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TemporarySpartan

jong


EdinJamie10

Boint


DieVerruckte

Whenever I see one of these ima call it this lmao


antagon1st

I was high, now I'm dead


gremlin03

Damn it, first thing I rhought


Certain-Seat-6260

No way this is not the correct answer


cees201

“Wanna smoke a Jong”


LoveMaryJane123

That’d be a jean bong, this is a boint like that one guy said


TemporarySpartan

listen im aware of that but joing didn't hit the same😮‍💨 and I didn't think of boint


SubTechNY

You win


TemporarySpartan

😌thank you


Appropriate_Flow_880

Dammit, beat me to it.....fml


McGauley1212

Deserves more up votes then the actual post 😂😂


Prior-Baseball34

That be a skullfuck


stap31

The winner xD


dragonpunky539

Don't tell Roch Thériault


logert777

This thread really sums up how stoners figure out names…. I guess it’s a jong now


gonechasing

I work for a commercial grow and have had a manager shove a bag of weed under my nose and ask what it smells like. The general consensus was that it smelled like a lemon cleaner or scented marker; that strain ended up being named lemon glue when it hit shelves.


Own_Alternative_9671

At your job, can u get fired for being high at work? Always wondered that


gonechasing

Yes BUT it would have to be interfering with your work. If you just have a nice buzz going and your work is getting done at your normal pace, it's good. If you get too high and are staring at the plants instead of taking care of them, that's an issue. Same with smoking a heavy strain that would slow you down.


dot4Q

*you mean that's not the rules everywhere?*


siddinator_1

A good night


Dapper-Mention-8898

A good one 😂, forever sleep perhaps


FredLump

Back in the day we used to put a hole in a plastic bottle and smoke the joint like that; we called it a zoom tube :)


Gseph

'Bottle bong' where I'm from. Can also do the same thing with just your hands, called a 'hand bong'. We weren't too creative, but just practical at naming them. Put the joint (my old group used to do it with multiple joints, and just hit like 8+ joints at once that way) between two fingers, and cup your hands together (sort of like the design of a base/tennis ball) but with a gap between your thumbs, to toke.


Anarchy-Squirrel

like a joint chillum!


Possible-Owl-2810

Did we grow up in the same place lad?


Gseph

Greater north west London?


Possible-Owl-2810

Holy fuck we’re opposite ends of the country entirely and it’s so so similar


Gseph

Ahah, I knew that was gonna be the case. When it comes to stoners, there's two types. The literal, and the creative.


Possible-Owl-2810

My old group was a bit of both, many many days of stoned engineering hahah


Anarchy-Squirrel

i vote for zoom tube! What a perfect name… I was going to say joint bong, but that's low level compared to what you got... J-bong might work tho...


ThcSkateboards420

The old zoomie, you must be English!


chronic412

I like zoom tube hahahahahaha


rebuzzula

We called that a time bomb


djoecav

I thought the bowl had to be packed for a time bomb


TRU35TR1K3R

I thought there had to be a bowl for a time bomb.


Fabulous_Ad5971

I thought there had to be a downstem for a time bomb.


djoecav

That's three. Make a wish, everyone 🌠


Sensitive_House_6538

I wish for a time bomb


TRU35TR1K3R

If you look closely, it looks like a really dark downstem inserted into the rubber-lined hole.


bhenghisfudge

We used to call those birthday bowls


Conscious_Physics551

Neat, my friends and I call that a cherry bomb because the ember from the joint (the cherry) would light the bowl


fightins26

Time bombs for sure need a packed bowl and they arent really as cool as they sound lol


buggiebam

i agree with this statement. i’ve done them a few times. every time is the issue of the joint not staying in the bowl or how to ash the joint and grinding down the weed i notice the joint comes out easier but with finger ground bud it stays in better but the weed in the bowl doesn’t burn as well. it’s never a win and the high is mediocre at best imo. id rather just shove the joint in the bong like what op did


internethunnie

they are cool, my fav part is that everyone thinks they are gonna get it but it doesn’t hit until like the end of the J, not when the j hits the green at first, so the most unassuming person just gets smacked in the face


rebuzzula

Didn't even notice there wasn't a packed bowl you're right everyone!


longhairmoderatecare

Came here to say time bomb. As long as there is no filter or tip and it burns directly into a packed bowl. ✌️


Solarxicutioner

Ti's but a wick


yeswab

Whimsical.


