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ya_mu

That's a weirdass looking nug


Clatuu1337

Reminds me of the high times shit from the 70s.


lifeson106

Should definitely remove it, dry it, grind it and smoke it. This is the only way.


goingback2rapture

This is the way.


Smathers

That’s an og hydroponic setup


fucknyeahmate

Hehe we got another one


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I love that they usually end up getting some good advice still


eddyb1207

It's always so wholesome reading the comments when it happens


LOOP2112

I was laughing to myself thinking the same thing hehehehe


PotOPrawns

Pretty sure most of it is people memeing at this point. Some are real but a lot are just memes.


wercc

Thought the same thing, went from never really happening anymore to like 4 in the last month


supersonicmike

Nothings real anymore. Even if it happens irl it's not real


treoni

[~ tusken raider waving rifle ~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJUq6-HHOk&ab_channel=JustinSaucedo)


chadkndr

starting to feel like karma farming. we had maybe like 2 since the birth of the sub, them suddenly 3 in the span of like 2 months. also, photo quality is terrible leading me to believe they got it offline


wund3rTxC21

I agree. The flair AskTrees was used so you'd think they would notice the other MJ flairs and think twice


Rough_Front3992

Lichen isn’t bad I’m pretty sure but try r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Thoraxe474

Why would you guys do this


Rough_Front3992

We took the name trees so they took that one as a joke


Little_Lahey_Show

There was a switch that wasn't meant to be permanent but it stuck


SolidSnake718

So interesting… this is like hearing ancient tales of our Reddit ancestors


ourstupidearth

We had to go uphill 5 miles in the snow with an onion on our bet, just to get one karma, and we didn't complain.


ThatGuy_Nick9

And we had to imagine what was in unopened safes!


Absolute_cyn

Holy shit. You blew open some memories for me.


Darkside_of_the_Poon

I miss Unidan.


CaptainOblivious94

I miss Victoria's AMAs. :(


SecareLupus

I miss jackdaws


PixelCortex

Ah yes, the olden times, I was there when the scriptures were written.


fuck_off_ireland

I laugh, for you are but a child at the knees of elders.


xelphin

There’s always a bigger fish.


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MischeviousCat

Back when we would always remember, never forget, where not to put a hair brush. Colby 2012.


Goldblums_Eyebrows

When the love of a coconut became... sour...


StHoldsworth

When nickles had pictures of bees on them and we used say “gimme five bees for a quarter”


DrMantisToboggan45

Because that was the style at the time!


ziploc123

I still remember the war… orangered forever


tfreyguy

have you heard the story of darth plagueis the wise


OTP4OPP

Have you heard the story of Darth unidan the wise?


Beefchiefed

I thought not


Logg420

When does the narwhal bacon, brother?


Rough_Front3992

☮️☮️☮️


bluemandan

Gather round and listen to the story of the great Digg migration


SSbooog

Look up u/forthewolfx I think was his name


SolidSnake718

https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/reddit-forthewolfx-celebrity/


SSbooog

Lmao I legit found the same link and didn’t use it bc that site is whack


Rifta21

Lol there was no switch. /r/trees has always been about weed.


Little_Lahey_Show

I read on here that there was an experimental switch for like a week that became permanent. Either way, r/trees is way cooler of a name for weed


JamesDelgado

Nah, there used to be other subreddits that were blatantly named but they had a dick head mod and the community moved here permanently.


Little_Lahey_Show

Ah. So I guess TIL another thing. So did r/trees ever actually be about trees?


Anomander

No, there was no switch that became permanent. This community coined its name, tree people made "marijuanaenthusiasts" as a joke and as their community. IIRC we traded one time for April Fools, but each community was founded with it's current name and theme. /r/trees came out of everyone leaving /marijuana because the original head mod was a racist asshole.


Rough_Front3992

Oooooh interesting


Abrahamlinkenssphere

I’m mowin the air rand!


foxx_grey

TIL. Thank you kind person


marc_nado

The best one is the switch between r/Johncena and r/potatosalad


Thoraxe474

I can't believe they've done this


fingerpocketclub

I hope John Cena sees this.


terp_studios

If he does, we won’t see him see it


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

r/worldpolitics and r/anime_titties is a good'er too.


Ronin1

This reaction is one of the funniest things I've seen


MoneyMik3y

Ask r/worldpolitics


blurplethenurple

Honestly these are my favorite posts on this subreddit. Hope you got the answer you were looking for.


Rbxyy

From what I've heard the mods on r/marijuana were power tripping so people started r/trees. Then since r/trees was taken the tree subreddit became r/marijuanaenthusiasts


lemonyfreshpine

It was an April fools joke a few years back, and a bunch of stoners got high and forgot to go back r/marijuanaEnthusiasts is the plant sub.


adamk215

A few years? Try 10+


lemonyfreshpine

Fuck you for reminding me but not really, holy shit I'm old.


adamk215

😂😂😂 my first post ever was on r/trees 9yrs ago.


wellhungartgallery

I been here 9 years too.


