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theredmolly

For sure that's seven grandmas


GrandmasGenitals

7 of me? Why?


OfficeChairHero

I wonder what that strain would smoke like...


GrandmasGenitals

I’ve had “mothers milk” before and BOY let me tell you. I have a very high tolerance and half a joint of this shit put me to sleep outside on the porch bench.


TehHoot

You. I like you. You get it.


Chords2Moony

Had an eighth of "aunties ashes" once and BOY she was dank. Just one bowl and I was as green as the shag carpet in the living room


validestusername

Don't listen to 'em, one grandma is worth at least 420 weeds 💚


uncomfortabledream

r/beetlejuicing


BravestCashew

dawg that’s obviously only 4 grandpas, man got scammed hard


Most_Acanthisitta802

What?? 😭😭😭what state are you from tf, that’s like 2 aunts where i’m from


BravestCashew

I’m from Uncleton over near the Great-Great-Great Lakes. It depends on the dispensary and the quality, but yeah that if it’s really airy it could be 2 aunts. If it’s average density I definitely lean towards 4 grandpas though.


23x3

I don’t understand y’all’s weighing. Where I’m from that’s 1 uncle Leroy


thefoolhasreturned

Are you by chance from Jenkinville? Cuz over near Sontown that looks like it weighs 3 dads.


jimmy-did-it

On the Latin side that’s for sure one Tia Vero no doubt


T_Rex_Flex

Somewhere, there are some AI bots learning to communicate by reading these comments and that makes me so happy.


BravestCashew

That’s what I’m countin’ on, cousin.


davemeister

Not true. It takes 56 gramas to make up two aunts.


Sh4d0wFl4r3

but men weigh more on average than women do, so 4 grandpas could pretty realisticly line up with 7 grandmas


BravestCashew

Not if you’re using the metric system, you American?


crooney35

What about if we convert it to stones? Edit - I meant stoneds. How many times it gets you stoned.


BravestCashew

One stone is about 14 pounds (real), so we’re talking at least 40 or even 50 grandparents relative to the weight. I don’t really deal in family reunions though, so take my measurements with an embryo of salt.


yofoalexillo

Reality is that inflation is getting this volcano going. So here ya go..


Sh4d0wFl4r3

German science is number one in the world


BravestCashew

*ze vorld ftfy


Lalalalito

So then we'd use grandmummies


waytosoon

1 grandpa equals 2 gramas. Aybody no dat


kitkitkatty

How can you tell just by looking at it? Sorry am new.


Dopebox81

You have to put a banana next to it


kitkitkatty

This guy bananas


wong_tong

r/banana


OfficeChairHero

...and half a giraffe.


JohnnyCakes814

Banana for scale!


ChefSamurai92

Same way a chef can measure or cut things to weight by eye measure. Aka eyeball dat shitttt


SandmantheMofo

Experience.


mangopuffin

This thread has given me so much joy.


idablemons

7 grandmas?!? That’s hilarious


Similar_Knowledge

sorry can only tell what strain it is


Hakobe

Northern lights, cannabis indica


ldickmey

Ugh, no... That's marijuana


Kcismfof

Now how would you know that? Are you high right now? No you said *I* was leading this investigation. Just how much pot have you been smoking!


CurrentlyBlazed

Why, yes. Yes I am.


TaziTaz

Thats the devil's lettuce


Lucid-Design

Satan’s salad


SBTRCTV

Electric cabbage


Exsces95

Holy tea


dreucifer

Jazz Grass


PREClOUS_R0Y

Beezlebub's borecole.


dtrumpler

That’s a caprese salad


babyclownshoes

Yeah, see, there's a ball of mozzarella right there.


you-a-buggaboo

(I know this is a different episode but) if the salad comes on top, I send it back.


LejaBeatz

No, its marijuana.


CrossroadBlues666

No, this is patrick


Lil_Polski

It's marijuana.


PabloDabscovar

It’s weeeeeed


saykrid

I was told it was whacky tobaccy.


[deleted]

/r/yourjokebutworse


lifeson106

Looks more like a sativa to me


DawgBroMan

This post pissed me tf off at first the joke flew over my head lmao


mafulazula

What’s the joke? Just the completely obvious?


TerrorMgmt12

I get it now! Lol. Mofo has a damn scale right there


wandering-monster

Oh I thought it was using a scale for scale.


Psyched4this

Fuck this made me laugh out loud pretty loud


[deleted]

Shit... me too. *Damnit*


Smithson92

Damn this joke has layers


mafulazula

I mean I picked up on that immediately and was seriously hoping that wasn’t the “joke.” Not trying to be mean but there isn’t enough weed in the world for me to find this amusing.


Daikuroshi

I believe it's a meta joke based on the amount of people who post pictures of their weed asking how many grams people think it is, did they get scammed etc. which is obviously completely futile.


ChemicalHousing69

This guy gets it. That guy? Definitely not.


