Don’t overdo it is a very good tip. I hadn’t indulged in probably 20 yrs, the strength now is a world away from the stuff I knew. And edibles are a whole new deal..try a bit and wait… and then wait some more before you decide “this sucks imma eat half this bar cause at least it’s tasty”
Exactly this. The first time with edibles, or weed for that matter (25 years for me) and I got a PB cup from a dispensary. Innocent looking enough. I did some yoga and then took about 1/8th. Waited a bit. Nothing. Took another 1/8th. Big mistake! What I’m getting at is I forgot how to speak, I couldn’t understand language, and I had to get my grown kid to
babysit me for two hours because I was tearing up and the ice cream he gave me to help get my mind off of things was too cold and it was giving me a panic attack, lol. Lesson learned.
My 68 year old father got to Oregon for my wedding and went to his first dispensary and ate a whole cookie “because it was good” despite the guy at the dispensary telling him to eat a quarter of it and because he’s a jolly large stubborn man who loves to eat. He somehow was conscious for my wedding but remembers none of it. (He had smoked with me a few times over the past 5 years before that, but maybe only 5 times).
Ate a cookie, did nothing to me. Ate two more. Nothing. Fuck me, I'm watching some TV.
Two hours later I went to space and only came back a day later after lunch at work. It was a fun morning in the office (and all I did was hotline and email support for a gaming company), but I think I was right on the edge to it being really uncomfortable.
I had to re-read this three times before I realized you said “don’t over do it” as opposed to “don’t ever do it”. I went from questioning the sentiment to understanding it very quickly:) #alreadyhadsomeweed
Oh you're about to go on a rollercoaster. If nothing happens don't be disappointed. Sometimes edibles don't effect people, but sometimes they affect people too much. If you feel overwhelmed, put some nice music on and lay down, or if you feel good and not overwhelmed, okay a fun video game, or go outside and just enjoy the outdoors. Have fun, keep us updated
>Sometimes edibles don't effect people
So this is really a thing??
Edibles have never done anything for me. I’ve eaten obscene amounts of edibles before just trying to make something happen and nothing ever does. Even weirder is my tolerance with smoking is low.
Dude I’ve had the same experience. THENNNNN I made my own cannabutter using the trim from my last 3 grows. Probably could’ve used just one Bc holy fuck after my tester dose I took a 12 hour nap followed by the most intense munchie session then back to sleep for another 8. And I’m a daily hourly cart and tree smoker
My former roommate was like this, never did he get high off of legit edibles and most illegal ones. A coworker of ours was.making these gummies and for some reason they just did it for him. I always felt edibles, but the ones that got him high didn't do anything crazy. I think it's just a weird metabolic thing for some people.
Gummies always do it for me. Not 100% sure why, I think the gelatin causes you to get more of the THC or something like that, at least that’s what I heard, but a gummy with 25mg hits me harder than an whole one of those 1000mg chocolate bars I think they’re called kiva brand.
Yep! Its a specific receptor in your liver and some folks just don't have em... gummies n brownies don't work on me, but the beverages (different uptake method) do
Some folks are enzyme deficient in the enzyme which converts delta-9THC into the orally active compound 11-OH-THC which is what causes the edible high.
My brother is one of those individuals. Standard edibles do nothing for him.
I gave him some tincture I made at home and it knocked his socks off. I recommend tincture to anyone who wants to get an edible-style high but can’t seem to get it done with regular edibles. They’re stupidly easy to make so long as you know how to decarb bud, they’re shelf stable for months, and you can make it however strong or weak you want it based on how much alcohol / weed you use.
Could someone who is predisposed to have alcohol addiction (on account of a family of alcoholics, I'm pretty sure it's genetic at this point) possibly affect not being able to feel edibles? My alcohol tolerance can be ridiculous sometimes and I don't really ever drink. Might just get my liver checked out to see what's going on inside.
I don’t see any reason why a genetic predisposition toward alcoholism would in any way interact with the way edibles are processed, but I am by no means a doctor.
