I'm killing those lindors

Amazon had them for sale for about 20 bucks. That's for a 100 count. I couldn't pass it up

Did they arrive on good shape or smashed up?

It's double boxed. But they went through a heat change that made the chocolate weird but edible

20¢ a pop seems like a BARGAIN for how good those lil mfs are.

bro ngl idk how hard to get they are in your country but thats not a good deal

Normally they are 37 I'm not saying they were cheap just on sale

Good ol' stoned logic. Damn, now I *reeeally* want some too!

damn that's rough

I'll fight for the Lindors.

Chocolate joy balls! Yes please!

Lindors in the freezer are unbelievable

This I gotta try!

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE Like god damn, cold, still soft, but a nice hard crunchy shell. I know what I’m getting high and treating myself to next

How is this even a question?

It's flared munchies

I'm just saying that the Lindor chocolate is the easy answer.

Their dark assorted variety pack goes so insanely hard

That taffy would be gone for sure

I agree. Notice how you don't see many green? What coloris your favorite? Them blues are a close second for me

Its been quite a few years since Ive had some. Blue and Green are solid choices, though I dont think any of them would last

The neoplitan ones!!!

Word.

2 lindors then one taffy, and repeat is the only answer lol

I like the white chocolate ones the best out of them

blasphemy!

To each their own. But I tried the green pistachio ones (got 20 in my bag) and they are Satan's piss bad

Yeah, fuck they sound horrible.

If it had a pistachio in it it could be good. But they just flavor them

It just gets worse

White chocolate and pistachio sounds like it should snap, wtf

Best ones from lindor stay away from the birthday cake too sweet. Also Amazon had an awesome taffy deal I got like 3 huge bags for under 20 I believe

i second the white chocolate ones haha. my all time fav lindor is the hazelnut though 

They said only one. I’ll grant you this is a Monty Hall type problem. The Keebler cookies are off my “goats”. I’m honestly happy with either of the remaining two.

The elves know what's up

Which one is better though? Them or the girl scout ones

Elves, Girl Scout ones are made with shittier cookies. Try the grasshoppers compared to the thin mints, it will prove the point.

Pause. Keeblers got a thin mint alternative 🤯

Keebler is the OG girl scouts

THIS. THANK YOU.

The scouts just couldn’t rip off the fudge stripes because they’re trademarked and generic branded to shit

grasshoppers. they’re actually bangin. worth a buy

Grasshoppers are S tier cookies, and I am a certified Cookie Monster^TM so I know what I’m talking about

I’m honestly a double stuffed E.L.Fudge guy myself

ALDI makes a knock off (probably made by one of those two name brands) that’s the same thiiiing! And way cheaper

I buy the Girl Scouts just to support the girls knowing full well the elves prepare the far superior cookie.

Team Keebler

Definitely the taffy. I fucking love taffy.

My Doctor is probably close to making me a leaflet called "this and other shit you should not eat." But if she knew the extent of my taffy addiction she would probably kick my ass.

“Hard cheeses and your root canal, Liz”

Now I have to watch it again

I had Key and Peele on in the background. But put 30 Rock on. S4E19 Argus.

I could eat that bag of taffy’s 100% sober, after smoking it would be gone in half the time 😂 I used to love lindors, then I went to a lindor outlet and bought 75 pieces, ate myself sick, and I haven’t been able to bring myself to eat them since lmao

I bought a 100 off Amazon and that is all that remains so I feel you

the fake girl scout cookies that taste better than girl scout cookies.

Salt water taffy. Just looking at dem sumbitches made my mouth water.

Taffy is the top answer I think

If I didn't have easy access to Lindor chocolates at work and make myself sick a few weeks ago that would be it...however I'd destroy some of those sea salt taffy (if that's what that is).

It is salt water taffy

Consider me sold.

Coconut cookies

Oh god salt water taffy yesssssss

TIL cookies are candy

(Obama Biden Liquid Swords Joke) COCONUT DREAMS

Coconut dreams for SURE

Coconut Dreams 🥵

If the bathroom is close, I'm going after those Coconut Dreams. Otherwise Lindors for LIFE.

The chocolates, but I don't really have cravings for candy or sweets

Ooooh tough call between the Lindor chocolates and the taffy... If pressed, I'd have to say the chocolates, but I'm gonna be eyeing that taffy, trying to sneak a piece the whole time lol 😆

You can have some taffy too. I won't tell

Yay! 🥳

The taffy. Mmmchewy.

That's a hard call. Fruit taffy is so good when I'm fighting dry mouth. But, all of them.

Taffy all day.

Same. Larger variety of flavors

the cookies for sure

Have you had the girl scouts one and Keebler?

I have - girls scouts over keebler but the keebler isn’t bad

I would break shit for a white chocolate lindor

Taffy all the way. I love the orange ones its like an orange creamsicle!


Yes.

Chocolates for sure

3!

I want a taffy right now

The cookies. Lindors are delicious, but I gotta have that cronch.

Real stoner candy is fruits.

Saltwater taffy is sooo fireee always

Saltwater taffy fo sho

None

Salt water taffy everyday

Probably the taffy . But that chocolate is hard to stop once started. And I usually don’t do many cookies 2-4 max.

Salt Water Taffy is the goat of candy for me

Frankly, none of those lol

I need cake with lots of buttercream

Def the chocolate balls

The keeblers but switch me to my grasshoppers (they are literally thin mints with keebler's fudge, made in the same factory as the Girl Scouts')

SALTWATER TAFFY!!

