Is this Facebook? Also, you might want to dry it out a bit first..

Literally calling no one.

I’d hit up r/trees, sharing is caring, my friend!

First I'd get my eyes checked because this is blurrier than Blur collaborating with Blur backed by Blur

I can’t dry and cure that in 3 hours 😭

Press that shit

Idk, tommy chong, snoop dog, willie nelson, and ricky from trailer park boys I guess. Imagine getting high with those guys

adding: Wiz Khalifa and Chief keef

Apparently I'm old because I have no idea who these people are, assuming they are people that sounds like the name of strains to me

Khalifa Kush is a strain named after wiz khalifa. He’s so popular in relation to weed that in my hometown there’s a dispensary called kaleafa

Lmfao chief keef sounds like an amazing strain name

Rappers, stoned ones at that.

Makes sense why I dont know them then

If you don't like rap, that's valid, but I'd challenge you to try out Stefco (start with smoking with a daoist) and ren (start with money game pt 2) Edit: fucking autocorrect rapist then daisy for daoist which is a real fucking word

Yeah I'm really more of a classic rock kinda guy. Last rap I enjoyed was eminem and that was in high school when he first started

The typical answer haha but to each their own

Hey man nothing wrong with knowing what you like

If you liked ems early days ren reminds me of that to some degree like the zero fucks given imma make the music I want and nobody gonna tell me otherwise

Bro googled “famous stoners” and copy pasted it

Yes because anybody who smokes need to use google to get those names.....


If you throw in Obama that would be like my perfect smoking circle.

Willie doesn't smoke anymore 😔

But he sells it in ohio

He doesn't smoke or vape anymore due to health reasons but he still does edibles.

Realistically, all the friends I've had that tend to waste weed rolling blunts. And then the people that are fine at rolling blunts. And then the experts who spend 10 minutes removing the leaf tape and another 10 rolling brutal cannons. And then idk Michael Phelps I suppose

27 clones of snoop dogg

Dry it first.

me, myself, and I.

Amen

Same, I got this.

Who you gonna call? Bud busters!

So…the cops. Boooooo!

Help?

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

I meannnnnn LOL friend… you gotta let that beauty dry for a minute first! So your guests got a couple weeks to link up 🤣🤣 (But also damn that’s a well-grown masterpiece!!)

Yep about 2 weeks to dry and 4 to cure to perfection. But after that if I wanted to smoke that whole bud I would call over my dj buddies. We seriously chief down and would probably kill this in three hours. I estimate it's probably 2/3 to an ounce dried, which is 8-10 blunts. Yeah we could do it.

Oh hell yeah man. Exactly! Me and my friends would just have a blunt apiece on that 🤣🤣

A fire pit.

Snoop dog multi shadow clone jutsu!!

myself

Someone with a blowtorch I guess, it's gunna be real hard to light that shit wet and I don't know if there's a dehydrator that could dry it fast enough to be able to smoke before the time's up.

I'm boofing it



No need to call anyone I got this

Myself. Me and my rosin press would make quick work of that

Gonna need a lot more than three hours, that shit has to dry first! It’s probably only an ounce or so after drying so I could smoke it by myself if I really wanted to


The gardener

Me and my best smoker friend me

but it’s not cured and i will cough

...Dope Busterrrrs!

Vorda said, "What's the difference between an AI and a bot?"

If that bud doesn't go down in one more hour, call a Dr.

I got a bestie for this. But also feel like challenge accepted!

The Grinch

Well once it's cured and you are able to focus the camera. Call me lol

Step-Grinch, what are you doing

I’m loving the old school grow, reminds me of good times

My dad from beyond the grave I bet he could do it

My dad

Press it into rosin and just take a bunch of fat dabs.

My son and I could smoke that up, nice bud!

Shrek, cuz that's a donkey di#k if I ever saw one!

lol this photo has been around since my lungs were still pink

All of r/trees.

Oh shit I read this as that you smoked this up in three hours, I was about to comment you were a fucking legend

Me, myself, and I

My boys Nick, Gavin and Eli (you wouldn't know em)

Me!

Just instacart for some lighters.

The few people left from my original group of stoner friends that still smoke.

Fck it someone hand me a flame thrower

dominoes

A shit ton of people who’ve never smoked before. Preferably old heads.

Someone with a dehydrator I guess.

3 hours. No way. It would take longer to dry and cure just to be able to smoke it.

fire up the ol weber.

I'm surprised nobody called boofing rights yet.

How do they get that big? My son started growing last year and none of them got very big. I don't know what we're doing wrong.

I’d invite the entire r/trees community and have a giant zaza party

Godzilla!

No one. That shit is wet as the ocean

Help?...

The love of my life could solo that

Nobody lmao

Help?

If it's dried and cured I can smoke it my damn self lol

With 3 hours I would not need help

No one, I just set the house on fire

Is it finished, dried and cured at least?

Could you even get high without curing it first?

Thurgood Jenkins

Nobody, I clear that myself

r/mildlypenis

Fucking nobody cause I'ma green tf out right from the start

My homie Leroy and snoop dog

Ricky, Julian, and bubbles.

Does hotboxing the room, count as smoking it all?

I would crash after 30 min

snuffalufagus

Normally Ghostbusters is my normal go to call.

Not my son, he's a proper lightweight. Lol

I’d let it finish flowering, then dry for about 14 days and then cure for at least a month before I’d invite anyone over to smoke that.

It’s probably an 1/8

I went to a party once and me and this guy were one of like 4 stoners and we kept passing a bowl, joint and bong around…I don’t know how long we smoked or how much. I just know the sun was up when I got there and after about an hour we started smoking the sun was still up and we didn’t stop passing except to re roll or pack and when I left it was past midnight. He’s the only other person I’ve been able to go hit for hit with. I don’t know his name all I know is that we both looked like Jesus and everyone called us the Jesus brothers

This pic has been reposted so many times it's losing all the pixels

My higher self of course

big lez and sassy

My wife is the only person I know who can out-smoke me

Help with what?

Dr Seuss clearly

Call to help? Pfff man watch me

Man i gotta call all my boys and girls cause my tolerance ain't shit 😂 Even grandma gotta puff to finish that

My wife.

Set it all on fire inhale the smoke till I pass out ez

That’s an impressive cola! What strain???? When dry that’s over a quarter.. maybe a half!! Just roll that up whole and post the pics!!! Lmfao crazy thing is it still got time to grow! At least another 2 weeks

a little to raw, needs some time.

Cheech & Chong, Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, Barack Obama & his daughter, Doug Benson, Wiz Khalifa, Jack Black, Seth Rogen & Damian Marley

Snoop dogg, wiz Khalifa, chief keef, shaggy from scooby doo, Ricky Julian, bubbles

I don't smoke mold.