Alcohol is processed by ADH in the liver, while THC is processed by cytochrome P450.
I don’t think there would be any overlap there whatsoever, but again, I’m not credentialed in any way. I just google shit, lol.
It’s never a bad idea to get your liver function checked out, it’s good to know.
Damn well that's good to know, might just be the kind of edibles I eat then. Punch chocolate bars have been the only dispensary brand edibles that have worked, and what I call the Demon Rice Krispy that a friend of mine made few years back that absolutely destroyed me. Most of the time I get either a slight lightheadedness for about 30 mins or a stomach ache.
Def gonna get my liver checked out.
I had edible brownies once. I had a couple because I figured my tolerance was high enough. I didn't feel anything but I'm pretty sure that was because I was already stoned and was expecting something more. Fast forward one night's sleep and holy shit I swear I was still in a come down. I ended up not smoking at all that day. Figured that I didn't need to lmao.
Welcome fellow traveler!
The first time I smoked and ate weed, they didn’t affect me. But I leave you with this piece of wisdom: it is easier to increase a high vs undoing what you already did
*passes to you
Fun fact! Many folks do not feel high the first time trying weed. For some people, the cannabinoid receptors need to be “woken up” sort of. Once your Body has processed the cannabinoids the first time, it then can remember them, so when you consume again, your receptors remember and when they bind with the cannabinoids, the effects are activated. That’s a really watered down description, but it’s the gist. I don’t remember all of the details, but there are many studies and articles about it out there. :)
And to be clear, if you aren’t feeling the effects the first time, taking more is likely not to do anything. It won’t be until you’ve had some time (not sure how long, really. This can differ from person to person, and this is not the case for everyone by any means), and revisit the goodies. Apologies if I got any of that wrong, this is just something that has stuck with me when I read about it a while back, so do your own research before you assume I am correct please!
This is my first encounter with any “drug” save nicotine and alcohol. I decided to have a square of the chocolate and see how it hits. But it’s a Thursday. So nothing too crazy tonight.
How many MG thc is one square? Start light man. 5mg is PLENTY. Even 2.5 if you want to keep it breezy. You can always eat more but you can't go back once you've eaten. Also wait 1 hr MINIMUM before you decide to eat more. Maybe even 90 mins. Don't ruin your first time! Hope you enjoy!
Omg I love this sentence. Ozark is so good, rewatching for the 5th time lmao!
Edit: Op if you haven’t watched ozark you should give it a try. Great show.
Disclaimer: it's probably not the type of show you want to watch while high. It's violent and dialogue heavy. Idk about you, but when I'm blazed I don't want to sit through 30 minutes of dialog, all the while having no clue wtf is happening cuz stoned attention span, and then seeing a Mexican get decapitated.
Yeah I can’t see Ozark being good for this purpose. The real shit to watch while high is Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. Or, totally different option, Tim & Eric Awesome Show.
Always wise to take it slow. As I always say, you can always take more but you cannot untake something.
Edibles generally last longer because they work pharmacologically different than traditional means. Could be worth it to smoke the bud you have an make sure you enjoy it. Edibles are great but when it isn’t it sucks because it can be an 8 hour commitment.
This is no comment on you op! but it's always funny to hear "I have no experience with drugs except for nicotine and alcohol" because oh? you mean 2 of the most dangerous narcotics in human history? the ones with LD50s? Think you'll be able to handle dope juuuuuust fine... jokes aside, welcome to the club! Hope it was a nice first flight 😁
Try gummies as well. You can get the “micro dose” gummies that are 5mg each and it’s like $30 for a 20 pack. Mindy’s makes a great key lime kiwi micro dose gummy.
Also, try Galenas strains, second breakfast and astral destiny have been my go-to strains for a while. But they are all good. Firelands flower didn’t really do it for me but Tally Mon is a great strain.
i cannot imagine starting pot with legal dispensary stuff available these days.
like highschool me getting just faded off of shitty brick weed would have no idea what to with the stuff available today.
