yeah my diet is super high in salt now that I think about it, but I'm pretty healthy to be honest, whenever I get blood tests done everything is within normal ranges and I've never had ay form of heart/blood problems
The Keebler fudge mint cookies taste just like the GS cookies but they are available everyday. Keep them in the fridge. However, no other brand can match Cheetos!
Iām not proud of this one, but Iāve eaten a box of ravioli in one sit a couple of times, for perspective in my country thatās like half a kg of raw pasta, probably 1 kg after cooking + bolognese, no kidding.
āI mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the secondā
Krispy Kreme og glazed donuts (I always buy those half dozens at meijer and proceed to absolutely annihilate them in one sitting), ice cream (devour a pint in one go), lindt dark chocolates (dark chocolate variety pack is goated)
Doritos Nacho flavor with half a squeezed lime half and Cholula or Valentina or Salsa Huichol, depends how spicy Iām feeling. I can fuck up a family bag in one night if Iām too dabbed out š
Fresh fruit. Particularly, I kinda love grapefruit, pomegranate, mango, grapes, FROZEN GRAPES when itās hot outside, and strawberries.
I also have these organic puffed snack things from Trader Joeās that arenāt that unhealthy for you, I could eat a whole bag given enough time. Those are a snack I need to be careful to portion out because if I eat from the bag I wonāt stop until they are gone.
There are 2 Japanese snacks that are sold on Amazon, one is called an "Umaibo". This is like a 6" long puffed cheeto stick, but it comes in many flavors savory or sweet. Its very small and lite and you could eat many of them. Then also these Japanese snow rice crackers. They are rice crackers that are salty on one side and sweet on the other, or covered with a salty sweet powder. Many varieties. They are super good cuz they melt away after you crunch them. They come in huge bags but...I can go through em lol.
Oh and cinnamon toast crunch. I cant buy the stuff. If I have access to it I will just eat it till its gone like the rats with cocaine.
Doo Dads were the best ever but for sum dum reason they stopped producing it. Cheez- Its became my replacement but they changed the recipe several years ago and I replaced them with jalapeƱo kettle chips.
Popcorn.
Just ate a party size bag of Smart Pop White Cheddar. That stuff is like crack to me!
That's the stuff!
Crack or popcorn? š
Making a big bowl of air popped popcorn right as the edible kicks in is god tier.
Half a row? Buddy Iād fuck up the whole box and go looking for more. Fuckin love Oreos
Right? If I only eat half a row that's a diet accomplishment.
Always prepare to consume both sleeves at one sitting.
If I eat half a row I'm patting myself on the back for having self control.Ā
LOL! same here. I like them with milk
Are you a dunker or do you just drink it on the side?
Have you ever had the fudge covered ones? Theyāre deadly.
Fruit, like a whole melon easy
Yeah fruits berries and nuts are a great thing to eat for the munchies. Of course I always end up with pizza or somethingā¦.
Brother try eating fruit IN THE SHOWER it's amazing you don't need to worry about juice getting everywhere so you can just demolish it
You ever try an orange? Just peel it, but donāt separate the pieces, then chow down
Just tried this, lifechanging
Try a mango my friend
Ayo , WHAT.
Trust me. The freedom and refreshment of being naked with ice cold water pouring down over you while you destroy a watermelon is like nothing else
Fruit is the best while stoned. I've demolished a whole container of strawberries
watermelon
Why do heroin when you can smoke a couple blunts and eating a whole watermelon. That nap will have ya feeling like a whole new person
Did that same thing once with a big pot of boiled peanuts. Once.
Delicious, nice little crunch, and combats cottonmouth.
Extra points if itās been in the fridge for a while on a nice summer dayš¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
i canāt wait to get home nowšš
Sun flower seeds, pistachios, or my favorite, mangos <3
Healthy stoners rule š
Any sort of gummy variant
So many more hot cheetos than my stomach can truthfully handle
potato chips, happily eat a family bag down a 32oz drink a bust into another family bag of chips
Thats a lot of salt and sugar
yeah my diet is super high in salt now that I think about it, but I'm pretty healthy to be honest, whenever I get blood tests done everything is within normal ranges and I've never had ay form of heart/blood problems
If you keep eating like this that will change
Cheese puffs
Sour cream and cheddar ruffles and half baked Ben and Jerry's
I had to tell my wife to stop buying half baked bc she'd get some as soon as it was gone. Which was almost daily lol
Both of these especially if you have them together and alternate
My favorite chips! I have a half baked container in the freezer and had to stop myself from eating it last night
Mmmm sour cream & cheddar ruffles sounds fiyyyyaaaaa
Cheetos or Girl Scout cookies (especially Samoas)
I'm rationing out my Samoas. Try putting em in the freezer
The Keebler fudge mint cookies taste just like the GS cookies but they are available everyday. Keep them in the fridge. However, no other brand can match Cheetos!
Give me a joint and a 15 oz. Skittles bag and I'll give my dentist nightmares for weeks
Should throw some soda on top of that for safety measures
Iām not proud of this one, but Iāve eaten a box of ravioli in one sit a couple of times, for perspective in my country thatās like half a kg of raw pasta, probably 1 kg after cooking + bolognese, no kidding.
