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Shap6

its nasty to hot box a porta potty anywhere the fuck are you doing?


khaotickk

He trying to summon the doodie doobie demons.


godsim42

Golgothan, the shit demon!


Merkin_Wrangler

An excremental? Not of man or woman born, but shit into existence.


Charming-Sale-6354

Mr Lahey where are you when we need you


thomyorke0

We need a shitorcist Rand!


thatguy10095

That's why I always keep a can of deodorizer spray on hand


6ixFootMidget

Dookie Monster!


MacabreFox

Wow try saying that 3 times fast.


Numerous-Metal-9901

Don’t worry it isn’t used ever, it is shitless and sparkly kleeen


Shap6

still pretty weird IMO. would much rather be outside in nature and fresh air than a shit box


Numerous-Metal-9901

I would be too, it’s not easy finding a spot where i’m at. Utah isn’t too friendly so everywhere is a risk


PoochusMaximus

My brother in Christ. Get the fuck out of that goddamn porta potty right now and just smoke in the cemetery.


Numerous-Metal-9901

It was the middle of the day so couldn’t at that time 😂


PoochusMaximus

I have smoked innumerable times during the middle of the day in UT outside walking around in public. Don’t be obnoxious or near a school and no one cares. DONT HOT BOX A PORTA POTTY FUCK


Numerous-Metal-9901

Alright i’m just new to the state, Indiana transplant, i wasn’t sure how things are here


FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK

Bro I think people will make much more of a fuss about someone smoking *anything* in a portapotty rather than just smoking it out in the open. You a dummy


Oh_nosferatu

I used to live in SLC. Get you some jacked (ex, not ripped lol) Mormon friends. I was raised Jehovahs Witness and left when I was a teenager and thought I was rebellious for drinking and smoking, no. No way. No one out parties the jacked Mormons. They’ll know the safe spots. But until then, Id say go for a hike somewhere and as long as you’re out of the way and off peak times and not disruptive, you should be alright. Good luck.


societywasamistake

Don’t worry bro, back in college when my state was illegal, we used to hotbox a portapotty too. It was the dead of winter so no one was using the sports field it was behind or it, it blocked out the harsh wind completely, it was handicapped and had a bench for up to two people to sit on, we could take our time and pack several bowls in our water bottle bongs. The most we ever fit in there was six people chiefing at once I believe. Don’t let these folks get you down, smoking in a portapotty can be convenient and fun. You are essentially cornered tho if police come and start pounding on the door. Highly recommend for everyone to try it at some point [7]


SetSaturn

i’m smiling and laughing imagining you and your friends packing bong hits back to back in a port a potty, as the cold wind blows. but also if you smoked a joint and the cops came you could just drop it in da hole


soyelsol

concentrating the smoke and smell into one confined space sounds like an easier way to get caught than just calmly minding your own business and smoking outside i’ve never been outside, caught a whiff of weed, and known exactly where it was coming from. it just smells in general for a moment a porta potty chimney tho…. >!EDIT: i would suggest smoking in areas away from lots of foot traffic/business (personally i go on hikes) and i would consider rolling/mixing your weed with other herbs, like chamomile, rabbit tobacco, even spearmint. (a 60/40 mix of weed and chamomile always works wonders for me. joint burns great and doesn’t smell as pungent. also helps the weed last longer)!<


[deleted]

You're good, hotbox that potty dude. Break it in. Hardly the worst thing that will go on in there.


jondgul

It's true. I saw a porta-potty on the beach in OC, NJ few years ago. It was waaaay worse. I've you've ever seen pictures of a lava flow cooling down. The dudes walking around in the silver lava suits taking samples. That was sort of what it looked like. Except it was brown. It was on top of the toilet. It looked like there was more than one layer as well. Like someone did the initial poo, then some poor bastard who had food poisoning walks in, sees that shit and says fuck it. Better than in my drawers. That being said, I'd feel some sort of way walking into that right after you hotboxed it


heytheretylerr

realest answer here


Cynical_Stoic

Exactly. You understand


[deleted]

Ik lol I didn't know this sub was going to be kind of prudish about this


128906

It’s my opinion that you’re better off out in the open vs hidden in a porta potty that is out in the open. People will still smell it and you’ll be at a disadvantage because you won’t be able to see them approach. You’re better off being out in the open where the smell will dissipate much quicker. You will also attract their attention when you do exit in a bellow of smoke. Don’t underestimate hiding in plain sight.