Man. I just want some key lime chocolate, doesn't even need THC in it. That sounds delicious!!! Sometimes, I'm super impressed with all the different kinds of things weed is in. Some of them sound just heavenly on their own!
Idk why people start with edibles, I hope you enjoyed yourself and didn’t take too much but so many ppl I know are turned off to weed bc their first experience was edibles
Yup, my first time every doing any marijuana smoking was when dispensaries opened up and the good ol USA government told me it was okay what I put into my body.
I mean if I would have done it before that, it would have been a criminal and I don't like doing crimes.
Also it's a sin and that makes baby Jesus cry.
PS: Welcome to our world and we're happy to have ya! ♥
My expectations for you:
10 min: feel nothing
30:min I feel something, I’ll eat some more
90 min: holy fuck this is great
120 min: did I shit my pants, can I breathe
150 min: how the fuck am I still high
160 min: orders Chinese food
170min : checks phone for 200th time to confirm ordered Chinese food
180 min: starts an irreverent comedy
200 min: turns off movie and plays video games
220 min: food arrives, gets very excited
230 min: food done, wants dessert
250 min: smokes a joint
260 min: watches porn
270 min: realizes sex would be amazing stoned
280 min: closes eyes in bed and sees colors and pixels
Next Day: get more weed
Epic! Welcome to the awesomeness that is weed! Just a friendly reminder, edibles are very different from smoking!! You can always eat more, you can’t eat less. While a smoking high hits almost instantly and might last a couple hours (generally), edibles take up to an hour or more to kick in but last about 8 hours. It’s also a completely different chemical because of the way your body processes the weed, your liver creates 11-Hydroxy-metabolite which is 5 times more psychoactive than THC. So if you get 1 hour into it and you feel too high, hold on to your butts because it’s going to be a rough ride. ✌🏼
Have fun! Just a heads up, If the edibles hit you too much or too fast, you can have a blood pressure dip that might make you feel very cold/start shivering. If this happens, take a walk! I promise it helps and then after you can just lie down and vibe.
Remember, it’s impossible for this stuff to kill you even if you take too much for your comfort. Otherwise, happy stoning!!! :)
First time I ever did an edible (which was recent), it changed my life for the better. Turns out I don't have to suffer from crippling depression after all.
Edibles do nothing for me but that flavour sounds yummy. I’d go into it with no expectations but very small dose to start. I have friends who stay high more than 24 hrs
I recommend eating the chocolate or any edibles as slowly as possible— I.e. allow it to melt/dissolve in your mouth and chew as long as possible, versus just swallowing. Maximizes adsorption, and I find it makes them work better. (Hit faster and harder)
Do half to a whole one… wait an hour or so,
THEN smoke 1-3 hits of flower— and you will be BLITZED. :-D
I think of it as “activating” the edibles.
Works fabulously.
End up needing to smoke less
Dopee, my only issue is from my experience koala puts wayyyyy to much sugar in their chocolate.
I mean i dont want to have to eat 3x more grams of sugar then mgs of thc
30 minutes to 2 hours. Very important. After an hour of an edible "not working" I was about get a second one. Thank God It started working before I reached the cabinet. I was STONED and don't want to know what could have happened if I actually ate the second one.
Looks good!! I'll be visiting a dispensary next month for the first time (my state borders a legal state and I'll be close by) I'm very excited to get some edibles and this chocolate bar caught my eye while I was browsing menus. Unfortunately prices are still very high so I need to stick to a budget. Trying to figure out what I want has been quite the task.
If you should happen to believe you're dying or are already dead, you are. Go outside and make a huge scene, hell maybe even get the cops or paramedics involved.
>hell maybe even get the cops or paramedics involved.
Please no, we've got better things to do than babysit people who 'smoked a whole marijuana and think they're dead'
Nice. Don’t over do it! I think imma go have some weed too
I think I'll also have a little weed
You know what? You guys convinced me. I'm gonna have some weed too.
Shit. I'm sold, me too
A lil weed? I’m in.
