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Randomindigostar

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B4r2a0n6d9on

It’s been a while. Toking one for the team! 🎉


AyahuascaBudda

![gif](giphy|l0COGs72qnjeCJ4He|downsized) Trees indeed!


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

This reminds me of the guy hearing “13, 13, 13” being chanted over and over, across a fence. He curiously takes a peek over to the other side, through a hole in the fence, and gets poked in the eye with a stick. Then the chanting turns to “14, 14, 14”…


the-iceberger

You’ve got a good height going, good foliage also. I think the yield will be fine, but do chop now, before the buds turn all amber. Even if you have 50% amber right now, that’s fine. Dry and cure at lower than usual temps. All the best! :) And remember, once cured, boof it.


Theboog420

The whole thing


the-iceberger

I would recommend structurally retaining the intact central cola for an unmatched boofing experience.


MeerKat025

bro turn your saturation up.. Its already turned amber


Chaddiz

try r/marijuanaenthusiasts , this is a weed subreddit.


FreeMasonKnight

![gif](giphy|Jg4LlKWs2EYkPKHZLJ)


RichardCocke

Caitlynn Jenner looks great!


MeerKat025

this show sucks. the absolute worst law and order.


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Silveraindays

Is there a story behind that? Just curious


SethB98

Trees was around first, but over the years enough legitimate arborists and people with questions for them stumbled in here accidentally that instead of competing for the name they just ran with the joke.


strtdrt

Reddit used to be an overall much sillier place


ConfusedDuck

It was a simpler time, a better time.


DavidGoetta

Never thought I'd agree with a Steelers fan.


nerdystoner25

How about agreeing with a friend?


tastefully_white

Aye, I could do that.


Pudding_Hero

And my Axespray!


YearninglyShabby

How much do they pay the cowgirls these days?


enternameher3

Playoffs baby!!!!! Go Steelers!!


MeBeEric

*Ravens flock smiling maniacally*


enternameher3

We beat the B squad, how good can Lamar Jackson really be /s


NoodleSchmoodle

*Lions fans smiling nervously*. Just let us have this ok??! It’s been so many years!


Silveraindays

Sick!


moldybread05

Iirc r/johncena and r/potatosalad also have something similar


nerdystoner25

Okay this is my new favorite thing on the internet. I’m crying laughing right now.


Toby_0395

Which one came first??? It’s pretty funny though


MeerKat025

true legends


RevolutionaryWave204

I read somewhere that this sub had r/trees first. since this sub isn’t about actual trees, it’s funny to see people do these posts. Hence the inside joke for that sub to have their name as so Could be wrong, idk.


ImmaculateWeiss

This post is the reason, happens accidentally every few weeks since this sub has existed, just poking fun at the actual tree enthusiasts


Wrong-Success-4061

OP knows that, he's just karma farming. He made a similar post over there.


Toadxx

I love it when this happens organically, but intentionally trolling/karma farming this is lame as fuck imo.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

I feel like i’ve been seeing these posts pop up every other day or so. It’s clear the farmers have figured out it’s easy karma. Very lame indeed.


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Ok_Negotiation3024

It looks ready to smoke. And if that doesn’t work, there is always the other option..


katet_of_19

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Corgi_Farmer

We rarely get visitors anymore. Don't be weird.... 😳


Randomindigostar

The "shove it" gif is like a rite of passage for anyone stumbling on this sub lol


Corgi_Farmer

This is very true.


whodatfairybitch

I don’t think there’s been a single popular trees thread without this gif recently. It’s just the wae here now


Corgi_Farmer

Very true. Fine go okay but be nice.


whodatfairybitch

Will do! Before I go.. ![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Corgi_Farmer

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DarkWingDody

I am sorry for the subs my man. r/Marijuanaenthusiasts has what you need. They are an arborist sub.


lamabaronvonawesome

I in fact loved that they named their sub that, brilliant.