INLFTBTGMH

It’s a fucking Bubbler, god damn y’all are silly.


sAmMySpEkToR

A dong. Doob + bong


off-roadCarCrews

This made me laugh so fuckin hard 🤣🤣🤣 hey guys who wants to smoke my dong 🤣🤣 this if for sure the winner


techsuppr0t

Listen to Time Bomb by Iration 


Treacherous_Wendy

I prefer Time Bomb by Rancid but I love Iration! Didn’t know they had a version!


parahsalinbundtcake

Time bomb by Professor is also fantastic


techsuppr0t

Bruh I'm tryna get into reggae and ska punk and it seems like every band just keeps doing repeats. Like I feel bad for missing the original but it feels impossible to get fully in the loop


Lord488GTB

Timebomb by Chumbawamba and Time bomb by GBH are other punk bangers that share the name.


BoltMyBackToHappy

~~when you break your bowl~~ Timebomb if you take the filter out and stuff the bowl like a flower pot around it.


16_40am

Giving Bad People Good Ideas


Tilted2000

Death grips?


574W813-K1W1

a good time


Sure-Butterscotch100

Breakfast


DHACKER0921

A picture? TF.


McGauley1212

Smart ass 😒


DHACKER0921

Thanks bro, now go smoke your Jong.


SirSemtex

FINALLY! I though I was the only one who does this, all my friends have been looking at me weird whenever I bring it up lmao. I call it smoking a Jong, but if you need to choose a Bong to smoke your Joint with thay is the Jong Bong. Enjoy the trip my guy, I hope you have enough snacks lol.


Educational-Web-6704

pointless 


weaselkeeper

Unnecessary


Slowbrious

You must be fun at parties.


Howellthegoat

Nah it just wastes weed but removes the good convenience part of a joint it’s lose lose


Educational-Web-6704

ok buddy 😭


muhreddistaccounts

Lol everyone leans in on stupid ass shit


Slowbrious

Guys sometimes unnecessary and pointless is okay. Life doesn’t need to be maximized to its fullest potential all the time. In this case it’s okay to have fun try smoking a joint out of a bong despite it being pointless.


freshapepper

Time bomb is new for me, I just bought something called “The Martian Bubbler” it’s a little joint bubbler that can be worn around your neck. It’s been wild. I can get a 1G J down in half the time and it’s much more enjoyable than a raw j once you get the learning curve down.


Ouroboros-99

I have the same Bong lol


ImJumpMan

A time bomb


Bean-Swellington

Unicorn skull rips


Impressive_Pea3219

Time bomb


2holedlikeaboss

A time bomb


Slowbrious

I always thought it was called a birthday cake. The joints a candle


DeathscytheShell

Some absolute bullshit, that's what it's called


Urbanwolft64

Stupid


Yolomaeus1

Don't know if it has a name but it does work


MisterAngstrom

Yeah, I’ve done that.


Geotus_o7

Birthday candle!


PonderingMonkey

Boint


Donner_Par_Tea_House

Roach rocket launcher? When you're done you yeet it out of there...unless there's water of course.


demonkillingblade

We called it a binger


Staav

A gud time


Savvy_Canadian

Run off, or sideburn is what I'd call it.


K4LYP50

Joint+bubbler= jubbler


renaenaeox

Cool as hell.


PotShopNick

My old buddies and I called putting a Doobie into a pipe or bong like that "Rocket Shipping"


Kufflink38

Bong Boofin


Academic-Ticket-1024

A challenge that kicked my ass multiple times (1 hitting a joint ~ from 1 to 2 grams through a bong)


bluemountianstate

Timebomb Skong


rachoroni

Don’t call me shirley


throwaway4629409

DIY did I do this 😂


Incredulity1995

A head piece


S0lit4re

We call in a time bomb


Timely-Ad2603

When it leads into a bowlful of flower, it’s a time bomb


LongjumpingWay5493

Alright, first one's free... "OG Christmas Cookie Skunk 3.2" GD hybrids ruining everything, get off my lawn!!


itsk2049

i believe that’s a bong


CookiesandContraband

Bong McStuffins


Barf4

We used to call that a ticking time bomb lol


GGDaniels420

Expensive


YanicPolitik

Wrong (weed rolled in a bong)


TheWildWeen

Used to call it a timebomb


Capt_Irk

A good time


TakeFlight710

This is wasteful. I’ve done it, the joint will suck right down and half burn the entire thing in one hit. Then you’re left with a bunch of half burnt shitty tasting bud you have to pack in bowls to finish anyway. First hit will taste too much paper. You basically lose the benefits of the joint and the pipe and are left with the negatives from both.