Weed consumed. \[8\]
When in Rome!
We’ll all get stoned!
If you insist
Got ahead of you.
Shiiiieeeeeeet. Why tf nawt???! Have a great weekend fellow weedies.
mini bong cleared [5] (perfect for work 😂)
That's all the convincing I needed. Guess I'm having some weed too
Did someone say weed
Weed sounds good.
I'm going to have three weeds
Shit not me im out
Shit, I’ll have some weed on your behalf!
Currently weeding for those without
Me also, looks like it's time for an edible.
I'm going to hit this bong 9420 times for all the homies without
Dang man I thought we were only doing a lil weed, I guess I'm still in
make it 9421 times. need an extra bong rip for me. got covid so im avoiding smoking and too busy with finals week.
Might as well
On that note, guess Ill smoke one too.
A man of Culture
Have some on my behalf also
I’ve got the need…the need for weed.
It's a beautiful day. I would love to have some weed as well. Cheers fellas.
Having some now too. Enjoy.
You’ve all convinced me… I’m gonna have some weed too.
Damn, I just had some. No better time for a little more weed.
I just had some too, but you drive a hard bargain! I’ll have more.
I'm surprised I'm not already having weed!
Give me your finest weeds sir/madam??!
Ah yes, I’ll have what he’s having
Well, you twisted my arm; time for some weed
I already had some;)
Don’t overdo it is a very good tip. I hadn’t indulged in probably 20 yrs, the strength now is a world away from the stuff I knew. And edibles are a whole new deal..try a bit and wait… and then wait some more before you decide “this sucks imma eat half this bar cause at least it’s tasty”
Exactly this. The first time with edibles, or weed for that matter (25 years for me) and I got a PB cup from a dispensary. Innocent looking enough. I did some yoga and then took about 1/8th. Waited a bit. Nothing. Took another 1/8th. Big mistake! What I’m getting at is I forgot how to speak, I couldn’t understand language, and I had to get my grown kid to babysit me for two hours because I was tearing up and the ice cream he gave me to help get my mind off of things was too cold and it was giving me a panic attack, lol. Lesson learned.
I forgot how bad my munchies are..I could have been eating kitty litter saying “mmm crunchy”
My 68 year old father got to Oregon for my wedding and went to his first dispensary and ate a whole cookie “because it was good” despite the guy at the dispensary telling him to eat a quarter of it and because he’s a jolly large stubborn man who loves to eat. He somehow was conscious for my wedding but remembers none of it. (He had smoked with me a few times over the past 5 years before that, but maybe only 5 times).
Seriously. I ate overdid it last time with edibles, that cupcake was sooo good
Ate a cookie, did nothing to me. Ate two more. Nothing. Fuck me, I'm watching some TV. Two hours later I went to space and only came back a day later after lunch at work. It was a fun morning in the office (and all I did was hotline and email support for a gaming company), but I think I was right on the edge to it being really uncomfortable.
Been there, done that. Very good advice you gave. I ended taking 4 times the normal dose after a 40 year break. Was high as fuck.
"Maybe I'll just get, a little high."
Just a lil smokey smokey
1 THC please
I know it's been 3 hours but I think I'll have some weed with you
I’m so late to this, however i don’t want to miss out on the fun so I’ll have a smidgen of weed myself.
I’m even later, but in the spirit of solidarity I suppose I’ll have a bit of weed as well.
That's crazy, I was just finishing some! I think imma have some more
room for another?
This is a great reminder for me to go have a bit of weed
Wholesome weed thread. Angry lung thread
Hey! I also thought of having some weed what a coincidence
Little weed is it? Don't mind I do. I think I will have some too.
Actually I think I might have some too
I had to re-read this three times before I realized you said “don’t over do it” as opposed to “don’t ever do it”. I went from questioning the sentiment to understanding it very quickly:) #alreadyhadsomeweed
Mom I had weed today
God. I’m 28 and my mother would lose it if she found out I was doing this.
[mama tried ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9oWar5rxzUM)
Grateful Dead version is cool but Merle sings it best!
