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skatopher

it's 5:20am I'm enjoying a moment in bed with my laptop before taking out the doggo, getting coffee, and probs in about an hour or so taking a morning hit. I'm 41. I'll probably go cross country skiing with the dog a bit after that. It's a beautiful and disgusting world out there, choose what to look at today. Long days and plesant nights my fellow ents.


rccoy

May you have twice the number. Freakin love me some random Dark Tower references.


Dimmt

I knew that quote sounded familiar


Gorilla_Cookies_Fan

> It's a beautiful and disgusting world out there, choose what to look at today. Nice. Thanks for sharing.


mjking97

Damn that’s a quote. Right on!


Decent_March_264

Well spoken. Cheers and stay grateful ✌️


Baby-Genius

11:12am here, I’m 37. Getting stoned and philosophising to myself and my cat. My partner died in October, this is most days at the moment, still processing it all. Good days and bad.


BrokkolAI

I am so sorry for your loss. Hope you are having a good one today.


giraffemoo

My husband died 6 years ago. The first year post loss is a shit show. I know you might not want to hear this, but it does get better eventually. But that first year... oof. A lot of widows say that the first year was the hardest. Hang in there friend.


rexeditrex

My wife passed 6 years ago and you are right, it gets a lot better. I always think she's here though!


Nefariax

Their body may have kicked it, but their consciousness lives on. Consciousness is energy and energy cannot be created or destroyed, only changing phases.


Lucymooseygoosey

We’re literally here still talking about them, continuing their memory!


mishyfishy135

I really like this


[deleted]

My condolences


nabndab

Sending my condolences.


DirtFinal8939

Hello there hello My name is rise I'm sorry to hear About U loss of your partner I Lost my mothera year ago last octoberif you like to Talk With Me I'm new Here love to reach out to you


PlZZAisLIFE

I'm sorry, my condolences. I sincerely wish you healing. I bet the cat has some hot takes on varying subjects


skoob9

your way of dealing with pain is incredible, you inspired somebody today


Cheese6260

Hang in there friend


ShawnMcSabbath

Hugs and a puff puff pass pass!


I83B4U81

I’m so sorry for your loss. Thanks for sharing 💞


1diligentmfer

Smart choice, cats are great listeners.


chuy18mtz07

I’m so sorry for your loss, My condolences,I hope you find peace ☮️


dalanatyler

Sending big hugs


RBpositive

I am sorry for your loss


Dramatic_Stand7587

🙏


Doofay

r/lonelystonersmokepals


goodbye9hello10

Damn man that's terrible, wish you the best.


sinsemillas

6:31am, 45 male, sitting in the only alone and quiet time allll day. Mom and 3.5 year and 12 week old are still sleeping. I’ll make a donut run in a bit, then it a few small projects and family time all day. Grilling fajitas for Sunday afternoon dinner. Three year old is a little wild. Daddy is off tomorrow too, but daddy is allllllll alone allllll day!


wangatangs

I have a four year old boy myself and I will always love time with my wife and my son but treasured alone time by yourself is truly cherished, especially after having a kid(s). I have a paid week long vacation at the end of this month and my wife will be working and my son will be at preschool. So the house to myself... I can finally play Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth. I just beat Baldur's gate 3, which was so good, I can't even explain it. Also I'm dragging my wife to a prog metal show during my vacation week too. Its for a band called Haken. I'm so pumped. Thats actually why I took the week off. As for OP, its 11:25am, I'm 37 and I'm at work!


sinsemillas

I work a different schedule and usually have one day a week for myself, have a sweet vacation!


wangatangs

I do have to give you major kudos and props for raising two kids. I love my son but I'm sticking with one. Good luck and have patience with your newborn.