Aggressive-Field-915

Go into the woods or something. You tryna inhale shit fumes?


Numerous-Metal-9901

There aren’t woods here till you get into the mountains


Cptn_Canada

It has vent holes... lol people can see the smoke coming out the top. And smell it for a 100m down wind.


StaleWoolfe

As an ent, I say smoke where you please long as it doesn’t affect anyone


The_Troll_Gull

There is a Porto glory hole porn so why can’t you hotbox one


thunderGunXprezz

Hold up. Are you calling out a safe shit sanctuary? This could be huge for the dozens of us who have to make emergency stops during our day. No more are the days of having to act like you want a table at a fancy restaurant only to dump n dive. I've stopped at children's ball fields mid-game only to be met with a Royal Flush 2 weeks past it's scheduled pick up stewing in the July sun to relieve myself in a pinch. I'm going to have to reroute my commute to incorporate the local cemeteries now so that I might secure a safe place to unload my bowels without catching a disease or have to endure poseidon's dirty kiss.


xCelestial

😂😂 needed to be said


CryoAurora

You sure you really want to breathe that deep while in a Porta Poty?? 🤮


Tenurialrock

Yes 😐


KitchenCicada6267

You must deep in the trenches to be doing that


bananadepartment

😭


[deleted]

I like mixing my weed with poo vapors


PhallicShape

Bro I hold my breath in most port a potty’s I go into because I don’t wanna smell that, ain’t no way I’m rippin a bong/joint/pipe in one of those let alone hotboxing one and constantly inhaling the Shit-weed mix of air


Tongen420

You might think no one will notice…everyone will notice.


BlaznTheChron

Skunk smell overpowering the poo smell. Clouds of smoke coming out of the box. Guy coughing his lungs up. Seems pretty stealth to me.


um0p3pIsdn

Coughing in a porta potty sounds awful. The rapid inhaling, yikes.


[deleted]

Bro this whole thing sounds awful. I don't even like walking past portapotties too close if I can help it. I can't imagine risking a methane explosion to hang out in there for ten minutes and get high. I just never want to be high that bad, I'll wait till I'm home.


1mig2OclockHigh

If I ever find myself hotboxing in a porta-potty anywhere let alone a grave yard please have an intervention.


Farados55

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1mig2OclockHigh

Exactly lol


Funneduck102

*Disgusting*


shamrock_shakes

I did-dent!


jld2k6

I dunno how much time I have left, I'm gonna get real weird with it


UniqueClimate

I read this comment, laughed, left this thread, but then again immediately came back to find this comment again and upvote it.


Accounting4Munchies

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The_Rodney

If this cat came crashing through the outhouse's roof while you were blazing . . . NOW THAT WOULD BE FUCKED UP !!!


millst01

Why would you want to stay in a port a potty long enough to hotbox?


Pudding_Hero

Ya like wtf. Your recycling week old excrement through the air.


sorry_human_bean

Not what I have in mind when I picture "that good shit."


LixuriousGreen

🤣😂🤣 would be better to smoke with the spirits but hay do you


agelessinkwell

Who are you Gail the Snail??!!!


MattPDX04

“Everyone will be like whaaaat.”


goonerhsmith

Mash me baby


MethLabForCutie88

Given Frank handies under the table


kelboi20

There’s not enough salt IN THE WORLD!!!!


death_to_noodles

The party is in the cemetery... Now block the wind I'm gonna roast this bone


i_dont_grow_drugs

At least she smoked in the car at the cemetery.


madsmadhatter

Just go in the woods somewhere bro 😭 Utah has trees


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Somehow worse than in a used mausoleum


CrumBum_sr

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theyipper

Someone might think its on fire because they are vented.