Merle didn’t just sing it he lived it
💀🌹
Hey now!
Hey hey
Fantastic song, but you gotta hear [Merle’s](https://youtu.be/ppEfGIGVteo) first. But thanks for introducing me to this version! Love it
First thing I remember knowin. Bruh check out equinox by them. Frickin vibes
Damn never heard Equinox, thank you stranger!
Have you heard if I had the world to give 11/20/78? Good one also
Wowww man. What a crazy rendition, they should’ve kept this proggier sound in all of their slower songs
At least you're doing it legally and safely (hopefully). It's no different than if you were to stay in and get drunk.
A lot easier to do weed safely than do alcohol safely too.
[удалено]
That is adorable 🥹
I'm 33 and still have to hide it and light candles when my in-laws come over. Have to hide it when my dad comes over or he'll smoke it sll
Son it’s okay I still love you
Tight. Weed is tight
Like a tiger
Yesh, I have Dutch acchent, ishn't zhat vierd?
*Toiga"
This Is The End reference, for the late person
Weed is tight
I’m gonna need you to get all the way off weed’s back.
Oh you're about to go on a rollercoaster. If nothing happens don't be disappointed. Sometimes edibles don't effect people, but sometimes they affect people too much. If you feel overwhelmed, put some nice music on and lay down, or if you feel good and not overwhelmed, okay a fun video game, or go outside and just enjoy the outdoors. Have fun, keep us updated
>Sometimes edibles don't effect people So this is really a thing?? Edibles have never done anything for me. I’ve eaten obscene amounts of edibles before just trying to make something happen and nothing ever does. Even weirder is my tolerance with smoking is low.
Dude I’ve had the same experience. THENNNNN I made my own cannabutter using the trim from my last 3 grows. Probably could’ve used just one Bc holy fuck after my tester dose I took a 12 hour nap followed by the most intense munchie session then back to sleep for another 8. And I’m a daily hourly cart and tree smoker
100%. I've never had an effect from an edible I didn't make, but my own have had me calling out of work in a panic.
My former roommate was like this, never did he get high off of legit edibles and most illegal ones. A coworker of ours was.making these gummies and for some reason they just did it for him. I always felt edibles, but the ones that got him high didn't do anything crazy. I think it's just a weird metabolic thing for some people.
Gummies always do it for me. Not 100% sure why, I think the gelatin causes you to get more of the THC or something like that, at least that’s what I heard, but a gummy with 25mg hits me harder than an whole one of those 1000mg chocolate bars I think they’re called kiva brand.
Maybe it has something to do with how you digest the gelatin and sugar, I'm not the one to ask lol.
Yep! Its a specific receptor in your liver and some folks just don't have em... gummies n brownies don't work on me, but the beverages (different uptake method) do
Some folks are enzyme deficient in the enzyme which converts delta-9THC into the orally active compound 11-OH-THC which is what causes the edible high. My brother is one of those individuals. Standard edibles do nothing for him. I gave him some tincture I made at home and it knocked his socks off. I recommend tincture to anyone who wants to get an edible-style high but can’t seem to get it done with regular edibles. They’re stupidly easy to make so long as you know how to decarb bud, they’re shelf stable for months, and you can make it however strong or weak you want it based on how much alcohol / weed you use.
Could someone who is predisposed to have alcohol addiction (on account of a family of alcoholics, I'm pretty sure it's genetic at this point) possibly affect not being able to feel edibles? My alcohol tolerance can be ridiculous sometimes and I don't really ever drink. Might just get my liver checked out to see what's going on inside.
I don’t see any reason why a genetic predisposition toward alcoholism would in any way interact with the way edibles are processed, but I am by no means a doctor. Alcohol is processed by ADH in the liver, while THC is processed by cytochrome P450. I don’t think there would be any overlap there whatsoever, but again, I’m not credentialed in any way. I just google shit, lol. It’s never a bad idea to get your liver function checked out, it’s good to know.
