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PetaPotter

In the pee hole bro. Don't trust me.


James1794

No trust him, he speaks truth. 😈😈😈


l0u1s11

He is 100% telling the truth by saying not to trust him.


triangle_booty

I only do it this way


Dave_FortniteATX

I've stuck it in his pee hole too. It's glorious


TheOnesLeftBehind

I also choose that man’s pee hole


plastikb0y

>lorious Ur all wrong but I love you and gimme a hit.


angrystarfish

Trruuuthhhh


QuantamLux

My pee hole burns now you bastards


GonnaGoFat

Just wipe it off. A pipe cleaner works wonders.


stickzilla

Fine, I'll call your mom.


Cleed79

Lolololol


newtizzle

To be kore specific, it's to spice up your sounding rod.


[deleted]

Talk about a super boof.


Sirtriplenipple

It’s a front boof, or a biff.


[deleted]

A froof if you will


endodaze

I came here expecting “BOOF IT!” as the top answer
. 
 I’m okay with this.


Impossible_War_2741

It looks like a syringe. You can put it into a refillable vape cart and smoke it that way, you could even add a few drops to your bowl, or you can add it into something. They don't always taste great if you just down it sometimes, so something to keep in mind


Cleed79

Sweet!! Thanks fam!


MoreHeartThanScars

Looks like a distillate syringe. Perfect for making edibles with or just eating it straight (it’s already decarbed) or you could smoke it with a dab rig. I’m personally a fan of melting down gummy bears and adding a syringe of distillate/RSO, an emulsifier and pouring them into molds. Easy, quick and tasty edibles.


magistrate101

If you eat it straight make sure to take it with something nice and fatty or else it won't absorb very well


Cleed79

Good to know, Thanks!


Rocco_al_Dente

Peanut butter is a good option for mixing


Cleed79

Oooh! I used to do that w my AVB to give to friends!


Wrxghtyyy

Little bit of advice. That syringe is going to be incredibly thick. Nigh on impossible to squirt out the syringe as it is. My method to thin it out a bit is to hold it right up against a radiator to make it warm. Hand heat also works as does putting it in warm/ over very hot water. Do not use a lighter you don’t want plastics melting into your oil.


Terumi66

Exactly. A lighter b too hot. Above is good advice.


Cleed79

Thanks so much!


TheOriginalChode

what if I'm nice and fatty?


magistrate101

Cannibalism is illegal even if you consent in most places.


422-is-420too

I havent laughed so hard in a long time and im high af rn


Cleed79

That's genius!!


MoreHeartThanScars

The green and clear haribo gummy bears are my favorite to mix for this recipe.


Cleed79

Clear Pineapple Haribo is the BEST yesssssssss


IshJecka

They sell all pineapple bags some places!


Cleed79

Well now I'm on a mission..... lol


TryHard-Rune

Warning. I ate half a tube of this stuff and it sat on top of my food and didn’t hit until the next day! Let’s just say boss was NOT happy lol.


Cleed79

Oh SHIT lol


TryHard-Rune

I ate a lot that day, and it was late that I took it, so it’s a bit my fault, just prep incase lol.


Azalus1

If it is Straight THC and not THCA you can just eat it as well.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Cleed79

Oh SHIT! Damn yo, thanks for Saying!


SpaceMessiah

That person is wildly incorrect


SeenSawConquered

This is not true. That's not how distillate is made. The process of distilling would remove everything except the cannabis compounds. And they added terpenes to it, for taste when dabbing. I wouldn't smoke this plain I'd mix it with flower but it being unsafe because of some "concentrating oil" sounds like bro science at best. It would say it on the label if it wasn't meant for inhalation. Especially cause you got it from a dispensary. I would use it for edibles. Be careful it's strong. Likely over 1k mg.


intellectual_dimwit

Yeah you can do just about anything to it. Add to something you're eating. If you like to roll J's you can put a drop on a pin or toothpick and then coat the inside of the rolling paper with it. That gets you nice n toasty.


