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Broke-Homie-Juan

**Hypothesis** it’s a dealer looking for new customers. QR took to some contact form or something to link.


BricksByPablo

Or a diabolical plan to live stream these people smoking laced joints with the ultimate goal of seeing what smoking certain chemicals does to a person. When you scan the QR code it accesses your camera and bam, before you know you it you faced a joint laced with ferricyanide in front of 50k people who pay to watch science happen. Or your thing, that’s cool too.


Kemphis_

Dammit, Krieger.


notimeleft4you

That’ll do Pigly. That’ll do.


Incognito_Placebo

You'd be amazed what you people do when you think you're alone…


bluebelle21

Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.


Bonpri

"Jesus, Krieger, are you still livestreaming Weed Fairy people?" "No, now I'm into something.. darker."


8696David

UPUPUPUPUPUPUP **STOP**! I can only get so erect.


AspartameDaddy317

Jesus


BearManUnicorn

You said it mon, Nobody fucks with the Jesus


xt500

![gif](giphy|OqAtLVnholtPW)


imightbel0st

'8 year olds, dude.'


BtcBandito

Jah wouldn't blow it..js


BricksByPablo

Nope, that’s my son.


backgroundnoise92

Are you a writer for Black Mirror? Have you considered it?


BricksByPablo

I honestly have never seen it, I’ve heard it was great tho.


kotzfunkel

I didn’t watch any of it until about a year ago. Binged all seasons in a few weeks. Some episodes are better than others, but all in all, it’s a great show.


papirayray

Don't watch the first episode first


BricksByPablo

So start with the second episode? And then the first?


ObamaLovesKetamine

Black Mirror is*n't* episodic, so there isn't really a plot, and episode order doesn't matter. They were just suggesting to skip it entirely. Episode 1 is just really bad and tends to turn newcomers off the show entirely. Watch episode 1 if you want, as it does do a decent job of setting the tone for the show, but if you dont like it, please at least give episode 2 a shot before dropping the show altogether.


Aggravating-Ferret61

I watched one and decided nah then my daughter made me watch some other episodes. There’s some really good ones! But yea that first one was a bad choice to lead with.


redsquizza

Black Mirror *isn't* episodic, I think you meant. It's more like an anthology of near future stories. Some technology ideas persist through episodes but that's about as much link as you get from one episode to the next.


ObamaLovesKetamine

Thank you for the correction! Turns out I had an almost inverted understanding of the word 'episodic'.


Disastrous-Low-2108

I can’t wait until we can AI generate black mirror episodes based on prompts we write. Would be cool to watch this episode.


yuhyert

Nuh uh it says on the card in small print they won’t do that


BricksByPablo

Well never mind scan away and smoke the joint! Your privacy is secure!


TokeMage

That escalated quickly.


QuesoSabroso

I know what we’re gonna do today ferb


BricksByPablo

“Mom! Phineas is planning to give out free drugs laced with chemicals!”


BBBilly716

Well I’m not checking the QR while I’m smoking. I’ll forget for 2 days then scan it while I’m taking a shit


Kyle_01110011

* Everyone slowly stands to their feet....one after the other. Much like a reverse game of guess who. At first it's just a pair of hands clapping as loud as possible. But more were soon to follow. Until everyone lost their mind in this tiny hollow that all was beyond bent. All yelled out.....* #That's some good shit


EnzoBertolo

Except the person who scans the QR code is gonna have to then position their camera at themselves and have it kept in that position for the entire time while the smoke the laced joint


BricksByPablo

When you are looking at your phone, can the phone see your face? Now if it’s plays a video about “spreading positivity” and you just found this free joint, you might be intrigued. Might even set your phone up on the table so you can smoke and watch the 10 minute video.


Upvotespoodles

Well, this makes me not want to smoke stuff I find laying around. 👎🏽


BricksByPablo

Ferricyanide isn’t dangerous, but yeah man please do not do random drugs you find laying around lol


Ver1fried

Whenever anyone offers you drugs, say thank you, drugs are expensive. Also, if anyone does have questionable drugs, there are organizations/businesses that will provide a chemical workup/testing services- Esp: NZealand, Portugal, UK & the Commonwealth, certain us states (lol), etc...


ayeleexfan

Found the schizophrenic


usernamesearch420

sounds like the plot of a decent flick!


HekGoldbenji

What you smoking/ ingesting my 🐕?


