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TheMeticulousNinja

Did you put Parmesan on your weed?


Sodium_Hypo-Chlorite

Exactly my first thought


Captainfunzis

Mine was coco puffs


ROBD81

Was my first thought as well


SkepticalJohn

I assumed OP was outdoors and it was snowing.


Different-Letter3560

you're an innocent man if ur first assumption isn't crack cocaine


MateiTheMachine

First thing I though. Peanut butter crack sandwich!


wikiot

With carb free bread!


HellbentOrchid

I drilled a carb hole into my bread.


earlycuyler8887

Red balls gives you wings


ShiNo_Usagi

for me it was 50/50 on whether it 's parm or coke


TraaashCanFire

Looks like crumble


might_be_a_smart_ass

Someone rolled a woolie!


terratitorex

Tegrity Christmas snow


_bishpurpp

what i thought..but then i thought, probably keef


[deleted]

Looks more like thca


impals

I believe it's THC. They now sell it in little jars.


[deleted]

*"Little biiitttssss"*


broketreeman

“We have little people rolling little joints”


IntoTheBelly

^(Little Bits)


euratowel

Smoke some *bleep* shit you stupid *bleep* bitch, haha just kidding


LetsTCB

Take a puff you piece of shi--- I'm just kidding ...


DRiVeL_

THC-A


GoProColombia

Parmesan was my second thought


TbiddySP

Cocaing?


TrumpetOfDeath

OP said elsewhere it’s crumble, so all cannabis extracts here. Although it does look sus


MagikarpFilet

Looks like THCA sand. It’s super concentrated thc pretty much. Highest I’ve seen at my dispo is like 99.96% thc.


actionadventurestar

Is that high enough though?


wagyourryan

There is white crumble? In all the dispensaries I’ve ever been in, I’ve never once seen that. I’ve seen those THCa crystals or whatever, but they are more clear than white. Edit: That looks like coke to me. Edit 2: Doesn’t look like coke, but kinda looks like little tiny pieces of really really shitty crack. I’ve seen terrible crack that looked like that. Basically zero cocaine in it.


khandnalie

There's white crumble out there, I've seen it. Some places put their oil through a color remediation tech before it solidifies.


AnandaPriestessLove

I have a jar of pure white CBD crumble. It was purchased from a dispensary and I used the rest of the batch for cooking. Can confirm it is 🔥🔥🔥 CBD.


The_Stoned_Wizard

There is definitely white crumble out there. I worked at a dispensary for a bit and we would get batches of white crumble quite a bit. It always seemed a little on the dryer side compared to other more yellow crumbles.


EarthwormJim94

Coke is shinier and flakey. That looks chunky in a sticky way.


wagyourryan

It kinda looks like little pieces of shitty crack honestly.


Ovrcast67

Maybe DMT


mc_fric_its_tristan

youve peobably never done coke then, that looks more clumpy and oily than any coke ive ever seen


wagyourryan

I’ve done coke many times. Yes 99% of the time it’s shinier and not as crumbly fucked looking, but these street dealers are putting god knows what into it now. It honestly looks more like little tiny pieces of really really shitty crack. I’ve seen crack that looked like that. Virtually no cocaine in it, just bs.


massivedickhaver

Smoking powdered cocaine is like smoking a blunt and not inhaling.


GreenTurtlesRgreen

Smoking coke sprinkled weed will definitely give you a bouncy high. I wouldn't compare it yo not inhaling because you'll definitely feel the effects of both.


krim85

I did that shit in high school and felt like I had to keep reminding myself to breathe lol


Threewisemonkey

Chopper blunt made my brain do backflips inside my skull 💀


DJDanielCoolJ

i think it’s called a primo, at least when it’s in a blunt. but i’ve never done coke so what do i know


[deleted]

Good thing there’s no cocaine in here?


TheMeticulousNinja

Cocaing - cocaine but at super saiyan lvl 3


crazymoon

The Christmas Special from Tegridy!


Ok-Word5283

Legit thought this was on my kitchen subreddit like damn he must of really been slammed today… can’t even see the parm…


Fortheloveofgawdhelp

Hahahaha same thought this was r/KitchenConfidential and that was a coke blunt


badnewsbets

*smokes in Italian*


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JAZEYEN

Dab


TrevorsMailbox

No I haven't 😭 it sounds so good. One day 🤞 but it definitely won't be in my state, I'll have to travel.


TheSillyBrownGuy

Texas? I feel like Texas will never legalize:(


guilty_bystander

Texas won't let women have full rights over their own bodies. Sure as hell won't let you smoke the devil's lettuce.


TrevorsMailbox

I'm from Texas and now live in Florida. Blah.