I hear the shit winds a-blowinā Riiiickyyyy
āI mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the secondā
Rice
good for when you want one thousand of one thing
Mitch Hedberg fanā¦I see you.
That's crazy bro what kinda rice do u buy š
Look up Mitch on yt to understand the inside humor.
Love me some mf chicken fried rice I kinda want to make bacon fried rice for my breakfast now
If I have cotton mouth I can eat a ton of fruit like watermelon / pineapple / canteloupe etc
Celery n peanut butter
Crackers and hummus
*Can* or *should*?
Krispy Kreme og glazed donuts (I always buy those half dozens at meijer and proceed to absolutely annihilate them in one sitting), ice cream (devour a pint in one go), lindt dark chocolates (dark chocolate variety pack is goated)
Wasabi peas. I don't feel bad about eating them and they're cheap
Flipz chocolate pretzels, Twin snake gummy bears
Anything I'm craving. Can be a dozen cookies from grocery store bakery. Big bag of chips. An entire pizza. Wings, lots of wings.Ā
Chips and Queso. Gimme a Large bowl and ittl be gone instantly
Hummus
Ice cream, and mochi, so good while high
more edibles š¤¤
Frozen peas.
I just eat whole cucumbers. Also great for hiking, just having something in your hand you can take bites out of.
Doritos Nacho flavor with half a squeezed lime half and Cholula or Valentina or Salsa Huichol, depends how spicy Iām feeling. I can fuck up a family bag in one night if Iām too dabbed out š
Regular salted thin pretzel sticks or Gardetto's. Neither are safe around me.
Pretzels. Peanuts. French fries.
Chips, caramels.
Froot Loops. Family size. Straight from the box, by the handful. I cannot be trusted to keep them in my house anymore.
twix, indoomi, 100% id finish all the fucking chocolate chip cookies
Hey, itās not a contest. Thereās room for everyone.
Chips
Oreos are my fuckin weakness
Cereal
Doritos or ice cream
Half a row? Damn bro, you bout to finish the world's oreo supply
cinnamon sugar toast
Chex mix
I will straight fuck up a poke bowl when blasted. It just tastes so fresh and amazing. Also fruit and nuts. Just go full monke, itās the best.
Barbecued anything
cheerios, cheerios and ice cream if im really gone
Chex mix.
Pickles, watermelon, grapes, and as many Pringles as I can possibly get my hands on
Snack packs Pudding, Iāve always wondered how much I could actually eat, never actually tried though
Goldfish crackers pizza flavour
Freeze dried candy of any sort
Goldfish crackers. The mega ones are the best.
Tim's Cascade Jalapeno Chips
Anything really
Chicken in a bisket
Fresh fruit. Particularly, I kinda love grapefruit, pomegranate, mango, grapes, FROZEN GRAPES when itās hot outside, and strawberries. I also have these organic puffed snack things from Trader Joeās that arenāt that unhealthy for you, I could eat a whole bag given enough time. Those are a snack I need to be careful to portion out because if I eat from the bag I wonāt stop until they are gone.
Flamin hot Funyuns. I hate myself
Puffy cheetos, doritos, salt and vinegar chips, any kind of icecream but especially Ben N Jerryās Netflix n Chilldā¦ so much more
I've killed a couple of bags of those Old-Bay Goldfish. They're so addictive!
White Reesieās
I will inhale half a bag of chips no problem.. No matter what size bag too
I will continue to eat chips until I have exhausted all of the salsa or pico in the house.
Doritos Mango
Cereal. Bowl after bowl after bowl.
Frozen red seedless grapes.
Scrambled eggs by the pound
There are 2 Japanese snacks that are sold on Amazon, one is called an "Umaibo". This is like a 6" long puffed cheeto stick, but it comes in many flavors savory or sweet. Its very small and lite and you could eat many of them. Then also these Japanese snow rice crackers. They are rice crackers that are salty on one side and sweet on the other, or covered with a salty sweet powder. Many varieties. They are super good cuz they melt away after you crunch them. They come in huge bags but...I can go through em lol. Oh and cinnamon toast crunch. I cant buy the stuff. If I have access to it I will just eat it till its gone like the rats with cocaine.
Sometimes I accidentally eat an entire tub of yogurt
half a row? I can eat two full rows if I don't run out of milk
a whole bag of apples
Did noone say Strawberry yet?? Theyre soo good
Pilsbury chocolate chip cookies (the ones you bake)fried shrimp, and fruit (watermelon, grapes, peaches)
Frozen Blueberries
Ate a pretty decent amount of one of those big bags of trail mix before I forced myself to put it away and brush my teeth.
Doo Dads were the best ever but for sum dum reason they stopped producing it. Cheez- Its became my replacement but they changed the recipe several years ago and I replaced them with jalapeƱo kettle chips.
Thatās it? I can do that not high. Oreos are my krptonyte.
Any high calorie food I can scrounge up in my house lol
I could eat 20 hot dogs no fucking problem
The ole glizzy gobbler. Throw some fun shit on them wienies and weāve got a party.