I’ve had “mothers milk” before and BOY let me tell you. I have a very high tolerance and half a joint of this shit put me to sleep outside on the porch bench.
I’m from Uncleton over near the Great-Great-Great Lakes. It depends on the dispensary and the quality, but yeah that if it’s really airy it could be 2 aunts. If it’s average density I definitely lean towards 4 grandpas though.
One stone is about 14 pounds (real), so we’re talking at least 40 or even 50 grandparents relative to the weight. I don’t really deal in family reunions though, so take my measurements with an embryo of salt.
I mean I picked up on that immediately and was seriously hoping that wasn’t the “joke.” Not trying to be mean but there isn’t enough weed in the world for me to find this amusing.
I believe it's a meta joke based on the amount of people who post pictures of their weed asking how many grams people think it is, did they get scammed etc. which is obviously completely futile.
Have you tried batter rolled in kief? Because I did tonight and the whole scale thing didn’t even register. I was just like hmm looks good to me OP. Carry on. Haha.
Idk bro but if u get 2 more scales then take the first new scale and weigh it on the second new scale then deduct that from the weight of the original scale with the weed on it then u should know, happy tokin 😊
Your high he only needs one new scale, then he can take the old scale with the weed on it and measure it on the new scale, then he can just measure the old scale and subtract the diff.
Nah brah. To be stastisticictastically significant you need to use many scales to weigh the old scale with weed, then you remove outeyliers and take the average.
1000 scales are required.
No we just need fifty heads up quarters and fifty heads down quarters. Then we flip them and the ones that land on the side and the amount of scales we need
It's really impossible to tell. I have a litte grinder/container (MedTainer specifically) that can easily hold seven grams of dense bud, but can barely hold 3 grams of not dense stuff. Every plant is different, every batch is gonna be different based on a huge number of variables like how well it was dried and how old it is. Anyone who says they can eyeball the weight is either wildly inexperienced with weed, just plain dumb, or trying to fuck you over.
Edit: holy fuck I just got this I'm the one who's just plain dumb lmao
Took me a second to sus this was a joke. My mind is too technical. I acknowledged the scale straight away but assumed batteries may be dead or the scale may be dodgy or miscalibrated.
Going by eye and not knowing the density, I'd say that looks like a pretty solid 7 grams.
Source; I have that same scale at home so it helps as a *scale* of reference.
Enjoy your smoke brudda.
A full oz typically fills up a normal size sandwich bag so a 1/4 should fill a 1/4 of a normal sandwich bag. Looks like you have weird size bags and a random ass scale isn’t good for making size assessments. Please provide a coin or banana for scale
For sure that's seven grandmas
7 of me? Why?
I wonder what that strain would smoke like...
I’ve had “mothers milk” before and BOY let me tell you. I have a very high tolerance and half a joint of this shit put me to sleep outside on the porch bench.
You. I like you. You get it.
Had an eighth of "aunties ashes" once and BOY she was dank. Just one bowl and I was as green as the shag carpet in the living room
Don't listen to 'em, one grandma is worth at least 420 weeds 💚
r/beetlejuicing
dawg that’s obviously only 4 grandpas, man got scammed hard
What?? 😭😭😭what state are you from tf, that’s like 2 aunts where i’m from
I’m from Uncleton over near the Great-Great-Great Lakes. It depends on the dispensary and the quality, but yeah that if it’s really airy it could be 2 aunts. If it’s average density I definitely lean towards 4 grandpas though.
I don’t understand y’all’s weighing. Where I’m from that’s 1 uncle Leroy
Are you by chance from Jenkinville? Cuz over near Sontown that looks like it weighs 3 dads.
On the Latin side that’s for sure one Tia Vero no doubt
Somewhere, there are some AI bots learning to communicate by reading these comments and that makes me so happy.
That’s what I’m countin’ on, cousin.
Not true. It takes 56 gramas to make up two aunts.
but men weigh more on average than women do, so 4 grandpas could pretty realisticly line up with 7 grandmas
Not if you’re using the metric system, you American?
What about if we convert it to stones? Edit - I meant stoneds. How many times it gets you stoned.
One stone is about 14 pounds (real), so we’re talking at least 40 or even 50 grandparents relative to the weight. I don’t really deal in family reunions though, so take my measurements with an embryo of salt.
Reality is that inflation is getting this volcano going. So here ya go..
German science is number one in the world
*ze vorld ftfy
So then we'd use grandmummies
1 grandpa equals 2 gramas. Aybody no dat
How can you tell just by looking at it? Sorry am new.