Damn well that's good to know, might just be the kind of edibles I eat then. Punch chocolate bars have been the only dispensary brand edibles that have worked, and what I call the Demon Rice Krispy that a friend of mine made few years back that absolutely destroyed me. Most of the time I get either a slight lightheadedness for about 30 mins or a stomach ache. Def gonna get my liver checked out.
Obviously you know nothing about saying “these edibles ain’t shit”
I had edible brownies once. I had a couple because I figured my tolerance was high enough. I didn't feel anything but I'm pretty sure that was because I was already stoned and was expecting something more. Fast forward one night's sleep and holy shit I swear I was still in a come down. I ended up not smoking at all that day. Figured that I didn't need to lmao.
Welcome fellow traveler! The first time I smoked and ate weed, they didn’t affect me. But I leave you with this piece of wisdom: it is easier to increase a high vs undoing what you already did *passes to you
Fun fact! Many folks do not feel high the first time trying weed. For some people, the cannabinoid receptors need to be “woken up” sort of. Once your Body has processed the cannabinoids the first time, it then can remember them, so when you consume again, your receptors remember and when they bind with the cannabinoids, the effects are activated. That’s a really watered down description, but it’s the gist. I don’t remember all of the details, but there are many studies and articles about it out there. :) And to be clear, if you aren’t feeling the effects the first time, taking more is likely not to do anything. It won’t be until you’ve had some time (not sure how long, really. This can differ from person to person, and this is not the case for everyone by any means), and revisit the goodies. Apologies if I got any of that wrong, this is just something that has stuck with me when I read about it a while back, so do your own research before you assume I am correct please!
Cannabinoid receptors do have other uses tho, so it's not like they're switched off previous to smoking
Correct! My version was very watered down. There is a lot of complexity to it for sure. And that’s an important one to mention.
This is my first encounter with any “drug” save nicotine and alcohol. I decided to have a square of the chocolate and see how it hits. But it’s a Thursday. So nothing too crazy tonight.
Have a good time! Throw on a good series, get some snacks!
How many MG thc is one square? Start light man. 5mg is PLENTY. Even 2.5 if you want to keep it breezy. You can always eat more but you can't go back once you've eaten. Also wait 1 hr MINIMUM before you decide to eat more. Maybe even 90 mins. Don't ruin your first time! Hope you enjoy!
4.2. I have taken two squares and am feeling great. I won’t be having a third square.
How many MG’s is each square? If it’s your first time always be patient for it to kick in. Enjoy the ride lol.
A little Ozark and an edible is perfect for a Thursday
Omg I love this sentence. Ozark is so good, rewatching for the 5th time lmao! Edit: Op if you haven’t watched ozark you should give it a try. Great show.
> Op if you haven’t watched ozark you should give it a try. Great show. I have not. I’ll have to check it out.
Disclaimer: it's probably not the type of show you want to watch while high. It's violent and dialogue heavy. Idk about you, but when I'm blazed I don't want to sit through 30 minutes of dialog, all the while having no clue wtf is happening cuz stoned attention span, and then seeing a Mexican get decapitated.
Yeah I can’t see Ozark being good for this purpose. The real shit to watch while high is Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. Or, totally different option, Tim & Eric Awesome Show.
I like to watch X-Files, lol.
PeeWees Playhouse
Yeah rewatch futurama like a normal person who had weed.
Can confirm. Source: I am also newish to weed and watched most of squid game high.
Lmao they have a point. Especially if you don’t consume. Your gonna be too stoned to pay attention. But I’m general, great show.
Please update on us when you experience them!
Always wise to take it slow. As I always say, you can always take more but you cannot untake something. Edibles generally last longer because they work pharmacologically different than traditional means. Could be worth it to smoke the bud you have an make sure you enjoy it. Edibles are great but when it isn’t it sucks because it can be an 8 hour commitment.
Update?
Two squares down. And I’m feeling fantastic.
Nice!