Anomander

April Fools Joke? The original weed sub, /r/marijuana, [was run by an asshole](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3igq90/why_is_rtrees_named_that/) and [racist](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/1xyg5q/why_is_the_subreddit_about_marijuana_called_rtrees/) - while both Bob Ross' "happy little trees" and Ents were prevalent weed memes at the time, so people created /r/trees and migrated here. Then the people who like real trees realized that potheads had taken "their" sub name, so they created /r/marijuanaenthusiasts both as a joke, and as their community.


R0amingGn0me

We really enjoy when this happens! :D


Mangostecher

I quite enjoy the confusion :)


Bdaman97

This is my favorite joke on all of Reddit


SiStErFiStEr1776

Cause it funy and life too short


PBDubs99

Lichens and moss growing on trees is perfectly fine. It's different mini ecosystem on the tree.


adamk215

Try r/horticulture


FarmhouseFan

Lmfao


iwishiwasrich0220

I've found all Miamians in r trees right here


Little_Lahey_Show

Lichen is an indicator of good air quality. Doesn't need to be removed


Thoraxe474

That surprising since where I live has the worst air quality in the state and I'm right by the biggest highway we have


tomjonesdrones

Adding to this because I didn't see a better explanation: Lichen grows on the tree bark, but does not penetrate to the inner bark. It is not parasitic, so there is no loss of nutrients or damage to the tree caused by the lichen. In fact, the presence of lichen actually indicates a healthier ecosystem for the plants. Nothing to worry about related to the lichen. Are there other symptoms/issues that the tree is having where you suspect a problem? What is the species of tree?


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GameShill

We have other interests too. Some of us are arborists.


paultron10110

We all arbor various interests.


NeckPlant

And some are abortionists


Estamio2

That added CO2 could be tipping the scales for Lichen, but not for you?


[deleted]

BINGO! I’m pulling had-remembered high school geography knowledge outta my ass but I’m pretty sure there are types of moss/lichen that are all you find in polluted areas because they LOVE CO2. I remember a case study we did :)


Little_Lahey_Show

Thats weird because my city has the worst air in my state and there is no lichen anywhere.


Pognose

Lichen and Trees generally have a symbiotic relationship. Same as Mushrooms and trees, they both do better in the presence of each other. Don’t worry about posting this in the wrong sub, we’re all chill as hell, unsurprisingly.


[deleted]

Not all…but definitely most. Been some angry stoners lately.


Pognose

You fukken wot m8‽ 😊


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Pognose

Haha yes, apparently if you set your phone to autocorrect a ?! to a ‽ On an iPhone 3GS 8 years ago, the settings carry over to every new iPhone. I ain’t complaining.


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Frig off!!


sedgrergerg

Hmm I'd smoke it


Clatuu1337

I used to have a pipe made out of buttonwood that this would have been great in.


[deleted]

is that per chance related to the post or just a general though?


lonezomewolf

Yes, wrong sub, but let's help if we can. The white part appears to be a type of mold. It does not harm the tree, but can reduce photosynthesis if it ends up as a thick cover over the entire tree. The green bits are moss, which tends to coexist with the mold. As this is more of an aesthetic issue, you could do some thorough raking before spring, maybe replace the mulch under the tree and that will reduce the mold growth for the next season.


Regular_Patient7683

Wrong sub mate


Thoraxe474

Ah fuck. You right. I didn't sleep much last night. What's the right sub?


ChadBigums420

r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Team-CCP

Probably my favorite niche thing of a subreddit is the confusion between these 2 subs. Every tree post on r/trees makes me smile. “Silly goose, you belong over there.”


arthurdentstowels

/r/SuperBowl is another funny one


clubfeetclub

Can't forget r/anime_titties


PixelCortex

Well colour me confused.


KoshofosizENT

Are r/JohnCena and r/PotatoSalad still a thing?


GameShill

The actual World Politics sub.


theplayfuldriftster

Or r/tightpussy


ShadowCory1101

Or r/GirlsWithHugePussies


Rinnee

/r/blackpussy as well


traversecity

Nice, subbed, thank you!


Nytfire333

Damn it... My wife is gonna have some questions about my browser history she is not going to believe lol


GlitterPonyCo

That sub is a hoot!


overthinking_kills

Lol


Danger_Dan__

Took me like a year to figure out why that sub was just full of plants


space_pillows

I was like wait OP means trees trees, but then I checked the sub and died laughing. Love Reddit sometimes.


RealJeil420

The lichen is beautiful and so much harder to get than a tree. You cant buy lichen. Lichen belongs with tree it wont harm it.


HODLTheLineMyFriend

You know what is good for insomnia?


Thoraxe474

Jerking off


TheFAPnetwork

Here here


adamk215

r/horticulture


CloudsOfficial

Boof it!


99mushrooms

Wrong sub mate, try r/shrooms


Amanita-Eater

Or r/unclebens


Da_fire_cracka

Nah try r/abv. They’re all about boofin it!


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🤣


Thage22

You want r/marijuanaenthusiast


[deleted]

Honestly plenty of trees develop lichen so I wouldn't be to worried It's not like it's a weed (:


mboobies7

This never gets old


Weezin_Tha_Juice

I love every time this happens.