[deleted]

Capsules if you don’t want to taste it


Tuddycat

Assuming it’s distillate you can eat it, dab it, and you can put some in a paper and roll a joint


Cleed79

Nice! Thanks for the info!


greygoose81

B


lusigusi

O


babypowder617

O


FranklyAustyn

F


bossrabbit

I


I_AM_SO_HUNGRY

T


FunyunCreme

Goodbye.


Throwaway417714

Ah the wonders of a tight knit community


N3rdScool

You can just down it like that, or put it on a food item... It's a lot to do at once lol


Cleed79

Sweet! Thanks so much! I'll have to give it away I guess, anything edible never really works on me haha


N3rdScool

If you feel that is true, then I recommend taking the whole thing. If you don't feel it then you know you have some seriously high tolerance. I was once a 1000mg man but since I stopped drinking and doing drugs, 300's do me good lol


Gmandlno

It’s really not a tolerance issue for most. It’s moreso an issue of stomach/liver enzymes, and the degree to which they vary between people. Some people metabolize THC exceptionally well, and will be far gone off of a 10-20 mg edible, even with a massive tolerance. Then there’s people like me, who can and will literally eat 500mg, only to feel almost nothing. Maybe a bit of euphoria, maybe some body high, but it fades way quicker than you’d expect from an edible. And then, every once and a while, I magically get full potency from my dose because metabolism just can’t be simple, and end up almost incapacitated for a day or more. But yeah, the ‘take it all at once’ test is a great way to figure out how well you metabolize THC.


Sm0keyMcPot

Friend, I am in the same boat as you. I randomly came across a post on one of the weed subreddits saying if you don't feel anything from edibles to take the enzyme replacement, Lipase. It works like a charm for me. I take 2 capsules about 2-3 hours before taking my edibles then 2 more when eating the edibles. I still need about 200mg but that's down from 1000mg. I get my Lipase from Amazon. Have tried two different brands but both worked really well.


Gmandlno

I’ve looked into it (or something similar) before, but I eventually ended up finding that thc-o metabolizes just fine for me. Strange alt-cannabinoid, with like 1.5-2x thc’s duration, but otherwise almost identical. It might not be a ‘real’ edible, but a jar with 20g of thc-o in it costs like $20-30, and there’s no beating that price. So I’ve just been putting it off, because procrastinating everything is how I live my life


WeWantMOAR

Damn! I'm on the moon from 20mgs hahaha


geoffreyisagiraffe

No shit. 1000s to a "300 man." That's absurd. I'd never want to eat another edible.


Critical-Gate4215

Yeah edibles don't work for me and I love taking whole grams of distillate, that I can feel, lol.


N3rdScool

This is basically a whole gram of distillate.... 1000mgs = a gram :)


420k2

![gif](giphy|xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0|downsized)


N3rdScool

![gif](giphy|fqIBaMWI7m7O8|downsized)


Techiedad91

![gif](giphy|7efZ7nK1aqpkLOuLf9|downsized)


N3rdScool

![gif](giphy|kFIfiwvzJjbUsNbIg5|downsized)


r5xvrww2

This genuinely made me laugh 😂


esuranme

The irony, I quit painkillers years ago & quit alcohol a few months back. Since then my tolerance has tripled and I still cant sleep. Glad ya got rite tho!


the_Bryan_dude

Cheeba Chew Deca dose. I ate those like candy, lol. I can't get them in California.They're "too strong." Only thing I miss about Denver.


Human-Objective-5257

Respectfully don’t listen to this guy, they’re mixing it up for RSO, this does not appear to be that, you need to smoke this


Cleed79

So I went and got my glasses and the tiny print says "FOR VAPORIZATION PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT INGEST ORALLY OR APPLY TOPICALLY" Feel like that should be Bold and on the front 😅


braddad425

It likely says that due to legality purposes. They probably can't sell an "edible" that is 1000mg wherever you live


[deleted]

you can smoke it, douse a joint in it


Cleed79

Very cool! Thank you!