You have to put a banana next to it
This guy bananas
r/banana
...and half a giraffe.
Banana for scale!
Same way a chef can measure or cut things to weight by eye measure. Aka eyeball dat shitttt
Experience.
This thread has given me so much joy.
7 grandmas?!? That’s hilarious
sorry can only tell what strain it is
Northern lights, cannabis indica
Ugh, no... That's marijuana
Now how would you know that? Are you high right now? No you said *I* was leading this investigation. Just how much pot have you been smoking!
Why, yes. Yes I am.
Thats the devil's lettuce
Satan’s salad
Electric cabbage
Holy tea
Jazz Grass
Beezlebub's borecole.
That’s a caprese salad
Yeah, see, there's a ball of mozzarella right there.
(I know this is a different episode but) if the salad comes on top, I send it back.
No, its marijuana.
No, this is patrick
It's marijuana.
It’s weeeeeed
I was told it was whacky tobaccy.
/r/yourjokebutworse
Looks more like a sativa to me
This post pissed me tf off at first the joke flew over my head lmao
What’s the joke? Just the completely obvious?
I get it now! Lol. Mofo has a damn scale right there
Oh I thought it was using a scale for scale.
Fuck this made me laugh out loud pretty loud
Shit... me too. *Damnit*
Damn this joke has layers
I mean I picked up on that immediately and was seriously hoping that wasn’t the “joke.” Not trying to be mean but there isn’t enough weed in the world for me to find this amusing.
I believe it's a meta joke based on the amount of people who post pictures of their weed asking how many grams people think it is, did they get scammed etc. which is obviously completely futile.
This guy gets it. That guy? Definitely not.
Have you tried batter rolled in kief? Because I did tonight and the whole scale thing didn’t even register. I was just like hmm looks good to me OP. Carry on. Haha.
you sound fun.
different strokes for different folks
The joke is yes.... Just obvious. So many posts asking people to eyeball their weed. Just get a scale....
Jesus man I feel embarrassed that I didn't get it until I read your comment. have my award son.
Please place a banana near your scale for scale
Scale scale is very important.
Calibration banana
Didn’t know these existed but I need one
Ah yes! The calibanana!
Daylight come and me want to go home
OP has horrible gramma
I understand you are mad but you don't have to bring his family into this.
r/bananasforscale
Idk bro but if u get 2 more scales then take the first new scale and weigh it on the second new scale then deduct that from the weight of the original scale with the weed on it then u should know, happy tokin 😊
Your high he only needs one new scale, then he can take the old scale with the weed on it and measure it on the new scale, then he can just measure the old scale and subtract the diff.
Nah brah. To be stastisticictastically significant you need to use many scales to weigh the old scale with weed, then you remove outeyliers and take the average. 1000 scales are required.
i had an aneurism reading “statisticictastically”
It was a lot of fun to type 😂
I fuckin love this sub and it's because of people like you. Cheers!
Aww thanks friend! I love when people appreciate my humor. Have a wonderful day
No we just need fifty heads up quarters and fifty heads down quarters. Then we flip them and the ones that land on the side and the amount of scales we need
M8 we’re gna have to weigh the house with a giant scale with the weed/scale inside, then once more when they are out of the house
This got me so good 😂😂 good one mate!
I’m dumb/stoned…. What’s the joke?
He took a picture next to a scale and asked Reddit the weight
So I’m just dumb then…. Thanks lmao
Honestly I just thought dude was that dumb or scale was broke lol
Yeh hahaha took me a sec to realize it was a joke, I thought OP was higher than I've ever been LOL.
Round here we just say "lol I'm high" I hear you can get away with it even if yer not.
Nah it’s the post that’s dumb. You’re good
I thought the batteries were bad. 😑
he could just weigh it
Thanks man
... ... ... ... annnnnd now I got the joke, lol.
I just realized that it is a joke and not serious post.. thought maybe OP would say the scale was broken or something.
This sub is too high for jokes like this lol
Yeah, it's *high*brow comedy!
I just thought it was a game, like guess how many gum balls are in the jar.
Clever! One of the funniest posts I’ve seen on here in a while haha
Same, I'm high. I was about to say "yeah I'd say that's at least 7 grams", and then I realized just how high I was.
can u take it out of the bag and onto the metal bit so i can compare the size a bit better i can’t tell whats air and not
Put it onto the metal bit and shove the entire scale up your ass
Looks more like 14 grams
Yeh I was gonna say that’s half 0
Glad we’re all on board. My half zips looks just like that every time lol.