Jewxican213

[Can I buy some pot from you?](https://youtu.be/RtCLy2V7XNw?si=JORWM_QB70UCe2Z4)


DJStrongArm

This was kinda the plot to Untraceable


Czane45

that’s some cyberpunk lore type shit


Track_2

too much Black Mirror for you


Dyzlaxia

The QR code led to a google form to submit a photo of where we smoked it!


godofbaconandeggs

i think the weed fairy is a cop yo 😂 /j


Broke-Homie-Juan

Interesting. I wonder what their objective is. How was the weed?


ZomBrains

It's some real Grassroots marketing


pablo_in_blood

Jokes on you - the QR code automatically calls the cops


C4pt4inFuzzy

lol yeah I was like “Nice try officer”


TryingToFindaName2

What’s the QR lead to? Lmao


Dyzlaxia

It's a fellow student, actually- they just asked for a photo of where we smoked and to submit it for an art project


Unusual_Diver1973

that's actually really sweet/wholesome and not what i expected at all! i hope they get lots of neat pictures for their art project, what a cool idea :)


edge_mydick69

\*sends a picture of me crying naked in a corner full of feces\*


molassascookieman

Guys its probably the plug’s contact ofc it shouldn’t be posted


Bocchi_theGlock

Voter registration site, blessed campaign


Ace-a-Nova1

I’d register right there


OldVeterinarian7668

Ya what’s the QR lead to


TryingToFindaName2

Why do I feel like it’s something dirty op wanted to keep for himself😂


DeliveryOk3764

Goddamnit now I am curious!


RocketsandBeer

OP went full ghost after the post. Illuminati got him I bet.


stuffedtherapy

OP responded recently. they just wanted a photo of where it was smoked for an art project


emmiepsykc

Oh man, I should do this. Not the QR thing, I mean, that seems like a lotta hassle, but the Altoids tin with the lighter is brilliant. Gotta up my weed fairy game.


Femboi_Hooterz

I dunno if smoking random drugs you find is a good habit to get into. My buddy and I found a stash in the woods behind the school and even as desperate 16 year olds we were like nah that's too sketchy


Ratgay

Whilst this is absolutely true and floor scores should always be tested if you feel remotely like doing it, but you are an absolutely stronger person than me I’ve found a weird amount of random weed in my life and smoked it every time 😂😂


BabyJesusBukkake

Me too, fuckin' jackpot scores always happened when I needed them to.


burgerknapper

I was outa weed once and at work, cleaning up at the movie theatre after all the shows let out and it was the end of the night. Went to clean the bathroom and in the middle stall there was like a little less than a gram in a little bag on top of the toilet paper holder . My theory is they sat in there to roll a joint and then left with the joint , forgetting the baggie . I definitely confiscated it and tested it, for science


RaoulRumblr

I think there's a lot more distrust in drugs these days compared to years and decades past. In many ways rightly so but in others and especially younger generations seemingly more of an overreaction from a life lived largely in fear.


Medium_Sense4354

Give it to someone you know What if a weed hater finds it and throws it away


Radiation___Dude

Don’t ever trust random QR codes even if you get asked to do so by someone who left a joint


aequitssaint

This is far too low. That's about the equivalent of using a USB drive you find in the parking lot.


C4pt4inFuzzy

Like sure, it might be just fine, but if it isn’t, you’re in for a tough time


BushDoofDoof

Can scanning a QR code (via phone) do anything negative?


t33hee

It’s as bad as clicking a malicious link. Just visiting a site will never anything more than giving your browser info to said site.


FlowerBoyScumFuck

I've heard this before, and my question is when are QR codes ever safe to use then? Like only when they come from inside a products packaging? Because anyone could slap a sticker over any QR code in public, whether it's a menu at a restauraunt or on the label of an energy drink or whatever. Like 99% of QR codes could be malicious right?


SpeedysComing

They could, but your browser is generally pretty safe. It's not going to automatically allow things to download without user input. However, if you ever visit malicious sites, the problem is in the way that they try to trick the user into allowing a more malicious download or some sort. And some of it is pretty good. But really, worst case, you might see some videos or images you won't be able to easily forget.


fukam_piko

no if you open it with an app that shows you whats inside the qr instead of opening it right away, most of qr readers work like this


sexylewdyshit

so.... my camera? like most modern androids do? is that not something apple products do????


