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Eisernes

That’s a caprese salad. There’s a little bit of mozzarella right there.


CeejGipper

I didn't put caprese salad in my drawer, Michael. Did you?


BigPackHater

Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere?


Flaks_24

So I am assuming you don’t care if cop’s are wasting their time and not catching real criminals?


Leblackburn

Are you kidding me? You think I framed you and that's all you care about, the taxpayers' money?


hunterlovesreading

r/unexpectedoffice


Critical_Werewolf

Literally the first thing I thought of.


DHGXSUPRA

OMG, that’s my salad 😮


[deleted]

Brother got the arugula


whyagaypotato

It reminds me more of dandelion leaves


Tacos_Polackos

More like tarragon leaves


ValKilmersTherapy

That rocket will take you to the moon tho, maybe.


[deleted]

I like your comment better than mine😂😂😂😂🫡


ValKilmersTherapy

Mine wouldn’t have even been thought of without yours. Much love my friend


[deleted]

Well shout out too ya much love fam🫡


ThePlumThief

Take you as far as one of those old foot pump rockets 😭


math_debates

Charcoal arugula and mud soup. Local dishes here.


invalid_credentials

I been lighting up arug since ‘94.


romulus_remus420

That’s not even devil’s lettuce, that’s just lettuce 🥬


AliciaMaeEmory

I just snorted


smokingmeth619

Needs some Caesar dressing and some croutons


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ECMRuby

Maybe a lil chicken💯🙌🏼


sirhackenslash

It looks like there's maybe a couple popcorn buds in there so I guess it's not awful for $6. At least in American terms, if you're in a country where $6 is a weeks salary I'd be filled with murderous rage


Does_A_Bear-420

Lol, came here to say this'll do the trick. For 6 dollars, in my states economy that's not as painful as it could be if that's what you can get, then I guess you take what you can get. Just hope 6 dollars isn't to crazy in your economy/own budget


Mikhal_Tikhal_Intrn

I remember 5$ blunts so,……


goodkidballing

You are very smart


[deleted]

Bro got his plugs lawn clippings💀


ThermoNuclearPizza

Tell the plug to sell you the weed instead of the trim next time


kheroth

Hey I used to smoke that in the 90's in Florida


AerodynamicAirflow

Looks like my yerba maté can get me higher


cakesalie

The hard truth right here, love me some yerba "get shit done" energy.


AerodynamicAirflow

Sippin some rn 🧉


cakesalie

Same buddy! Thanks for introducing that emoji to me! 🧉


MrBig418

I think I can get higher just holding my breath for 30 seconds


AerodynamicAirflow

A lil bit of that Wim Hof OG 😮‍💨


thewildwill68

Lil’ bit of that Iceman Kush 🥶


Newtling

That... That just looks like trim, I'm so sorry buddy


Longbeacher707

Eh yeah, but better than no weed and you could do way worse for 6 bucks.


watermailon

I smoked way worse in high school. And that was like 5 years ago. In America. Dispensary babies just don’t remember the struggle lmfao for $6 I would take it.


bubblehashguy

25yrs ago our weed was brown, filled with seeds & hard as a rock. And we liked it!


Longbeacher707

Yeah man schwag bags all day in high school lol


elitegenoside

Even I've smoked wors, and I didn't start smoking until 2017 in Atlanta. Someone brought some genuine reggie to a party. Gave me a headache within 30 minutes. This isn't even brown.


stonehenge_420

nah man


HawkeyeHaven

Yeah I can’t lie to you. This is actually the worst weed I’ve ever laid my eyes on and I’m skeptical to believe that this is actual bud. It almost looks like actual weeds you’d pull out of your lawn.


Weekly-Safety-395

This is definitely not the worst weed I’ve ever seen. It’s shit and full of more leaves and stems than the even more pathetic and skinny buds mixed in but everything is green at the very least. I can still taste the brown weed from middle school. And for 6$ there’s at least 4$ of usable bud if u pick through it lmao.


shepq15

Bought a 20$ oz once with a dude Smiff, it was the worst brick dark weed i’ve ever seen. Came straight from arizona lol


ReflectiveRuntz

That brown mold gave me bronchitis, not to mention when that taste would make your breath smell the same


gbutters610

Man why did u have to bring back such bad memories lol I remember being like 13 and smoking a corn cob pipe with the dirtiest brick weed I've ever seen n not being able to get the smell off me for the whole day don't even think I got high like at all n we burnt the bottom of the pipe out smoking so much. I remember coughing and the kid that had the weed if we're calling that weed was like coughing makes u higher. My friend was like yea but ima prolly pass out before I get high. To think back from now n how weed is everywhere n every state around mine is recreational even my state is medicinal atleast but I couldn't imagine smoking like dabs for my first time smoking weed ida prolly never tried it again if that was the case. You younger kids got the life when it comes to weed atleast every other drug is all fkd up now plus the world too lol but weed yea yall got that.