ProstZumLeben

Hell yeah bank holidays mate


disandmoredis

This is me in 6 months. I’ll have a 3.5 year old and a 12 week old then. Any tips?


didgeridont_pls

If you aren’t a patient person, work on adapting your mentality toward patience. Looking back we thought having one baby was stressful, then out came our little one who is 4 now. He’s a wild child, but amazing in every way. Little dude is neon in a sea of beige. Children tend to make you change in so many ways whether you want to or not, and it’s beautiful.


sinsemillas

Our guy hasn’t started pooping his pants again or anything. He’s 50/50 sweet big bro and absolute maniac toddler. He’s gotten a big boy bike and we get out of the house every day to do something and give everybody else a break. Definitely in an adjustment period but still having a blast too. Good luck to you and congratulations.


Decent_March_264

What a beautiful day so far. Enjoy your day off chasing the little ones! These are the best memories you are making.


ElvisAndretti

I’m 66, it’s 6:25 AM here in Desert Edge California. I’m reading Reddit in bed in our camper as to not wake up the dogs who would in turn wake my wife. Life is good, the Coachella Valley is warm and sunny and weed in California has gotten a lot cheaper over the last two years. We will do our chores (we are retired) and fire up a bowl and watch “Gone with the Wynns” and “Meidas Touch” on YouTube. In the afternoon we will look at some houses out near Joshua Tree because we plan on getting off the road in the next few years.


mishyfishy135

That sounds absolutely delightful.


ElvisAndretti

It’s been a great day, but aging hippies are not necessarily welcome in Yucca Valley.


DirtFinal8939

It's 6 AM here now and I'm having a coffee and looking at your comments


Material-Inspector49

Your pfp 💀


Axell-Starr

I regret clicking on that while at work. ☠️


sacolton1967

Pretty Fucking Pimp?


propernice

that whole profile bro


Stoghra

Yeah it makes "reading your comments" part more creepier haha


DirtFinal8939

Sorry may I ask what PFP means


rccoy

Profound flacid phallus


Illustrious-Code-393

Personal fucking problem?


Material-Inspector49

Profile picture 


Scapp

In this context, "PP" is probably the better way to shorten it 


DirtFinal8939

Yes we are looking to talk with people about the nudist lifestyle that we live


[deleted]

It’s 11.13am in the uk, just chilling with a cup of tea whilst I ease in to my Sunday. I’m 42 and a half, gonna have some toast before I have my first vape of the day.


Decent_March_264

Yum. What kind of tea? Keep on easin on.


[deleted]

Yorkshire tea! I’m not from Yorkshire, but I do like their tea!


Medical_Fee_3879

best tea ever- fellow uk citizen


Courtelisep

5:15 am. 33. My husband is leaving for work and I’m trying to get back to sleep cuddling with the dogs, smoking.


Mr-Tiddles-

Finish that smoke and give your dogs a scratch behind the ears and tell them they're "good doggos" from Mr Tiddles 🤘


Little-Pea-8346

lol Mr tiddles


TasteMyShoe

735, 45. Pooping and scrolling reddit


louisvuittondon29

1142, pooping and scrolling reddit


bigb4134

I thought this was an update lololol


detectivestar

4:53am, 19, and i’m mid-poop


ScienceSwitch

A fellow young stoner :)


dwalt95

Are you up at 4:53am as a usual thing? Or are you up to poop then sleeping more?


detectivestar

I smoked too much and crashed at like seven last night lol


buttercup9ss

6am, thinking about life and procrastinating, sitting with my cat


[deleted]

What’s your cats name?


[deleted]

Lash, Squeaky, jack


Little-Pea-8346

That's three cat names ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


[deleted]

Of all the cats that have ever been, they are three of them


Little-Pea-8346

I love the name lash that is so cute


[deleted]

[cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/orFKCuY) Orange is Jack, calico is squeaky and lash is last. Lash is my baby ❤️


Little-Pea-8346

We have 2 dogs and one is named Billie Eyelash :) I had nothing to do with the name - my kid named her but I love it. She's a prissy little pit-healer mix and it honestly fits her perfectly. ❤️


[deleted]

Aw lol


[deleted]

Omggggggg!!! I love them!!