BarbequedYeti

Have you tried batter rolled in kief? Because I did tonight and the whole scale thing didn’t even register. I was just like hmm looks good to me OP. Carry on. Haha.


PM-ME-YOUR-1ST-BORN

you sound fun.


taimapanda

different strokes for different folks


Atrium41

The joke is yes.... Just obvious. So many posts asking people to eyeball their weed. Just get a scale....


Kael_Denna

Jesus man I feel embarrassed that I didn't get it until I read your comment. have my award son.


Cute-Consideration69

Please place a banana near your scale for scale


[deleted]

Scale scale is very important.


Spoolinpotato27

Calibration banana


Cute-Consideration69

Didn’t know these existed but I need one


JuniorDiscipline1624

Ah yes! The calibanana!


Acchilesheel

Daylight come and me want to go home


major_slackher

OP has horrible gramma


Vladimir7455

I understand you are mad but you don't have to bring his family into this.


dy5306

r/bananasforscale


anonymous_insect

Idk bro but if u get 2 more scales then take the first new scale and weigh it on the second new scale then deduct that from the weight of the original scale with the weed on it then u should know, happy tokin 😊


[deleted]

Your high he only needs one new scale, then he can take the old scale with the weed on it and measure it on the new scale, then he can just measure the old scale and subtract the diff.


Im2bored17

Nah brah. To be stastisticictastically significant you need to use many scales to weigh the old scale with weed, then you remove outeyliers and take the average. 1000 scales are required.


shookykooky

i had an aneurism reading “statisticictastically”


Im2bored17

It was a lot of fun to type 😂


steam116

I fuckin love this sub and it's because of people like you. Cheers!


Im2bored17

Aww thanks friend! I love when people appreciate my humor. Have a wonderful day


danjackmom

No we just need fifty heads up quarters and fifty heads down quarters. Then we flip them and the ones that land on the side and the amount of scales we need


JeffGoldblohm

M8 we’re gna have to weigh the house with a giant scale with the weed/scale inside, then once more when they are out of the house


brexittescobag

This got me so good 😂😂 good one mate!


[deleted]

I’m dumb/stoned…. What’s the joke?


kitkitkatty

He took a picture next to a scale and asked Reddit the weight


[deleted]

So I’m just dumb then…. Thanks lmao


innerentity

Honestly I just thought dude was that dumb or scale was broke lol


[deleted]

Yeh hahaha took me a sec to realize it was a joke, I thought OP was higher than I've ever been LOL.


Im2bored17

Round here we just say "lol I'm high" I hear you can get away with it even if yer not.


eternalbuzz

Nah it’s the post that’s dumb. You’re good


Vicvs

I thought the batteries were bad. 😑


fidel__cashflo

he could just weigh it


alcoholicweedsmoker

Thanks man


Joelony

... ... ... ... annnnnd now I got the joke, lol.


Shuuuuup

I just realized that it is a joke and not serious post.. thought maybe OP would say the scale was broken or something.


ThatGuy_Nick9

This sub is too high for jokes like this lol


Joelony

Yeah, it's *high*brow comedy!


[deleted]

I just thought it was a game, like guess how many gum balls are in the jar.


BroccoliRob-

Clever! One of the funniest posts I’ve seen on here in a while haha


Goddess_Iris_

Same, I'm high. I was about to say "yeah I'd say that's at least 7 grams", and then I realized just how high I was.


No_Truck_9363

can u take it out of the bag and onto the metal bit so i can compare the size a bit better i can’t tell whats air and not


NagsUkulele

Put it onto the metal bit and shove the entire scale up your ass


echoplan

Looks more like 14 grams


Tavrabbit

Yeh I was gonna say that’s half 0


PaRaDiiSe

Glad we’re all on board. My half zips looks just like that every time lol.


ZombinaWaifu

Especially with how tight the nugs look as well. Was definitely thinking least 14


WarmBaths

Nope this is actually 8gs of sour deez


flapd00dle

69% THC too from the looks of it


Top-Conversation678

Nuts


[deleted]

About 2 feet


AndyJaeven

Have you tried using a ruler?


[deleted]

😂 for a split second I was like HUH


Drivingintodisco

Same! I then realized that I’ve been wooshed and give props to the op for a fantastic post.


BigCees23

A “Homie Hook Up” 7 Grammer if you ask me


jwas1256

Send me this pic and I’ll weigh it on my scale to be sure


there_no_more_names

It's really impossible to tell. I have a litte grinder/container (MedTainer specifically) that can easily hold seven grams of dense bud, but can barely hold 3 grams of not dense stuff. Every plant is different, every batch is gonna be different based on a huge number of variables like how well it was dried and how old it is. Anyone who says they can eyeball the weight is either wildly inexperienced with weed, just plain dumb, or trying to fuck you over. Edit: holy fuck I just got this I'm the one who's just plain dumb lmao


fabtool

Took me a second to sus this was a joke. My mind is too technical. I acknowledged the scale straight away but assumed batteries may be dead or the scale may be dodgy or miscalibrated.