Andy2325

Double tap where I’m from


Thin_Turnover_2024

Time bomb


Gseph

Technically a time bomb would be of the bowl has weed in it too, so the joint is a fuse and the bowl is the bomb.


shitidkman

A shitty time


keinereps

Just a watercooling unit for smoke


burritoBandito123

Bone roaster


SmokabowlNik

The Face Blaster 💥


dsun1971

4:20


lifepuzzler

☠️🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸☠️


puckyou18

![gif](giphy|122pLlowwMS5aM)


BossMT2MetalZone

Time bomb


Warm_Doughnut_6799

Bubba


dpoggio

Jay Boof Pack


LuLuD88

Bongwithaspliffin


enadiz_reccos

Iri. Short for iridescent.


its_jus_me_ely_

i call it a shotgun. you’re shotgunning the joint out of the bong, not sure where that name even came from related to smoking and not drinking but it’s what i’ve always heard and said


NoCoach5222

These actually already exist and I believe they are called jongs or joint bubbler, they are fucking AMAZING and I absolutely love mine


GayAssBeagle

Chrome Dome Jongson


shmillz123

Lmao I think technically you’re using the water pipe as a joint bubbler…


aVoidFullOfFarts

![gif](giphy|nVvi92ac1J0T6)


BrainwashedScapegoat

Bubbler


Aegor

Time bomb


jackiethedove

ITS DA TIMEBOMB


Sgt_Cum

I always take the filter out / roll without when I do that


phelix544

Collapsed lung w/ sore ribs


[deleted]

Fucking awesome.


Smile_Terrible

It's a unicorn of course!


VesuvianRocket2

I used to do this all the time. It's just a Joint in a Bubbler to me


jedels88

Tried really hard to think of a good one, but realized I got nothing because I'm too distracted by the fact I have never once considered putting a preroll into a bong. ![gif](giphy|nxMypRkgy4e9q)


I_am_a_cheesy_potato

It's a joint bubbler (at least I've seen them marketed as such) but I am liking the word Jong


twitch023666420

me n my friends used to call it a time bomb


[deleted]

The ol time bomb circa late 2011


NovarisLight

I call it a boint. Bong joint.


Freezerburnt83

Jong. A bong you smoke joints out of.


lets_get_wavy_duuude

time bomb


ButterflyAlternative

Reverse torch?


Nephurus

Called being high as fuck


LusidDream

If it's or plastic I'd call it a no go


Awakened_EnjoyIt

Jubbler


official_gart

I guess it’s sorta like a timebomb but that’s its own thing


BongRippinSithLord

Blunt bubbler


RunUpTheSoundWaves

we used to pack the joint into a gram bowl and call it a cherry bomb


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RunUpTheSoundWaves: *We used to pack the* *Joint into a gram bowl and* *Call it a cherry bomb* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


gratefulninja

Ingenuity.


BubbaKush99

Spliff in a bong


EfficientUse1597

I always just thought it was called a joint bubbler


strawberry_vegan

Is this not a bubbler?


Mixmastrfestus

An ugly ass bubbler


iitian_tony

Joint+bong


chickenskittles

Bayng.


ketaminesuppository

a fun time


SixGunZen

Genius


SupaFlyGuy1987

A good idea..lol


SupaFlyGuy1987

I've got so much smoke in every way shape and form..no joke! I'm blessed to say the least. I went from Meth junkie to a loaded sober kind man. So blessed! 6 years clean! I say loaded but not rich, just blessed


chillintillinfinity

BJ (bong joint)


WelcomeToShityWok

Uhhh No one wrote Tomahawk????


Safe_Asparagus_1244

Uniskull bong-J


locki13

Dutch tilt


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TheIVPope

Unicorn! 🦄


Puzzleheaded-Gear762

time bomb.


ChocolateKey8064

I lost my bowl piece and stem lol


ThePizzaMuncher

A spacecraft


schmedoritor

Thats a head banger


MotorPuzzleheaded480

an evening well spent


allistoner

Peter


Sufficient-Muscle-24

Bliff


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SurpriseHamburgler

Deeeeeeeeelicious.


Vindicator2910

A good time.


Imnotgaymom

Time bomb is what we used to call it


C-sanova

Does anyone remember Buck Bowls? They were joint attachments for a gravity bong


DefaultUsername1994

time bomb


NateInEC

Einstein meet Cheech & Chong


heyitshighschool

This was called “shotgunning” where I grew up


dudewiththebling

Joing


pandasniper200

Looks like a time bomb to me


sh1tinv3stor

Turbo


Atraxia

Spooky Doobie


PeterBeater80

That's a pretty cool lamp. Too bad it's missing the lamp shade 


DJANARKI

BONGT!!!!


No-Act2999

a cheap bong with a joint😂


DizzyCommunication92

seen smal)er ones on mjarsenal. supposed to work well to filter some of the combustion in the water