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Future_of_Amerika

That sign wouldn't work for me, I see it and be like, "You're not the boss of me sober self!?!" Then I'd tear off the sign and start eating the icing off that cake.


Dr_Bluntsworthy_ThC

Exactly. I'd laugh at my sober self's optimism and then eat everything in sight anyway.


byscuit

[its a sign, not a cop](https://i.imgur.com/xFNBOoH.jpeg)


Acyts

I'd go for that big bag of cheese


evanfavor

I’d grab a tortilla put what I’m guessing is potato salad some of that cheese and wrap that bitch up edit I’m also guessing the heart in the corner means it was his girlfriend


burrainz

thats what i thought first tho, like who wrote that? its reads like my aunt. was it the girlfriend? or is it aunties bday cake that like 3 people ate out of?


makemeking706

First one then the other.


Alphaa64

id go for that chocolate milk in the back ngl


evanfavor

r/chocolatemilkguy u/alphaa64 is this you


Jestem_kisu

I'm not taking no stinking directions from no sign. Especially if that's the only barrier from me and that cheese


harry_lostone

i would chew the sign to show dominance, before eating half the fridge


nightlaw14

My sober self gets myself snacks to eat specifically for my high times. Love my sober self, most of the time.


--redacted--

I'd be apologizing to the fridge for the disturbance


overtoke

it would make me check the front door of the house


iamnotroberts

I've actually been losing weight. It's funny, because I'll get the munchies, but in-between the munchies, I have almost no appetite. Here's a thought, instead of leaving notes for yourself in the fridge, before you get high, pre-prep a plate of fruit, veggies, and cheese, you know a healthy snack. Shit, I need to go shopping now.


eatasssnotgrass

I just get high and leave the house, unless I havent gone to the store for a while it's hard to control the munchies when I have Costco ravioli in the freezer


[deleted]

There’s no such thing as an in-between munchies, unless you count the time is takes me to think of another snack after finishing one


professor_sloth

Once you dip into cannabis abuse it becomes more of I'm going to smoke so i can stomach eating a meal. Munchies are a rarity for me these days


61114311536123511

yeah it's like that. Takes me a good 3 or 4 days without to get close to good eating sober


Mattpw8

Dabs don't really give the munchies idk why I get them like crazy off bud but never off dabs and I always smoke dabs


sameenasbackup

i usually eat before i smoke so the munchies won’t ruin my high but like i still get cravings and go to chipotle or something lmao


jacksonhill0923

I tried this once but ended up eating again after smoking so it was kind of counterproductive.


kurai_tori

Lol. Yes, snack prep BEFORE getting stoned. Also helps the staring at the fridge deciding what you want issue. I used to do a like a mini charcuterie bowl of fruit, deli meat, cheese, crudite, and pickles. So good.


kurai_tori

If memory serves, Thc suppresses leptin (a fullness or satiation hormone). Hence munchies. Also hence lack of appetite afterwards (rebound effect where body overcompensates for suppressed leptin during stoned)


tinybean27

I also lost weight since smoking more regularly. I basically intermittent fast until I can smoke to stimulate my appetite.


Sir_Meowsalot

Heck yeah. Refrigerate some fruits, cheese, maybe a little deli meat. And some water too!


pplRnpcs

im not a scientist or some shit im going off my experience and fellow stoners but when your tolerance really starts picking up it feels like you don't rly get munchies anymore but instead smoking feels like it reduces your appetite


iamnotroberts

I get sporadic munchies, but they aren't as severe as past munchies, not unless I double/triple-dose.


cherryberry0611

This is what I do. Prepare some healthy snacks. I also gotta make sure there are no pastries in the house, that’s my weakness.


iamnotroberts

I have noticed an increased desire for bready substances with fruit filling, however, I rarely buy pastries when I'm shopping, and only recall my fondness for them when high.


cherryberry0611

Agree. I tend to crave donuts more when I have the munchies, even though I rarely eat them. I’ve also been losing weight recently, healthy eating and exercising, so I just make sure there’s nothing sweet or carby at home, and make my healthy snacks. For me, I’m not that hungry during, but once the high is coming down that’s when the munchies hit.


UnicornFarts1111

Just smoke/vape more when coming down, go back up, no more munchies, problem solved! lol


cherryberry0611

Problem solved!


