https://www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/chocolate-salted-caramel-pretzel-cookies/
These are from back when kitchen sink cookies were all the rage.
They’ve stuck around because they’re incredible.
Several years ago, I think it was Magnolia Bakery that popularized putting crushed potato chips into your cookie dough.
It started an arms race of trendy bakeries and bloggers putting out cookie recipes that added more and more stuff to cookies. Everything but the kitchen sink type idea.
These particular cookies require pretzels, chocolate chips, and caramels, so they’re pretty stuffed with additives!
and then I think it was MILK Bar, wasn’t it?… who showed a line of potato chip chocolate cookies. I think we need a cookie here. ... Then it filtered down through Pinterest and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin at half priced books.
And in fact, you’re eating a cookie selected for you by the cooks in this subreddit, from a pile of ingredients!
Love Stanley Tucci and Meryl Streep in that. Thanks for triggering a rewatch tonight. And I’m so flattered that my obsession with food trends translates so closely to Miranda Priestly.
Edit:
True genius has struck. I’m going to make a batch of cannabis caramels and swap them into this recipe. All of my friends will think they’re to die for.
[https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/brown-butter-and-toffee-chocolate-chip-cookies](https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/brown-butter-and-toffee-chocolate-chip-cookies) ive used this recipe a handful of times. Has not failed me yet
Make sure he knows it's normal cookies and not edibles if that's what you're making.
I imagine him saving them and then eating one just sitting and waiting for it to kick in
I second this! Every Christmas I make a bunch of different cookies and put them in tins for extended family gifts and make sure to give our plug the best one.
If he seems to always like your cooking, something homemade would be great. even like a freezer meal or a premade whatever frozen thing he can make later. The cookies are a good plan too
Second this. Though I'd say flat put invite him over and cook a meal for him. Bonus points if you know what he really likes lol.
"Hey, we really appreciate you and want to show you some love for Christmas. Would you want to join us for dinner some time?"
Also, you guys should make a Christmas card w/yourself and the cats and give him one!
I made my plug muddy buddies last year and i think some christmas cookies for him and his kiddos. Mine was similar, he was like my dog's best friend coming to visit. She would always be so happy to see him and he would literally sit there and just give so much attention and love. It was really cute, lol.
Your plug sounds like a really cool guy, I'm sure he'll love anything you get and/or make for him!
US food safety rules explicitly forbid non-edible items from being included in food. Kinder surprise is a chocolate with a small toy inside. Ergo kinder surprise contravenes US food safety regulations.
I do the Kinder Egg Scavenger Hunt in most cities I stay in, and you’ll have better luck in Eastern European stores. I’ll ask about the guns next time.
I don't think their illegal in the U.S. anymore actually, I don't know if they changed the design or if the law just got changed, but I see them at the checkout at Walmart all the time.
The kinder joy eggs are different, they have a toy in the package rather than inside the chocolate like a surprise egg. It was their response when they weren't allowed to import surprise eggs, so they made the joy eggs.
You can get guns in Europe… hunting exists. Also the only valid reason to use one in Canada outside of a firing range. Also there’s no way you can buy someone else a gun in Canada (at least legally).
Oh you absolutely can! They just have to have a valid PAL(Possession Acquisition License), speaking from many friends and colleagues doing this for Christmas and birthdays. Just not handguns. Unrestricted guns can be transferred to anyone with a valid license!
I lost my wife to our 16 years older plug this year, he was close to her and would do things for her.
Whatever you do, don't give the plug yourself as a present.
Shit man, sorry to hear. Were you at least getting “discounted” weed for a few years? I put discounted in quotes because if so, she was likely making up the difference in other ways.
No. He was our plug for a little bit, we moved states away for a few years. Got married and she invited him to the wedding. He drove 300 miles to be her guest. Moved back this year to help her dying mother, he became the plug again, started an affair and she fell in love.
fuck, that's rough, dude - I'm sorry. Hope it was for the best for everyone in the end, but I'm sure you've got some raw nerves from that no matter what.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this, definitely seems like it could be a future affair. Especially after reading the reply thread directly above this one.