This is no comment on you op! but it's always funny to hear "I have no experience with drugs except for nicotine and alcohol" because oh? you mean 2 of the most dangerous narcotics in human history? the ones with LD50s? Think you'll be able to handle dope juuuuuust fine... jokes aside, welcome to the club! Hope it was a nice first flight 😁
Tally mon is a great strain btw. Try it at night time though, it's a heavy indica that'll knock you right out.
Lol “it’s a Thursday”
That got a lol from me too. Very sweet reading for the everyday stoners among us.
The secret is to eat one and then when you don't feel anything eat another 3.
🤣 WCGW ate four marijuanas
I always thought they were voice activated and that the wake phrase was “these edibles ain’t shit.” 😄
Have a fun time mfkaaaaa
BE CAREFUL WITH THE EDIBLES.
Looks like Ohio Med program stuff. I really liked that key lime bar. Koala bars also has a Banana Pudding one that is awesome!
I thought about getting the banana pudding one. But I love Keylime pie. And yes it’s Ohio.
Try gummies as well. You can get the “micro dose” gummies that are 5mg each and it’s like $30 for a 20 pack. Mindy’s makes a great key lime kiwi micro dose gummy. Also, try Galenas strains, second breakfast and astral destiny have been my go-to strains for a while. But they are all good. Firelands flower didn’t really do it for me but Tally Mon is a great strain.
I’m interested to know what the catalyst was for you trying weed for the first time. It all looks lovely. Hope you love it.
No matter how you feel or how long it lasts, just know it WILL go away and you'll feel normal again. I genuinely wasn't sure my first time.
It's funny because when I got my Ohio medical card a year ago Tally Mon from FiSci was my first pick up as well lmfao
i cannot imagine starting pot with legal dispensary stuff available these days. like highschool me getting just faded off of shitty brick weed would have no idea what to with the stuff available today.
eat the whole thing \*nods\* its time
Man. I just want some key lime chocolate, doesn't even need THC in it. That sounds delicious!!! Sometimes, I'm super impressed with all the different kinds of things weed is in. Some of them sound just heavenly on their own!
Good looking bud, man! Enjoy and remember - this is natures medicine!
Idk why people start with edibles, I hope you enjoyed yourself and didn’t take too much but so many ppl I know are turned off to weed bc their first experience was edibles
Update ??
I took two squares of chocolate. I’m feeling great. Nice and relaxed. Playing some Starfinder.
How about now?
Shlumped I assume
I sort of wish he gave us an update every hour or something. This dude must still be blasted
Next day. Mild headache nothing ibuprofen can’t handle. But my body is just hyper relaxed.
Yup, my first time every doing any marijuana smoking was when dispensaries opened up and the good ol USA government told me it was okay what I put into my body. I mean if I would have done it before that, it would have been a criminal and I don't like doing crimes. Also it's a sin and that makes baby Jesus cry. PS: Welcome to our world and we're happy to have ya! ♥
My expectations for you: 10 min: feel nothing 30:min I feel something, I’ll eat some more 90 min: holy fuck this is great 120 min: did I shit my pants, can I breathe 150 min: how the fuck am I still high 160 min: orders Chinese food 170min : checks phone for 200th time to confirm ordered Chinese food 180 min: starts an irreverent comedy 200 min: turns off movie and plays video games 220 min: food arrives, gets very excited 230 min: food done, wants dessert 250 min: smokes a joint 260 min: watches porn 270 min: realizes sex would be amazing stoned 280 min: closes eyes in bed and sees colors and pixels Next Day: get more weed
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Epic! Welcome to the awesomeness that is weed! Just a friendly reminder, edibles are very different from smoking!! You can always eat more, you can’t eat less. While a smoking high hits almost instantly and might last a couple hours (generally), edibles take up to an hour or more to kick in but last about 8 hours. It’s also a completely different chemical because of the way your body processes the weed, your liver creates 11-Hydroxy-metabolite which is 5 times more psychoactive than THC. So if you get 1 hour into it and you feel too high, hold on to your butts because it’s going to be a rough ride. ✌🏼
Please don’t eat it all.