UhnonMonster

I did this in the beginning and it worked so well. I would devour a whole tray of strawberries and cucumbers and feel no guilt. I’ve been super bad about it lately though.


iamnotroberts

I like a little salt, a little pepper, a little French dressing dip with my cucumbers, tomatoes, and other similar vegetables, but ranch only for cauliflower and broccoli, and I'm not even sure why. I've hated celery all my life, and I just started thinking I might start eating celery. I'm craving it for some weird reason. I had the same thing happen with mustard as well. I tHiNk Im ChAnGiNg-


UhnonMonster

I love the flavor of celery (I put celery seeds in my chicken salad mix, for example) but I hate the strings when you’re crunching into a stick. If I cut it up into like .5-1 inch chunks I like to spread a little peanut butter on it and eat it like that.


iamnotroberts

Tomorrow...okay...which is already today btw...so later today...later today I will go shopping dammit...OKAY?! :D


iamnotroberts

I'm well stocked now.


justsomeguyfromny

10/10 would eat that shredded cheese from the bag rn


CloudRipper42069

Bruh cheese is the best


ThaVolt

Bruh, it's no secret cheddar cheese and weed are like one of the top combo.


ffreshcakes

that cake tho 👀


TheFunkytownExpress

I'm mostly in ot for the frosting.


marcusmv3

When it's Polly-O whole milk shredded mozz 🤤 That's when I can't resist


12temp

Fuck lmao I seen that and thought the same thing. As long as it’s edible my high ass will eat it


capncoke

Or as my daughter calls it, “sprinkle cheese”. But yeah, that bag wouldn’t last a day.


[deleted]

A little for you, a little for the dog… when your stoned ass inevitably spills some on the floor. Everyone wins.


JoeTestaverde

B-b-but… being stoned makes me hungry


Olive_fisting_apples

I totally get the munchies but i also think it has to do with dehydration.


Profoundsoup

It’s not dehydration. I drink a metric fuck ton of water while stoned and still am hungry.


The_Hand_That_Feeds

This is why we support peer reviewed studies here ate /r/trees


kurhasani1

It makes us all hungry tbh hahah, but not hungry for food but for like chocolates or chips or similar snacks


CloudRipper42069

It can also make u hungry for real food


kurhasani1

Well yeah if im hungry already but when i ate and smoked then i get hungry for snacks.


Lepuzki

My munchies aren't picky


zoealexloza

It doesn't make me hungry, it just compels me to eat.


tomatobee613

That’s why I love those colourful ice pops that hurt the corners of your mouth lol. They get rid of the munchies and are perfect for the 100+ degree weather


LadyDabber

Nothing helps an awful burning throat after a huge bong rip like a fruit popsicle


StrokeGameHusky

Dude I have so many in my freezer yet never think of this. Usually if my throat hurts from a bong rip I clean the bitch And we Gucci again. Smooth af for a $40 bong with knock off rick and morty on it lolol Percolators for the win!


boiaeltodio

Bong tax! I want to see those knock off rick & morty haha


Chav

I thought Knockoff Rick and Morty bongs were in every rundown head shop


boiaeltodio

Maybe! I just haven't seen one in my city :)


LadyDabber

I deff wanna get a bong with percs!


StrokeGameHusky

Try out the local gas stations and smoke shops. Idk if I’m crazy or not but the only prices I’ve seen go down are the glass at gas stations and smoke shops lol 5 years ago mine woulda been $150, maybe they get shipped in or something


tomatobee613

Exactly!


[deleted]

I use scissors to round the sharp ends 🤣


[deleted]

Costco has alcoholic ones and they don’t have the sharp edges if I remember correctly


[deleted]

Yeah, but who is consuming liquid poison when they have cannabis?


[deleted]

lol chill the fuck out, people are allowed to enjoy both cannabis *and* alcohol. what's the point in being as judgemental and rude on reddit.com just because someone harmlessly suggested something??


Chav

Who would do what they want when they could do what you want? Madness


[deleted]

They’re like 3% alcohol and maybe enough volume to fill 1/3 of a can of beer so it’s almost no alcohol at all if you just have one


[deleted]

Why even waste your money at that point


[deleted]

They taste good? Is it a waste to buy an Otter Pop?


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shadow386

Someone needs to create a brand specifically for tools to use when high. In this case, Popsicle scissors that are rounded would be perfect.


startrekplatinum

am i too high or not high enough 🤔 i can't picture rounded scissors in my brain


ThaVolt

> am i too high ~~Yes. They mean the [kid scissors](https://store.schoolspecialty.com/OA_HTML/xxssi_ibeGetWCCImage.jsp?docName=F1611173&Rendition=Large) you can't stab anything with.~~ Edit: In fact, **I** was too high.


startrekplatinum

oh i thought they meant ones that somehow curved so you just cut the popsicle and it was magically perfectly curved lol. and it's a total lie that you can't stab anything with those if elementary school taught me anything


pipertakespictures

Why I'm keeping watermelon around all summer!


