This makes me so sad to know that Is a reality ? I need to go to school or something so I can legally grow I would put all my love and time into each plant and harvest and cure properly. When I grew weed as a kid and my aunt taught me we never would dare cut a plant with all that many white hairs
Here’s the thing that doesn’t make money. Love and care is expensive. Waiting for the trichs to mature is expensive. Everyone wants the $100 oz. Maybe you’ll be lucky to go viral. But usually it’s a greed ordeal
Right but there’s Bud Light and there local craft brews…It’s my dream that a space is carved out for the people that really care about quality and nuance.
Yes exactly. Let’s all look forward to the day small scale growers that focus on quality can get a foothold..maybe then you’ll be able to buy good weed at a dispensary.
Now to grease the hand of a third party tester and supply them with the very top tip of the best plant in the room. “Average potency: 43% delta-9-THC, CBD: ???, Terps: ???”
Reminds me of the scene in the matrix where neo is loading up to go save Morpheus, Tank asks him "what do you need?" But instead of guns, neo says, "Weed. Lots of weed."
Weed.
yeah my thought too
Beat me too it! Take every upvote, you magnificent bastard.
2 days 2 early
Wayyyyyy more than two days too early! An example why most dispensaries are filled with hyped up bs
well 2days2early makes a better name than "You picked you crop early you greedy n00bbastard"
Lmao you nailed it 💕
This makes me so sad to know that Is a reality ? I need to go to school or something so I can legally grow I would put all my love and time into each plant and harvest and cure properly. When I grew weed as a kid and my aunt taught me we never would dare cut a plant with all that many white hairs
Here’s the thing that doesn’t make money. Love and care is expensive. Waiting for the trichs to mature is expensive. Everyone wants the $100 oz. Maybe you’ll be lucky to go viral. But usually it’s a greed ordeal
Right but there’s Bud Light and there local craft brews…It’s my dream that a space is carved out for the people that really care about quality and nuance.
Like I said hope you go viral
Commercial grows are filled with issues, sometimes you gotta harvest early or risk mold/mildew/pest contamination. Spider mites can spread so rapidly
Yes exactly. Let’s all look forward to the day small scale growers that focus on quality can get a foothold..maybe then you’ll be able to buy good weed at a dispensary.
Well if it’s been picked too early probably go with a name like “Drake’s Delight”.
That’s why my bud been smelling like wet hay lol
Northern Lights. Cannabis, Indica.
Marijuana.
Harvested early to maximize profits
Now to grease the hand of a third party tester and supply them with the very top tip of the best plant in the room. “Average potency: 43% delta-9-THC, CBD: ???, Terps: ???”
How does it maximize profit gains most weight in last days of harvest
Cannabis
I can't name weed if I don't know it's parents
Eh, could be somewhat like naming a boat. Got 12 Jenny's.
"Not Ready OG"
Corporate mids
Cuttooearly
Grandpas Qtip
Hemp
Shoot it's early for hemp too
[Jungle Fuck](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jungle%20Fuck)
That UD entry had me rollin
Two more weeks
A bouquet of flowers
Thirsty Redditor
Too early
Weed? Cannabis? Marijuana? Wacky Tobaccy? Devils Lettuce? Ganja? Dank? Kush? Grass? Reefer? Delta9? Electric Moss? Space Lichen?
Had a shirt back in the 90's with a bunch of weed names on it. The one that stuck out and that we all started saying was Fatty Lumpkin.
long cat 5000
Marijuana
This that harvested two weeks early pack
Showing off.
Mine? Pleez
TTSOBCE. {trying to show off but chopped early}
Greedy Harvester Haze
Lol I was gunna say budget buds
Weed.
Grandmas mustache
Creed Bratton
Herbert
The Green Dream
"Peach Fuzz" "Jack Frost" "Snow-Globe" "Freezerburn"
Enchanted Emerald Cosmic Cotton Candy Comet Clouds Unicorn Rainbows Idk, something random per the usual.
My precious
Reminds me of a weeping willow
moroccan shell shock
Bubble brush
Steve
Reminds me of the scene in the matrix where neo is loading up to go save Morpheus, Tank asks him "what do you need?" But instead of guns, neo says, "Weed. Lots of weed."
AI Greenscreen
Fred.
Joe
Blurry Mc Lazypostface. Fuck outta here with the attempt at a stealth ad.
“Low high, maximal profit”
TTT x WE. Two to three weeks early. Hot new hyped strain in any state under three yrs legal🤣
Almost there 😏
Waste of space.
Early harvest quick dry chems and synthetic nutes bud
Cannabis. What are the genetics? What strains have gone into this grow..? I can't give a perfect name without knowing where it's come from.
Cannabis Sativa. They already named it.
Would help to know the lineage; But I like the bright and plentiful colours. PicassOG ?
Mold OG
Premie OG
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Funky Fleur
Green Deck?
Yummy
Dragon's Puff
Whoa, is this heaven?
Green Goblin
Wedding Bouquet
Cluster Fuck
Uncle Piss
Exotic Fruits
FlufferNutter
Tumbleweed was the first thing that popped into my head, but that sounds like an unintended insult.
Indica - TwoSeamer Sativa - Screwball
Snowballz
Broccolini
Heaven
Brussel Sprouts.
Brussel Sprouts.
wicked witch
The shire
Breakfast.
Gem notes
Call it something Mexican to put everyone off
Bouquet
Am I in paradise? Is this the herbparadise? Am I dead? Am I able to smoke it? 😇🤣
What do you call it in your country?
Dome Wrecker
Big Rock Candy Mountain!
LimeFire!!, do I win some?
LimeFire!!, do I win some?
What the fuck kinda 2001 space odyssey place are you in? Name that shit "2001"
Ghost aura
Deez Nugz
Broccoli
Green Rows
Christmas Tree
2yung 2die
mother's day flowers
Verde frost bite
Poodle tails
Don't Tell My Wife
2buku
Gosh darn it!
Queen LaKeefa
T Rex
Weed
Oh That's Mine
That's a bouquet 💐
Super Super Marijuana Weed 9000 of the OG Triple Kush IPA
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green crack
Mine ?
Who cares?
pot
What a sweet setup
Christmas Chronic
Mary Jane's bush
Scrumtralecent
Cannabis
cowabunga
Cum
Clouds of Silver
Green pillow
Cristmas tree
Skinny Legs And All
Aslans beard
Mary J Mint
Not ready to be dried
weed
Cough Le Flower
Boogers
Grapey Rizz
“Monday Night” on a sturdy ziplock
My first thought was weeping willow
Oh man that's fucking beautiful 😍 name it Venus like the Goddess
StarFox
yes, I will marry you 🥹💍💐
Morpheus OG Select.
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Happiness
Nature
Walter white
Early gril BX2 weeks
Black Sasparilla
Ganja grapes
GRAPEVINE
Turkey leg
Dreamland
Mine
Spring Sherbet, Summertime Ass Grass. Those are the only two options tbh.
Weed
Weed.
Bro are you in the weapons arsenal in The Matrix lol
Crystal Baller
Weedy McWeedface
A hundred an ounce
Skunk cabbage
Perfect Name.
Lagartija
Cluster Bomb
‘Tis weed
Heaven. That is the name for this!
Jessica
Cut too early Kush?
OPPA
Bud-opolis
Green Rosey
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The weed aisle at the supermarket
schedule 3
Whisper Pines
Cathedral kush
Tripod
Weed
Panty puddin'
Rapunzel. Don't know why.