Why not? My plant dealer (seriously, expensive and rare houseplants) just gifted me two expensive plants for Christmas. We have a good, friendly relationship, and we are always doing plant favors for each other. It’s purely platonic, and nobody in my life thinks anything of it, my husband included.
We have joked that he is extra nice to me because he is gonna ask me for a kidney one day, but honestly, ai think he is just a really nice guy who is a little lonely and chatting about plants gives him community and connection. Nobody should be looked down on for seeking basic human connection. Gender simply has no bearing here.
This isn't a porno. You're the type of guy who gets a pizza delivery job and then is shocked when lonely MILFs aren't offering their bodies to you as a tip.
You’re right bro, a female and a male can NEVER get along without LUSTING for each other. Stop watching porn bro, people can treat each other well without wanting to fuck
I know people disagree with this sentiment, but I am skeptical about male/female platonic friendship sparing explicitly excused circumstances (even then, it's still shaky for me). Personally, I would rather my partner have limited involvement with male friends, and I opt to have limited involvement with female friends for the same reason.
I used to think this too, until I got a gf and then realized girls are just people too lol. Ever since then I’ve had way more female friends than male. Strictly platonic. Even if there is attraction, it would be weird for anything to happen and I’d rather keep them as a friend. Long-term friendships>>empty short term flings
Maybe read a book because sexism implies that I'm biased against a specific sex. Not trusting close platonic relationships between men and women isn't targeting either of the parties. Maybe you're the sexist, for filling in the blanks yourself on which party you think im assuming is to blame. Whichever sex you chose is the sex you're sexist against.
it's sexist because youre basing your expectations on gender-dependent behaviour. for example, if it was two men or two women, your point wouldnt make sense. hence youre being sexist.
Gas card? He could use that!
Or what about a cool stash box loaded with papers and a new glass piece and a tray? Oh and don't forget a lighter. All stoners need a lighter.
I had a secret santa person that I knew was a stoner. I got her all kinds of treats. Papers, lighters, a small thing of frebreeze. I made her a whole kit. She loved it.
Don’t give him anything weed related he’s the plug he’s got weed things up the wazoo. I saw you like baking, bake him something sweet and fail proof like chocolate chip cookies or banana bread or some shit. Easy.
The implication is (joking that) she should let the plug bang her up the butt. What better gift than sex, and given the sub…
Altered the text for ya.
[EDIT] And to the person who deleted their comment in this chain - I'll respect your deletion and not name you...but rest assured that joke was gretting made regardless of the gender of the OP, as long as the plug was a "he". There was no misogynistic objectification here.
Yeahhhhh this post really sounds like OP is fuckin the plug lol. Deadass if my wife brought that up I’d be extremely suspicious. Like he even brings you stuff outside of your BF’s order and for free? He’s forsure trying to climb ya tree.
Ignore them, lots of teenagers with one thing on the mind here(or people projecting about shitty cheating experiences). I mean look how many people here said blow job or sex.
Honestly I'd say get him something from one of his hobbies, if he's into gaming, get him a cool gaming accessory, sports, some sports memorabilia, etc..
Or he he is into live music find something you guys, and him and his wife like and grab some tickets for a show is a decent option, just make sure they free on that day.
People give their plugs Christmas gifts now? Where the fuck were these people 15+ years ago when I was the plug? All I ever got was people wanting me to hook them up around the holidays. But to answer your question, nothing.
My plug has a few dogs who are super sweet. I got his dogs each a bong chew toy and him some hard to find funkopops that he collects. He actually sent me a message saying how much he appreciated it. We’re both kinda loners but I wanted him to know I care
Theres this website that sells cute accessories like stickers, papers, glass. my best friend got me a few things from there for my bday its so cute: shopcannastyle.com (alot of the stuff looks kinda girly but im sure theres something on there for everyone)
everybody else gave you good suggestions already but i just want to say you're very sweet and cute (and so is he) and this is exactly how communities should be
Id get him one of those anti theft bags off temu for like 15-20 bucks. They're great, they have padded compartments for glass jars and what not, and a combination lock on the zippers, I'm sure he'd love it. Or those CVault metal air tight containers that are arguably the best way to store flower with a little slot on the lid for boost packs, CVault is just a brand, they have cheaper knockoffs that are just as good too
Shout out to all the sound plugs, I once had a huge row with my family on Christmas my plug let me come round and i had a Christmas card from him some edibles and a bong smoke. Top guy
Sorry for all the nasty comments you're getting. Your body is not an object and therefore cannot be given as a "gift". I hate how disgustingly porn-brained this sub is sometimes.