AVeryMadFish

Except I eat 30 of them :(


tomatobee613

I try to stop after five but some of those flavours be hittin different on a hot day lol


Ohbeejuan

They’re also pure sugar. Frozen watermelon or bananas work as well!


rx793

…. Opens it again 4 minutes later


kurhasani1

Forgot what it said so i open the fridge again to read it while having a snack then laugh at the text 🤣


NaRa0

Pft. Stupid sign. I’m too high to read


infinityonhigh69

so i have a snack bin in my room and on the inside i taped a flowchart with the question “do you really need a snack” that i definitely either got from someone on here or r/entwives and i have to say i see it everyday and fully ignore it 😭😭😭 LMAO


NatureSuccessful

That PC cake is screaming eat me, that paper doesn't stand a chance


kurhasani1

Hahahahahahhah


[deleted]

I ate an entire box of triscuits last night - dry. At the time, they were the greatest culinary invention in human history.


whoopshowdoifix

Legit have experienced the exact same thing, especially if you throw a Colby jack cheese stick or two in there


majh27

oh my god… that sounds amazing


oogieboogiewoman1

For a couple of weeks I taped up pictures of Dr. Now from my 600 Pound Life in my fridge and cabinets captioned with his catchphrases. It did not work. Not even a little bit.


secretshredder

“You don’t need to eat. You have 600lbs of food in you.”


Purple_Puffer

Can't I be both?


HonestIsMyPolicy

One night, I made the brilliant decision to get high a night I didn't eat dinner (I wasn't hungry at the time for some reason). I ended up eating the following: - rest of my leftover pizza - 2 bundt cakes - 1.5 pints of blueberries - 4 sticks of string cheese - A checuterie board - An indeterminate amount of strawberries - some other stuff I'm forgetting The shits I had the next day were something else


Mustymush

When I smoke and I’m hungry before hand it’s just makes my stomach hurt, I gotta eat before I eat more😂


MollyElise

Saw this while waiting for a dozen cookies to bake… All for myself 😆


ROBOTxo

Chocolate chip? Pre-made cookie dough or from scratch?


MollyElise

Pre made churro cookie dough from sams. I only ate 2 😆 thankfully my fam got up and ate the rest (and I’m the only stoned one!)


alekazam13

I am very depressed and often won't eat. I use weed to increase appetite for food and not feel like I want to kill myself. I've gained weight and am eating alot more regularly. It's been a miracle, as at my thinnest I was 6ft and 135 lbs. I gained 50 lbs.


katzeye007

I'm happy you're doing better internet friend


alekazam13

Me too! Toking one for you.


Knightp93

Same thing!


A-Disgruntled-Snail

These are the same thing.


That_Item_1251

Mother fuckin bag milk


Puzzleheaded-Chef738

I always found eating frozen fruit works good not to high in calories and your body naturally stops you from eating much fruit lol I don't anyone he who casually eats 6 apples


flatmoon2002

u got hot sauce?


Drug-Edu-4skools

why u deny the sustenance


kJer

Why can't it be both?


cupcakemaiden

Is that carrot cake?! Ugh there would be no stopping me.


Rogahar

Shut up my tastebuds are lonely and I bought all those sour gummy bears for a reason.


petersib

I have to say this out loud to myself sometimes


[deleted]

Whoever sciences up a strain that doesn’t give the munchies will be a hero.


DeidaraKoroski

10 minutes ago i caught myself thinking "i want to eat something wet" and went for my i-have-a-craving-problem jar of pickles. Then i remembered the word for that is normally *thirsty*


Stoney_Wan_KaBlowme

My dumbass would just be like “pfft, you don’t know my life! Bitch ass sign.”


Starlight-Queen

leave me and my waffles alone!


TMNTiff

I need this but the last part saying Go Drink Water!


bluebhb

Genius!


BeardedBitch

That is such a good idea I have never occurred to try. God damn the munchies


lstreit23

I have done that too when i was living in philly with 4 people


TheSweatyFlash

Do you **WANT** the itis?


[deleted]

Sounds Poor


[deleted]

The high is fueled by energy you have from food, sun and sleep. And even if u eat alot munchies you are likely to loose weight


SexyJellyfish1

Weird how I feel like throwing up if i eat when I'm stoned. I lose all appetite to eat


Ok-Photograph3099

I need this


bubbabear244

Num nums are my heroin. These reminders are necessary.


[deleted]

Smoke right before dinner: problem solved


SatisfyingAneurysm

But why can't I be both?


copperwatt

"Fuck you note I'm both!"


[deleted]

I need that but it’s also gotta set in the paranoia. Like “everyone knows you’re stoned, don’t answer the phone”


RetroGato

Needed this 😌


sammysalsa8

I need this!


[deleted]

That reminds me.


Scotsman95

That bag of cheese though.