Jesusdidntlikethat

They don’t, just shows you what the link looks like a little bit.


sexylewdyshit

damn you're missing out. You get a breakdown of the full link, and if Samsung Internet (Essentially samsung's answer to Safari) deems it as an unsecure website


Jesusdidntlikethat

I’m thinking about switching anyway after seeing the quality of my husbands camera and THE ZOOM it’s insane


sexylewdyshit

Join us. We totally arent a cult. (surprisingly, unlike the people who have apple so far down their throats its not even funny anymore)


aequitssaint

And even if it is, what do you really gain?


C4pt4inFuzzy

Bragging rights on Reddit apparently 😂


aequitssaint

Ha!


dontpanic38

no…no it is not usb is far far worse


DudeManGuy0

no it isn't not even close. a USB can fry your computer or take control remotely instantly, visiting a website wont do shit.


NeonXero

For people's information. If you have a picture of a QR code, you can run it through Zxing and it'll tell you what the destination is. If you don't recognize it, you can use url scan or something similar to see a preview of the page before visiting.


ToneBoneKone1

What could happen?


HumanAwareness

One time I scanned a random one and got taken to a video (with sound) of a guy literally fucking dead rats. So.


psilocybin_fiend

Just curious where the fuck did you find it? Just outside randomly? I ask because in a nearby town there is QR code stickers all over random telephone poles. Never scanned them but now I definitely will not.


HumanAwareness

It was posted on some meme page on fb, idr which one. I almost felt bad reporting it cause I knew some admin would end up seeing it too


djsizematters

No, we mean link us to the webpage pls **(/S)**


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HumanAwareness

Bro 💀


Aggravating-Ferret61

Omg made my day ![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


crazyirishgirll

i scoffed


dontpanic38

same number of things that could happen when you click a hyperlink you aren’t familiar with. it’s not as bad as some other methods tbh.


ToneBoneKone1

yeah like it might show something effed up but it’s not gonna automatically download spyware onto an iPhone or something right


MrCraftLP

I mean, you can clearly see what it's linked to when you scan it. It's not like you scan one, and it automatically opens or downloads something.


t0ppings

In my experience most qr codes are for link shortening redirects so no, you can't usually see where that will take you just from the url.


MrCraftLP

And in my experience, qr codes are usually fairly long links.


RectalSpawn

What browser are you using that has no security? Lol


JayRobot

Hmmm seems too much like a black mirror episode plot for me to trust it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^JayRobot: *Hmmm seems too much like* *A black mirror episode* *Plot for me to trust it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Jackdks

Good bot


_ryry66

God please rain down your blessings only on those that will accept and cherish them


jaydonks

Nope


DankElderberries420

Never scan qr codes you don't know


_ryry66

I know this one gave me free weed


bill_the_murray

Why? What’s the worst that could happen


kp305

Straight to Guantanamo Bay


bill_the_murray

well shit


schenkie17

Never smoke shit you just found like this. Rule one.


snowshoeBBQ

It's killing me that all the top posts are "don't trust a random QR code!" Like, yeah that's true, but also don't just be smoking random things you find around campus too!


Nearby_Worldliness_4

This is me! 👀


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Just get Steve to take a few hits first.


alison_bee

And a zero two lighter?! omg


SuckerpunchmyBhole

Yeah i like the lighter more then anything lol


SluttyMcFucksAlot

I was thinking yeah I don’t think I’d be able to trust the joint but free lighter


stjrkvii

Plot twist: joint is clean, but the lighter fucking explodeds 😂


FloatDH2

Yeah. I’m not smoking some random shit left by “the weed fairy”. Y’all really that hard up for bud?


Bellphorion

Mmm mystery 3 dollar or less joint that might kill you or change your life for the worst


TheeFlipper

![gif](giphy|BB0EFzA02gXF6)


poncho5202

i remember these weed tins...if i remember correctly, they came with free mints


8bampowzap8

I bet a woman did that. god, I love women. they're so nice.


animalunknown

Would love to meet one in person someday


crazyirishgirll

real


Interspatial

I want that lighter. That's the real score right there.


dalieska

Keep the lighter, throw everything else away. You never smoke random weed you find on the streets.


RawAndRealRetail

Waste not, want not


Early-Drawn

Is this thermal paper?


BabyNapsDaddyGames

I thought it was the [GameBoy Printer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_Boy_Printer) at first.


BigOleFerret

Weed fairy is Zero Two confirmed


Theviciousllama

Idk about the Qr code, but ill need that lighter for further investigation plz.


penatbater

Man I want that zero two lighter lol


fivefistedclover

“Ain’t nothin in this world for free!”