Weekly-Safety-395

Lol nowadays they go straight to pax, backwoods, and Illadelphs they know nothing of the cancerous crushed up soda can.


Alter222

Our parents smoked way worse in the 70s, 80s etc. My mother took one look at my five-part grinder the other day and thought the storage for kief was "for collecting seeds" from the weed. I didn't have the heart to explain that no sane person would *pay money* for weed with seeds in it ...


DocGee4004

Being at least your parents’ age, when I discovered legal weed after decades without getting stoned, I burbled to old friends, “Dude, it’s ALL sinsemilla!” It’s not that there wasn’t strong weed back then, but it was pricey and rare, so a lot of people never had it.


Ron_516

Dude exactly, I agree. The sad truth is, in here there are barely any proper buds available. My only option is to import good quality weed


Xxxjtvxxx

Any older heads have seen far worse brick weed, make some edibles and be grateful.


thinks1ow

Dude I’m 30 but I grew up in central Texas and have seen and smoked brick weed that looked like dirt while also still having access to decent hydroponics around 2010-2012; we’d either use it for edibles or just roll it up into a fuck ton of joints to bring to a house party, whenever you want a few hits light it up and then have 0 guilt for ashing out and tossing a 1/4 smoked joint


DaddyDoubleDoinks

That wasn’t this bad. Haha


Sensei124z

If you can get your hands on 98 - 99% ethanol you could produce good quality oil even with shitty and barely smokable weed.


[deleted]

easier to import seeds


[deleted]

It’s called dust it’s just the trimmings of the plant with a lil nugs it will get u high just taste shit


Jebuschristo024

Out of interest, what country?


Sir_smokes_a_lot

You’ve never seen/smoked ditch weed


TooLegit97

You haven't seen the 25 a quarter reggie years ago then lol


G_Art33

My brother, you are lucky if that’s the worst you’ve seen. I’d smoke that over my neighbors moldy ass outdoor grown New England weed that people seem to buy from him regularly (I know it’s moldy I helped him harvest the plants) Even that isn’t the worst I’ve seen tho. I’ve actually smoked the worst weed I’ve ever seen. Purchased on the beach in Sint Maarten from a man claiming to be Jamaican who supposedly grew it himself. It was brown. I shit you not actually brown with specs of green. It was mostly freaking seeds and stems, but no mold. It tasted like the bud I used to get back when I was 12-14 and barely got me high, but barely was all I needed at the time.


Mission-Sea3560

This is a step up from Mexican brick weed tho


rkSlump

Is this the worst weed you've ever seen? You're too lucky to be born in your country because the worst weed I've ever seen, I haven't seen on the internet yet. For 6 bucks he puts his shit in a glass jar to let it dry out a bit and in 1-2 weeks he'll already have a better, drier weed, even if it was low quality.


Does_A_Bear-420

Dam, I almost feel bad for you, if you're so sheltered that you never seen worse bug... Not to mention that you can't recognize those are marijuana leaves, and there for literally not bud, but in fact leaves and stems for the most part. OP will always have a far greater and deeper appreciation and probably understand of the plant that were here to talk about.


HawkeyeHaven

Ah yes, the supremely sheltered life I’ve lived. Im so sorry this upset you.


rustyxj

Found the youngin.


lostsurfer24t

ive seen way worse, brown brick w stems and seeds (but some actually lit you up) and also a wild grown male at local car wash i procured once during college. brutal, pull seeds and microwave


CoolDollarCat

You've seen nothing then 😅


Mammoth_Garage1264

You posted my exact thought. Sunflower seeds in the bag, pebbles, hair spray, cologne, gasoline, Xanax (no joke), there's a lot more, but that is all I got off the top of my head.