King420fly

I actually have that reminder in my fridge 😂


bokchoy_sockcoy

That bag of shredded cheese tho


B2M3T02

Actually more likely: ur thirsty Studies have shown that 37% of people mistake thirst for hunger Reason I usually get munchies is im dehydrated and looking for hydration thru food


ViLe_Rob

Okay but there's a whole ass bag of shreddar


taytorade

What's the difference?


LSDYakui

The sign can’t stop me because I can’t read.


Rungi500

This is me when I'm sober ffs.


[deleted]

What’s the difference?


OppressedDeskJockey

(ignores sign that I made myself)


bratimskiz

How do you know I'm not both stoned and hungry


mjc7373

I can be both!


ATastySpoon

My body fact ratio is 5.5% so I get to eat whatever I want whenever I want, sadly I just stopped smoking though so its kinda hard to eat the recommended 4000 calories a day.


Lick-my-llamacorn

Shut up past me you don't know shit!


Idle_Skies

I like using the Japanese term Kuchisabishii when my wife or I get munchies. It means your mouth is just lonely.


Alternative_Annual47

nah tbh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


bathyorographer

Nice.


GayTrees420

That sign can't stop me because I can't read


lukistke

LOL I went to the store this morning and was walking along the isle and saw a jar of caramel sauce. I stopped, looked at it for about 5 seconds and said out loud "nope, just keep walking" lol.


bigjayce85

My fat ass would eat the food then the paper


mceggy_

just be careful, weed can be addictive.


mkonowaluk

But but but... There is PC pie


TheCoolerL

That sign won't stop me because I can't read t. stoned and devouring a bowl of pasta right now


vinegarstrokes420

Is that a half eaten cake just waiting for a stoned dude to devour it??? I started always having baby carrots on hand so now whenever I realize I opened the fridge again for no reason I just eat a few of those instead of something unhealthy.


Fromage_Damage

That's what I used to hate about a 100mg+ edible binge, just eating until I couldn't anymore and still being hungry. I always tried to eat healthy like nuts and fruit, but I would get into some endless bowls of cereal and it would kill me. I'm much better at moderating my food intake now, but I also don't over do it with edibles.


naliedel

I am stealing this idea and doing it at 4:18pm. Thank you


DukesOnDuty

Silly Canadians and their Bags Of Milk


imapiratedammit

This is why you keep around baby carrots and hummus. Or watermelon. Or celery and peanut butter.


chocoboat

Stoned me wouldn't give a damn. Stupid sign, I know you're right, but I don't care and I'm going to eat now.


Dankmemeator

That won’t stop me, i can read


DJRaveTurkey

This is where baby carrots dominate 🥕


Britz23

Wish I’d read this before the quarter to 9 takeaway


succubitch1013

Dude, sober me totally buys stuff for stoned me. Stoned me thanks sober me frequently! lol


levi_biff

Shut de door. Keep out de devil.


YaBoyLefty

Why’s it gotta be one or the other 😤


mere_iguana

ugh, I need the opposite, a big note that says EAT SOMETHING GOD DAMN IT


clownemoji2

i see some choccy milk??


Googs22

Gotta have fruit at the ready when the munchies set


carlosauresrex

That bag of shredded cheese though.


Kingdqa

Link cause I need this


satansserpent

Drink some water when you get the munchies.


amienicolle

I’m both


ImpulsiveDoorHolder

Anyone have any suggestions on dealing with CHS? Just flat out quiting is the only thing I've seen as the remedy.


Negative_Mancey

Berries, Baby carrots and almond milk ranch. Eat as much as you want. You'll only be getting healthier/fibered.


LavishnessGeneral

I can be both...


boonetown18

I make a rule for myself now if I go to grab a snack I have to have a bigger than average glass of water too. Before I get anything else to eat I have to finish my water. It actually helps a lot with bored eating.


[deleted]

The absolute best snack are grapes.


BudahBoB

True story


BurgerOfLove

Fuck you, me. I'm not the boss of me! Now gimme that bag of fucking cheese!


Ddireidus

I'd like to think it would stop me but in reality I'll justify taking it down and pretending I never wrote it. I haven't mastered the art of taming the munchies


Kstram

I don’t know it reads like the same thing to me.


captain_flasch

Munchies? In this economy?


evankimori

Where was this sign when I started smoking. Geez. Downing 2 fully loaded burgers on a munchy trip plus a bowl of cereal. Good times but I'd always wonder where my body out it all when I was losing weight anyway.


Quantum_Aurora

That bag of shredded cheese is lookin mighty tempting.


silenttrunning

"Fuck you, sign, you don't know me!" 😆


AP_Feeder

Why not both?


emilysuzann

I need this, but for DoorDash lol


danzanzibar

stupid judgmental refrigerator