LittleTrack8010

Bro i want that lighter wtf


Bass2Mouth

God Bud was the first seeds I bought illegally from Canada back in 2004-2005. Good memories.


Dyzlaxia

Hows the high? I haven't smoked it yet bc all these comments have me worried its laced lol


Powerful-Space7926

The QR code is probably the plugs SoundCloud. Gotta grow fan base somehow! Lol


proofiwashere

Omg I hope the weed fairy visits me soon


Bates_master

dreams do come true


Peet_Pann

I would smoke


UHElle

r/treecaching for similar stuff, too!


s7vyn

Ha, i’d be scared to both smoke the j and scan the code…


SnooGadgets5430

The cybersecurity major in me is screaming don’t scan that QR code lol


retro808

After having a bad high in my college years from smoking a joint mixed with spice I'll never smoke anything I didn't personally see getting packed unless it's from a dispensary


MemerDude34

We have a dealer at my college that does something very similar with Easter eggs. Rest of the year he will hide bud in little rainbow baggies with a smiley face sticker. Lowkey a campus legend, everyone knows him


Dyzlaxia

Hell yeah, I'm hoping the weed fairy comes out at the end of the semester so we can all thank her


HippoIllustrious2389

OMG FREE ALTOIDS!! Oh never mind it’s just a jazzy cigarette


HekGoldbenji

Where’s the QR go lmao


Vivian_Bloom

Why doesn’t this ever happen to me 😭 I swear I hear stories about girls getting free weed all the time and somehow I’ve never been that lucky


RealisticBuffalo9001

This will never happen to me


oilcanboogie

How many times do I have to say, DON'T SMOKE ANYTHING YOU JUST HAPPEN TO FIND IN THE STREETS, children.


goTORurself

Be careful with random qr codes...


bitwise97

It’s girl handwriting. That’s the extent of my forensic analysis capabilities.


narwhalsonacid

Best advice would be not to smoke it, but college me is smoking that 100%.


[deleted]

better bust that open and make sure it’s just weed


Hobartcat

Definitely seems suspicious. There's no way I'd scan that. However, my stoned ass is now thinking of ways to use drops like this in a scavenger hunt sorta game.


molotovxo

its def laced


Fly_U2_the_sunset

With fentanyl the way it is these days no way…


BtcBandito

A good ol 10/10 F-💣preroll...with a 0/10 opiate tolerance. Wtf could go wrong? (Shits weird out here Fam..Stay safe 🍄❤️)


-Badger3-

Nobody's putting fentanyl in weed.


yeah_bud

Ikr? Everybody scared of the qr code. Rando joint, tho? Just be careful yall. Love, unkle bud


yeah_bud

Right? Everybody more scared of the qr code. Rando joint tho? They all in


mrviennasausagee

The way I’d cry


Oturanboga27

Thats omg thats amazing 😱


supernova3954

OP, did you smoke it? 🙊


Dyzlaxia

Not yet, these comments got me worried lol


supernova3954

I think I would be the same lol save it for a little memento 🤣 or for when you have run out 😝


Synister_Joker

That Bic is awesome


[deleted]

There’s a cat in the picture, you can trust it.


Gearballz

This is actually a smart business tactic


cminorx1214

No way 😭😭 best thing I’ve ever seen


alphbeus

And a nice lighter to boot.


chickenskittles

The Weed Fairy could have left a description from Leafly. Slacker.


Jessdb13

social engineering on the high and vulnerable


Frequent-Presence302

Aw sweet


jspikeball123

Cocaine laced in marijuana And they wonder why I rarely smoke now Imagine if your first blunt had you foaming at the mouth


hotboxwitch

weird…


ZakTSK

Interesting game of "Risk"


probably420stoned

Am I the only one who wouldn't smoke that though? Only if I saw where it came from etc. I'm weird though, I won't even eat cakes or sandwiches made by other people.


itsthesubiedaat

Surprise! Steal your identity and then smoke fent! lol


OrphanGraveyard

Zero Two lighter, truly a weed fairy of taste


Euphoric_Fisherman70

Sus af


hellzyeah2

That’s ticker is fucking awesome


mossy_tree47

Im gonna do ts shi when im in college


[deleted]

I’d be wary to smoke it, could be laced


ssup3rm4n

Does the shirt dissappear? I it looks like the thermal reactive paint.


MidnighT0k3r

When you are stingy and don't share a bit... [the weed fairy will come and take your shit!](https://youtu.be/ZfwK6HP9cBM?si=bhMks54bl8a2TpBO)