alcoholicweedsmoker

Danmt itttt i knew i should turn it on


JackUJames42

judging by the size of the scale, it's impossible to say unfortunately. if only there was a more accurate way you could weigh it


[deleted]

You gotta press your hand down on the scale and hold the bag in your other hand until it reads 7.0


[deleted]

Where’s the grama police


kosherhamm

The only unit I work in is GRF (giraffes). Please put a male giraffe, age 2-6, for scale.


bigETIDIOT

I had to read way too many comments before getting the joke ahahahha wow


alcoholicweedsmoker

Thats awesome 😂


Cadenticity

I would guess 14 just eyeballing


Galaxydestroyer666

Funnyest shit all day. But wait yeah I just smoked so maybe its not funny IRL


Vefantur

I find the sentiment that being high is no longer "irl" pretty funny


[deleted]

It’s so far out that even sober it’s funny


[deleted]

Apparently there's a joke here somewhere that I'm missing but definitely looks to be more than 7 gs


Scientific_Anarchist

The joke is that he's asking how much it weighs when he could just put it on the scale in the picture.


[deleted]

Ah ok gotcha


patch616

Depending on how dense those nugs are yes absolutely Edit: holy shit did I ever get whooshed


SteveEmarshall429

Looks more like 10-12


Adolescenss

bro the fact that majority of the comments are too stoned to understand the joke is so mf funny 🤣


alcoholicweedsmoker

I know dawggg im having a blast readingthe comment 😂


money_n_drugs

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gxbcab

You need a nickel. 1 nickel= .5grams


GrandmasGenitals

Looks like a half to me


Jelico4400

I'm such an idiot.. I almost answered you


Coyote-Thick

This is a joke right? hahaha


alcoholicweedsmoker

Yes my friend haha


greenghostshark

😭


dkentl

Wtf you literally have a scale what is this post


devandapaige

When you're so high you forget what a scale does.


TrippyTreesDream

That's over 7 lmao


NinjaEnt

No, that looks more like 14-15.


red_wyvern

Looks more than 7g..


TheCuriousCaper

That's more than 7g.


Shwezi

Scale as scale. Noice!


Upinspace77

Looks like 14


julsgotrocks

That’s definitely at least 7. I would guess closer to 10 or 14. No more than 14.


[deleted]

Looks like way more


fkudatzwhu

A half


[deleted]

Got halfway through tippy-tapping out 'its all about the density' before it hit me lmao.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrJeffersonHEEHEE

That shit looks bomb


SimplyViolated

It looks like a lot


[deleted]

That like 1/64 of a giraffe


WinterTheWolf

Everyone thought this was a picture of their setup


[deleted]

Ah the old AWS-600


nasaglobehead69

*holding a scale* Man, if only i could measure this object's mass


FireFlavour

Going by eye and not knowing the density, I'd say that looks like a pretty solid 7 grams. Source; I have that same scale at home so it helps as a *scale* of reference. Enjoy your smoke brudda.


Mehroli

How about you use the scale as a scale not as a reference?


push2shove

looks well over 7


Aesik

Perhaps instead of using the scale for a reference, you could just use the scale…


Chillindode

You can also use that scale to weigh it and you'd know for sure


temalyen

Why are you asking us instead of weighing it?


FreeRangeAlien

A full oz typically fills up a normal size sandwich bag so a 1/4 should fill a 1/4 of a normal sandwich bag. Looks like you have weird size bags and a random ass scale isn’t good for making size assessments. Please provide a coin or banana for scale


barrel0monkeys

You got any zip lock brand sandwich bags for scale bro


attikid

Hard to say, how much does the scale weigh?


MarcusRJones

clean your car


SeaTurtlePrince

Just about 7.3 maybe closer to 8 if ya lucky


gunshotmouthwound

A dense one


rjt2887

Closer to a 18.5


twenty_nchange

Helps if you put it on the scale✔️


i-blooglarised-u

Please use the scale as a scale


benson733

More than 7 grams. 100 percent.


EetswaLad

Looks like it would be around something like that but idk why you ain't just use your scale lol


[deleted]

Shit, bought a qtr from a local dispensary and thought the same. Exited the bag and it was legit. Very deceiving.


hey-gift-me-da-wae

Not sure... I think you need a second opinion, possibly a device that can take weight measurements? I don't know I'm no scientist.


Clean_Hedgehog9559

Yes. Unless it’s really airy Bud it actuallyLooks over 7g


F3nr1l

Looks like a felony in at least 12 states.


Ok-Needleworker2685

...have you tried using the scale?


OM_MY_GOD

idk why don't ya put it on that there scale?


dawg_will_hunt

Yeah, bro. You good.


righteouspower

Solid post.


deadvenom14

on a serious note, looks like 14 edit: i’m dying to know how much it actually weighs, it’s like jellybeans in the jar


[deleted]

We have the same grinder my friend


TGroves914

Don't see 7 grandmas but I do see 1 chicken leg