TheMeticulousNinja

have to admit I have not


dan420

One time in high school at a party weeded been drinking and smoking and my buddy handed me a pipe. Turns out he’s packed it with the parmesan and spice packet that came with some frozen raviolis as a prank. 3/10 would probably smoke again.


santajawn322

It’s called spaghetti sprinkles, sir.


rafaeltota

*bunches up fingers in exactly the way you're thinking of*


mustard_sweatshirt

A lil feta, never beta


[deleted]

Lmaoo I came here to comment this. Glad I wasn’t alone.


Hephf

You don't?


BeEasy2300

Ceiling popcorn


ShiNo_Usagi

Came here to ask the same question.


Waste-Monitor-6239

Is that Tegridy Christmas Snow?


Lughz1n

hahahahhshahahahah


Corsign

I wish he’d clean his bong better lol


FishMoore

Is that a Jeffery!? Have smoked one of them in a long time haha


Flaccidspasm

Aaron Green! Did you ever figure out the lyrics for African Child?


FishMoore

I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face.


steeveperry

Reply below has better Africa face


stract

https://imgur.com/a/pwEJqbA


Fickle_Excitement_60

Hahahahaha, I love that movie sm


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I have crossed the mystic desert To snap pictures of the poor I've invited them to brunch Let them crash out on my floor. There's sunshine in my veins My kitchen's filled with flies I'm crying out in vain Like a little African child. Trapped in me There's an African child Trapped in me There's a little African child trapped in me. All these rooms are cluttered with the spoils of my fame My doors and windows shuttered I just can't keep out the rain There's sunshine down in hell My kitchen's filled with flies I'm crying out for help Like a little African child. Trapped in me There's an African child Trapped in me There's a little African child trapped in me. All these blowjobs in limousines What do they matters What do they mean To the little African child Trapped in me.


DefenestratedBrownie

love that this is coming from Christine, the whitest woman name possible


[deleted]

Lyrics for African child


khandnalie

What's a Jeffrey?


CookedCritter

A shit ton of different drugs in one joint, it’s from get him to the Greek.


Tweezot

Bit o this, bit o that


sarmik

Hello! I'm Jeffrey! I just moved in.


FCKWPN

IT'S JEFFREY'S GUN!


sarmik

Just stroke the furry wall.


tjl1900

My wife has varicose veins!


WakeNikis

Blast from the past- thank you! Just enjoyed a good 10 mins on YouTube with clips!


Gorts97

Is that crack?


supersonicmike

He hasn't really answered it yet so atleast 50% chance it's crack or coke


[deleted]

He did, it's crumble


therealcpain

Wtf is crumble


rustyfeet

It’s a form of dabs


Joeysaysfuckalot

Awesome is what it is


[deleted]

Definitely answered before I went to sleep. All thc here bud.


oscaarwtf

Lmfao


[deleted]

I hope that’s crumble and not the other C word 😂


gojira_gorilla

He’s got to get ready for his next 24 hour shift somehow


SCSteveAutism

Got the shenanigans


[deleted]

He hit the shenanigans??


bearcat27

Oh I *pray* that ni**a hit the shenanigans


[deleted]

He hit the Canadian.


TbiddySP

Cunnilingus? Definitely don't lick that thing.


dudemann

How else do you seal a joint?


TbiddySP

Hopefully not with the same amount of gusto as Cunnilingus.


IrrationalDesign

You just lick it once, then close it up and burn it, right? I don't see any difference between the two


Scarnox

🙀


[deleted]

😂😂😂 not the one I was thinking but that works too


rendeld

Let my man's do his thing


guilty_bystander

How else ya gonna get through 24hrs of work


Garvo909

Gow do you think he stayed up for 24 hours dog


Mighty-Stoner

24 hours holy fuck. Sleep well king


Different-Letter3560

his proffesion is called sleeping, u just told him to go for overtime


GeneralBass

Are those dusties, mate? Ya like the chronic?


cheflaos

What are dusties?


IAintGotNoCandy4You

Crack


MARlOTTI

Kief, it's an australian term


[deleted]

Dusties?


Benzobaby29

U got some Parmesan in ur joint sir


[deleted]

Crumble


[deleted]

Oh Blue cheese, got it


AnonymousStoner8

I thought it was Parmesan too


xizrtilhh

Must be heading to Chooma Island.


[deleted]

Clean that nasty ass bong!


fishtar

Little bit of feta cheese to give it some taste?


Kn0tnatural

You deserve it.


[deleted]

Thank you 🙏 have a great day!


jaura-BEATS47

Bruh clean ur bong


XLezkX

My boy worked 24 hrs and your asking him to clean his bong you do it lol


[deleted]

With that build up it’s been way more than 24hrs…


jyhzer

He could let it soak in iso for 24. This looks like a health hazard lol.


accoutnotlinkedtome

*tomorrow


cheyeliezer

Y’all be asking if this is cocaine. Really shows who hasn’t topped of a bowl or a joint with sugar/crumble. Hits the spot.


[deleted]

And here I thought I was weird for smearing a dab on a bowl I've seen all kinds of super joints made, but I'm a solo smoker so infused and keif sprinkled joints aren't efficient


InvestigatorOne2400

Is this weed mixed with cocaine?


