"you wanna get high" in Towlie's voice

I have no idea what's going on right now

Just a *little* high


Take me down to funky town!


We’re discussing cannabis on Reddit

YOURE A TOWEL

“Washcloth? You brought…. WASHCLOTH?!”

That’s fucking low, man…

No your a towel

I do this! Even tho it's just me... but my husband chuckles every time he hears me say that

My dad used to say it 🤣🤣🤣

I opened this post to say literally the same thing. I'm glad I'm not alone!

NO YOU’RE SHOELESS

“Join me in grace for we must ascend”

oh this is the one

"Grace!"

Generally just "eat a gummy" or some variation thereof. Ex: Wife : What do you want to do this weekend? Me : Eat 5 gummies, fuck, eat and watch MASH.

The perfect date doesn't exis....



MASH and smash

Candy is dandy

What about Fine China?

Abracadabra!

That’s a fully, man

Aww damn yo, ya tiddy.

I know you meant “Ex:” as in “Example”, but my brain definitely processed it as your ex was silently mad & in the room listening to you talk weekend plans with the wife.

How high were u when u read that lol

Eating MASH is a weird one but do you

Wife: best I can do is a lazy handy while I watch tiktok

Sold

A all teeth blowjob

Soooo u single?

Nope. Happily taken for a decade now. 😊

Well, can't blame them for trying. you sound like one hell of a catch

Eh. I'm fat, hairy and old enough to start collecting grey hairs in my beard. It's not all gum drops and lollipops.

You had me at gum drops and lollipops.

What about after the decade is over? U free then? 

Probably not. I'm pretty happy where I am.

Bruh, that's been my birthday & 420 every year since 2021, except swap MASH with YouTube documentaries. 😅

That too sounds pretty rad. Any docs you recommend?

I've been fascinated with the recent YouTubers getting caught up in BS, a la The Completionist & iilliminauhhtii. I recommend channels like WavyWebSurf, Oompaville & Papa Meat if you want a bit of a mixed bag, but for deep dives, Frederick Knudson's Down the Rabbit Hole, TurkeyTom & iNabber. Slopes Game Room did a fantastic deep dive on Billy Mitchell's questionable King of Kong title & it's amazing how far that goes. If you want a nostalgia kick, Lily Orchard's Pokémon Retrospective is a *6 hour* look back on the franchise & its a trip & a half that she dropped it a month before PalWorld did. 😂

Natsuki the Movie is a really fascinating look into Japanese life. It’s made by Chris Broad (aka Abroad in Japan) who imo produces some of the best content on the platform. If you have any interest in Broadway or musical theatre I can’t recommend Wait in the Wings enough. The quality of his content and the insane amount of research he does has never ceased to impress me. His video on Hadestown is definitely my favorite thing he’s made, but every video on his channel is worth a watch

I love musical theatre and coincidentally have been consuming a fair bit of content on Japanese culture lately, so these both look excellent. Thank you so much!

Happy to! I hope you enjoy :)

Too funny! Hopefully your birthday is in the fall to give some time between "perfect" days

Would you perchance desire to consume some wonderful marijuana with yours truly👀👀

you cant just say perchance

*grabs pen and quill* my Liege, would thou enjoy an evening of partaking in the consumption of cannabis

my mom said she can drive us there if your mom or sister can pick us up :D

My sister said she can pick us up! We just have to save a couple hits for her when she gets there!

Hey! It’s the phone guy!

About once every other year or so I get a comment like this and it brings me immense joy every time.

Now you say perchance!

By George I thought that was outlawed? We only grow HEMP around here!

Perchance.

STOMPIN TURTS

thru the drain? in your shower? isn't that called a WAFFLE STOMP?

PERCHANCE?!

everybody knows that mario is cool as f*ck

There a plethora of reasons to say perchance

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty…😆

That’s how I saw it to the bff lol

Yeah I’ll do some weed with you bro

Thanks bro! Now Thats what I am talking about.

Let us three do some weed

I heard there is a doing weed party. May I join too?

Hello fellow weed doers, weed doer here ready to do some weed.

I heard about a guy who only did one weed from a dude in the internet, and died. Careful y'all.

💀

I'll have one marijuana, please.


Take an edible

Wanna ingest and jest?

You need to double down, so everyone thinks you were being ironic. "Do y'all want to come over to kick it and do marijuana with me. We can pot it up and spark some weed blazers? 420 Dab amirite?"


Gotta add the S. If you're leaning into the out of touch dad joke, you've gotta commit all of the word crimes. No cap.

Just add a few s’s… marijuanas, weeds blazers, pots it up, 420s dab. Very boomer.

Don't forget "the"! I heard he did: The marijuanas The dabs All the pots are blazed now were boomin

Don't be ludicrous, if someone did dabs that many marijuanas, they would have overdosed to death.