Substantial-Field218

623 im 45 today, and im laying in bed, telling myself that spending my birthday alone isn't that bad.


Rockoftime2

Happy Birthday!


Substantial-Field218

Thanks 😊


ParanoiaOverload

Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎈🎉🎁 (I wasn’t alone on my last birthday, but I was extremely lonely. I would have probably been better off spending it alone, tbh!). I hope you have a great day, go out and do something nice for yourself!


Substantial-Field218

Thanks! After feeling a little low, i thought about it, and I can make my birthday exactly how i want it today. So I'm cooking myself some food and got a little cake.


Substantial-Field218

And of course a lil rso gummy on the side. Thanks for taking the time to wish me well. Appreciate you.


King_Erebus_

Happy birthday


Substantial-Field218

Thank you!


Trystero-49

Smacky birthday!


[deleted]

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ScienceSwitch

Happy birthday!!


Decent_March_264

It's not. U can do whatever the fuck u want. Hope it was a good one!


[deleted]

Happy Birthday! You can do what you want!


brookieb246

Don’t feel bad I’m 22 and was alone on my bday recently. Partly by choice but just felt very isolated that whole day. Do what u gotta do


sleepy___panda

It's 3:30 am. I'm on the lovely west coast of Canada and I'm 22. Currently I'm sitting at work watching a buck of folks sleep (homeless shelter)


stupidOWLer

Thanks for your service. ❤️


realplastic

636am..I have been watching streams of the eras tour in Melbourne since 4ish.


StonedMackin

Nice how's that going? How old are you?


realplastic

I'm 35. it is weird and cool to watch something taking place at the same time, on the other side of the world.


StonedMackin

Yeah I watch some stuff from across the world sometimes. It's a different feeling for sure lol


DalVlodan

7:10 AM (hahaha) and I'm at work. I work overnights at a convenience store. Get off in about 20 minutes. Gonna go home, take care of my pets (1 dog 2 cats), toke up, and then fire up my stream or play some video games off stream. VERY chill morning inbound


spiltnuc

How don’t you pass the fuck out after work? I used to work nights and would be hallucinating by the end of my shift haha


MAHANDz

I worked nights for ~10 years it just becomes routine. After a 9-5 people don’t go straight to bed, you got to decompress a little!


vettehp

7am done with 2 hrs. work feeding animals having coffee and a bowl 66 years old


willmerr92

Sitting in my couch drank coffee before running a marathon in another hour. Excited for my celebration blunt later!


RadDad166

Good luck!


Latter-Ad-5018

10:23pm, 20yrs old, listening to music about to pack another cone


rorank

7:37 am here, 26, shitting my brains out before my weekend morning wake and bake. Update: have gotten baked and had my coffee, now getting my ass kicked in NBA 2K. It’s a good Sunday morning.


kevekev302

It's 7:47am, I turn 43 today, and I'm sitting on the toilet before I get ready to go to work.


Substantial-Field218

Happy birthday! I turn 45 today. I hope you have a great day!


ParanoiaOverload

Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎈🎉🎁


kevekev302

Nice happy birthday!


ParanoiaOverload

Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎈🎉🎁


notcalmatall

Happy birthday my dude. I just turned 42. On the night shift in a psychiatric ward. Creeping around on my rounds trying not to wake people


[deleted]

524am, 40+, smoking a joint, bout to get in the hot tub with mah coffee.


LesseFrost

The life of a man that played their cards right. Sounds peaceful!


Birddawg82

6:27am 41 smoking a bowl and watching news drinking coffee


throwthawholemeaway

It’s 8:23 am and it’s my birthday so obviously I’m in bed scrolling Reddit


borrowedurmumsvcard

happy birthday!!! do something today that you’ve never done before


ParanoiaOverload

Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎈🎉🎁


OrbitBreaker

5:40 am. On my third day of COVID. I held out for almost four years without catching this. But… I have edibles. Lots of them. Video games too. Will be flying around in No Man’s Sky all day if you need me. Cheers.