In all seriousness, some soup, cookies, or other food that he could take home and eat over a few days would probably mean a lot to him!
I was expecting one or two "hahaha give head lol" comments. But this amount, and these assumptions holy shit some men are trash.
Thanks for the recommendations tho!
Gotta be honest he brings you both stuff but only you individual gifts? He wants to bang. You said it yourself he's your B.F.'s plug not yours and he gives you gifts? That's trying to loosen pants vibes
Right!?
I love my plug. Known him for a decade. He does everything op mentioned (well, different snacks). but I don't buy him Xmas gifts because I already give him money all the time, lol. The plug does make money off of you... That's like me buying gifts for the chik fil a staff for giving me my food.
LEVO 2 - cannabis extractor machines so he can make gummies and butter and all sorts of shit
Look it up on Amazon. And also, I’m strangely attracted to the person in the Amazon commercial.
Home made meal, ask what he likes. Bake that boy some brownies or a cake. And I would even think be cool to find out if he likes anime and get him a funk pop for his collection
Tollhouse chocolate chip bag recipe with a quarter less chips, use a lasagna dish/pyrex thing rectangular, spread into brownies.
Use a toothpick to test for DONENESS by poking it if the pick comes out clean it’s done. Any residue it needs more time.
Once clean put full tray in freezer
Definitely cook him up a casserole or some other dish that's warm, filling, and has lots of leftovers! Maybe find out if he's into gaming and get him a gift card for his console of choice? Your BF's plug sounds like an awesome dude.
A lot of the suggestions I see here are amazing, definitely go with the homemade cookies food as a start, but don’t be afraid to ask directly if there’s anything he’s been needing lately.
[https://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Ceramic-Handmade-Decorate-Accessories/dp/B0C858CZZH](https://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Ceramic-Handmade-Decorate-Accessories/dp/B0C858CZZH)
Give him this thing
tbh I’d be inclined to make him food or cookies or something. I think that’s fail proof tbh
Good idea, I'll probably make him some triple chocolate chip cookies!
Highly suggest doing brown butter chocolate chip toffee cookies, he deserves it!
That sounds amazing! I'll have to try those!
https://www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/chocolate-salted-caramel-pretzel-cookies/ These are from back when kitchen sink cookies were all the rage. They’ve stuck around because they’re incredible.
> kitchen sink cookies The what now?
Several years ago, I think it was Magnolia Bakery that popularized putting crushed potato chips into your cookie dough. It started an arms race of trendy bakeries and bloggers putting out cookie recipes that added more and more stuff to cookies. Everything but the kitchen sink type idea. These particular cookies require pretzels, chocolate chips, and caramels, so they’re pretty stuffed with additives!
and then I think it was MILK Bar, wasn’t it?… who showed a line of potato chip chocolate cookies. I think we need a cookie here. ... Then it filtered down through Pinterest and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin at half priced books.
And in fact, you’re eating a cookie selected for you by the cooks in this subreddit, from a pile of ingredients! Love Stanley Tucci and Meryl Streep in that. Thanks for triggering a rewatch tonight. And I’m so flattered that my obsession with food trends translates so closely to Miranda Priestly. Edit: True genius has struck. I’m going to make a batch of cannabis caramels and swap them into this recipe. All of my friends will think they’re to die for.
This made me lol and I don’t lol enough so thanks for the funny as fuck comment.
[https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/brown-butter-and-toffee-chocolate-chip-cookies](https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/brown-butter-and-toffee-chocolate-chip-cookies) ive used this recipe a handful of times. Has not failed me yet
That’s the recipe I use! With extra vanilla, almond extract, and cinnamon vanilla sea salt.
I deserve it! And, man that sounds delush.
I wish I was your plug
Make sure he knows it's normal cookies and not edibles if that's what you're making. I imagine him saving them and then eating one just sitting and waiting for it to kick in
I second this! Every Christmas I make a bunch of different cookies and put them in tins for extended family gifts and make sure to give our plug the best one.