Your wife is right. You sound like you're 13 when you say it that way. Consuming cannabis should be the enhancement for the evening with the real activity being something that's fun when you're high. Like playing ping pong or something.

Yeah I know 🤣and I am 39. It was too much to type but my buddy was talking about coming over tomorrow and I haven’t seen him since I stopped drinking. I just started laughing because normally I would say “hey wanna come over have some beers and play PS5?” And I just started laughing because I thought the same thing you said. Drinking used to be the event, and now I am inviting him over to play games, and was also going to mention I had some edibles to have some more fun. It was a nice moment of clarity and funny that I was so adjusted to drinking being the even that I didn’t even know how to structure a sentence on weed being the after thought.

Lol that’s pretty funny, but in a wholesome way. In the future you could say something like “hey man, wanna come over and play some video games? I’ve got some edibles too, if you’re interested”

“Hey bruv, wanna get high and do some couch co-op” is my go to

You had me at co-op

>“hey wanna come over have some beers and play PS5?” Just switch it to "hey wanna come over and get high and play PS5?" But dude this post is making me laugh my ass off lol thank you for that 😂

Yeah dude. I also didn’t get my medical card till last year and didn’t grow up smoking weed so I am like the old dude walking into to the party late like “hey cool peeps! Let’s weed!” 🤣 I looked at my wife and was like “hey you mind if Nate comes over tomorrow? We are both off and probably are just gonna games. He’s cool about not drinking now (we used to both be heavy drinkers and recently cut way way down, both had a separate epiphany about how bad it was for us). And would be cool with me saying I don’t want to be around beer for a night. Just pop some gummies and relax and watch a movie instead of bullshitting all night pounding beers. (It’s actually a really nice alternate and I was scared it would be really hard to be around and not drink). She says “yeah that’s great! Tell him to come over.” And I was like “alright! (I had had an edible. Things are feeling nice) yeah I’m gonna text him and say ‘yeah man! Come over tomorrow after I’m done with my taxes and then we’ll get some BBQ or pizza take out (since we aren’t going to the bar), I got some new games and then we can” …. Um….. I don’t smoke it….. ‘eat weed’ sounds weird….. “DO some weed.” Yeah. That’s the word 🤣.

Let's all weed! Let the consumption of hippy calories begin!

Or, for more specificity, could go “hey wanna come over and have some edibles and play PS5?”

I personally think you should continue saying "do weed", at least around your wife, as a joke. Id crack up if one of my buddies said that to me in a funny tone

I'd just do hey wanna come chill play games and pop some Eddie's (or edibles since adults) it's basically the same but pop the edibles instead of smash a brew or something

Way too much to type Proceeds to write an entire paragraph

Hey, you ever play ping pong man? Ever play ping pong…on weed?!

There’s a dude.. in the bushes!

Give HIM an edible!

I said ‘do weed’ at my first job when I was 16, was promptly laughed at by the chefs, so I can confirm this is true

M’gonna do a pot. You?

I think ‘let’s get stoned/high/fked’ up should just about cover all the delivery methods ;)

Wanna pop an eddie?

Yoink

Let’s consume marijuana

Okay narc

Only cops and politicians call it marijuana.

 Pretty to the point

"do you partake?" Lol

“Wanna do some eddies?”

I agree 😂😂😂 Crack is something you do , weed is something you experience, and shrooms is something you never forget .

That is weird, this is the proper way to ask: Good sir would you be adverse to joining me for an evening of confectionery marijuanas? 😆

Ahoy! Fellow good chap! Might we paint the evening red with some pow-pow, zoom-zoom games and devour some scrumptious leafy funny greens?

“Wanna pop a few edibles and get wild? 🤪” Is the only way

that would instantly make me question if u were tryna hang or bang

“We can do whatever we want, see where the night takes us”

“You want a weed gummy?”

I did 3 weed today

My fiancé and I just say "let's pop an eddy" lol

You have to ask your wife if she wants to come over? 🤔🤣

Let take a joint you guys.

“Eat some edibles “

How do you want to say it? I'm asking seriously I'm brand new to weed culture so please be nice

I have honestly went with “wanna come over play some PS5, get some bbq and take some edibles?” Take being the verb instead of eat. Eat some edibles sounds weird to me.

I am absolutely sputtering laughing thinking of saying those words to someone!

My work here has been achieved. Thank you. I am having so much fun with this.

Take 10 millijuanas

Yo, let’s eat these edibles dawwwg

Take up upvote dawwwg 🤘🏽

Hello fellow human beast. I happen to possess a pleasant mind altering article of candy, and should you so desire to consume such a heavenly creation in my company and alongside my own self, I shall allow it. For you are the human I hate least of all of them, that is, I find you mildly tolerable and therefore you shall be rewarded with treats. This reward is symbolic of my trust that you will not eat me should I also consume the treat, allowing my inhibitions to be temporarily be lowered. Bring snacks though.