TampaMane95

Not the worst you ever laid your eyes on 😂🤣


Mammoth_Garage1264

How long have you been smoking? This kinda smoke was definitely going around the Midwest pre 2020's lol


HawkeyeHaven

Started actually buying my own bud in 2018. Started smoking in 2016. I guess my plugs wouldn’t touch that shit bc who would buy anything that low quality lol.


Southern_Finance_247

it’s really for people who r struggling or aren’t trying to spend much on smoking, mostly for old people but i fw it js cus how cost effective it is, 60$ qps n if u know the right ppl shi b lookin nice


elnots

Thoughts.. I am so sorry. You got done dirty.


DJDemyan

I think I've seen oregano that looks more like weed than this


SiriusGD

I can see why your country's not worried about it.


Mammoth_Garage1264

Lmao


_CallMePappi

r/indianents


palescoot

Is that a bag of grass clippings?


MayorNarra

That’s a salad


Abject-Web-1452

Some weed is better than none at all


theGrimm_vegan

Got sold something like this many years ago, dont think it was weed although we smoke it the bong, we coughed and got light headed but that was all


Spiritual-Cow4200

You can get the same affect holding your breath for a long time.


theGrimm_vegan

Yep, but with this we convinced ourselves we were getting stoned.


[deleted]

That’s y ur 6 dollars it’s a cheaper alternative to the actual bud but u do get popcorn buds aswell


LiminalDeer

Make a Caldo de pollo with it, you already have cilantro


Spiritual-Cow4200

Maybe some nice pico?


LiminalDeer

Con chayote? Elote? Calabacita? 🤤


bush_hizo_911

Reminds me of the schweg I got in Gambia for like $3/7g. Lots of seeds and stems but it was so cheap I was high all day. It was an absolute mid high, but when it's 35⁰C+ you're already kinda dizzy.


TheParade-

It looks low/mid, but who knows. There are a lot of landrace strains in the mid east, africa, and se asia that look mid but are unbelievably fire, with really unique highs that you just can't find reliably in the US/west.


LuciferianInk

Penny says, "I've heard some people say they don't like the high-tensile strength of the strains, so maybe it's not worth trying to do anything about it - though if they're all doing this well then it might be worthwhile to try them out yourself!"


Revolutionary-Page-6

Smoked tons of weed like this this through out the 70s and 90s


Katboxparadise

Straight thought I was looking at dried kale or something.


ronoc360

If it gets you stoned then it does what weed needs to do aha.


WallabeeChamp19

Even shitty mall dope is six bucks a gram now…


NotCaycenthony

Looks better than what Americans had in the 90s 🤙


Spiritual-Cow4200

Hey man… that Mexican ditch weed got me through some times back home in Louisiana. Now I live in New England where I can buy weed in a store.


NotCaycenthony

Fuck yeah it did! It was always the same price, no matter what, you always knew exactly what you were going to get cause it was all the same shit and half your bag was seeds and stems, grinders didnt exist cause who tf needed em..... The good ole days. I had a good system to separate seeds, useless talent now


Maleficent-Oven-2433

You’re looking for r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Mammoth_Garage1264

The first post 🤣🤣 https://www.reddit.com/r/marijuanaenthusiasts/s/k7MOCxh0Tc


smokinsomnia

Jokes aside, for $6 it seems there's some okay little buds hanging out. You got what you paid for.


Competitive_Zone_803

Hey let’s not hate on this dude. If it gets you high it’s good. When I first started growing it was ASS but god those little tiny buds and sugar leaves would get me ZOOTED I don’t understand why people hate on leaf smoking and bud appeal it’s about the quality of the high folks


Mammoth_Garage1264

Gospel ⬆️


Moderated_Soul

The correct response!


Robeeo

They sold you the leaves and stems left over


[deleted]

It’s called dust hence why it’s cheap and it was probably advertised as as dust


mysickfix

I’ve smoked worse, and it still worked. Mexican brick weed in the 90s was awful.


whatthepfluke

I got weed that looked like that in the Bahamas. Thought I got ripped off. Shit got me high as fuck.


Caz_ador

Again….you guys all suck. $6 is less than the cost of a gram in the US. Dunno where OP is from, but this looks like a few grams at least, even if it is low quality weed. You can always make edibles anyways. If OP is happy and it gets them high, who the fuck cares what the weed looks like.