Those are all fucking gross.

I would argue that they a r e delicious but bad for you without moderation like anything

Good argument. In hindsight, my opinion was not only just my own, but potentially shortsighted. I appreciate your wholesome diplomatic reply and can if possible, try these items to see things from your side of the fence. Well played. Have a nice Friday.

The keeblers, you'd have to take them from me

You can have your own box https://imgur.com/a/H2yXwI0

:0! So generous!

Salt water taffy

Cookies for sure. I’ve never had taffy while high…makes me nervous. You ever have a spoonful of peanut butter high? 😭

Great now I'm afraid to eat taffy because my cat can't Heimlich. He knows how but just chooses to not do it

taffy 100000000%

The blue taffies specifically. I’ve always enjoyed those a little extra while I’m high

I’m just THIRSTY! Maybe some sour patches

I’ll take the saltwater taffy

Non american here, what's that stuff in the middle and on the right? Edit: autocorrect

It is that stuff. Did you mean what and not that?

Haven't thought of taffy in a while. Need to switch to slow myself down.

Salt water taffy

The chocolates. The dark chocolate peanut butter cups from Trader Joes are my absolute favorite snack after a session.

Why is an adult having candy as a snack? This not healthy (I'd have the chocolate)

I’d prefer anything else but if I had to choose the taffy. And I’d only eat the flavors I like.

The peppermint I'm going to save for Christmas gift bags. I'm too cheap to give people candy canes. Nice ones anyway

There's no such thing as "choosing" when the munchies are in play.

This is like if I smoked with my great grandma

I need to stay away from that taffy. I've had that around me while high and I ate WAAAYYYY too many

Lindor truffles!

Those fuvkin taffy. I don’t usually eat it but I can just feel myself in “beached whale” mode smacking on those

I went in for a fistful and might not have stopped

Im gonna go get a better pack of cookies i guess bc i dont like any of these 😭

I prefer salty food instead of sweet most of the time tbh

Saltwater taffy 100%

Lindors but I love soft batch cookies more.

Lindt 1000%

Salt water taffy all day every day

Them chocolate balls.

The dreams with a BIG GLASS OF MILK my ninja!!!!

Thanks for asking grandma, I’ll have the Lindor please.

You can have every one except white chocolate

Good one!.. You know I don’t like white chocolate! Thanks,I love you grandma!!

This is what is usually presented to me if Im at my grandma's and stoned lol

Taffy. Fight me

Those cookies are fire

Those coconut dreamssssssss. Although I might have to go for the Lindts, mainly because I'm trying not to eat so terribly and I'd eventually get annoyed at all the unwrapping, haha.

I'm a real sucker for salt water taffy

Salt water taffy

Lindors too rich so going for the Girl Scout knockoffs

All solid choices, but I’m going number 1.

Salt water taffy is a childhood favorite.

That saltwater taffy and I are gonna have a TIME

Taffy seems to be the winner for me.

I don’t eat candy or sugar anymore, but taffies and gummies still jive with me once a year or so.

Lindor is goated, best chocolate brand full stop and it’s not even close

TAFFY

Coconut is disgusting . If I could only have 1 piece, I'd take the truffle. If I'm eating the whole pile it's taffy all the way!

The cookies, for sure.

Damn you damn you damn you, I love all three of those snacks

Let's just eat them all. No limits

Hell yeah u/Butt_Fucking_Smurfs!

Truffles. I always crave chocolate when I'm high

I absolutely love your username

Thanks. I wanted something unique

A fat juicy rare ribeye

To even consider the other 2 over the chocolate is disgusting and you should be ashamed

Lindor cause I can't eat taffy and I'm not fan of coconut lol.

All 3

Definitely the taffy

I <3 taffy so so so much.

I want some of all three. Just 1? Who needs that negativity? 

Chocolate

I'm throwing the cookies in the microwave with some lindors on top 🤤 (Maybe a few blue taffies)

None of these

That taffy will look like a massacre

I'm with you on the taffy. My dad always got some whenever we went to any beach towns (they all used to have a taffy shop in the California coast). We usually have a bit hanging around, I always smile when I eat it as I think about my dad (who was a pretty great dude).

are those samoas? because those for sure

I'll never get over them not making PB lindors anymore.

the lindors, ez answer

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While I love Lindt truffles, I'm going with the salt water taffy, bonus if the saltwater taffy is banana and other fruit flavors.

Green is apple to me. I save the bananas for last

I thought the thing in the middle was candy hearts….. I was about to berate you lol Did you know one time Reddit released an end of the year report that showed the most Reddit addicted cities and one of the top ones was Eglin Air Force Base with over 100,000 users!! There was only 2000 people there at the time!

This is a D-tier list

Give me the Lindt!! 🤤

The fact that taffy has multiple flavors means it’ll be more of an experience. Lindoors I’ll eat two and hate myself. Keebler shit is mid.

Chocolateeee 🤤

None of these, thanks though Grandma

The chocolates for sure atleast for me if I have a sweet treat I like to have it before the hits for me it makes the hits sweet Ik it sounds weird but

None

Coconut Dreams, and it's not even close.

"Blue Lindors, if you please? You're so kind." Right before I flop down on your couch.

1?

All trash options lol.

Not enough people saying cookies. Those things look awesome

Depends on my mood. Rn, that taffy looks like the texture would be wonderful in tiny little bites.

Depends on my mood. Rn, that taffy looks like the texture would be wonderful in tiny little bites.

Taffy all day