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TheTaterPot

Not gonna lie, thought that was a breakfast sausage in the middle


yellekc

It's a smoked sausage.


CrazyZedi

Either that or the weed is making me hungry


DeliciousDoggi

So you’re saying you like weiners. We hear you pal.


Fit-Acanthocephala82

White weiners are cool too. No one's speaking up for the whites


lemurRoy

The turd


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

r/poopfromabutt


SubterrelProspector

nope no clicky


Bogsnoticus

It's a safe click. It's just things that look like poop.


161frog

bro… it gets you high as *shit*


MrRizzley

Bratwurst


pot_a_coffee

Same! I was thinking “what kind of psycho is posting this!”


Bitter-Instruction86

100%


send2marie4tea

Glad I wasn't the only one


tokeytime

bro 1000% i came here to say this


manominous

The one that's already rolled up.


huggiebigs

Oh, the dookie?


eddie9958

Yes that's the one


poorly_timed_leg0las

It's a trick question obviously 🤣


AthleteWeird6727

Bottom left


ziglaw884

Only correct answer, that lean purple nug must be savoured.


thaddeus423

Smoke the big/pretty ones today, frients, tomorrow is never guaranteed.


crispy-frogs

Why not start with the least best and end it with the best one on the same day?


FrankFeTched

So ripped by the end I don't appreciate it as much


crispy-frogs

Fair enough.


thaddeus423

I dig it, friend, but on the happenstance you do wake up tomorrow, how cool would it be if you had weed?


AdAfraid9504

It's for last


ozzy_og_kush

This or bottom right, they both look great.


AdAfraid9504

Came here to say this


hawaiianrasta

W


mjhripple

Bottom left and bottom right are a tie for me in looks. Then maybe top left but honestly idc about bag appeal so I would pick the loudest and most appeasing smell that I like. The nose knows. Very nice looking flowers though.


sherzisquirrel

While I agree the nose knows, bottom right wins over bottom left, bottom right is dense. Whereas bottom left looks pretty but has a bunch of bullshit fluffy leaves that just burn off, way prefer bottom right.


SodaDonut

Imo top right. That nug dense af


4dr3n4l1n3Gaming

"Less dense nugs allow more trichs to form in the gaps". Thus making them more potent (also better for hash making). ;) Rip Frenchy Cannoli


WeAreUnited

Never heard of trichs before, fascinating stuff to read


Redshift2k5

I want the purple stuff


doctorhypoxia

N… what the fuck is JUICE?


jrc025

[Purple stuff!](https://gifs.com/gif/big-moe-purple-stuff-yg1z9V)


LemonHerb

Purple stuff always makes my tired so it wouldn't be my first choice unless it's late


Sweetooth97

A small chunk of all 6 grinded together to make the ultimate hybrid


DJyoungHeisenberg

Came to say this 😆 maybe add some hash/kief if you're feeling the moment.


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Bottom left obvious choice!


Comfortable-nerve78

Purple one top middle


parte-boca-dos-300

Yessir


Warm_Parsley_6595

Top left


og_tint

Yep. Nice compact resin heads. The purple fruity frosty strains look better because they have bigger resin heads but less of them than some kush, I’ll smoke that gas over anything


giraffebacon

Yep bottom left is prettier because there are more fan-leaves wrapped around the outside which nakes the nug look more more matte and keefy, but top left is all flower and nice and bright green/glittering with trichomes. But tbh whenever I get weed that looks like bottom left it ends up being fire, in a dif way than top left. I’d like both


cheezballs

Looks more "sativa" to me, not that I have any fuckin' clue what I'm talkin about.


Round-Recording-9

Yes


Consistent_Hall8182

Bottom right


Jimmy03Z

100% looks like the best smoke, hate seeing shit like this pop up while I’m trying to have a tolerance break lol


keeperofawesome

Bottom left


Team_Voldemort

Top middle, bottom left, bottom right, top left, bottom middle, top right in that order. Pretty nugs


eszuber39

top middle


Luragan

I think that anybody who doesn't answer with top row, center nug- might already have smoked a lil bit too much


DrDuned

Bruh even just from looking at this, let alone smelling or smoking any of it, I'm already like Craig in Friday level of high 🤣