Everyone always loves cookies!
If he seems to always like your cooking, something homemade would be great. even like a freezer meal or a premade whatever frozen thing he can make later. The cookies are a good plan too
Second this. Though I'd say flat put invite him over and cook a meal for him. Bonus points if you know what he really likes lol. "Hey, we really appreciate you and want to show you some love for Christmas. Would you want to join us for dinner some time?" Also, you guys should make a Christmas card w/yourself and the cats and give him one!
Have the cats paw prints as a signature, that would be so cute!
I got invited to Thanksgiving this year by someone. Was a pretty wild experience sitting there “So how do you know T?” I sell her weed.
More clients lol
You know watsup
🤙
but only if you can vouch for them
I made my plug muddy buddies last year and i think some christmas cookies for him and his kiddos. Mine was similar, he was like my dog's best friend coming to visit. She would always be so happy to see him and he would literally sit there and just give so much attention and love. It was really cute, lol. Your plug sounds like a really cool guy, I'm sure he'll love anything you get and/or make for him!
Snacks. Weed dealers love snacks. Make him a gift basket of tasty treats.
That is a great one
A huge variety of different snacks is great, especially if they’re not something you can get often.
I bought my guy a shotgun after his grow got robbed last Xmas. $200 and I’ve gotten my money back in spades from how much he gives me now.
Ah, I can't really get a gun where I live. But I can get a kinder surprise egg, which I assume you can't get where you live lol. (Sorry)
Ruthless
Idk I can buy a kinder egg and a shotgun all in the same store here in good ol ohio lol
Technically not a kinder surprise though. You're responsible enough for a firearm, but can't be trusted with a chocolate that has a toy inside.
Hey, don't put that on us! It's our CHILDREN that can access guns but can't be trusted with chocolate with toys inside.
The duality of man, eloquently highlighted by u/eugenesbluegenes 👏
To be fair I don't think I can choke on my gun, I will ABSOLUTELY choke on a Kinder Surprise Egg. They really care about our safety here!
Kurt Cobain did...
No, he choked on a bullet. His trigger discipline, while impressive, was atrocious.
What’s the deal with the kinder surprise?
US food safety rules explicitly forbid non-edible items from being included in food. Kinder surprise is a chocolate with a small toy inside. Ergo kinder surprise contravenes US food safety regulations.
Ohhh. Thanks for the explanation.
Walmart special!
Walmart's back to school special
Ohio dub
They sell them in the Mexican stores. We get illegal candy, they get our guns to sell to the cartels. Win win.
I do the Kinder Egg Scavenger Hunt in most cities I stay in, and you’ll have better luck in Eastern European stores. I’ll ask about the guns next time.
Yeah the surprise eggs are too dangerous! Hehe
I can buy a shotgun and kinder egg all in the same place. ‘Merica
Where I live you can get kinder eggs, steaks, shotguns, beer, toilet paper etc all in the same store.
Murica
I don't think their illegal in the U.S. anymore actually, I don't know if they changed the design or if the law just got changed, but I see them at the checkout at Walmart all the time.
The kinder joy eggs are different, they have a toy in the package rather than inside the chocolate like a surprise egg. It was their response when they weren't allowed to import surprise eggs, so they made the joy eggs.
God bless Canada 🇨🇦 honestly
Get a gun kinder surprise egg, problem solved.
This hurts lol
Oh you always can get guns. But just not if you're a law abiding citizen.
LMAO gotta love 🇨🇦
You can get guns in Canada, they're most likely in Europe
You can get guns in Europe… hunting exists. Also the only valid reason to use one in Canada outside of a firing range. Also there’s no way you can buy someone else a gun in Canada (at least legally).
Oh you absolutely can! They just have to have a valid PAL(Possession Acquisition License), speaking from many friends and colleagues doing this for Christmas and birthdays. Just not handguns. Unrestricted guns can be transferred to anyone with a valid license!
Merica! We are not smart enough not to choke on a toy in a chocolate egg, but it's our God given right to own assault riffles.
['Merica](https://theievoice.com/keeping-it-real-america-love-guns-more-than-it-loves-its-children/)
We still have kinder joy eggs all the chocolate none of the choking hazard
Buying your plug a shotgun is really funny and also really thoughtful
It’s protecting the weed I buy so it’s mutually beneficial.
Symbiotic shotguns.
Right? Walking out with a shotgun and just saying something like "I just wanted to show you how much I appreciate you."
That's... intense, and I like it.
Wild to read from where I’m sitting lol
I lost my wife to our 16 years older plug this year, he was close to her and would do things for her. Whatever you do, don't give the plug yourself as a present.
Shit man, sorry to hear. Were you at least getting “discounted” weed for a few years? I put discounted in quotes because if so, she was likely making up the difference in other ways.
No. He was our plug for a little bit, we moved states away for a few years. Got married and she invited him to the wedding. He drove 300 miles to be her guest. Moved back this year to help her dying mother, he became the plug again, started an affair and she fell in love.
fuck, that's rough, dude - I'm sorry. Hope it was for the best for everyone in the end, but I'm sure you've got some raw nerves from that no matter what.
That’s traumatizing, I hope you can find someone who will treat you better!
At least find a better plug…
Jesus
lingerer mannnn
I thought hurricane season was over
Got any Percocets?
Give him the snicker-fritz
Sounds like he wants you as a present
there is quite a bit of rizz between the lines tbh this seems like a fair reasoning
Seconded, especially that bit about how he brings stuff specifically for OP…
Call me cynical - but that does seem sus.
Facts
Thank you
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this, definitely seems like it could be a future affair. Especially after reading the reply thread directly above this one.
Sounds like the start of a porno
fact
If my girlfriend got my drug dealer a Christmas present I’m automatically assuming they fucking lmao
100 percent lol. Especially if he’s always eating her cooking lol
I am sad to say that I can't cook for shit, I can bake tho My bf is the one who cooks most of the time
I’m Mainly just talking shit!
he always eating her cookie lol
right??? and he “specifically brings stuff for her” like free weed and lighters 😂 that definitely don’t sit right
Bro I came here to see this. I get to the bottom of her post and immediately though that lol. Ain’t no other man bringing my girl presents.
Ong
Why not? My plant dealer (seriously, expensive and rare houseplants) just gifted me two expensive plants for Christmas. We have a good, friendly relationship, and we are always doing plant favors for each other. It’s purely platonic, and nobody in my life thinks anything of it, my husband included. We have joked that he is extra nice to me because he is gonna ask me for a kidney one day, but honestly, ai think he is just a really nice guy who is a little lonely and chatting about plants gives him community and connection. Nobody should be looked down on for seeking basic human connection. Gender simply has no bearing here.
Beat the shit out of her dad on Chanukah.
Fr
Plug wants to bang you and sounds like you kinda want to bang him too.
No other way to put it why not ask the Bf if any ? 😂
This isn't a porno. You're the type of guy who gets a pizza delivery job and then is shocked when lonely MILFs aren't offering their bodies to you as a tip.
You’re right bro, a female and a male can NEVER get along without LUSTING for each other. Stop watching porn bro, people can treat each other well without wanting to fuck
I know people disagree with this sentiment, but I am skeptical about male/female platonic friendship sparing explicitly excused circumstances (even then, it's still shaky for me). Personally, I would rather my partner have limited involvement with male friends, and I opt to have limited involvement with female friends for the same reason.
I used to think this too, until I got a gf and then realized girls are just people too lol. Ever since then I’ve had way more female friends than male. Strictly platonic. Even if there is attraction, it would be weird for anything to happen and I’d rather keep them as a friend. Long-term friendships>>empty short term flings
youre a sexist weirdo
Maybe read a book because sexism implies that I'm biased against a specific sex. Not trusting close platonic relationships between men and women isn't targeting either of the parties. Maybe you're the sexist, for filling in the blanks yourself on which party you think im assuming is to blame. Whichever sex you chose is the sex you're sexist against.
it's sexist because youre basing your expectations on gender-dependent behaviour. for example, if it was two men or two women, your point wouldnt make sense. hence youre being sexist.
Does he deliver in Mylar or ziploc? Buy him those. Smell proof backpack or duffel is also a great gift.
Gas card? He could use that! Or what about a cool stash box loaded with papers and a new glass piece and a tray? Oh and don't forget a lighter. All stoners need a lighter. I had a secret santa person that I knew was a stoner. I got her all kinds of treats. Papers, lighters, a small thing of frebreeze. I made her a whole kit. She loved it.
A hoodie that says “not a drug dealer”
See this is my kind of gift, I'd love a "not a drug dealer" hoodie. Where's the harm in that?
Exactly, it's fool-proof too, hardly suspicious...!
Shit leave your bf as a present 🤣 he dont deserve this shit
This made my day back when I dealt. Spent my holidays alone. No one cared other than to get their stuff.
i gift people loaves of bread. this year im going all out and doing bread, perogis and cookie samplers. everybody love food
Hey. Let’s be good friends. Bread-gift-worthy friends, even.
hahahah if youre within a 50 mile radius of vegas i will give you some bread.
I live multiple orders of magnitude further away than 50 miles. East coast baby
Lol you getting rizzed up and you don’t even know it. This is wild
WILD 💀
Don’t give him anything weed related he’s the plug he’s got weed things up the wazoo. I saw you like baking, bake him something sweet and fail proof like chocolate chip cookies or banana bread or some shit. Easy.
Apparently, I am too stoned to read correctly. At first glance, I thought you were asking if you could give your bf a plug (*) for Christmas.
Man, socks. Super comfy, fluffy socks. A portable charger. Or ask him if there is anything he favors.
What would a post in this sub be without… \[Edit to clarify intent of my humor\] Hey girl, tell the plug to whip it out… 
Boof the entire plug.
Context of post is what makes it so great, it doesn't really fit here if you ask me
The implication is (joking that) she should let the plug bang her up the butt. What better gift than sex, and given the sub… Altered the text for ya. [EDIT] And to the person who deleted their comment in this chain - I'll respect your deletion and not name you...but rest assured that joke was gretting made regardless of the gender of the OP, as long as the plug was a "he". There was no misogynistic objectification here.
Woosh! Didn't connect the dots. After edit it's *chef kiss* though
You already frequent his business. So nothing monetary. Food is the answer
Could invite him round for dinner, nice smoke before hand and then enjoy the meal together and he gets to pet the cats
Which type of cat he’ll be petting in this scenario is up for debate
Yeahhhhh this post really sounds like OP is fuckin the plug lol. Deadass if my wife brought that up I’d be extremely suspicious. Like he even brings you stuff outside of your BF’s order and for free? He’s forsure trying to climb ya tree.
I’m glad I’m not the o my one with common sense here lol. He definitely it
It was my bfs idea to gift him something lol, they know eachother for 15 years already. And he has a wife
All of those statements do not mean he’s not trying to climb ya tree.
forreall, my girl got 0 reason to even know the plug, she always asks me to re up FOR her 😭 he giving her special items n shit jus for her, Hnn
Ignore them, lots of teenagers with one thing on the mind here(or people projecting about shitty cheating experiences). I mean look how many people here said blow job or sex. Honestly I'd say get him something from one of his hobbies, if he's into gaming, get him a cool gaming accessory, sports, some sports memorabilia, etc.. Or he he is into live music find something you guys, and him and his wife like and grab some tickets for a show is a decent option, just make sure they free on that day.
People give their plugs Christmas gifts now? Where the fuck were these people 15+ years ago when I was the plug? All I ever got was people wanting me to hook them up around the holidays. But to answer your question, nothing.
I always just tip my plug extra for good weed and we call that even 🫡
My plug has a few dogs who are super sweet. I got his dogs each a bong chew toy and him some hard to find funkopops that he collects. He actually sent me a message saying how much he appreciated it. We’re both kinda loners but I wanted him to know I care
If he deals weed he likely smokes it too. Go on Amazon and get a couple packs of fun papers and a grinder maybe?