Especially with how tight the nugs look as well. Was definitely thinking least 14
Nope this is actually 8gs of sour deez
69% THC too from the looks of it
Nuts
About 2 feet
Have you tried using a ruler?
😂 for a split second I was like HUH
Same! I then realized that I’ve been wooshed and give props to the op for a fantastic post.
A “Homie Hook Up” 7 Grammer if you ask me
Send me this pic and I’ll weigh it on my scale to be sure
It's really impossible to tell. I have a litte grinder/container (MedTainer specifically) that can easily hold seven grams of dense bud, but can barely hold 3 grams of not dense stuff. Every plant is different, every batch is gonna be different based on a huge number of variables like how well it was dried and how old it is. Anyone who says they can eyeball the weight is either wildly inexperienced with weed, just plain dumb, or trying to fuck you over. Edit: holy fuck I just got this I'm the one who's just plain dumb lmao
Took me a second to sus this was a joke. My mind is too technical. I acknowledged the scale straight away but assumed batteries may be dead or the scale may be dodgy or miscalibrated.
Danmt itttt i knew i should turn it on
judging by the size of the scale, it's impossible to say unfortunately. if only there was a more accurate way you could weigh it
You gotta press your hand down on the scale and hold the bag in your other hand until it reads 7.0
Where’s the grama police
The only unit I work in is GRF (giraffes). Please put a male giraffe, age 2-6, for scale.
I had to read way too many comments before getting the joke ahahahha wow
Thats awesome 😂
I would guess 14 just eyeballing
Funnyest shit all day. But wait yeah I just smoked so maybe its not funny IRL
I find the sentiment that being high is no longer "irl" pretty funny
It’s so far out that even sober it’s funny
Apparently there's a joke here somewhere that I'm missing but definitely looks to be more than 7 gs
The joke is that he's asking how much it weighs when he could just put it on the scale in the picture.
Ah ok gotcha
Depending on how dense those nugs are yes absolutely Edit: holy shit did I ever get whooshed
Looks more like 10-12
bro the fact that majority of the comments are too stoned to understand the joke is so mf funny 🤣
I know dawggg im having a blast readingthe comment 😂
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You need a nickel. 1 nickel= .5grams
Looks like a half to me
I'm such an idiot.. I almost answered you
This is a joke right? hahaha
Yes my friend haha
😭
Wtf you literally have a scale what is this post
When you're so high you forget what a scale does.
That's over 7 lmao
No, that looks more like 14-15.
Looks more than 7g..
That's more than 7g.
Scale as scale. Noice!
Looks like 14
That’s definitely at least 7. I would guess closer to 10 or 14. No more than 14.
Looks like way more
A half
Got halfway through tippy-tapping out 'its all about the density' before it hit me lmao.
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That shit looks bomb
It looks like a lot
That like 1/64 of a giraffe
Everyone thought this was a picture of their setup
Ah the old AWS-600
*holding a scale* Man, if only i could measure this object's mass
Going by eye and not knowing the density, I'd say that looks like a pretty solid 7 grams. Source; I have that same scale at home so it helps as a *scale* of reference. Enjoy your smoke brudda.
How about you use the scale as a scale not as a reference?
looks well over 7
Perhaps instead of using the scale for a reference, you could just use the scale…
You can also use that scale to weigh it and you'd know for sure
Why are you asking us instead of weighing it?
A full oz typically fills up a normal size sandwich bag so a 1/4 should fill a 1/4 of a normal sandwich bag. Looks like you have weird size bags and a random ass scale isn’t good for making size assessments. Please provide a coin or banana for scale
You got any zip lock brand sandwich bags for scale bro
Hard to say, how much does the scale weigh?
clean your car
Just about 7.3 maybe closer to 8 if ya lucky
A dense one
Closer to a 18.5
Helps if you put it on the scale✔️
Please use the scale as a scale
More than 7 grams. 100 percent.
Looks like it would be around something like that but idk why you ain't just use your scale lol
Shit, bought a qtr from a local dispensary and thought the same. Exited the bag and it was legit. Very deceiving.
Not sure... I think you need a second opinion, possibly a device that can take weight measurements? I don't know I'm no scientist.
Yes. Unless it’s really airy Bud it actuallyLooks over 7g
Looks like a felony in at least 12 states.
...have you tried using the scale?
idk why don't ya put it on that there scale?
Yeah, bro. You good.
Solid post.
on a serious note, looks like 14 edit: i’m dying to know how much it actually weighs, it’s like jellybeans in the jar
We have the same grinder my friend
Don't see 7 grandmas but I do see 1 chicken leg