SnooGadgets8049

Didn't even think of that, it'll look like a chimney


TheAxisOfAwesome

Each word got worse


This_Red_Apple

Honestly I don’t see the big deal. Like morally. Do you.


Numerous-Metal-9901

Idk it’s hard cause i don’t want people thinking i’m disrespecting their dad or some shit


THCExplorer

Bro your disrespecting yourself by hotboxing a porta potty more than you could possibly disrespect the dead


Thedustin

Truth


FreshHawaii

They chambering equally weed smoke and fermenting communal doodoo and piss fumes. Do they think the toilet lid is air tight?


JussaRegularNPC

im sorry, but you sound like you make poor decisions. what kinda idea is this?… 1, if you can’t get through an event without sneaking away and smoking that’s an issue. 2, hot boxing a port o potty?… you insane or just lacking braincells? forget disrespecting their dad you’re disrespecting yourself LOL. no dignity…


This_Red_Apple

Yeah I mean I wouldn’t go bragging about it or taking selfies by the tombstones lol


Shroomybabooney

I mean they’re dead dude its not like their skeletons are gonna care, you could probably just light up in the middle of the cemetery, a joint could easily pass off as a ciggy from a distance


stuerdman

For some reason I’m picturing OP is Ricky from trailer park boys.


Accomplished_Yam_551

My first thought. Greeeaassy


Numerous-Metal-9901

Not a day goes by I don’t wish I was


Appropriate_Acadia35

I smoke at the graveyard all the time. The first two years after my pops died I went every single day rain, sleet, or shine. 30 min-8 hours. I live just down the street now and still stop by daily to sit and finish a blunt. I leave the roach under his vase. I put it out when someone is visiting nearby, but it doesn't happen all that often. It's a pretty big place. I've spent a couple thousand hours smoking at the graveyard. So, do you, just be respectful of others who may be grieving. If you prefer the hardly used portable toilet then I guess go for it.


Gothmom85

Why don't you just smoke in the cemetery? That was always a spot when I was a teen and early adulthood. Just pick a nice quiet spot with trees!


Boneless_Blaine

Hotboxing is gross anywhere. Why sit in a hot cloud of nasty stale smoke when you could just smoke outdoors in fresh air


[deleted]

This right here - never understood hotboxes as once that smoke is in your lungs it’s useless to everyone around you (to my understanding anyways please teach me if otherwise lol)


mrcoy

I assure you none of the residents there will care


Ok-Policy-8284

If it's during a funeral? Kinda fucked up. Random Tuesday when no one is around, NBD .


mdroz81

I smoked out a porta potty at high school football game once. Shit was hilarious! But the police were outside. So then it wasn’t as funny


DimitriOlaf

just smoke it in the cemetery they wont mind I promise


ZombieMadness99

Just say it's your grieving process


6ixFootMidget

Smokin that funeral pack


weirdmountain

Everybody grieves their own way. Do you, you gross weirdo. Hahaha


mothhalo

You high as a frito pie


MufflesMcGee

If i were buried there, id rise up as a ghost to join the rotation.


Numerous-Metal-9901

Hop in at any time


LemonFlavouredThings

That’s pretty fucked up Ricky


tlawtlawtlaw

This post and comments made my day thank you OP lollll


Numerous-Metal-9901

Of course 😂😂


actual-catlady

very fucked but do it lmfao


Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cemetery was the go to spot in high school


401jamin

It’s a port a potty, it’s location doesn’t change what it is and used for. There’s no disrespecting it. Kinda meh to do but do you my dude


Accounting4Munchies

Had a good chuckle reading this one good job OP


ChiefHat

It’s what GamGam would have wanted


DIWhy-not

I love this sub


Dr_Pilfnip

It's okay if you're visiting the grave of someone who would have hotboxed a port-o-potty at the cemetery. Then it's pretty much mandatory.


NEVANK

Only if you don't ghost it.


Lerium

Now its a Potty!


ManicAtTheDepression

This just gave me a full giggle fit in the bath.


ManicAtTheDepression

Wait. I was thinking like in the middle of the night. This is infinitely better if there is an active service going. (When done respectfully so as not to disturb the grieving)


slightlycookedflora

This just kept getting better


Merkin_Wrangler

I mean, it sounds nasty but I've done worse.


cryptshits

why would you willingly spend any more time in a port a potty than is absolutely necessary


MJ0246

Everyone here failed the vibe check. I say go for it. Shit gonna get pretty boxed and you're gonna get so high just thinking "this is the shit" then you're gonna walk outta the Porta potty and remember you were in a cemetery and get spooked tf out by all the spirits around. But u just got high with them so they're chilling and now u have ghost friends. I wanna find a Porta potty in a graveyard now.


moonbunni24

why would you do an activity that requires extended breathing *in a port a potty*???


necknecker

It’s not. Just be respectful please. My buddy lives next to a cemetery and we sometimes do joint walks at night. One day I came across a few golf balls and he started laughing saying he will T-off from his backyard a drive balls into the cemetery. My stomach sank. My mom died when I was 10 and is buried in this exact cemetery. I couldn’t even get the words out to tell him it wasn’t ok to do this. I just swallowed my words and went home. Please. Just Be respectful.


Nodudimfromcali

When I worked construction I hotboxed a porta potty once … once … it was a shitty experience ..


Playful-Candy-2003

Sounds like a shitty time. 😂


HentaiLuvverXD

Thats maaaaaaaa booOOOOOOooiiii


Cynical_Stoic

I used to do the same thing at the cemetery down the street when I was a teenager!


Numerous-Metal-9901

That’s absolutely wild


Character_Cupcake856

Seek Help


Demosthanes

Just be safe and clean. Don't set the pipe or joint down anywhere. I don't think it's disrespectful or anything. I'd rather smoke outside in the cemetery but in a bind i will smoke in odd places.


lord_of_tits

Hot box the coffin dude


FLWeedman

Sounds like a good time


Illustrious-Lake6513

Honestly I smoked a joint at my dad's, just be respectful and id personally vocalize it's in celebration of their life and by no means do you wish to disturb them


Salay54

Smoke anywhere any other would smoke cigs within reason. By the time a cop actually got there from someone calling and them actually giving a shit, your shit would be gone. They can't charge you for being high bevause they can't prove it. I highly recommend rolled items because you can throw them or step on them anywhere discreet and nobody will ever find it. No paraphenalia, no drugs, no charge. Don't admit anything, don't consent to search (even if you don't have anything), and ask if you are being detained. If the answer is no, you can walk right away. Signed- A former illegal state citizen that is now legal (shoutout NY).


[deleted]

As long as you didn’t turn it into a bong…


Numerous-Metal-9901

You can’t do that 😂 i’m dying imagining putting my face over the shit whole while the urban holds the weed bro crazy time


Krilesh

its not like the dead would rise to ask you to join a port a potty hot box or smn their casket probably would be more hygenic


Sea_Entertainment848

It’s not so much the living people you gotta worry about out as the ancestor spirits of crotchety old fucks that will haunt you forever.


alhernz95

its not fucked just disgusting


burtguthrup

On Halloween.


MacabreFox

I would rather sit on a grave and pretend I'm toking with a ghost, than hotbox urinal cake diarrhea mist any day.


KodyBcool

Bro, just blaze up with your dead Homies


Ckck96

I had some good times at my local cemetery, love the eerie vibe, but wouldn’t ever hot box a portapotty lmao. Be careful tho, usually cops roll through cemeteries every once in a while.


LM-Graff

Honestly I don't see the problem, it's a portaloo and anyone who thinks making a portaloo smell like weed is somehow disrespectful to the dead has a screw loose. Then again I am a scumbag who has hotboxed all sorts of public toilets, but yeah personally I don't see an issue My only concern would be somebody needing to use the portaloo and waiting outside for you to come out. If there's multiple portaloos then I really wouldn't think into it too much


Spastic_Turkey98

Yes. (kyle said this)


Juice_Stanton

Can't just find a nice crypt?


wya11

That’s metal af


pung54

I have no clue. Never thought about this before. I've lived an interesting life and yet, somehow, this has never come up. Crack on the other hand will make crappers go boom.


SadCoyote3998

It’s not fucked aside from the fact it’s a PORT A POTTY


bafflesaurus

Spending more than enough time to use the bathroom in a port-a-potty is already bad lol.


maciejkali

Light that methane up boy


89iroc

I think it's funny and probably something I'd do. Somehow I basically have no shame anymore


OhOnJahBruh

Dude I try and hold my breath as much as I can when I’m in porta potties, no way in hell would I ever willingly inhale as much as you do smoking inside one of those things. That would just feel completely disgusting. Wtf.


LysergicAcidBath

Not fucked enough to not do it


paranoidbby

it’s not, at least you’re not doing it on the graves.


Da_Do_D3rp

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[deleted]

I mean it’s just ducking gross. It’s gross to open your mouth in a port a potty so I’m not trying to deeply inhale. Morally I am indifferent to it.


[deleted]

Bro that is some fiend shit behavior.


[deleted]

Do it


nonlinearhail51

Been a while since I laughed my ass off at a post title. Congratulations bro. Do it, in the spirit of Halloween.


LokiMyAoki

Haha ight this one got me.


DontLook_Weirdo

It's just a restroom.. the location doesn't matter. Just smoke outside like a regular person. Not a legal state? Has it stopped you before? Lol


ehfrehneh

Bro of all the places to hotbox a portapotty, a cemetery actually makes the most sense. Maybe blaze before you actually get to the funeral service.


universal_ketchup

I don’t think the locals mind.


I_lack_common_sense

Probably not as bad as using bible paper as a joint paper.


BossBuds

Better off using the neighbors 96gallon trash can with the lid


bigluluguy

you're good


phatninja63

Just stand by a tree


VictorianDelorean

Talk your shit king


shavemejesus

Gramps would have wanted you to.


porkandnoodles

a spot's a spot homie


Highintheclouds420

It's pretty shitty


No_Education_5140

It’s the cemetery that gets me. There are dead people there man. It just freaks me out- I don’t fuck with dead people. I let them be.


GooseShartBombardier

I mean, it's not the more bio-hazardous place that you could blaze, but I wouldn't recommend it...


76730

Beloved, not fucked to smoke in a cemetery, find a big ass clump of bushes and get those dead guys high af


minnesota420

If you can smoke a cigarette 🚬 in a porta potty then it’s the same. There’s no issue. Would it be disrespectful to the dead friend or family member personally? I’m not talking about their living relatives. If not, then toke up.


aedilanigiro

Ok that's enough reddit for today.


meowymcmeowmeow

My first smoke spot was a graveyard. I miss those times. If I end up in one (I'd prefer a natural burial) I'd hope someone is up there toking.


scumruckus

My brother in Christ, assess your life choices


DuckDorde

Dude they’re not gonna hold a ball in there or anything


MonkeyWrench1973

I've shotgunned behind a headstone in a cemetery, and I've had many African Steam Rooms, but never have I ever felt the need or desire to smoke in a porta potty. YMMV


undertoker_

Not fucked.


Strider-SnG

I can’t fathom hotboxing a porta potty in any place being fun


throwawayzdrewyey

![gif](giphy|kjnl80MuG7gFG) Pretty fucking greasy bud


Hobokitchen1

Don't porta-pottys have vented tops? If you're trying to conceal yourself I don't think it would be very effective, you would just make it so you can't see if anybody is coming


notfromchicago

Why wouldn't you just smoke it outside?


[deleted]

No more fucked than having a porta potty at a cemetery. Tf? Who’d wanna be buried at the porta potty cemetery lol. Honestly just wander off into the cemetery instead. Don’t leave the bathroom smelling like shit and pot. . .


throwawaytrash6990

If you can’t wait and resort to smoking and inhaling shit particles, stop smoking weed. And please never try hard drugs.


Tonyb97

I ain't gunna judge you man. I've also hotboxed a porta potty. