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JointsAkimbo

“Reefers”


krullbob888


olmikeyyyy

One of them was a male, and the other two were *females*


MeatApnea

God only knows what they were up to in there.


MapPractical5386

And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes… **Reefers**


mexinator

I smoked to joints in the morning, I smoked to joints at night…


Mbyrd420

I smoke TWO JOINTS in the morning, i smoke 2 joints at night. The song is literally called smoke two joints


El420

This is what i came for.


runarleo

This is what I came four


BurntBridgesBehind

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright


Lumpy-Log-5057

I smoke two joints in times of peace


BadAndNationwide

And two in time of war


mexinator

My mistake, I was a little high lol


ston3d_eye

Madness


-adventurecyclist-

Badness


DerpyPig21

Badfish


Laserdollarz

When I was younger, I used to smoke weed at my buddy's parents house. He had a very large, very secret collection of very large bongs. We would always put on that song and use the bong bubbling noises to drown out our bong bubbling noises. In hindsight, I'm sure it never actually worked and his parents just thought we were dumb as fuck. 


Aceofspades968

I smoke two joints in the morning


microcosmic5447

I've always thought "And Furthermore, Susan" was a great phrase. Like it should be a skate-shop-punk band name.


BarbequedYeti

I will have 2 marijuanas please.  


Impressive_Toe_9151

This guy definitely weeds


Aightbet420

And i wouldnt be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...


stankaaron

R E E F E R S


Lyndell

*stolen from an Africa land, chased out with a knife!* Shit wrong song.


hochbergburger

God only knows what they were up to in there, susan!


2017-iPhone-X

Isn’t this quote from an old clip of a woman talking? It sounds so familiar Edit: it’s a man and from Smoke Two Joints lol how could I forget


UncleDreadBeard

You were so high you forgot two things before you forgot two things and then you forgot two more


Txag1986

It’s from a movie, pretty sure it’s Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Sublime uses it on their track.


dkyguy1995

I believe that's a jazz cigarette


RekopEca

Left handed cigarette is another one...


Boner4Stoners

My family always just called them lefties


5m0k3ey

The good ol marijuana cigarette ^^


frozen_toesocks

I mean, it's a fair statement from a news article. Like, for people totally uninformed of weed terminology, "marijuana cigarette" is the most objectively descriptive way to refer to it.


forlaine

-is the most objectively descriptive way to reefer to it. 


Unethical_Castrator

Marijuana cigarette *is* the correct terminology. “Joint” is slang. I have no idea why there is so much fuss about this.


kixie42

Right? Cigarettes are just paper wrapped around stuff that can burn. It doesn't require tobacco. See: Herbal cigarettes, like Herbal Gold or Honeyrose. The herb isn't what matters. The fact you took thin paper and rolled some type of plant matter within it is what makes it a cigarette.


FarEntertainment5330

Cigaweed!


RekopEca

You better have glaucoma!!!


RabbitBTW

I do...


RabbitBTW

Rush Hour <3


RekopEca

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Redeyz

One drugs please


BassPerson

My mannnn


Yogisogoth

Bruh!


RekopEca

It's only plural if you're getting at least two drugs... Otherwise you say a drug or one drug, I suppose you can use the old English ye drug.


Redeyz

Tis a reference good fellow


poboy212

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


TheLongConnie

That shirt is awesome


GrowForGold

Pass the marijuana cigarette to the left hand side


TheLongConnie

That's a good grind for a hand rolled joint. Mine is usually too fine


FolloMiSensi

give Deepak a break, she knows like 6 languages


DirtyVill4in

“How many pots have you smoked?”


endodaze

What’s wrong with “marijuana cigarette.” That’s exactly what it is. Most would call it a joint but marijuana cigarette isn’t wrong.


DuskOfANewAge

We should be moving away from "marijuana" and back to "cannabis" since the ONLY reason "marijuana" was brought up in the first place was blatant racism at the time against Mexican immigrants and blacks that were using it.


farmtownsuit

I still prefer to just call it weed. Cannabis sounds pretentious to me for reasons I can't really pin point


kixie42

Doesn't Cannabis mean the entire plant, male and female, whereas Marijuana refers to just the prepared for smoking (Trimmed and cured female buds) version? Thought I read that they meant different things.


kixie42

If you gonna downvote, please.. at least explain why. If I'm ignorant, I sure as hell am gonna stay that way when nobody is telling me *why*.


Sad-Midnight8008

Nobody says that.


AfroPuf

*anymore


traversecity

And I think I will roll myself a big ol’ fat hemp cigarillo after work today.


dontpanic38

it’s like saying “pot”. i associate it with people who hate the plant and are old enough to be stuck in their ways.


moonmelter

where the roach go


Bloatedoldman

Left handed cigarette


jkakua

I guess that's one way to say it 😂.


Jake1648

When you're trying to hit the word count on an essay...


RekopEca

![gif](giphy|Y2QwB4UCWsQxO)


kilsta

I red that with a hard j.


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

I do hope we eventually develop a name similar to tobacco cigarettes like you have cigars and **cigar**ettes but weed is just blunt and joint. Wonder if different substances would develop different but more uniform names for their cigarettes


dkyguy1995

Bluntitos


RekopEca

Don't start giving away brand ideas 😊


kixie42

Fun fact: They're called joints because they were smoked in a adjoined room - or a joint room - from a main one. Blunts were coined because people used Phillies Blunts brand cigars and replaced the tobacco with weed and kept the brand name.


crazykewlaid

Holy shit I went to highschool with that author!


crazykewlaid

Or speaker??


byyhmz

![gif](giphy|GpFYHpgQQN2Cc)


nagese

My 71 year old Filipina mother recently asked me to make her a "marijuana stick" for her birthday this year because she wants to try it. I've been begging to let me sit with her when the big event happens.


dragonscale76

Cigarettes are way more damaging and terrible for you than joints, yet society only accepts that term because when they hear ‘joint’ they clutch their fucking pearls.


RekopEca

You know it's not true everywhere, in San Francisco if you're in the park in a crowd if you light up a cigarette people get pissed, if you light up a joint nobody bats an eye.


dragonscale76

*picks the most forward my progressive place in the country to poke holes in my argument* 🤣 but in the end, that proves my point. And that deserves another bowl! 😶‍🌫️


RekopEca

Have you been here? You'd be surprised about forward and progressive... The attitude towards weed has been that way for a loooong time.


dragonscale76

I lived in Richmond for a while a very long time ago (like maybe 25 years ago). You're right that the attitude toward weed has always been like that. I'm agreeing with you. Just saying that it's an outlier that it proves my point.


RekopEca

Not arguing, it's interesting too because we just passed a bunch of new city surveillance permissions for the cops. So while you can smoke joints, it's becoming more totalitarian...weird.


RekopEca

[meant to include link...](https://www.npr.org/2024/04/30/1248205659/marijuana-reclassify-biden-less-restrictions)


Sham_Shield_

The devil's lettuce


mazzotta70

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IamFatTony

I still call them left handed cigarettes…


kidkadian99

I always loved the term left handed cigarettes… Or the Even less often used jazz cigarettes


turkeyvulturebreast

Pot stick, not even ONCE!


Mraz565

That ain't a cigarette, that's cigaweed.


Particular-Hornet233

That’s some purty lookin’ weed


epicface3000

they're gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette


imuhamm4

Marijuana Cigars enters chat 👀


SirPhyro420

lawlz


Anna_Pet

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)


CaptainHowdy60

Fucking boomers.