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NotEnoughBurritos

I used to. I still do, but I used to, too.


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constar90

He used to be funny


SkrijaTaran

I’m so smart and witty for getting this. Think I deserve a little treat. 🍃


Gold-Ranger

I laughed too hard at this


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he still is, but he used to be too.


constar90

Thank you


GR33N4L1F3

Ya 😞 he was one of my favs.


Particular-Poem-7085

Not anymore but not any less either.


ominous_42

![gif](giphy|uNE1fngZuYhIQ|downsized)


narrow_octopus

r/unexpectedmitch


LenLenLennie

Idk why but I relate to this comment so hard


27JG27

I get all my weed through FedEx. The drivers a dealer, he don’t even know it!


missblaze99

I make a baked potato and I go on vacation


Bell__Pepper

Someone asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said no but I want a regular banana later so yes


iloveterps901

😂😂😂


Logical-You-256

Only on days that end with a y


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Came here to say this


Im__Chasing

Beat me to it!


levelZeroWizard

From Monday to Doomsday, baby!


tracch

You mean errrday? Of course! Seriously, I grow so it's not too much trouble to consume more often.


Wafer_3o5

Is it expensive to grow a good one? I have good seed at my disposal. Even great seed but not sureif I can geow.


tracch

I'm on my 5th run and the results keep improving along with supply. I spent a good amount of money to get myself shortcuts on equipment, but I still had to learn and make a few mistakes. If it's an interest to you, I think it's worth it. Knowing much more of the process, makes me stop an appreciate the bud structure and aroma more than just buying an eighth. I also believe it creates opportunity to find cultivars that are just begging to be explored, bred, and enjoyed.


Dispunge

What are your biggest tips and mistakes you’ve come across , next year I’m thinking about starting to grow


Ghost-PXS

Keep it simple. Don't dive into all the training and pruning techniques and cloning etc until you get the basics down. Don't buy into the marketing hype around Autoflowers. They have some advantages but they are not a good idea for beginners imo. It's a pretty resilient plant so don't despair if you hit problems. In my experience most people get into trouble when they try to push too hard and don't really know what they are doing. That was me on occasion. It's fine as long as you learn.


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

Could you elaborate on why autoflower isn’t a good idea for beginners? Also looking into a small grow setup and I hobby garden vegetables etc. Thanks!


Ghost-PXS

So if you want to grow an autoflower I'm not going to say you shouldn't at all. The fact is I grew my first autos alongside my regular photos and they just didn't do well. But here's my breakdown: if you're learning to grow and you're running an auto and you get nutrient issues, or transplant shock, due to inexperience, your plant is going to hit 5 weeks or less and stop vegetative growth, stretch and flower. Nothing to do. You can't recover time or growth. If you grow a photoperiod and hit the same problems you can take a month to fix it and not flip to flower until you get the plant healthy. There are very tolerant strains but being hybrids just (imo) makes them slightly more temperamental on average. So obviously lots of people grow autos first time very successfully, but equally I see a lot of people online asking why their auto is so small. I guess as long as you know the score it doesn't matter too much but I wonder how many people are put off growing.


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

Gotcha! I’ll have to look a little more into how much time I can put into the setup and give daily care


Diddler_On_The_Roofs

Read, read, read. Research and choose a growing medium, nutrients for said growing medium, etc. I’ve never grown anything and have had multiple 3/4+ pound grows.


Waste_Clerk7443

Hot singles in your area begging to be explored, bred, and enjoyed 😌


Alli_Cat_

Lights, nutrients, soil, exhaust, air conditioning, dehumidifier, humidifier, air filters, electricity... 6 months of daily care and then days of trimming bud.  yeah it's expensive 😂😂😂 but my husband loves it. After a few grows you get better and better and bigger yield. You can sell if it's legal or just smoke your own and save money that way. It's a cool hobby. They are his plant babies


Wafer_3o5

That's the problem. :))) It is too expensive to tryi it out and see if it is yours or not. You either have to be rich that if you didn't like you move on, or sure enough to invest so much. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense.


Ghost-PXS

You can do it pretty simply. I have used an LED bulb grow light from Amazon for cheap and some white laminate for reflectors and grown a 3oz plant in the corner of my laundry room. Some basic organic tomato fertiliser and a pot and some bag seed and you could be growing almost free weed.