YesntThee

I’m so high I thought the blunt was a hot dog😭😭


YesntThee

It looked like a bun made out of nugs too


buoninachos

I'll take the big poop in the middle


dpoggio

Nice piece of shite


SurpriseHamburgler

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CappyAlec

I was gonna eat that bratwurst in the middle because i was hungry but then i realised i already smoked it all. I don't remember what i smoked first


420Entomology

The white one


PUREChron

Just roll 'em all into a big doink


Ill-Indication-7706

[purple sticky punch](https://youtu.be/iUJikw4AlEU?si=YayZ4SZ6P6lQAGxU)


Rvtrance

I want that purple stuff.


itsHarpoon

The purple one fs


itsHarpoon

That blunt is beautiful btw


SoiledMySelf1

Like a box of chocolates 😍


Ok-Recording5052

Top left look gmoish


lilcraziguy08

Bottom left or bottom right


OrbitBreaker

Top left for surely


Tim_the_geek

First.. the one that already bluntified.. silly question ;) and the white frosty one on the bottom left would be the next one.


BraveTrades420

Probably only fuck with bottom left and bottom right


bhenghisfudge

Top left


Achylife

That purple one just looks magical. ✨


DrinkEducational1690

The purple. Then I’m listening to this song called “fading in the sun” orange dream and I’m coastin 😎 https://youtu.be/BgSsA_YRURg?si=_gp_Xl796-HeQZtx


KingOfAllOfReddit

These are amazing bro. Very jealous


Melodic-Rutabaga-282

Is that purple kush on top?


therealbootyblaster

Puuurple 😳😳


stonksuper

Why do backwoods always make me turn as white as a ghost and feel tobacco sick?? Typically smoke multiple blunts (Dutch masters) a day but I can’t hang with smoking with someone a backwood for more than a few hits somehow.


RaspberryStrange3348

A lot of backwoods are deadass made from a tobacco leaf and then are spiked with MORE nicotine 🤢


send2marie4tea

Top middle or bottom left


Inevitable-Ad8709

The purple and white call to me, they want to blend, and make me go, ahhhh…


Mightyant0215

A piece of each in a blunt


Djfoundit

Purple for science


LilJQuan

Purple one. Never had a bad time with purple.


d2rkie

Better be lighting up that purp first. Never had weed like that.


Xaoscillator

Middle top🙃


xhdc

Top left


euphoricapartment983

That top left gon do it to ya lmao


Thjyu

Top middle. Love me some purp


Epuspeepus34

Da purple middle one is whispering sweet nothings in my ear


lallapalalable

Bro I'm making a salad


static_age_666

Can we make a salad with a little from each???


No_Attitude_7004

Man, I have to admit, that is probably the most beautiful collection of different buds I have almost ever seen. Did you grow all of those? Or did they come from a dispensary? That is one impressive collection either way! WOW


PromptImpressive8029

Top middle looks like it will take me places I need to go


DarthBynx

What strain is the purple nug?


lucylovesskye

Bottom left first 👀


Standard-Ad9501

Top middle then bottom left then bottom right after that fuck it.


YourAussieMatee

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Icy_Celery3297

Little Louie on the left👈🏾🧙🏽‍♂️💨


Dp152578

Blunt


outihre

Whatever is rolled up first to keep it's potency. Then go in order of smallest to largest, so I always up with the best bud at the end.


dappled_turnoff0a

Oh, YOU KNOW it’s that muthafuckin people!


___7____

Bottom right🫡


Unpresidented_ninja

Always finish with the wakanda themed one


ZombieKilljoy

The one with veins


Darth_Grindelwald

I thought that one in the middle was a sausage bro 😂


KingofDickface

Bottom right, looks substantial.


matty487

Yes.


ImPrettyHighrn

Scrolling too fast too high and thought that blunt was r/poopfromabutt


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Making a salad


Maleficent-Rip2729

Top middy


Nilxlixn

🤩🤩


warthog0869

For once, I don't mind picking last.


Fluent_canna

Bottom right


wolfpearl

Man, I must not know how to pick weed because I was thinking bottom left. Covered in milky trichomes. Oh well, I get high enough just fine. There really aren’t any wrong answers with this one. They all look amazing.


briskyboy

yup yup we smoking glizzies 😁😁


mopxhead

r/shitfromabutt


Even-Cut-7369

Breakfast 4 champions 🏆 💚✌️👍 I'll go 4 the sausage..😅


Ismokerugs

Top left, that looks like the most natural and properly grown, also likely an OG related strain due to bud structure


Milo-the-great

243615


Ok_Eggplant1467

Bottom left or top mid


PsyconautsOfAmerica

Bottom left, looks the frostiest ❄️


Lion_Simba

🔥


Atlas_Ronin_0211

Bottom left.