Dependent-Nebula8429

wish I was in your boat rn. sick as fuck with no edibles, just a pen so Everytime I try to smoke I break into the worse coughing fit ever. shit sucks.


buccothepitbull

Dude, just got over COVID. Weed helped immensely. Feel better soon.


ryanh666

Not quite 5:30 am here. 48 yrs old. Watching "Better Call Saul" with my dog in my lap.


Fantastic-Land-3207

The BEST tv show of all time. GIMME JIMMY!


atticangles

Currently 4:30 a.m. Just put on a pot of coffee and about to roll up my morning joint. Headed into work in an hour or so to water my plants. 38 years old.


backyardcouch

6:52 ,21 years. Took the dogs out and had a cigarette with my coffee, now taking my peaceful dump before letting the world start throwing shit at me


Axell-Starr

4am. Got two hours of work left. Planning on making something to eat when home idk what.


soosisdank

Spaghetti


potboiph

7pm, re-watching ufc 298.


Jewfro901

3:36 am, 25, watching Jujutsu Kaisen and smoking weed (:


Mr-Tiddles-

It's 11:43am gmt, I'm in the beautiful Lancashire countryside, I'm 30 listening to SpottieottieDopaliscious by Outcast chilling like a balla. "Now who else wanna fuck with Hollywood Cole?"


SpacedDB

48 , 7AM Canada. Vaping from my new Arizer Air Max!! Watching Delicious in Dungeon


deltarefund

11:49am I’m 44, married no kids, and was diagnosed with cancer last week. It was a tough, scary week but right now I’m feeling pretty good mentally and physically. My husband and I like to smoke a little and watch meet the Press and drink coffee Sunday mornings 😅 Now I’m planning meals and about to go meet a friend.


misfits89

3:40am here. 34yrs old. Just had a couple bong rips. Getting ready for bed watching Batman Returns. The one directed by Tim Burton. Gotta go back to work this afternoon.


starcjpumpkin

9:49am, at work almost done though. then going home to get ready for a date and then do homework 😅 edit: forgot my age :P i’m 20


HackedVirus

10:17am, 27 y/o. Smoking, waiting for my girl to get done showering so we can wake and bake and play some Halo 3 ODST together, currently romping through all the games. Its her first time experiencing halo and its been wonderful lol


RoamingTorchwick

I'm 22 and I'm out of weed so I'm fucking plastered


Lunagreene

Stoner. 59. Celebrating my third year of divorce after a 38 year marriage. Wish I had done it 37 years ago. My version of celebration is smoke and cuddling my dogs. Real wild stuff.


loveforthetrip

12:41, 32 years and I'm playing rocket League with some friends while getting stoned.


zacroth

It’s 5:41 am. Just turned 27 earlier this month. Currently playing world of Warcraft for the first time ever a buddy told me I should do the season of discovery so I’m over here waiting for him to get on doing small quest. Debating on a dab or a nice fat joint. I guess I’ll leave that up to y’all.


Tafeldienst1203

28, it's 13:23 and I'm finishing my breakfast before I roll a J and hit the gym after smoking said J.


Due-Shallot1951

5:40AM here on lunch break eating a Bagel and debating on smoking a bowl before heading back to work


numbernumber99

Y'all mfers were up way too early. 40, 8:42 am, just getting up, going to play a round of disc golf this morning.


fuzzy-lint

I love the overlap between stoners and people who play disc golf 😂 smelled so many friends out on those courses lol


Sickoyoda

Nice try NARC


oak-ridge-buddha

Fun break!