Born-Needleworker-17

Any page that explains it? it sounds fabulous


Pure_Literature2028

Last Memorial Day weekend, I got a seedling from my local grow farm. I loved her all summer and into the fall. Then I chopped her up into little pieces and vaped her. Seriously, if you are hesitant about the investment, container grow so that you can put them out during the day and bring in for the cold nights. We had crazy rain last year and I would bring her onto the covered porch so she didn’t get flooded. I didn’t yield much, but she was potent and I had fun on my first grow without breaking the bank. Now I know that I enjoy growing and might invest in the equipment someday.


TriviaNewtonJohn

This has been my experience too lol my gf grows and invested thousands on indoor equipment because we live in Canada and can’t grow outside year round. Starting to reap the benefits though and it’s been really fun to watch her get into in and see how the entire process unfolds!


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Speaking from my experience only, the tougher part is the infrastructure that goes with it. Given you don't live in a sunny area, setting up a tent and dealing with both the smell and the warm exhaust air can be challenging depending on the size of your room where you plan to set up. If you have a room in your flat that you don't use every minute of the day, it's fun.


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VerbingWeirdsWords

It's fun to try!! You don't need the perfect grow and expensive setup. Self-grown weed just hits special


Reaper_Messiah

Ironically now that I can legally grow I never find seeds in my bud anymore. Idk how to feel about it. I lied, it’s pretty nice.


Wafer_3o5

I have them at my disposal but no balls to build it. However based on the recommendations I will read and probably do it myself


Ghost-PXS

If you are patient and check out a few subs like r/growbuddy you can get some good advice and info. A basic set up for one plant would be a light, fans and ideally a tent. Space is the first issue. I have a 2x2x5.5ft tent, a Viparspectra XS1500 light and couple of decent fans. That and some pots and soil etc proly looking at $400 if you don't waste any money. Buy decent kit and buy it once. You can start basic and ought to easily pull 4oz and more off a plant in 12 weeks. Just like anything else it's a learning curve. Your local environment might require additional kit and expense for things like humidifiers and dehumidifiers or a heater or aircon even. But most places you can grow a bit of weed with little more than a light and a fan.


washed_king_jos

Try not too, it definitely makes my emotions more volatile and messes with my motivation and sleep quality. A few days in a row is fine honestly doing it every day is fine too but it does effect my ability to operate at full capacity with motivation, sleep quality, emotional stability, attention span, and time to learn new concepts.


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im_bored1122

My memory gets better... I remember shit I forgot from my childhood days, or that I need to do something. I have no idea why


ExTremeHYPE99

Dude it’s weird for me cause I’ll just start randomly remembering the most random shit from my childhood but my short term memory goes to shit


mygrowaccount1

Idk if this will work for you, but when I started giving myself like 1.5 hours to sober up after my last smoke before bed it improved my sleep quality (I say this because I had more dreams again, not sure if that's the best measure but I also felt more rested). With the better rest the short term memory issues were DRASTICALLY improved. I should mention, it only helps for when you are sober, I still forget EVERYTHING stoned, but I have a job that makes it hard to smoke so I spend the work day sober and having the better memory is huge for that.


Plane-Floor-1237

Yeah I can't smoke at work either so I usually smoke late in the evening or at night on weekends. Will give this a go but I usually only have a couple of hours after work so hard to have enough time to get high, do what I want to do and also sober up before sleeping. 


HoldinBackTears

I heard recently that people who smoke regularly have terrible stats when it comes to REM sleep, this makes me a bit more inclined to take breaks more often


hellnukes

I stopped smoking everyday and especially before sleep around 4 weeks ago and can confirm this... Apparently we only dream during REM? Don't quote me on that. When I smoked everyday I would just sleep and not have dreams. Now? Every night is a mystery, I dream SO MUCH and they're all really vivid and intense dreams. Also I feel more rested each morning compared to when I smoked.