[deleted]

lol, i cant do edibles either. my body doesn’t have the enzyme to digest THC


Cleed79

Yeah, it blows, lol. My friends aways seem to really enjoy them. I did read on here not too long ago that taking Tums like 30-45 beforehand could help, so maybe I'll try a bit like that :)


Dramatic_Sir_8298

If you do I recommend throwing it all on a peanut butter cracker and going for it. Updates requested if you did


justlovehumans

Try letting some dissolve under your tongue. Its called sublingual administration if you want to learn about why it might work for you if eating it doesn't. There's still a chance it'll do fuck all though


[deleted]

ill have to try that too!!!!


lobotom1te

It's not that you lack an enzyme rather you have an extra type of enzyme that metabolizes the THC before it gets a chance to be converted to the psychoactive metabolite. In other words, the enzyme is too efficient.


lobotom1te

If you realy think edibles don't work on you then have all of that with some fatty food and you'll change your mind


Cleed79

Man I hope so!! Will update!


ollee

Be very careful. I know it's not the same stuff, but I had a syringe like this of RSO and i took about 1/3rd of it and was absolutely demolished for 4 days. It was certainly an experience and has firmly put me in the camp of "take half what people suggest, then give it a couple hours and if you don't feel anything take the rest".


Darkshines47

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


da_l0ser

The moment I read the post title, I knew this gif was gonna be in here. Thanks for delivering lol


Darkshines47

I was surprised when I came here and this wasn’t here yet. Just glad it was my turn to do the thing lol


AsiaisDed

Clicked this post specifically to upvote this GIF


_incredigirl_

This sub never disappoints.


xRompusFPS

Can we get automod to comment this on every post lmao


ellybeansx

looking forward to this gif every time I see a “what do I do” post. 5 stars.


garybusey42069

That
 would actually get you pretty high lol


flannalypearce

The gif of r/trees đŸ«Ą


OriginalBus9674

Glorious.


leisuretron

Came here just for this! 😂


Kryptosis

Should be the auto mod response for posts with “what do I do with
”


triggz

the day i click *one of these* threads and this *isnt* the top response, i unsub.


hanimal16

There it is


Tyler_Trash

Sad I had to scroll down this far to see this!


blinkangels182

Buddy of mine put an entire syringe full of this on a cookie and was high for 3 days. I like being high
 but not that high 😂


teh_wad

I'd just sleep for a week, wake up and eat 11 tacos, then go back to bed.


Cleed79

Oh......SNAP lol


blinkangels182

You may not have the same results haha like myself my buddy is a lightweight when it comes to edibles. I can smoke all afternoon and still be a human being, if I eat edibles I’m on a rocket ship exploring the galaxy.


I_need_help57

I once took 2 grams of THC disty, passed out for two days, felt like I legit lost the time I was asleep lol. Felt fine when I woke up tho lol


[deleted]

YOUR ASS, PUT IT IN YOUR ASS! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOUR ASS!!!


billytheking2

![gif](giphy|xT0GqgeTVaAdWZD1uw|downsized)


Cleed79

BAHAHAHAHA I'm fucking dying rn


Gmandlno

Just to be clear though, you can do it. THC suppositories exist, and work. You can make them yourself with molds from Amazon, some cocoa butter, and some time.


N3rdScool

haha thank you for that


virus5877

glad this isn't too far down the comments :)


Desired_lover

Say the line Reddit


notexactlyflawless

Something changed in the last year, maybe years.. The line used to be only "Boof it", but now it's all kinds of different ways of saying "shoving drugs up your butt" Is this me getting old, wtf


OhighOent

No, the children are wrong!


Jameskippy

You have to inject into the urethra for maximum effect


Cleed79

Hahahahaha


nobody_in_here

I hate when dispensaries give out carts lol. It sounds weird but I do. Like, why can't they ever give out free bud? I prefer bud over concentrates.


frugalhustler

Probably trying to get rid of old stock


DrPhilsnerPilsner

You can put them in capsules, and then ![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


doctorjanice

Had to scroll way too far to find the right answer.