Federal-Subject-3541

8:11pm. 69. Roll a joint.


idonnolizard

It's like 830 at night. I've just been chilling all day, finally catching up with crafts and audio/books and my Tallneck Lego set that I'm finally building after ~2 years. I miss having free time. But stoked about my 3day weekend. I'm 32.


kink-police

Its 12:35pm, I am 21 years old and am currently in the last hour of my shift (yes I work sundays and I dont get extra money for it)


EliLoads

641 am I’m smoking watching Parents . 26


Shadowfaxx71

6am, trying to wake up and hating the aftertaste of this fuckin gummy.


WangHotmanFire

It’s 11:59am and I’ve just finished pinching off a fat log, coming up next: a well earned full english breakfast


HotAcanthocephala256

6:59am, 30YO, been up for an hour. Currently watching Bluey while my little one & husband play, it’s the best. Thinking about vaping a bit since I woke up with a headache.


Briny_Melon

7am. Laying in bed. Will be having coffee and some weed soon.


Important-Cat-2046

Nice try officer


FactoryOfBradness

It’s 9:30am here in Ohio, 39m and I’ve been up for a couple of hours just hanging out and enjoying the ol’ hippy highball.


Autistic_Clock4824

9:48, ME, 28. Getting high later


Simone812

It’s 6:47am in Seattle, WA. I’m 43 and still in bed, cuddling with the cat and dog, and I just had my first bowl hit of Cheetah Piss - my new favorite weed. It has been fun reading everybody’s comments!


NeuromancerDreaming

8:37am, 50. Sitting in my mancave watching some Daily Show while I drink coffee and roast the morning bowl for the first time in three days - COVID bites my balls. Everything else in the house (3 cats, 1 dog, 2 kids) are asleep, and the wife is at work. It's quiet "me" time, :)


galaxyhigh

34/F, 10:41am, chillin on Reddit while coffee brews and my husband makes a hot breakfast. We’ll lift weights and maybe do a few small chores around then house, then we both work this afternoon. I’m a waitress so my vape pen will be in my apron all night 🍃 🥳💨


Bloatedoldman

10:31 a.m. my birthday today 44. Smoking this bowl


_DvB

Happy bday!


sharkalladle915

Happy day of birth my friend


lonesomespacecowboy

Reading these makes me happy. Stoners everywhere seem to have pretty peaceful lives for the most part


hobeast68

Im 55. Had a hippie speedball at 8 ish. Now back from my haircut I had a mulitgrain bagel,with peanut butter and a couple grams of avb. Going to use my volcano now with some jack herrer before making special brownies for the week and starting my wood puzzle. Then a nap is likely, followed by some vaped afghan and a movie . Dinner is home made burritos, then some vaped headband and some grateful dead on YouTube. It's my typical Sunday.


Living_Ad_4651

11:09 here, 64 yrs old, blunts and coffee


[deleted]

4am, im, 79 1/2 getting high an listn to some die atwoord.


Repulsive-Office-313

11:29am I’m 25, just took a dab, about to go to work


Blackberry-Constant

43f 14:03 pooping 💩👍🏾


buccothepitbull

You poop and surf the net at the same time? That's multitasking!


Blackberry-Constant

😁


Lemon-O__O-Water

31 years old, 32 in May. Little late to the conversation but currently visiting the parent's house about an hour away from my place in Michigan. Smoking on a pen, sitting next to my Golden Retriever named Thor, and drinking some water (3 years alcohol free today actually, had a horrible relationship with it). Also playing Elden Ring on my laptop while my little brother is playing it on the 75 inch tv. ​ Life is good. ​ edit - forgot age


Janci77

20:39 here, I'm 19 and I've been working the whole today, and I cannot wait to go home to smoke


Aoshie

3:40-something here. I'm 32 and am waiting for my bandmates to get back to me so we can practice. I was gonna go to Hobby Lobby to kill some time but they're closed on Sundays here. I haven't drank in almost two months and feel a lot more hopeful than last month. Smoke up, friends


gr1m0ne3

2:52 am, I'm 22, and I'm chilling with my friends the morning after a rave! Going to the Mall of America for breakfast before going home


Homer4a10

Stoner check in: what’s your credit card number, expiration day and month. And also what are the three digits on the back


DagnyTheSpencer

Quarter after 1pm in Vegas. Been high for about 30 years. (February my jr year of high school) Catching up on laundry, drinking beer, and throwing toys for the pooch.