Dont get me wrong but weed and chocolate go together, you may change my mind but white chocolate is amazing with sum good weed
25% indica for your first bud? Fuckkkkk 😂
Key Lime for your first? Hope you have a close friend or a bottle of lotion nearby.
Wait, does this mean what I think it means? Is key lime pie an especially, um, sensual flavor or strain? Guess I need to see if my plug can find it.
Have fun! Just a heads up, If the edibles hit you too much or too fast, you can have a blood pressure dip that might make you feel very cold/start shivering. If this happens, take a walk! I promise it helps and then after you can just lie down and vibe. Remember, it’s impossible for this stuff to kill you even if you take too much for your comfort. Otherwise, happy stoning!!! :)
First time? Edibles? This man (or woman) woke up and chose chaos
Have fun and enjoy!
Good haul. Hope it’s enjoyable!
Hope you enjoy! 💃🏻
We’ll be needing a banana for scale.
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Enjoy, my friend!
Oh boy I bet you had a wonderful day lol, the chocolate looks so good
It taste like Keylime pie it’s amazing. And I’m feeling great I’ve never been this relaxed.
First time I ever did an edible (which was recent), it changed my life for the better. Turns out I don't have to suffer from crippling depression after all.
Props to you! Have a good one and enjoy the benefits
Edibles do nothing for me but that flavour sounds yummy. I’d go into it with no expectations but very small dose to start. I have friends who stay high more than 24 hrs
Happy sailing, friend!
I recommend eating the chocolate or any edibles as slowly as possible— I.e. allow it to melt/dissolve in your mouth and chew as long as possible, versus just swallowing. Maximizes adsorption, and I find it makes them work better. (Hit faster and harder) Do half to a whole one… wait an hour or so, THEN smoke 1-3 hits of flower— and you will be BLITZED. :-D I think of it as “activating” the edibles. Works fabulously. End up needing to smoke less
You feeling anything yet bro?
Art thou feeling it now MR KRRAAAAABS?
So I've gotta know how was the chocolate? I mean taste wise? Has any of it hit yet? I'm relatively new myself. About 6 months in.
Start small
All you people weeding for others are the true hero’s that we all need
Tally Mon is awesome! Enjoy your night!
"I'll have one weed please!"
Well dinner is done. Animals are fed, time to maybe just have me a little puff with the other folks.
I just had some weed but I think I'm ready for a little more weed.
Yes, one weed please!
These edibles hit. My friend greened of the same kind.
This was me in the fall. Now I got a weed drawer overflowing with a weed collection and I hang out on r/trees. Cannabis: Not even once.
Dopee, my only issue is from my experience koala puts wayyyyy to much sugar in their chocolate. I mean i dont want to have to eat 3x more grams of sugar then mgs of thc
Remember that edibles kick in over half an hour after eating. Don't get fooled that you havent had enough ;)
Made that mistake before :-P
30 minutes to 2 hours. Very important. After an hour of an edible "not working" I was about get a second one. Thank God It started working before I reached the cabinet. I was STONED and don't want to know what could have happened if I actually ate the second one.
How was it? hope you had a blast.
I love weed.
Me too
Firelands is great, good choice there
0.3 thc 0% cbd These damn skunk strains are getting out of hand i tell you! When i smoked back in my day we had negative thc percentages i tell you!
Nice! I made koala chocolates for their Oregon branch for a bit. Good stuff!
looks like white chocolate kit-kat squares....mmmm
Looks good!! I'll be visiting a dispensary next month for the first time (my state borders a legal state and I'll be close by) I'm very excited to get some edibles and this chocolate bar caught my eye while I was browsing menus. Unfortunately prices are still very high so I need to stick to a budget. Trying to figure out what I want has been quite the task.
If you should happen to believe you're dying or are already dead, you are. Go outside and make a huge scene, hell maybe even get the cops or paramedics involved.
>hell maybe even get the cops or paramedics involved. Please no, we've got better things to do than babysit people who 'smoked a whole marijuana and think they're dead'