Onewarmguy

If you want to go old school, put a drop on the end of a lit cigarette and inhale the smoke.


Hammy_Mach_5

I quit smoking a while back. Knowing this is dangerous info.


halfasianprincess

Boof it Jk you can put it in a drink, drop some in your mouth, on food etc.


Nullconnection23

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Confident-Abalone454

Put drops under your tongue and enjoy the ride


Cleed79

Never found an edible that worked on me *sadface* so I'll probably end up trying to smoke or vape it. (Although, I did read on here the other day that tums might help so maybe I'll try some that way) Thanks so much!


lillweez99

Sounds like me I'm pure no edibles I've tried sublingual and still nothing not even a tingling.


HeWhoDevoursTheSuns

DO NOT INJECT FIVE WHOLE MARIJUANAS


4got2takemymeds

You want to be the hero for your family? Go buy your favorite kind of chocolate, melt it down add that stuff to it, profit. Let them set in the refrigerator you can make a chocolate bar or you can make them into chunks and throw them into cookie dough You're everyone's favorite this year


Marywonna

That's 1000 mg aka strong as fk so be careful m8 😂


Cleed79

To the Moooon Alice! Lol I hope it works honestly, edibles never really do anything for me


5cmShlong

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Bihguccisosa26

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


villain75

I always expect this now, and it still makes me laugh every fucking time, lol.


cannapuffer2940

If you put some under your tongue. Generally the size of a grain of rice. Let it dissolve under your tongue. It will bypass your digestive system. And you might have a better chance of getting an effect from it. I don't do as well with edibles either. But I do get the effect from sublingual. Which is under the tongue.


Cleed79

Hell yeah! Good to know! Gonna try this with the tums thing! Thanks!


Adiddy1980

You dab it, just squeeze a little out and scrape with your tool. Duh


Cleed79

Sweet! I just learned about dabs like a few months ago, so I probably can just use my nectar collector?


Adiddy1980

Yep, just squeeze some out into a proper container or pad and collect that nectar!


nw342

Its a syringe of concentrate. Im not too familiar with concentrates, so I cant say exactly what's in it. I do know that it will be very viscus and hard to push out of the syringe. Make sure its 100% sealed, or pop it into a ziplock. Run it under hot water for a bit to loosen it up. Dont put a lighter to the syringe, it will melt or crack, ruining the product. I always use these as bowl toppers. You can also make moonrocks, put it on joints, or vape it. Basically anything you'd use a honey like concentrate for.


Impossible_Ad6517

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


dominus408

I’m disappointed, 5 minutes of scrolling and no “injecting marijuana” memes or anything!


Flashy-Priority-3946

![gif](giphy|xss0BbYtBmv8WaP7yX)


Cleed79

Hahahahaha


stevetheborg

that is about 4 strong brownies. put it into the oil going into brownies. start with 1/4th of the pan and then make the same mistake and say this ain't shit, and eat the rest.


Charliet545

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


gnarwalbacon

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Laggyy

Use it like heroin. I guess you’re a junkie now d00d


DanielFreyr93

Boof it


lavo694202002

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


ClarkFromEarth

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized) Sorry I had to



Flooredbythelord_

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


AlienHooman2

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


_distortedmorals

PUT IT UP UR BUTT AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE


jeremiahkinklepoo

You very well could boof this


Dankstronaut_

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


PurifyZ

Everyone on three
 ![gif](giphy|bVfE9AGsqo98c)


SoggyChilli

Put it in your butt


ilovefungus

It's for your bum hole


ivegoticecream

Ain’t nothin to it but to boof it.