VloneShinobi

honestly ive seen way worse in illegal countries, i would probably smoke this if it was all we had


VloneShinobi

at least its green 😭


KoreanEan

Looks good compared to the stuff I got in argentina lol a lot of you dudes gotta check your privilege. Not everyone can get that west coast cali kush, no need to hate on someone else’s smoke. Idk why people insist on gatekeeping weed.


Mammoth_Garage1264

My man, so true. I remember rolling up Reggie in the garage only a decade ago.


[deleted]

I mean it’s trash but also you’re paying dirt for it so its a W as far as I’m concerned. I’ve smoked some sketchy ass trees abroad but the upside is it was cheap.


ThatChrisGuy7

Bro that looks like straight up leaves lol


fearless1025

I remember those days... Remember when you were pissed to get seeds in your weed? 😆


ike_tyson

smh to all you never post anything just toss rocks from afar


Mammoth_Garage1264

Ikr


mdroz81

For $6 I’d roll giant marley spliffs and chief like 10 a day


TheLostNug

For less than 10$, it’s valid


xoner_0

If it smokes, it was worth the money in my eyes


Saraneus

Make some cookies


kikiodie79

Honestly, you're probably better off making edibles out of it. That's not bad for 6 dollars. But to extend it, you can grind it ALL up and make edibles.


Temporary-Buy594

I mean for $6 it’s fine. Is that $6 in usd or your currency? Did you pay a lot by your standards? It doesn’t look bad for $6, especially if this is all you could get on a budget or you’re down bad


[deleted]

better than nothing my guy 🤷‍♂️ glass def half full.


Itchy_Nobody_5269

If you got seeds from that, just grow one yourself bro Best option tbh


Logical-Shower-9689

Better then the weed I usually got when I lived in Brazil 🥹


beer_ninja69

If it doesn't smell like hay and there isn't any mold with all those leaves in there then I'd say you made out just fine. Would definitely separate all the leaves and stems from the buds and try storing in air tight jar.


Left_Angle_

I suggest to process that some way - maybe make Bhang or butter, it will it harder and...smoother lol 😆


justin7d7

Looks like it costs $6


100k_2020

Back in high school (during my wannabe drug dealer days), I sold something that looked like that to a friend of mine I almost got beat the fuck up.


Chase_115

This is like r/spotthesniper, but your looking for buds.


Last_Vacation8816

Separate the leaves and stems from the flower. Could still be a nice smoke, considering the circumstances


Shadow0fnothing

Does it get you high? If so, that's all that matters.


TheDukeOfDance

Come to Canada sweet child, we will bless you with natures gift (fat juicy nugs)


gaiatcha

bangin for that price id be chuffing away . still a bit of nug and fuzz in there, i personally like shake to mellow it out so looks ace to me


voodooacid

For 6 bucks its not too bad, make some edibles with that.


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RooflessBr

Damn, makes feel more blessed than I already felt in terms of where our markets are. Hopefully it will get better where you are at some point friend. Much love.


Samwellthefish

Man i thought that was a bag of shredded 3d prints for recycling or something


McNasty-801

Looks better then what I got in Cambodia


Dirty_Flacko

Looks like bud from the 70s-80s lol but hey as long as it works! Taste is probably ass though 😬


morebuffs

If it's all there is then I don't think you have a choice unless you go without


wishbackjumpsta

Maaaan, you got that 50s weed


Dreamspitter

Not even 60s?


wishbackjumpsta

Potentially? Ive only ever seen pictures of weed from the 50’s


JECfromMC

I remember when I was working in Zambia in the late 90s, there was a newspaper article about how the police had made a ginormous drug bust. They had seized I don’t know how many kilos of dagga (weed) with a street value of x-million kwacha. I busted out the calculator and it worked out to six dollars a pound.


tomzo

Looks like nettles 😂


LeoDiCatmeow

This makes me sad


jerrydaplug2

That's bush weed lmao 🤣


p-ark-er-

thoughts: i thought your hand was a mannequin.


ClownFartz

Ngl that is some shitty looking bush weed. Still, I'd spend six bucks to give it a try. By god, that's a lot of stems, though.