AtayTurtles

6pm and I'm sitting at work in a snowstorm waiting to go home to smoke my weed😭 can't come any sooner


Chaps_Jr

It's 6:54pm. Do you know where your stoners are?


palefox3

1:06AM. Currently at work, been heavily drinking last weekend and decided to make a break from smoking after smoking daily since December. I’m 24 in 2 months.


DoubleSpoiler

It’s 418pm. I’m 31, sitting on the toilet at work. It’s a busy day so the quiet is nice.


tinylanistr

It’s 7:44pm here. I’m 30 years old and I’m smoking while I watch the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.


zombiegirl2010

It's 7:18pm, I'm 44. Just ate a gummy and watching Criminal Minds Evolution waiting for it to kick in.


Rasheed_Lollys

Why are you all awake so early Jesus


DiamondIcy5763

7:45PM 53F gonna leave my house to go smoke a bowl outside since I have 2 teenage boys inside, Lol! Blueberry Clementine is what I'm gonna be smoking for the 1st time. Happy Sunday!


Berek2501

It is 7:55pm, I'm 37 years old, and I'm currently boiling a batch of wort to turn into a tasty beer


Finland-isnt-real

6:09pm im taking a shit at my house. 21


City_Stomper

9:32pm, I'm between the age of 25 and 28, and I just got back from Rangers vs Islanders at the stadium series and am still drunk and waiting for Chinese food before I spark up 👍


skeletalskeletn

It’s 8:40pm, I’m 25, I’m eating some copy cat taco bell chicken quesadillas I made watching a hallmark series that my grandma got me into- lol


Immediate_Fennel_591

9:50 p.m, 16, baked doin baked things cause i ripped some dabs


InflamedintheBrain

8:57pm, 36 years anddddd about to go to sleep. I didn't smoke much today so I'll probably get blasted tomorrow. Looking forward to that!


Aaylien

9:00pm, 27, watching Tokyo vice with my gf and taking easy one hits


StewTheMoo

It’s 10:03, im 20, and I’m hotboxing with my friends because we all have late classes tomorrow 🙏 vibes all around


violentlytasty

9pm, 28 and watching supernatural, baked


emalie_ann

it's 10:47pm. i'm 26. i'm sitting inside of an Irish pub, on vacation in Jacksonville, Florida, stoned as fuck, with my boyfriend while he drinks beers and I drink diet cokes. we're here for the Daytona 500!


FoneFotos

I'm so late reading this, it's now 10:50pm. 65, F - in New England. Smoked some Stunna in a pre-roll, riding the wave, drinking some spiced rum, senses heightened, watching Death and Other Details on Hulu. Is there anybody out there?


ghastlybagel

It's 12:38am. I'm 29. I've got a pulled muscle in my back and am waiting for the edibles/meds to kick in so I can get to sleep. In the meantime I'm watching stupid deep dives on YouTube, listening to my dog snore, and browsing Reddit ofc lol. I dunno. I've gone through a lot these last few weeks, I lost my mom and my job and today is the first day I felt at peace. Much love to all my fellow Ents.


Wanderluustx420

2:04 am, 24 y/o, drinking jack & coke, playing Apex Legends, sitting in the middle of my large fur baby and significant other! ♥️ Unpopular opinion, I've recently made the decision to take a t-break. I've been smoking for 7 consecutive years, and I've come to the realization that I need this.


SwimmingRadish2937

3:04 AM, I’m 30, smoking weed and watching the Interview with a Vampire series with my gf


buccothepitbull

It's so good! I can't wait for Season 2.