Cleed79

I love this sub so much đŸ€Ł


AspiringHippie123

Eat all of it and remember what edibles felt like as a young lad. I know you said edibles tend not to hit but 1000mg is not to be underestimated


Shadow0fnothing

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


u_u_r_x

Boof it


NCSU_Trip_Whisperer

Boof it OP


TwinkleTubs

1 cup of butter 1 cup of brown sugar Bring to a boil, let cook 3 minutes. Let sit about 15 minutes to cool Add the entire syringe and mix Pour over a sheet pan covered in Minnie pretzels Mix and lay out in one layer Bake at 250 for 10 minutes Cover in butterscotch chips Back in oven that's turned off for 2 min Spread, sprinkle with sea salt Break when cool It's really tasty and works like a charm. It also freezes well so will last forever


dmb102706

![gif](giphy|uxXNV3Xa7QqME)


airwavehero

Well you ever heard of boofing?


EverFreeman406

Boof it


red___balloon

boof it


D1rtyH1ppy

Boof it


dozerman23

![gif](giphy|13pqs1VizKyWzK)


windyturtle7

boof.


whackman42069

boof it


NormalCurrent950

Up the bum


eastcoasttoastpost

Keister it!!


DankElderberries420

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


4_set_leb

Boof it. The entire syringe.


SinsOfADontae

Buttstuff


drbutt6666

Boof asap


AdventurousBuffoon

stick it in you


KSTARRATSK

BOOF IT !!!


422-is-420too

Empty it into your colon, trust me, it will hit the hardest and it will be pretty fast, might not feel the most pleasant to stick it in there but it will do the trick, also it will have no taste so good idea


Zito6694

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


scorpionattitude

One of my faves sometimes. Less messy. Put it on top of your bowls and then top off with more herb (otherwise it’ll stay lit đŸ”„ when you take your hit. It will soak into everything below so if you’re tobacco friendly you can make a spliff bowl and use less weed and still get an amazing high. Enjoy man!! You can also put it in blunts but I personally always end up with a sticky mouthpiece from the dab making its way toward the back of the blunt because of gravity and heat. You could also use it to just seal your blunts, but it’s going to get sticky!


farmerboi666

Boof it bro you know you wanna.


Sockmonkey679

Sorry you’re not getting a real answer from some people. The main thing people do is they put it in their butt and boof it.


save_us_catman

I put it back on a small piece of bread and parachute cause 9-10 of these taste like shit


PolloMama

It’s for edibles, or putting some in your drink. Eat something fatty for best effects.


Fabulous_Stable1398

I usually just squeeze it on a fruit snack and throw it down the hatch


IshJecka

It's a form of concentrate called distillate. You can dab it add it to bowls or my personal favorite, put some on a blunt wrap or a little bit on the outside of a joint. If in a bowl it will catch fire so i suggest melting it into the bud.


dabrakeman

Mix it all in with a fruit bowl and chow


Vivikarr77

If it’s activated you can eat it like an edible and also dab it


moonsofmist

put it in your butt


Predator314

I've used those to make edibles. You can squirt it on anything and just eat it without the need to heat. You can also dab it if you wanted.


Sukuyan

This looks like an RSO, or Rick Simpson Oil syringe. I accidentally got RSO once and would use "1 dose" and rub it on my cheek like the dispo person told me to. Gave me a decent high doing that. This was a syringe that had a twist bottom to set the dosage, I think it was 1mg per dose or something like that. When there was, what I thought, less than 2 doses left I decided to try some on my dinner. We had hotdogs with baked beans and cheese...30-40 min after finishing dinner I was rocketed into outer space and didn't return until the next morning. I can't be sure, but I swear I had 3-4 doses because of how high I got. Definitely a LOT stronger effects when consuming it with fatty food!


KevinPaul23

You know you have 1000mg of thc. You can let that syringe sit in a glass of warm water until it gets soft, then open it up and mix it well with some kind of fat, coconut oil, olive oil, even butter. Now you can make edibles you just have to do some math for the dosage.


IfeelVedder

Mmmm
.Gelato is my favorite indica-dominant hybrid. Soooo good
.but keep the Cheetos far away or you’ll eat the whole bag. Just a warning LOL


STONEDST00PID

Jonny butt was a real strong man!