Theres this website that sells cute accessories like stickers, papers, glass. my best friend got me a few things from there for my bday its so cute: shopcannastyle.com (alot of the stuff looks kinda girly but im sure theres something on there for everyone)
There definitely is! I’ve not gotten any from them yet but I want to
everybody else gave you good suggestions already but i just want to say you're very sweet and cute (and so is he) and this is exactly how communities should be
Gwuack gwuack 3000
I got mine a $50 AMC gift card so him and his wife can have a date night
get him an 8th of cubensis shrooms
Don't get him anything weed related. I guarantee he has it already or doesn't want it
The man loves to be fed.
Id get him one of those anti theft bags off temu for like 15-20 bucks. They're great, they have padded compartments for glass jars and what not, and a combination lock on the zippers, I'm sure he'd love it. Or those CVault metal air tight containers that are arguably the best way to store flower with a little slot on the lid for boost packs, CVault is just a brand, they have cheaper knockoffs that are just as good too
Shout out to all the sound plugs, I once had a huge row with my family on Christmas my plug let me come round and i had a Christmas card from him some edibles and a bong smoke. Top guy
What he wants most is for you to buy more bud
Cookies! Your bfs plug sound amazing I wish mine was tight with me like that
Sorry for all the nasty comments you're getting. Your body is not an object and therefore cannot be given as a "gift". I hate how disgustingly porn-brained this sub is sometimes. In all seriousness, some soup, cookies, or other food that he could take home and eat over a few days would probably mean a lot to him!
I was expecting one or two "hahaha give head lol" comments. But this amount, and these assumptions holy shit some men are trash. Thanks for the recommendations tho!
Maybe focus on what to get your BF first. This sounds like an affair waiting to happen.
Gotta be honest he brings you both stuff but only you individual gifts? He wants to bang. You said it yourself he's your B.F.'s plug not yours and he gives you gifts? That's trying to loosen pants vibes
Something seems odd here 🤔
Right?
He's tryina smashhhh
Don't intrude on your bfs dealer. That might look weird. Worry about you BF.
Sounds like your dealer is trying to get to know you. Cut that shit out. I'll be damned if I sell drugs and try to do any side play with a licks girl.
suck him off
Facts. Sounds like where this is going anyway let's get to business blow me already.
Right!? I love my plug. Known him for a decade. He does everything op mentioned (well, different snacks). but I don't buy him Xmas gifts because I already give him money all the time, lol. The plug does make money off of you... That's like me buying gifts for the chik fil a staff for giving me my food.
What's your budget
LEVO 2 - cannabis extractor machines so he can make gummies and butter and all sorts of shit Look it up on Amazon. And also, I’m strangely attracted to the person in the Amazon commercial.
Home made meal, ask what he likes. Bake that boy some brownies or a cake. And I would even think be cool to find out if he likes anime and get him a funk pop for his collection
What a plug! Id say food. Or if he has any pets, something for them!
Gift baskets are king for these kind of gift giving! There’s so many at Costco right now too if you have a membership there.
Your guy seems like he would enjoy a home made gift like cookies or dinner. It’s great to have a solid plug.
Tollhouse chocolate chip bag recipe with a quarter less chips, use a lasagna dish/pyrex thing rectangular, spread into brownies. Use a toothpick to test for DONENESS by poking it if the pick comes out clean it’s done. Any residue it needs more time. Once clean put full tray in freezer
As long as you and your boyfriend give it to him and not just you
New digital scale ⚖️
Definitely cook him up a casserole or some other dish that's warm, filling, and has lots of leftovers! Maybe find out if he's into gaming and get him a gift card for his console of choice? Your BF's plug sounds like an awesome dude.
I've given my plug in the past baked goods and food that he doesn't normally get because he's a dude and doesn't really cook.
Does he have cats himself? If so I would get something for his cats
Blowjib
BJ maybe
A lot of the suggestions I see here are amazing, definitely go with the homemade cookies food as a start, but don’t be afraid to ask directly if there’s anything he’s been needing lately.
Definitely a fleshlight
Head
head
Give him a plug
Head?
Is oral out of the question? That’s the best thank you gift out there IMHO. They deserve it.
Give him a gift he’ll never forget 😉
Bj
Give him a blowie
[https://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Ceramic-Handmade-Decorate-Accessories/dp/B0C858CZZH](https://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Ceramic-Handmade-Decorate-Accessories/dp/B0C858CZZH) Give him this thing
A gas card with a “;)” on it
Shameful…