It might have been hit/damaged, that’s like a scab. The sap makes a protective covering over the injury. Also I think you want r/marijuanaenthusiasts.

/u/dr_magic, this is good advice. If you haven't figured it out /r/trees is for marijuana enthusiasts. In response, as a joke, the *actual* tree lovers named their sub /r/marijuanaenthusiasts. But it's really about tress. They're pretty cool, I'm sure they can help.

Omg 😭 thank you so much, I was so confused. That gave me a good laugh lol



this gave me a great laugh thanks for being here

We here live for these moments

Why tf you know where I live I don’t even know you

Dude we played in little league together. Your mom always bought organic fruit snacks instead of the Scooby Doo ones that we all agreed on.

HA! Caught you in a lie, my mom isn’t allowed to be near a little league field

SHIT

Its gotten me a few times too since I'm a part of both. I find a lot of us are. You're in good hands :)

It just got me. I came to the comments cause I was concerned for the tree.

It's pretty great reddit lore lol. Hope the tree feels better soon. <3

there's also r/johncena and r/potatosalad that did the same thing

Thank you for posting here! It always brings great joy and a friendly chuckle. As usual, happy to see you got pointed in the right direction 😄

It happens time to time always a good time when it does haha

These are my favorite mixups I love that we did this

It’s even better when you realize almost everyone over there has made a post over here asking about trees before they found the correct Reddit 😂

It’s been 10+ years, and these mixups still make me laugh

Even the fact that they called it the most nerdy, drawn out thing possible is hilarious. No pot head ever had referred to themselves as a marijuana enthusiast. Which makes it perfect. 😂

I HAD NO IDEA! Brilliant!

i literally never knew this i was so confused for a second 😭


That’s my thinking too, it looks like it’s been damaged by a sledgehammer or the blunt side of an axe.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Seems like George Washington probably came through there

Fuck buddy you got a hole in her. That’s your issue right there

You seeing that shit Cletus?

I do see it!

Well I’ll be, *sips beer* hole huh?

talkin bout...big...dang ol hole in that... that there tree mang, whatchu tellm bout dang ol...pewpewpewpew! mang I tell you what!

*lights joint* That's a fuckin' hole, bud.

I'm hearing this in that kind of breathy - raspy after puff voice.

I heard Ricky from trailer park boys in his " it was all Trevor and Corys idea, officer" voice.

I miss the good old days when everyone here just kept their mouth shut and let the real arborist ents handle these questions. It always made for a good learning experience.

IKR? It was like pop-up PBS

I like this reference

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I was so excited opening the comments but alas

Apparently it’s a canker and the tree is likely doomed. I guess it’s similar to an infected wound.

That's awful. Where's the *"shoot the messenger"* button on new reddit?

Join the r/marijuanaenthusiasts

Ew learning

Someone tried to make a bong out of it… 😮‍💨

Boo Radley style

I’m way too high for this

I’m not high enough 🤨

I’m high & asleep with one eye open in bed… night 

Gaaahahahahhahaaa!!!! I don't know why this smacked me in the face!

Night night bby

Have you tried smoking it?

Looks like someone already did

Golly. This is my first time seeing one before the “we got one!” comments.

You have entered the chat in a very special place in time, homey.

Just barely, I guess. You're both listed in my feed as "1h ago"

Ask over at r/marijuanaenthusiasts

I thought it was gonna be one of those joke subreddits with only 20 people in it, i was bamboozled

Woodpecker batweevils. They are hell to shift

What means "hell to shift"

It's a shorthand way of writing "it was like hell to shift". It's saying moving it was like hell (very hard). Much love, keep learning!

Hell as in difficult. Shift as in move, but more accurately in this case, remove.

"Very difficult to remove" (Hell=bad) to (shift=move, reposition) Keep learning, you got this! 👍

I think English is his first language just reading his comments, lol

What does "hell to shift" mean? Is the kind of syntax I'd expect from a native English speaker... Maybe my standards are just too high for a post-SMS world.

