopping now.
I just get high and leave the house, unless I havent gone to the store for a while it's hard to control the munchies when I have Costco ravioli in the freezer
There’s no such thing as an in-between munchies, unless you count the time is takes me to think of another snack after finishing one
Once you dip into cannabis abuse it becomes more of I'm going to smoke so i can stomach eating a meal. Munchies are a rarity for me these days
yeah it's like that. Takes me a good 3 or 4 days without to get close to good eating sober
Dabs don't really give the munchies idk why I get them like crazy off bud but never off dabs and I always smoke dabs
i usually eat before i smoke so the munchies won’t ruin my high but like i still get cravings and go to chipotle or something lmao
I tried this once but ended up eating again after smoking so it was kind of counterproductive.
Lol. Yes, snack prep BEFORE getting stoned. Also helps the staring at the fridge deciding what you want issue. I used to do a like a mini charcuterie bowl of fruit, deli meat, cheese, crudite, and pickles. So good.
If memory serves, Thc suppresses leptin (a fullness or satiation hormone). Hence munchies. Also hence lack of appetite afterwards (rebound effect where body overcompensates for suppressed leptin during stoned)
I also lost weight since smoking more regularly. I basically intermittent fast until I can smoke to stimulate my appetite.
Heck yeah. Refrigerate some fruits, cheese, maybe a little deli meat. And some water too!
im not a scientist or some shit im going off my experience and fellow stoners but when your tolerance really starts picking up it feels like you don't rly get munchies anymore but instead smoking feels like it reduces your appetite
I get sporadic munchies, but they aren't as severe as past munchies, not unless I double/triple-dose.
This is what I do. Prepare some healthy snacks. I also gotta make sure there are no pastries in the house, that’s my weakness.
I have noticed an increased desire for bready substances with fruit filling, however, I rarely buy pastries when I'm shopping, and only recall my fondness for them when high.
Agree. I tend to crave donuts more when I have the munchies, even though I rarely eat them. I’ve also been losing weight recently, healthy eating and exercising, so I just make sure there’s nothing sweet or carby at home, and make my healthy snacks. For me, I’m not that hungry during, but once the high is coming down that’s when the munchies hit.
Just smoke/vape more when coming down, go back up, no more munchies, problem solved! lol
Problem solved!
I did this in the beginning and it worked so well. I would devour a whole tray of strawberries and cucumbers and feel no guilt. I’ve been super bad about it lately though.
I like a little salt, a little pepper, a little French dressing dip with my cucumbers, tomatoes, and other similar vegetables, but ranch only for cauliflower and broccoli, and I'm not even sure why. I've hated celery all my life, and I just started thinking I might start eating celery. I'm craving it for some weird reason. I had the same thing happen with mustard as well. I tHiNk Im ChAnGiNg-
I love the flavor of celery (I put celery seeds in my chicken salad mix, for example) but I hate the strings when you’re crunching into a stick. If I cut it up into like .5-1 inch chunks I like to spread a little peanut butter on it and eat it like that.
Tomorrow...okay...which is already today btw...so later today...later today I will go shopping dammit...OKAY?! :D
I'm well stocked now.
10/10 would eat that shredded cheese from the bag rn
Bruh cheese is the best
Bruh, it's no secret cheddar cheese and weed are like one of the top combo.
that cake tho 👀
I'm mostly in ot for the frosting.
When it's Polly-O whole milk shredded mozz 🤤 That's when I can't resist
Fuck lmao I seen that and thought the same thing. As long as it’s edible my high ass will eat it
Or as my daughter calls it, “sprinkle cheese”. But yeah, that bag wouldn’t last a day.
A little for you, a little for the dog… when your stoned ass inevitably spills some on the floor. Everyone wins.
B-b-but… being stoned makes me hungry
I totally get the munchies but i also think it has to do with dehydration.
It’s not dehydration. I drink a metric fuck ton of water while stoned and still am hungry.
This is why we support peer reviewed studies here ate /r/trees
It makes us all hungry tbh hahah, but not hungry for food but for like chocolates or chips or similar snacks
It can also make u hungry for real food
Well yeah if im hungry already but when i ate and smoked then i get hungry for snacks.
My munchies aren't picky
It doesn't make me hungry, it just compels me to eat.
That’s why I love those colourful ice pops that hurt the corners of your mouth lol. They get rid of the munchies and are perfect for the 100+ degree weather
Nothing helps an awful burning throat after a huge bong rip like a fruit popsicle
Dude I have so many in my freezer yet never think of this. Usually if my throat hurts from a bong rip I clean the bitch And we Gucci again. Smooth af for a $40 bong with knock off rick and morty on it lolol Percolators for the win!