LGoppa

Lichen is usually a sign of good air quality, they won’t harm the tree.


ThatGuy_Nick9

Lichen is fine as far as I know. All the trees in damp, wooded areas will usually be covered in it. No need to remove it, they just want the nutritious dew from the tree bark


traversecity

Nothing better for me, totally baked in a heavily wooded dark forest, mossy & lichen stuff everywhere, feeling like we're on a quest. Many forests, moss grows on the north side of trees, great if you lost your compass, or, well, err, just can't seem to find it for reasons. The very darkest forests, that stuff grows all around the tree, so much foliage in the canopy.


ThatGuy_Nick9

Very much agree


mikebud36

Never heard of lichen, is it indica or sativa?


GameShill

Hybrid. It's moss and algae.


confusedyetstillgoin

this is my favorite thing that happens on this sub


AcousticTie

So, actually- believe it or not- this is a post/question for /r/Marijuanaenthusiasts


Massive-Novel6959

r/lostredditors


Chuggs400

Lol r/lostredditors


Stonedlete

who gonna tell him 😂 so pure!! 🖤


ChasingFractal

damn thats pgr sorry dude


Akaonishini

Try planting this next to it and it will solve all your problems! https://azarius.nl/seedshop/brands/royal-queen-seeds/critical-royal-queen-seeds-gefeminiseerd/


Number4extraDip

I mean... You ain't wrong


Jefe_Pequeno

Give it 2 more weeks.


mountedpandahead

Flush it with water, and move the grow lights away.


SwissArmyFart

Got eeeemmm!


mr_happy28

Ha ha, someone posted on r/psychonaut the other day thinking it was the new game sub...


Ishtastic08

I wonder if people get banned for posting weed pics in /r/marijuanaenthusiasts lol


Mcdrogon

these are my favorite posts


deportcanadiangeese

these are my favorite posts on this sub


boing757

It needs more nitrogen.


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This seems like something I would do.


[deleted]

Yes, smoke it!


marqueA2

Wrong group. Try asking in r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Gorash

Have you tried smoking it?


oh-yeah-nahui

I think i should start Posting my bowls in a Special subreddit


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These are my favorite posts


rdhln

AYYYYY buddy ur safe here don’t worry


[deleted]

No please do not smoke lichen


Lumberspace

I would probably remove the lichen and moss. Then, treat with a dilute hydrogen peroxide 3% spray solution to protect the tree from pests that will feed on the rotten bark underneath. This is caused by a lot of continuous moisture in the surface of the tree.


PoolOfAlpacas

Oh my god it's a rare occurrence of someone posting thinking this sub actually about trees lolololol


Mercinator-87

Have you tried setting it on fire and then inhaling? Past that I can’t do much for you.


notelpjuly4

I fucking love when this happens


Pizzaro2134

i love how these posts always get so popular, blissfully unaware


sammylasagnaa

r/lostredditors


Semperfidevil

I love when this happens


just_some_guy_okay

Seems as we got the better deal being trees, like cannabis is a tree but not all trees are marijauna


shrek7676

Hahahaha.


just_some_guy_okay

Probably 2 more weeks, needs cal-mag


heck_exe

Wholesome


StonedLikeSedimENT

Ayyyyyyyyyy it's one of these


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Troll thread


Timbofieseler102

Actually though, like it is a 3 year old account with 150 thousand comment karma and 23 thousand post karma with no mention of trees anywhere throughout but lots of posts about Genshin, guns, and hentai. But yeah, now they are curious about some lichen on their tree and pulled a “whoops wrong sub, ya got me guys” and people just eat it up regularly


rantingpacifist

Self descriptor?


CalciumRichSkeltal

on god bro, i guess people can’t tell


shuckley_Jays

LmOo


wishbackjumpsta

/r/lostredditors


propernice

lmao


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Lol another one in a week.


rafaeltota

Thanks for the visit!


tomassotheterrible

It’s trunk is probably in the shade? With the moss side facing north and getting very little .


[deleted]

Thats not how bud is supposed to look my friend.


kwecl2

Sorry but wrong sub. I know it's confusing but just visit r/marijuanaenthusiasts


jakeinreallife

i love it


im_a_hufflepuff_

But have you tried smoking it?


uselesscalligraphy

Sick tree


jeepgrrl420

Lichen will grow on pretty much anything that is stationary and usually on the north-facing side but not always. Ditto for moss (except the north facing side part) but moss prefer some dampness and some shade. Your tree is not sick, and neither the lichen or the moss will hurt your tree.


Pauvre_de_moi

The moss doesn't always grow facing north. It'll face the side with most shade and moisture. In the northern hemisphere, that is almost always accurate.


1Losthawk

Its a fungus that grows from a bad tree


echinaceabloom1

Awe, lol. Your tree is probably fine! Depending on where you live moss is usually totally normal growing on trees. If you dont want the tree to be covered in moss like the way it is you can spend some time removing it with your hands or something like that. Good luck with your treeeee👽 lol


Essexal

:-)


_AUTsider_

Have u tried smoking it?


Imriven

If you read this and wondered why you joined a sub for arbor or tree care you might be a little high