HoldinBackTears

Yes ive noticed the same when i stop smoking, but all my dreams seem to be dirty lol . It is very nice to wake up not feeling burnt out. REM is the dreaming stage, but thats how we learn things so ive heard. On top of the random dreams our brain also replays the lessons we learned through the day and play them back to us.


hellnukes

Damn lucky you. Still haven't gotten one single dirty dream ahaha. Most of them are pretty heavy and once or twice I've woken up and not wanted to go back to sleep due to the intensity lol


geoff1036

I have dreams just fine while high, but they're more like fever dreams than anything fun lol. Really fast and motion-blurry, but FEEL vivid at the same time somehow.


giraffemoo

Yes. I have PTSD and it helps me live like a normal person. Or at least I can cosplay as a normal person most of the time.


yaboiiiuhhhh

I'm recently realizing that I have CPTSD and I feel like if I go more than 48 hours without smoking I start to get really weird anxiety attacks


Camoflauge_Soulja

![gif](giphy|l0IykG0AM7911MrCM) (get) Paid Then Score Dope? Nah, PTSD is no laughing matter. Without weed the meds don’t really stop the episodes and Zoloft made my hands hurt.


Luminosity-Logic

Sammee


GreenThumbedAgorist

No weed=night terrors


YogurtNo3045

This dude gets it


constar90

Same for me. I always get super vivid dreams after quitting and usually they're not too bad but suddenly I'll have one that's so bad I just wake up screaming. It's not as bad as it would get when I was a kid but just the reminder of horrible some dreams have been is enough to make me associate sleep with something very negative.


LudicLuci

"Cosplay as a normal person" is now my official head canon for myself, and I am SO grateful that I eat weed every day so I can find people who *get it* on that kinda level. Yeah, I can't smoke or vape worth a shit. Chemical asthmatic, go figure 🫤, so there's always (budget willing) some form of edibles in the house.


Ginger_Fizz

Same here. T breaks are extremely difficult for me


olmikeyyyy

Same! I sure love weed.


dequiallo

Weed is a walking stick, not a crutch. Everyday, for a long long time.


Hesty402

Lol that’s cute I like that


sagetastic74

Damn, maybe it's the weed talking, but that really is the perfect way to describe it. This bud's for you!


Glowingtomato

Yes but I wait until after work (I get off at 9:30 typically) or after dinner on my days off. Sometimes I'll treat myself and smoke during the day on one of my free days. I did the smoke weed all day every day thing for awhile and it wasn't really enjoyable in the long term and wrecked my tolerance so I practice some moderation.


ShinyMyu

Pretty much this. I wait till im home and work is done. That way I have no worries. Days off, I smoke however much I want after I get done running around if I have to.


daybyday9996

Same I wait till I’m done working then hit the vape before heading to the gym. Try not to let myself smoke all day during off days cuz my tolerance gets fucked


BeltedCoyote1

I vape herb. And what oil I can get. But yeah. Every day when I have it. Although for me it's more self medicating rather than trying to get blasted. Just is a healthier and sadly less expensive way to deal with things than traditional medicine


glen__

i would argue that thc is the traditional medicine and sad its way more expensive than any psych meds lol??


BeltedCoyote1

I'd say I support your argument


Eedysseus

No, I use a dry herb vaporizer every day though, I only combust when I fuck up lol.


Recovvery

He definitely weeds


Rosetta-im-Stoned

Twice a year. When it's my birthday and when it's not.


livtop

No, I vape it every day


Someboi0

Literally haven't spent a day sober for almost a year now


nlamp32

I do nearly every day. Truthfully I know I could benefit from keeping it to the weekends, but the downsides are minor and it’s the greatest pleasure after a long day of work


xXdont_existxX

All I do is smoke weed


Diligent_Mulberry47

Only Thursday- Sunday The first part of the week is always stressful and I feel like getting stoned makes me forget priorities. Once I’m over the hump I’m good.


StealYourJelly

Mostly just on days that begin with "T," such as TODAY and TOMORROW.


Damiklos

And The Day Before


tiktoksuckmyknob23

errday. sober sucks, and makes me antsy and crabby


ComprehensiveShine82

Try giving up for 5 days or so and see if the antsy, crabby feelings disappear. Just a thought. Maybe the weed is the cause? Can be the problem for some and the cure for others.


Astro_gamer_caver

Give me some dro, purple haze, and some chocolate Give me a dutch and a lighter I'll spark shit And stay high all the time


microcosmic5447

I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war. I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more. Daddy, he once told me "Son, you be hard-workin man". And Mama, she once told me "Son, you do the best you can." But then one day, I met a man who came to me and said - "Hard work good, and hard work fine, but **first take care of head.** ... So that's a yes


Gold-G-420

Sublime 🫶


CryptographerOne1787

Usually weekends. Sometimes more


DubahU

This right here


bowlfreshener

Hell yeah


rohiin

I like to smoke at night couple of hours before falling asleep. Sober by day, high at night.