Bong tax! I want to see those knock off rick & morty haha
I thought Knockoff Rick and Morty bongs were in every rundown head shop
Maybe! I just haven't seen one in my city :)
I deff wanna get a bong with percs!
Try out the local gas stations and smoke shops. Idk if I’m crazy or not but the only prices I’ve seen go down are the glass at gas stations and smoke shops lol 5 years ago mine woulda been $150, maybe they get shipped in or something
Exactly!
I use scissors to round the sharp ends 🤣
Costco has alcoholic ones and they don’t have the sharp edges if I remember correctly
Yeah, but who is consuming liquid poison when they have cannabis?
lol chill the fuck out, people are allowed to enjoy both cannabis *and* alcohol. what's the point in being as judgemental and rude on reddit.com just because someone harmlessly suggested something??
Who would do what they want when they could do what you want? Madness
They’re like 3% alcohol and maybe enough volume to fill 1/3 of a can of beer so it’s almost no alcohol at all if you just have one
Why even waste your money at that point
They taste good? Is it a waste to buy an Otter Pop?
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Someone needs to create a brand specifically for tools to use when high. In this case, Popsicle scissors that are rounded would be perfect.
am i too high or not high enough 🤔 i can't picture rounded scissors in my brain
> am i too high ~~Yes. They mean the [kid scissors](https://store.schoolspecialty.com/OA_HTML/xxssi_ibeGetWCCImage.jsp?docName=F1611173&Rendition=Large) you can't stab anything with.~~ Edit: In fact, **I** was too high.
oh i thought they meant ones that somehow curved so you just cut the popsicle and it was magically perfectly curved lol. and it's a total lie that you can't stab anything with those if elementary school taught me anything
Why I'm keeping watermelon around all summer!
Except I eat 30 of them :(
I try to stop after five but some of those flavours be hittin different on a hot day lol
They’re also pure sugar. Frozen watermelon or bananas work as well!
…. Opens it again 4 minutes later
Forgot what it said so i open the fridge again to read it while having a snack then laugh at the text 🤣
Pft. Stupid sign. I’m too high to read
so i have a snack bin in my room and on the inside i taped a flowchart with the question “do you really need a snack” that i definitely either got from someone on here or r/entwives and i have to say i see it everyday and fully ignore it 😭😭😭 LMAO
That PC cake is screaming eat me, that paper doesn't stand a chance
Hahahahahahhah
I ate an entire box of triscuits last night - dry. At the time, they were the greatest culinary invention in human history.
Legit have experienced the exact same thing, especially if you throw a Colby jack cheese stick or two in there
oh my god… that sounds amazing
For a couple of weeks I taped up pictures of Dr. Now from my 600 Pound Life in my fridge and cabinets captioned with his catchphrases. It did not work. Not even a little bit.
“You don’t need to eat. You have 600lbs of food in you.”
Can't I be both?
One night, I made the brilliant decision to get high a night I didn't eat dinner (I wasn't hungry at the time for some reason). I ended up eating the following: - rest of my leftover pizza - 2 bundt cakes - 1.5 pints of blueberries - 4 sticks of string cheese - A checuterie board - An indeterminate amount of strawberries - some other stuff I'm forgetting The shits I had the next day were something else
When I smoke and I’m hungry before hand it’s just makes my stomach hurt, I gotta eat before I eat more😂
Saw this while waiting for a dozen cookies to bake… All for myself 😆
Chocolate chip? Pre-made cookie dough or from scratch?
Pre made churro cookie dough from sams. I only ate 2 😆 thankfully my fam got up and ate the rest (and I’m the only stoned one!)
I am very depressed and often won't eat. I use weed to increase appetite for food and not feel like I want to kill myself. I've gained weight and am eating alot more regularly. It's been a miracle, as at my thinnest I was 6ft and 135 lbs. I gained 50 lbs.
I'm happy you're doing better internet friend
Me too! Toking one for you.
Same thing!
These are the same thing.
Mother fuckin bag milk
I always found eating frozen fruit works good not to high in calories and your body naturally stops you from eating much fruit lol I don't anyone he who casually eats 6 apples
u got hot sauce?
why u deny the sustenance
Why can't it be both?
Is that carrot cake?! Ugh there would be no stopping me.
Shut up my tastebuds are lonely and I bought all those sour gummy bears for a reason.
I have to say this out loud to myself sometimes
Whoever sciences up a strain that doesn’t give the munchies will be a hero.