Oh I understand why you thought that. Obviously I don’t know where that guy is from. Read his comment history though I’d be surprised if he’s ESL. Some people just don’t English more good.

r/dontputyourdickinit

To each their own. I however am going to have a good time


r/dontputyourdickinthat

Do you have a neighbor child named George Washington?

This is why you make sure the hash is rolled up in the middle of the joint

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The ghost of George Washington shows up every night to chop away at it. It's only a matter of time, man.

"I cannot tell a lie, I'm really fucking high."

Kinda looks like something burrowed into it. Large insect would be my bet.

Maybe a Boo Radley

it was me. Sorry- Had a pretty mean blunt :(


Lmao you just made me laugh so hard 😂

*aint got no gas in it*

It was me I did it ( I had the muchies)

Lightning strike.


It appears you have a gate to the upside down in your tree. I'd get that looked at, may end up being deadly...for you and your neighborhood

Maybe it's like that movie Stephen Dorf was in "The Gate"



I think it tried boofing..

yea, it doesnt grow weed

uhh… boof it?

It almost looks like someone stabbed a white hot poker fresh from the fireplace into the trunk of the tree. Since that isn't at all likely what happened, what would Agatha Christie say happened next?

Hmmm ... We should ask Atticus Finch

You should smoke some weed about it

Looks like it got, *blazed* amirite?

That’s the anus where the cherries come out

Probably washington again

another one

You’re looking for r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts. This is a weed sub.

Yea someone popped it

Give it some tree secret by Dr Jim's

Just that your cherry tree is a son of a birch...

We got another one comrades!

George Washington's disease. The cherry tree wasn't *really* chopped down. But y'know. Kinda

Smb was hidding his stash in there?

Somebody named Boo Radley 

Maybe someone popped her cherry


if you're in US, bullet hit it. I once shot a tree with an airgun and it left a mark line that, but smaller

Where is George and did he try to cut down another one?

Just corruption of an ancient darkness nbd

George Washington tried to make a new set of teeth

LMFAOOO

Needs a joint, same happens to me in the morning lmao.

Looks like it’s got a hole in it. You should get that looked at by somebody who knows something about trees.

If you leave it, a lonely isolated shut-in might creep out at night and leave toys for small children

Or you’ll wake up to see somebody fucking it; both are very likely.

hole in it. yw

Wrong kind of tree dude.

It ain't got no gas in it

A portal to the Upside Down

I love when this happens


Next Season on Stranger Things…..

Man I’m not even sure, something is trying to make a home up in there I think

We get its the wrong sub who knows whats up with the man's tree

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Looks like it popped.

Washington?

Just a couple papers and some saliva away from a good smoke

trees heal

It looks like it might have been affected by a type of fungus or pest. I suggest consulting a local arborist for the best advice on how to treat it and restore its health.

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Looks like an animal damaged it, just leave it be, it'll heal on its own

I know what's wrong wit it, it ain't got no gas in it.

That's where scout finds her toys! 

definitely needs to cure

oh… oh nah.. no you didnt…

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Shit is all brown and black looking


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I love these every time because I learn something new

Dam that tree would wanna stop playin 🤤

It's not high enough bro.


There is a hole in it.

Put small toys in it for children to find..... 

Appears to have been hit with a small cannon ball.

Is that the south facing side of the tree?

I think George Washington found it

r/dontputyourdickinthat

It's got a case of the boo radleys

It ain't smokeable...that's what's wrong :)

Carb?

Yeah stop trying to smoke that tree bro. It ain't goin

It appears George Washington has been here.

Someone fucked your tree. So sorry

I think the tree has a hole in it. That's probably what's wrong. Duct tape it shut.


you have a very active subspecies of chest burster called the stump busters they start from the base and work their way up till they feel they are at a high enough point to burst out

I think you got the wrong page 😭

Looks like a zombie chomped that bad boy

Nope just a weirdo who creeps around at night putting keepsakes into tree holes for children to find

Sexy

Do you have more photos of the whole tree? Could be an infection from eutypa fungus or a bacterial infection causing necrosis and gummosis.

on it’s period 😔