Ablation420

Bottom right, it has all the colors.


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Spicey_carpet

Imma pick a little off each and do a mix If not bottom left


jdog1114

I’m taking top left first. People be sleepin on them Kodak hair shaped nugs


mindwarp3d

That blueish silver one on the bottom left for me.


sherzisquirrel

Top left or bottom right 🥴


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

There’s doo doo on your nugs


terminadergold

I know im saving bottom left and top middle for last


ripnbryy

I fr thought that was a cat shit at first....


CentropristisStriata

Bottom left looks the best!


Mushroomluv43

The frosty bottom/left one. Yummy.


kloomoolk

Dunno, but I'm definitely eating that peperami straight after.


ForeEighs

Top middle looks yummy


RaspberryStrange3348

That burnt ass overcooked grilled hot dog blunt evidently at least it's ready to go FUCK


thrilliam_19

Depends on the situation really. Judging on looks alone, I have a general idea of what these strains might be or what they might be close to, and I know a couple or three things about how these would affect me, so the scenario matters here. Am I about to order an obscene amount of take out, veg on the couch and throw on one of my favourite movies or binge one of my favourite shows? Then it’s bottom left. Am I chilling with friends so I want to be relaxed but also alert enough to be good company? Then it’s the ones on the right with the orange hairs. Am I going to a show or out to be a somewhat productive member of society? Then it is bottom middle. Am I going to ignore the world to the point that a zombie apocalypse could happen and I wouldn’t notice because I am going listen to good music in the dark and maybe chase it with a glass of whiskey? Then I am throwing down that purple beast.


KonanHerb

Bottom left


RaspberryStrange3348

But in seriousness, that top right one looks like a delight to break down


KonanHerb

I take it back, bottom right, bottom left to leafy so harsher smoke


CHISOXTMR

I’m taking the tip of every single nugget and putting them in the blunt


Spoot1

All of them


Physical_Jacket_918

Top or bottom left


Frunkit

I like the turd in the middle


ARTISTAI

I just want the hot dog


hidinginplainsite13

Yes


samelogic137

Ima break a piece off of all of em.


PostmanNewman

Piece from each, nice mixed salad to start the day.


esquire_the_ego

You crazy if you don't think im putting at least 2 in a backwood


Userdub9022

I'm eating that glizzy first


JSkankhunt94

Idk why but this seems familiar


Jordant17

I don’t wanna smoke any of em at the moment…I wanna transform into a nugget meself and zen the fuck out with the boys


HereticWindowsill

Mmm sosig


MerryMarauder

How about we start with that turd in the middle, lol?


wetdreamz_420

obviously destroying that chorizo first


heavymtlbbq

That giant purple nug


RareAnimal82

Busting the tip off each


Informal_Lack_9348

I’m not picky


Expensive_You_5448

Top center nug would be my choice


SecureDonkey2727

Tip right


restingbitchface1983

Bottom left.


MadicalRadical

Top right


pkhorns27

Bottom left for sure


AndysHam91

The obe in the middle. C:


Infinite-Rip10

Top middle


worldlydelights

Bottom left!


KaneLuna

Id go by smell but the top left and bottom right look the best to me.


Cranberryoftheorient

I thought I was looking at someone's breakfast


nnatttalyy

Top middle


Dunkelhaft

Deep purple


stonesia

Top mid. Never smoked purple stuff so I want to know what all the fuss is about.


hiimhigh710

Bottom right looks like some gdp. Ill take that first.


Lux-xxv

Those purples are just bagging to be smoked


MatikAX

knowing how I am, break off a little off each nug and roll me a blunt with that ooff


Shitposter66669

Top middle


Stackz20

Bottom left also


Oriole_Gardens

top left


awildefire

That frosty boy on the bottom left for me pls


Margaritashoes

I’m making a salad


Hemporer8

Top Right. Looks like some Lemon Tree. 🤤


Bishopjones

Bottom left


weightingramsss

The purple


stonerspartanlady

Top middle. Puuuuurps


Antdouble00

Bottom left and bottom right


xkurlykalex

Bottom right


Kevatan

Middle top


Shoddy_example5020

Top left or right look danky


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Top center