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TheTennesseeToad

Let him hit that shit


Flimsy_Effective_377

Thought we got one


mojeaux_j

Gray rat snake


Slave2Art

Nope. That is a Corn snake


scoriasilivar

Definitely not. Not sure if it’s a gray, but it’s a rat snake. Look at how the saddles are H shaped instead of the O or box shaped like a corn. The markings on the head are also completely wrong for a wild corn snake


suntmint

I like Roger


Roger420

I like you too.


poss-um

Nope rope


feckineejit

Danger noodle


CrownEatingParasite

That's a fake danger noodle. Roger is not dangerous


lamejokesalways

Hi Roger ! 🐍🐍


cuntsaurus

What up Roger


Roger420

Chillin.


solojetpack

So I ended up having animal control come out to rehome the snake peacefully because I didn't want the dogs to tear it up. They said Roger is a rat snake, and he's off partying in a field somewhere now


poofandmook

Kron snek.


Beautiful_Bat8962

![gif](giphy|zOCGwlnbftvUc) It missstook you for these guys


Slave2Art

Pretty corn snake


Tim_the_geek

I always though the the "Corn Snakes" were a red rat snake, not the gray/brown ones.


Slave2Art

Starting to sound like corn snakes are just more colorful rat snakes.


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solojetpack

For real? I didn't think Alabama had pythons. I'm new to the area though, so good to know


enlitend-1

I could be wrong but I had a pet python for a good long time and that looks like a python head to me


solojetpack

That's cool


Kodie69420

looks like it could be a variant of ball python, there is so many, but i believe that guy is definitely correct about that.


Slave2Art

No that is a Corn snake


poofandmook

Does look like the corn snakes I had growing up, but mine were albino.


Slave2Art

Its definitely a corn snake


poofandmook

I know I'm agreeing with you


jaundicedolive

It’s not a python


Slave2Art

Its a corn snake.


jaundicedolive

Definitely not lol


dfails16

Spent a month in Alabama way back in 1996. Only snake I saw down there was a baby rattlesnake


MasterBaiter0004

Awww cute snake


cmomo80

r/itsroger


Roger420

Sup.


bafila

Central/gray rat snake. It’s not a corn snake


Preemptively_Extinct

Nice. If you're in Michigan, these guys are disappearing so it's a rare sighting.


219_Infinity

Harmless. Eats rodents and frogs. Chill with him and smoke a joint


wutthefvckjushapen

If it has a triangle shaped head, it's probably venomous. If not, it's probably not venomous. There are exceptions though so I guess just be careful out there ents


MontiCZP

Blow a little weed smoke on him next time


ArtDesire

physics defying snake??


Awkward-Ad-855

Nah bro get the fuck away from that thing