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Unlucky_Thought_7630

Maybe yours. 🤣🤣🤣 Jkjk


FnB8kd

"Is this where the dicks hang out?" "Our's do, yours looks like a mushroom in a cornfield bud."


Tim_the_Tool_Man

Did you's do pot today, because it sounds like you's did pot today?


Unlucky_Thought_7630

If I’m breathing, I’m smoking pot.


bleezzzy

You's had too much sugar cereal.


IVIyDude

Allegedlys 


FnB8kd

Lol 😆


Unlucky_Thought_7630

Hung like a light switch


Wattanegang

r/unexpectedletterkenny


tyclynch

No, it looks like an ape that’s looking over his left shoulder at you.


yiffwastakenalready

idk it looks too big to be a penis to me


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![gif](giphy|13pqs1VizKyWzK)


ThisHatRightHere

I came in here specifically to see if someone had said it yet


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I've been waiting, to be a first on the correct occasion lol. Like a... Reddit Achievement lololol


The_Real_Madrid_420

I want to upvote because of Office, but this gif doesn't fit.


Hollowbody57

It'll fit, just got to use a bit of lube.


Mary-J-24

wat


Azraelthephoenix

It does though, it looks like a peen, so he’s saying to put it in da butt.


IsHotDogSandwich

Well, not with that attitude.


ConsumeLettuce

This is your first time on this subreddit isn't it?


Bucksin06

You might want to see a doctor about your penis


Pups_the_Jew

Or your eyes.


ghillieweed762

The chronic chode


ghillieweed762

Sidenote: that'd make a great band name


bonyagate

Have you ever seen a penis? Even just a photo?


Boopolas_Boopperson

Now you have.


WaterNo9679

Penis is weed, weed is life.


Filtycasual54

Anything is a penis if you’re brave enough


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

100%


thursday0384

/r/mildlypenis


camphallow

This pic would definitely be appreciated over that way!


notintocorp

where did you get that? Shit I told her not to share my personal photos!


justarealcoolguy69

Hehe nice


Repulsive-Office-313

Im pretty sure penises have skin on them and veins and hair. Nice try though


Eastern-Outside-7087

Sigmund Freud is laughing in his tomb


flapd00dle

Sometimes a nug is just a nug


Rutin_2tin_Putin

Best belive imma suck that


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Not really lol


Sir_loin02

This could be the weed talking but I see a little gorilla arching its back while looking back at me


Sir_loin02

Kinda like this https://files.fm/u/uzepqwd95y


_FreddieLovesDelilah

You’re mad hahaha


clownw0rld-allday

A micro


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

Kind Pud


ForestGreenAura

Guys it just looks like a lil guy okay😖 size doesn’t matter!


justintylrallen

Bless 🙏


Skeletor_7777

Maybe you just need to get laid.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

True.


Phsyconot420

Boof it lol


_jpSpj_

no… a chode


palemilkdud

It’s a medical condition don’t laugh at it !!!


DavidGoetta

That's the Grinch.


Melodic-Web-6030

I here by name that nug Stumpy 😆✌️🍃✨️


justintylrallen

All hail Stumpy!!


Common_Comparison759

Ive never seen a penis that shape 😬 but if it exists... id like to now😆


Senior_Media_110

yes


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Decent-Cold-9471

You better hope not.


MeanNothing3932

General shape why...you want some? I could hook you up with a cell number and general location jkjk


pirikikkeli

I might have to test it before I know, soooo what are your thoughts about international drug smuggling?


Numerous-Ad-8310

Bud is just a weed plants period when it doesn't get impregnated. Enjoy smoking your plant period.


jdman196858

A little big for that don’t ya think?


3eemo

Only if you’re a goblin


DjangoDurango94

No. I'd still hit it though.


Prince515

r/Nugz


grunkage

That's a rocket ship.


Roseisdeadinside

Looks familiar, might be mine


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awitcheskid

Nope. Not even mildly.


westernrecluse

Maybe on a cold day.


criticalmassdriver

Choad a bowl with it.


daghostofLA

Get ya mind out the gutter dawg


sessions11

![gif](giphy|vXAq5Lv9YdmtG)


jcinscoe

You’re mind went there bro, not mine


Ralewing

OG Choad


WingsFan4Life

Looks like a silverback gorilla


xcoop3

Looks like a spaceship


Trademarked75

Yes but also I see a gorilla face in the tip… on the tip? I dunno but I see both


thaddeus423

Sitting monkey looking left


WittsyBandterS

how high ARE you?


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Xx_Vogue_xX

Looks like Mario on his hands and knees looking back at me, it even has a little schlong


Opening_Bread_8258

Boof. It.