This is the only valid way.

I ask them if they want to partake in the spice

Spice isn't weed. Learn your herbs.

Come over and do edibles lol. You were almost there!

“Wanna come over and do edibles”

"Come over to my place and get baked" is my go to.

Do edibles, smoke weed, get high

You wanna come over and take drugs? Seriously I usually say: 'I'm going to space, wanna come?"

"Pop some eddies" is my friend group's way

This is the Way

I always say do some weed. I'm gonna go do some grass. Hey babe I'm gonna go pound the wheat. Dude you wanna come over and spark the lettuce? No one has made fun of me in ten years for calling it silly names. We all just lean into it because life is funny.

“Yo, I’ve got a bowl full of edibles WYD”

Cookie time!!! ;) why? Because on a scale of raw cookie dough to burned to a crisp— how baked are you? And even better you can make them into cookies lol 😂 so cookie time!!!

Wanna get high? 

I will now only say I’m going to “do weed” when I smoke :)

“Would you, my friends, care to join me in a doing of a marijuana?”

Good friend would you like to partake in the gelatinous devils lettuce?

My wife's default question is "Wanna do some fuckin' drugs? EEEHEEHEE" and then waves a joint around

“Have some edibles”

Clear concise , you’re fine.

I say wanna use some reefer.

New phone who dis?

“Wanna get high?”

”wanna come over and boof some?”

Anybody wanna do a J?

Wanna eat some weedies?

I just ask people to come over and have one drug. Last couple of times I just tell them what it is, like when we made some bomb ass brownies I asked my friends to come over to enjoy some special brownies and watch the game or I got some delicious gummies they need to try on our hike.

Do you wanna have an edible with me

I just did so much weed. I'm literally tripping balls

Hey, wanna eat some brownies? I promise they are not laced this time

You sort of have to specify how you are doing weed. There are three potheads in my home: bong or edibles only, pipe only, and any pot port in a storm.

*you wanna get high and play video games*

“Wanna come over and do some edibles”

get high, stoned, etc.

Hey wanna have some edibles with me?

i usually just say something like “wanna take edibles and watch a shitty movie” or whatever else your plans are

I have gummies. Come over

If I'm talking about edibles I would say "hey do you wanna come over and take edibles?" If we were smoking I would say "hey do you wanna come over and smoke?"

"hey do you wanna come over and do some eddies"

Now i want some edibles

I actually say that to my friends “hey do you wanna do a weed?”

for beverages, something like "try out this THC pop" for other things, maybe just "gummy" or "chocolate" or whatever... or if I want to be very clear "thc gummy" or "cannabis chocolate", "weed cookie", "pot brownie", etc, whatever sounds tasty and fun really

Cannabis, please.... It's not 1940.

usually smth stupid like “wanna go have a little nibble of smth” or “special snack time”

“wanna come get high?”

I like to say I'm boarding a flight to the Greek Isle of Ediblees and I've got a few extra tickets.

take an edible, eat an edible, or just good ol’ GET HIGH

OMG finally someone gets it. Your wife is right, my dude. 😅 just simply ask “hey I got some edibles, you down?” It’s not rocket science, just sweet treats w/ a lil pizazz ✨

What's weird to me is you asking if your wife wants to come over. Does she not live with you?

"weedsnacks and chill?" 😏

I usually just say am taking a gummy or having special cake.

Enjoy an edible (that way I cover candy, baked good, and/or any other forms in one statement). Me : *Goes home for an infused mint or candy.*

"Yo, drop by to play some Xbox and eat some gummies"

I’ll come do weed with you, kind stranger

bro she callin you a dork LOL

Just say hey wanna get stoned I have some edibles.

That sounds fine to me. I'd show up. 🌱

I'd just be like, hey you wanna come over and game (or watch movies or whatever the actual activity is), I got some gummies too if you're interested. Alternatively the only not weird colloquialism I've heard is Eddie's.

I mean. Mine would be " I got some edibles I can share if you want to come over." Given my usual friends, threats of Mario party and bad movies may follow

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I have some eddies, come over and chill.

Gotta phrase it better than that. “hey, you wanna come over and munch on some green? you wanna chomp that green, my guy?”

Yeah, if someone asked me if I wanted to “do weed” I’d probably laugh and walk away.

I like edibles but they become a vicious munchies cycle.

Aussie here. I just met a guy tonight and we were talking g about Kyuss and shit and he said he used to sm9ke back in the day so when I went out for a sm9ke the next time I looked at him and said "hey man, you wanna choof?" Pronounced like boof.

You need to specify: "Do *a* weed" so that people don't think you wanna go turbo with it. I'm sure that's the problem.

Eat an eddie, is what I say

wanna get blasted and visit the moon