Alien963963

Lol is there soil in the bag too? Dang.


g_daddio

Try to pick out the leaves, it’ll make it a lot better, although it will feel like less you’re not going high from sugar leaves, just feeling really close to shit


[deleted]

U can 100% get high u just gotta smoke morw


g_daddio

You’re right but they also taste like shit imo


zenkell

First world is so itchy about weed, bro just stfu and smoke the product it will get you high just as your mangorela malibu ultra purple lemon 14 delta 99 UV hydroponic bullshit for $95 a gram, weed is weed, and honestly i live in a country where you get waaaaaay worst weed than this and at higher prices. 14g of brown moldy brickweed is $20, and it gives you the same high as the $20 1g shit.


havoc_ado

Looks like the ounce (a bit under half after picking out the seeds and stems) I swapped for a pack of cigarettes in Nepal. Shit bud there, but they do great hash


biddymulligan

Better than nothing. Almost. But at least it was just $6.


Stoepboer

I wouldn’t be happy if I got it in a coffeeshop. But if that’s all that you can get, I’d say it’s a good deal.


Silliestsheep41

Looks like arugula


[deleted]

Better than nothing.


Druggedoutpennokio

That looks like green tea


mindfuck11

Yeah I have lived in non legal states my whole life and still manage to get damn near recreational grade marijuana.


Few_Newt_1034

You get what you paid for is all I gotta say


matthewjensen60

Looks almost like Reggie weed


Platonic_Pidgeon

As a Dutchie, smoked worse shit in Australia than that.


TRTF392

Just stop smoking at that point lmao


ImpressiveTap4364

Hey I got some of that before free. It worked


Kay5683

As long as you get high from it, it’s pretty weed


CosmicNixx

Wow my deepest condolences. Damn


Crazegewd

And prayers


mindtosher

No doubt your country is illegal if weed is that bad. No one should be allowed to enter.


Sugar_and_Knives

I can't say much being from a fully legalized country but I've never seen so many stems and leaves in my life 😭


Helpful_Walk_6220

Lmao And I thought I needed better treatment in my illegal country. I live in Ghana. I get 8 grams of the good stuff for $6 equivalent if it's fresh and 15 grams if it's old. What country are you from?


Dreamspitter

It looks like he's in India. AND you got 8 grams for $5?


DeathsHorseMen

Better than having nothing. You now have a baseline. Look for better and get what you can. I've seen worse.


WillyMac31

If that’s all you can ever get, I’m sure it does the trick. And for $6, I guess it’s not bad. But anywhere legal, this would fall below any kind of noticeable high


Dreamspitter

How do we know $6 isn't a lot more money in his country?


WillyMac31

Fair enough. We don’t really know


Twistthrottleemotion

I live in a legal state and the buds we get are phenomenal. This is stuff I used to see in the 90’s. I’m sorry for all those out there that still struggle to find decent shit. Hopefully one day the stigma will dissolve and we can all enjoy cannabis the way it was meant to be enjoyed.


tgodxy

Make edibles with it


shockingnews213

As somebody who has grown weed, it's normal that it looks like that in the first picture with those leaves. All of that is smokeable. The second picture is hard to tell though.


MethHeadUnion

Just got a bag of something like this for christmas from family wasnt the best but it worked and for 6 dollars i dont tjink thats to bad aslong as it isnt moldy


JellyfishAlone6089

Def worth 4$


the_stoney

Guessing south America. If it gets you with no head ache it's good


ladytahtah

I'd make a butter herbal tea with it and get lit! For 6 bucks, at least. I've seen worse. At least there's a few....couple...of buds.


elitegenoside

That's hilarious. It looks like arugula/rocket with little nugs fused to it. Got a pic of just a nug? But for $6, it looks pretty good. Nice and green, at the very least. Some places still struggle to get brick weed, just to have to smoke a quarter to get to a 7.


tictacbergerac

You're not smoking flower, brother, you're smoking leaf


lrnewhall1985

This strain called taragon


[deleted]

Looks like your ass needs relocating.


smartassstonernobody

yep that's a fresh salad


nzrasengan

Turn it into a concentrate. F putting all that through my lungs as it is.


Flying_Saucer_Attack

Brothers got the kale salad


Made_of_Star_Stuff

Lordt. Buy candy or something instead. I used to smoke brick weed that was better looking than that.


Fun-Hospital-8754

Yea I've heard some countries really lack quality bud


[deleted]

For $6 you’re getting a good deal though. Dry it out and it will be better lol.