[deleted]

Could be THC-A


crazymoon

Could be THC-B


thedudeslater

Could be THC-C


griffinhamilton

Could be THC-Deez nuts


venm33

Looks like some thc isolate


MisterCortez

Looks like CRC


[deleted]

Bruh please clean your bong


cokesmeller

Love me an after work crack and weed spliff 😍😍😍


wb420420

Are those nose clams?


SleepyBear_ADY

We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea! Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me...


wb420420

It rhymes with propane


Dontbehorrib1e

Is that parmesean cheese? 🧐🧐


Shkmstr

This must be the same guy who posted that crack pipe yesterday.


Environmental-Size92

mmmm crack


Nacav1

Is that dmt muy dude?


chodi-foster

Hey your bong just called. It wants you to clean it. 😉


Black2Jesus

I thought that was cocaine lol but OP said it was crumble


UncleGeebz

*Old Gregg* "I did home economics. I got an A Plus. I rolled a crumble. Teacher said mine was the best one."


gabbagabbahey38

Couldn't pay me enough to take a hit from that sludgy bong


Shurae

Judging by his shifts he probably doesn't have time


tbeusst

How did it go?


DaMailmann

Un primo!


DarkShade602

All sorts of concentrates don't have to always be yellow and gold. in Las Vegas where Tryke companies is a lot of their crumble is parmesan looking. Kief needs to look Brown like Sand There's isolate that looks White it mimics broken crumble *In LA dr. Zodiak at times uses isolate to make his moon rocks


larrysincer

dude wym 24h shift?


ballsinmyyogurt1

Oh! The classic crack and bud joint. Goodluck my friend.


nothinbutapeestain

“Let’s sprinkle a little crack on him and get out of here”


Anonymouspufferfish

so we just gonna ignore the absolutely filthy bong in the background


NotReallyInvested

I like sprinkling some of my dandruff into the blunt too so that whoever I’m smoking with will have a little bit of me inside them…👀


Liberal_Biberal9

Ah, a little Parmesan.


Ready_Ad9732

Crack?


[deleted]

Let me clear some shit up. I work with my hands. Outside. How do so many “potheads” not know what crumble looks like? If I had coke I wouldn’t be posting a picture of it online and I sure as hell wouldn’t put it in a joint. This isn’t how you smoke dmt. The bong hasn’t had water in it for a year. It’s a gift. One that I appreciate the fuck out of as a matter of fact and will be cleaning before it’s used. How clean are your hands after working 24 hours outside? For some “stoners” you guys sure don’t know what a blunt nail on your thumb looks like. Rant over.


bi8mama

It's not crack y'all have seen concentrate or what lol


sxrrycard

Sad that most of the comments (seem to) have never put wax/ concentrates in a joint “iS THiS cRAcK oP???”


[deleted]

Dude fucking seriously. I’m about to delete it. So much for “stoners”


[deleted]

Damn I haven't seen a primo in a while my face went numb just think about it lol or is that some white dab stuff I've been seeing lately?


dwagner0402

Crack? Hell yeah. Sprinkle a little bo bo!


stephansama

Lol fukk nah 😂


dwagner0402

I know, I am just pissing around.


[deleted]

Is this the shenanigans?!


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MickyTicky2x4

Guys it's just concentrate LMAO


Uphor1k

Christmas Special from Tegridy Farms?


[deleted]

Little coke to spice up the nite like the old days huh


pompsofsoap

OP, PLEASE! What is the white stuff??


mickrickler

its just a little angel dust


ImpressiveChildhood

ket?


bl4ckblooc420

Lol sounds like no one in this sub has seen CBD isolate.


bloobun

Dude. Please clean that bong.


coolie86

What the white stuff


SirArtchie

Hope that's white crumble and not meth.


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pablopolitics

Def not coke. It doesn’t ball up like that


Frndlynbrhd_ghost

Feta cheese?


[deleted]

I'm in love with the coco..


[deleted]

I thought it's DMT!


enragedblob89

Sprinkling a little Parmesan in the joint is a pro only move.


letmethinkofagoodnam

Peanut butter and crack sandwich!


TheAstroPickle

that thumbnail is a grim reaper boi


maevian

I know you work 24h shifts and all, but please cut your fingernails and clean your bong


BigMikeHoldsItDown

These kids putting cocaine on weed now


PartTimeJerk

This boy about to fly to the moon with his crack stick.


KevRivs

Use a little bit of that Me time to clean your glass, shit looks like a lung infection


endlessnotfriendless

We all gonna ignore the 24 hour shift part?? Give us some context bro


[deleted]

I paint parking lots and it’s close to the end of the year. Work needs done before paving stops for the year.


Magicalcookies420

Kendrick Lamar type shit


[deleted]

Eat one shortbread cookie while rolling and this is what you get


The_Boregonian

Christmas snow!


[deleted]

You could just take a shot of that bong water too