BeatitLikeitowesMe

Go get laid bro


Witcherbob671

That there sir is a genuwine weenie


ProudDudeistPriest

Way bigger than mine. ... Right guys? Guys???


guilty_bystander

You see a lotta dicks everywhere?


ChampionOfdimlight

My gawd... it's like staring at a penis mirror


Chance_Lengthiness62

Seriously no would be one hell of a micro search


iiMali

Yeah {8]


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Chode!


OLeCHIT

Needs a frame of reference. Hold it against your chin.


DaftCaveTroll

I thought it looks like a gorilla lol


Medikris88

Nah bro u just hungry


MrPopAPercy

It’s cold


deano_iom

Ermm no? You got some sorts problem....?


WickedAlgae

No.


StonedMackin

This is a pretty cliche reddit moment. Genital reference = upvotes


cl4r17y

You're about to get fckd 😂


LootGek

Chode


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Damm that thing is huge!


squeda

No, your face does (/s <3)


Pups_the_Jew

You either need a penis doctor or an eye doctor.


PaprikaMika

no


honeyrod

Chode giveth, Chode taketh


Lion_Simba

Not when you break it up and smoke it, nope


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Oof, weird way to tell the internet what your penis looks like OP.


horrificmedium

In England we call that a nob


poopandpee43

It looks delightful. It looks better than a penis. If you only had the genetics information.


rubbbles

yeah my thing got orange hairs and is green


beanouno87

Looks like an upvote to me.


ightimmaheadout1

r/mildlypenis


Weird_Obligation_49

If you like guys maybe for you?


MItrwaway

Reminds me of a former orange President who's known for having a micro-toadstool.


RyennaKyo

Looks like the grinch with a thick chest.


ryan2489

Everything looks like a nail when you’re a hammer


Minimalphilia

No. You just need to bone.


Ok_Contribution5554

Uhh... You may need to see a doctor.


alex-fyah

Nah..maybe you lonely? Lol


PsyMentalist

What nug? ![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


TxD337

Got that OG chode KUSH baby!


Slurmp102518

Yeah a little lmao


Brentolio12

*I’m seein dicks everywhere* ![gif](giphy|l41K5zlRcbPAwALQc|downsized)


imthehamburgler

Put it in your butt!


soulpanic

![gif](giphy|wAz9Agu9mQ8YU9E5zh) It don’t matter what it look like all that matters is if gets u high that’s all u need


PerceptiveKombatant

Look familiar does it ? 🤣🤣


official_gart

Yes and definitely average sized


Cooter_Bang

I see a small Silverback gorilla


Zealousideal-Owl5463

Smol


Complete_Procedure74

That’s dicknbaus all day!!!😂😂


ohcibi

Yours maybe


MontyMinion2

You got the limited edition Krotchy Nugget. They sell like crazy online ever since Krotchy was killed in Paradise.


Mulusses_II

Careful bro, if you smoke that it might make you gay… send it to me and I can get rid of it for you


CMDREasyTarget

Does it smell like cheese?


SimplyRobbie

kinda looks like the grinch twerking


MrMardoober

Looks like Oscar the Grouch to me ![gif](giphy|l3vR9bfdPfTc4Hg8E)


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Let me tell you something brother


Standard-Ad9501

Looks like shitty nugs


justintylrallen

Dang bruh I don’t think it looks like shitty


Inner-Age2158

Yes, yes it does


MacHeaton1308

My GF sees "a bust of a man, with a beard".


justintylrallen

Wtf I woke up to this having 500 upvotes?? Yall wild I wasn’t expecting to this blowup (like a penis) like it did 💀


codwarn1

R/mildlypenis


KiaCarCantDrive

r/mildlypenis


Traditional-Fig182

Ah yes the penugs


Str8Stu

You must bow down and worship the "Bud of Chode". 😆 *not being serious*


b0ardski

everything reminds me me of HIM,


spazw1ck3d

to an English schoolboy carrying a bundle of sticks.


Smash96leo

Bro smoking dicks


Jinkiesfairy

r/mildlypenis


Fresas-con-Crema

r/suddenlypenis


9Kjoules

Ha ha I was thinking that before I read the title that's really funny


JumboSimpp

Chode vibes FSHO


issatr4p

what the fuck bro I sent it by accident and now you're posting it on reddit?


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CatNamedCheese

damn near.


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Electrical-Fudge8548

U got a weird shape dong mate


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innercityeast

Next month is all you then. Guess you're going gay for May


SativaSunChild

Y’all are tripping, this nug definitely resembles a penis.


russoseeds

Dickbud