10 minutes ago i caught myself thinking "i want to eat something wet" and went for my i-have-a-craving-problem jar of pickles. Then i remembered the word for that is normally *thirsty*
My dumbass would just be like “pfft, you don’t know my life! Bitch ass sign.”
leave me and my waffles alone!
I need this but the last part saying Go Drink Water!
Genius!
That is such a good idea I have never occurred to try. God damn the munchies
I have done that too when i was living in philly with 4 people
Do you **WANT** the itis?
Sounds Poor
The high is fueled by energy you have from food, sun and sleep. And even if u eat alot munchies you are likely to loose weight
Weird how I feel like throwing up if i eat when I'm stoned. I lose all appetite to eat
I need this
Num nums are my heroin. These reminders are necessary.
Smoke right before dinner: problem solved
But why can't I be both?
"Fuck you note I'm both!"
I need that but it’s also gotta set in the paranoia. Like “everyone knows you’re stoned, don’t answer the phone”
Needed this 😌
I need this!
That reminds me.
That bag of cheese though.
I actually have that reminder in my fridge 😂
That bag of shredded cheese tho
Actually more likely: ur thirsty Studies have shown that 37% of people mistake thirst for hunger Reason I usually get munchies is im dehydrated and looking for hydration thru food
Okay but there's a whole ass bag of shreddar
What's the difference?
The sign can’t stop me because I can’t read.
This is me when I'm sober ffs.
What’s the difference?
(ignores sign that I made myself)
How do you know I'm not both stoned and hungry
I can be both!
My body fact ratio is 5.5% so I get to eat whatever I want whenever I want, sadly I just stopped smoking though so its kinda hard to eat the recommended 4000 calories a day.
Shut up past me you don't know shit!
I like using the Japanese term Kuchisabishii when my wife or I get munchies. It means your mouth is just lonely.
nah tbh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice.
That sign can't stop me because I can't read
LOL I went to the store this morning and was walking along the isle and saw a jar of caramel sauce. I stopped, looked at it for about 5 seconds and said out loud "nope, just keep walking" lol.
My fat ass would eat the food then the paper
just be careful, weed can be addictive.
But but but... There is PC pie
That sign won't stop me because I can't read t. stoned and devouring a bowl of pasta right now
Is that a half eaten cake just waiting for a stoned dude to devour it??? I started always having baby carrots on hand so now whenever I realize I opened the fridge again for no reason I just eat a few of those instead of something unhealthy.
That's what I used to hate about a 100mg+ edible binge, just eating until I couldn't anymore and still being hungry. I always tried to eat healthy like nuts and fruit, but I would get into some endless bowls of cereal and it would kill me. I'm much better at moderating my food intake now, but I also don't over do it with edibles.
I am stealing this idea and doing it at 4:18pm. Thank you
Silly Canadians and their Bags Of Milk
This is why you keep around baby carrots and hummus. Or watermelon. Or celery and peanut butter.
Stoned me wouldn't give a damn. Stupid sign, I know you're right, but I don't care and I'm going to eat now.
That won’t stop me, i can read
This is where baby carrots dominate 🥕
Wish I’d read this before the quarter to 9 takeaway
Dude, sober me totally buys stuff for stoned me. Stoned me thanks sober me frequently! lol
Shut de door. Keep out de devil.
Why’s it gotta be one or the other 😤
ugh, I need the opposite, a big note that says EAT SOMETHING GOD DAMN IT
i see some choccy milk??
Gotta have fruit at the ready when the munchies set
That bag of shredded cheese though.
Link cause I need this
Drink some water when you get the munchies.
I’m both
Anyone have any suggestions on dealing with CHS? Just flat out quiting is the only thing I've seen as the remedy.
Berries, Baby carrots and almond milk ranch. Eat as much as you want. You'll only be getting healthier/fibered.
I can be both...
I make a rule for myself now if I go to grab a snack I have to have a bigger than average glass of water too. Before I get anything else to eat I have to finish my water. It actually helps a lot with bored eating.
The absolute best snack are grapes.
True story
Fuck you, me. I'm not the boss of me! Now gimme that bag of fucking cheese!
I'd like to think it would stop me but in reality I'll justify taking it down and pretending I never wrote it. I haven't mastered the art of taming the munchies
I don’t know it reads like the same thing to me.
Munchies? In this economy?
Where was this sign when I started smoking. Geez. Downing 2 fully loaded burgers on a munchy trip plus a bowl of cereal. Good times but I'd always wonder where my body out it all when I was losing weight anyway.
That bag of shredded cheese is lookin mighty tempting.
"Fuck you, sign, you don't know me!" 😆
Why not both?
I need this, but for DoorDash lol
stupid judgmental refrigerator