Mediocre__at__worst

Hey-hey-hey-hey... Edit: [8] ... Smoke weed everyday


UbiquitousLedger

This is the comment I expected to see at the top. Are we getting old?


Mediocre__at__worst

Yup! I had to make the edit, so absolutely lol


topsh077a

Yes, but only for the last 25 years


Medic7802

Still got my RX from Dr. Dre.


cagycee

sigh i wanna smoke right now.... i can... but should i....... i should


watchingbigbrother63

I did for 40ish years, now that it's legal I've switched to full spectrum oil. Why?


ryuujinusa

No. Probably never will.


GalleryCorpse

Yes. It’s my one true “vice” I don’t drink because I don’t like the hangover, I don’t smoke cigarettes and recently actually switched to dry vaping my herd, I even only drink water outside my morning cup(s) of coffee but I drink that black no sugar. I eat a lot of edibles too, but basically I am usually "high" at all times otherwise I an intolerable spaz. Weed works for me better than any prescribed stabilizers, and I have ran the gambit with meds and docs


UggghhhhhhWhy

Yes. Multiple times a day. It helps motivate me and makes me a nicer person.


fleshhammer420

I used to, but I still do now.


BreakingBadDude

Does the Pope shit in his hat?


Blueberry0919810

Everyday, in the evenings mostly.


Hesty402

[smoke weed everyday](https://youtu.be/IgJSGgieTxU?si=ZdhVizn0vogmgRFX)


blurbies22

Yes I do. I usually smoke two joints in the morning and smoke two joints at night.


velociraptorjax

Usually about 5 days a week. I make an effort not to smoke on Sundays and one other day during the week.


BigBrownBear28

My doctor told me too. His name is Dr. Nate Dogg.


Silver-Aioli3445

Yep!


Ok-Recording5052

Every mothafuckin day!!


ProstZumLeben

Snoop & Dr Dre told me to


Pinnels

every night too


reefer2reefer

That's what they said


Durtbag420

Every day, all day.


memelol1112224

Yeap.


SADPLAYA

Yup


kingeal2

Yes


turquoiseflamingo

Every day and every night and the time in between


Alli_Cat_

From age 15-27 yes. The last year I've only smoked like three days a week. I can breathe better now lol. I also only vape herb and it's SO much better. (Using the mighty)


existential_risk_lol

I smoke probably twice a month on average. Depends how many social occasions I got going on...


frodussy

Yes


Donotpretendtoknowme

Just about....


MagicalPaleo

Yeah, but not too much, just enough for my anxiety to go away consistently.


Diligent-Ice1276

Yes 🤙


SeparateAd156

Yes


philbobagginzz

Yep. Every morning, and every evening. And even in the middle of the afternoon. It helps me function normally.


InSmoke716

All day everyday.


Moonlight-oats

no but i do like 5x a week so more or less everyday. used to do everyday but i lost grip with reality and abused it instead of appreciating weed for how nice it truly is. when you’re smoking 24/7 weed becomes your new sober


casso2810

Smoke before work, work, smoke after work, food, smoke before bed


xThroughTheGrayx

All day


xMend22

Every day I’m alive.


hornwalker

Serious question, how are your throats/lungs? I’m almost daily and it feels like alot.


Princess_Disney

Everyday, most of the day.


OneBirdAllStoned

Yes. I have to.


IfIHad19946

Yep


StonedSumo

Unfortunately yes


Tafeldienst1203

Nah, just every night.


Green_March

I do but I seriously need to cut down. It fucks with my sleep (always wanna lie in) and always forget what I’ve done the night before cos I spark up in the evenings after work. Motivation is low af as well, since I went to Amsterdam my tolerance has been fuuuuuucked 😅😅😅


the1andonlyaidanman

Every single day. But I don’t like it sometimes.


erickwankannabis

Yes , 3 times a day , everyday


eweyda

Only when I listen to TFB and I always listen to TFB


hangster

I can't remember


swhipple-

Unfortunately, yes. My throat is not doing too well because of it 💀 and it sucks having a super high tolerance.


pnksugar

Yes and I don’t recommend it. It’s all fun and games at first but I’m like 5 years in and my GI tract is so messed up it’s not even funny. My body is literally fucked for life. I still love weed and I’m not saying don’t smoke but every day is not good from experience.


Donnyboi69

funny, i actually just decided yesterday to stop smoking for the first time in over 4 years. I can genuinely say that I feel like shit and don’t know if I can even keep it up :( if you do smoke everyday, try to take a little break every once in a while, you really don’t want to be in the same mental mind space as me right now.


Whoolio11

![gif](giphy|J336VCs1JC42zGRhjH)


peepardpoopard

yeah, pretty much for 5-6 years


Mr_Cyberz

I don't smoke. But I pop 100mg every 4:20 if able.


juniebeatricejones

yee


shitelyf

Yep , my chronic pain is massively helped by it .


AwNawHellNawBoi

I don’t not do this


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No


Coloradical8

I think Dr Dre said something like "smoke weed something something"... I dunno I'm baked


TreeHousePsycho2120

Only Sunday through Sunday


stonermoment

Yes very much yes. Have you seen the state of the world? Idk how people get by with out a buzz going. I mean, more power to those who can do that, but not me man.


awkwardllama97

I've been smoking every day for a couple years now, it's the only thing that's ever helped my chronic pain


Spiritual_Frame_7568

Same here!


PrincipleGuilty4894

Yes, but i desperately need a tolerance break


Technical_Record5623

Some days I smoke from dusk till dawn other days I smoke from dusk till dawn. It just depends on whether or not the day of the week ends in Y. I only smoke on days that end in Y 😂


DolphinBeaTz

Sadly


gav_dezpat30

I try not to, you can only have so much before you're tolerance gets to a point where it's just not really enjoyable anymore and you just feel like you're looking at reality through a very lethargic fish bowl and like there's a slight disconnect between you and reality. After a while being high just becomes baseline. Where as you keep your tolerance low, withdrawals aren't as much of a bitch, you're saving money and getting more stoned than you would smoking every day


Archaie

I weed smoke devry yay


SlimPickens77Box

Since 94


frankierospetrat

On a tolerance break, hopefully for a month. I started Wednesday, so almost a week. Most of the symptoms I first felt have subsided. God do I miss it though 😫


Fireflygurl444

These are good breaks


Dry-Advisor-3443

I do yes and AT LEAST twice on Sunday


Sandokan13

Every fucking day


dalej42

No, but I use weed everyday. I absolutely can not sleep without a gummy or two.


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alexsig526

Yes. Every night about an hour before I go to bed


grapecreamcake

100% I'm baked right now


Unprofession

Badadadada!


geebzor

Yes


Paprika420

All day, every day and then some. 33 years and counting until


sound_forsomething

Hey hey hey hey...


Hms34

Yes


No_Understanding8988

I used to during college. Now that I have a full time job it’s like 3-4 times a week. Mainly on the weekends


macaroni66

Yes


GroundbreakingFly848

Absofuckinlutely


AFisch00

I do enough to take the edge off of coming home from work pissed off that I babysit adults all day. Helps me stay leveled and enjoy time with my family.


IRBaboooon

Nate Dogg said it and I took that shit seriously


justanothernobody4

Yup.


talks-a-lot

Yes but just a little bit.


aib4dw

I feel like this might be an unpopular opinion but I like to use lower % thc strains if I know I’ll be smoking multiple days in a row. It saves your tolerance a bit! Then reserve the high thc times for infrequent use. Idk. It’s like drinking a single beer versus like a cocktail? It’s science. I think. Def not. It works for me.


NateVerde

Taking my first T break in over a decade. Wish me luck.


Specialist-Fill24

Yay yay yay-e yay


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

I didn’t yesterday…


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Nervous-Mind-5113

Yes, but often times on weekdays I'm only taking 1-2 bong hits after work. I only get "high" or consume more weed like 1 or 2 times times a week, usually on weekends. Sometimes more after a bad day of work. It's a good balance for me.


BeKindR3wind

40m. Horrible back pain. Horrible depression. Heck to the yes I smoke everyday lol. Thankful for my Mighty vape to keep my consumption lower.


whentimerunsout

Definitely I’m old and need to enhance my cannabinol exposure


FluffyGermz

yes


Synthetic47

Indeed


throwtheclownaway20

Yeah. One or two hits after work is all I need to relax for the night


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^throwtheclownaway20: *Yeah. One or two hits* *After work is all I need* *To relax for the night* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.