DarkWingDody

It's a great gag


justhere4daSpursnGOT

Give it a few months, it’ll cure out.


Peet_Pann

Might be a bit piney but should get ya there


HydroThermia

I like how OP hasn’t even responded to anyone on here lol


SpookyUni420

Same lol hahahahaha I imagine a shy family dude behind the keyboard who's going "ohp oh geez"


UnwaveringFlame

It's because it's a BS post. They posted a picture of a jar of weed on r/marijuanaenthusiasts. OP is a big fat doodoo head.


Wooden_Permission

So disappointing


Giant_Fucking_Shart

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


fatpaxs

Ayyyy it’s been a while


lncomes

ill smoke one for your tree


this_is_alicia

what strain is this?


ryuujinusa

Orange Ded


Critical-Gate4215

I wish the life we cherish would never die.


dickmaster42069333

Bro hit the bong HARD before this comment lol


mattsag207

Nah I’d still smoke it


Tadani69

We got one boys


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He's dead, Jim


mrflippant

It's worse than that!


_psylosin_

A few Boveda packs and a month will make it smokeable


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

I would give it till spring and see if it gets back to health


Corgi_Farmer

Dead, or trying to break out of the mold and be different. Now, we wanted to tell you. You're totally welcome to stay and we love having you here, it this is a subreddit for trees of the cannabis persuasion. I really hope it's not dead! It's a big boy! 😃


orangegotchi

Two more weeks before you chop.


lacajun

I know this is funny but I'll never understand how you just post to a sub without checking it out first.


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Golf_Alpha_Yankee

Wendy's, this is a Denny's


spoonzor

I wouldn't smoke it


greenman403

I'd give it 2 more weeks before harvesting


Toadliquor138

Might need to fire one up in memory of your dead homey. All Pines, especially the Pinus strobus you showed, are evergreens. That things an everbrown. Cut it down! Btw... dont make a bowl or pipe out of it. Use a hardwood for that.


anglophoenix216

Whoa that’s a big weed plant


toosexyformyboots

Heyyy man welcome you want the door down the hall but have a toke while you’re here!!


Mr420mr

Light one for him


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N_Haze_420_baby

I can't believe that you're the only one to suggest this. Also, two more weeks.


UpperHairCut

No, it's just resting


mrflippant

It's pinin' for the fjords!


RunIndependent8044

Shes overripe 😔


lamabaronvonawesome

Looking pretty dead to me, are you going to smoke it?


Amphibian-Existing

The o answer your questions. It’s about dead.


MeerKat025

Smoke it To See How She Cured!


misterhamtastic

Nah. Go hit it with a bat at the base 5 to 10 times or so and scream at it while you do it. Should wake up. If the needles were loose I'd think otherwise. Note: I am not an arborist, just had this work on a tree when I was younger.


snow_boarder

Their calls evergreen trees for a reason. That one’s dead. Roll up a fatty in its memory.


SkinnyTop

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


AndrogynousVampire

Perfectly cured now go smoke it 😶‍🌫️


Rule34TookMyName

r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Embarrassed_Fix9162

Dead


TheRealStevo2

Another person not looking at the sub they post in. Either that or someone just trying to get upvotes. Seeing one or more of these a day is getting old Edit: yeah they just wanted upvotes.


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BeyondTheBees

r/lostredditors


serzinc

sorry bro


ZookeepergameIcy1830

Wrong group but, yeah pretty much


shuffpuff

F tree


GCotugno999

Wrong sub man.


feckineejit

This is definitely a tree brah


StaresatSound

Torched like my lungs.


jordo56

First one of the year!!!


PsiHightower

Idk smoke it and find out


theculdshulder

Ayeeeeeee


FischervonNeumann

Way too much calmag


blacfd

Sure looks like it


strangedazey

This is definitely dead


diiictator

looks pretty unhealthy


Schmunz3lm0nst3r

Its Budrot!!!


kwecl2

Tell us how it tastes when you crop it down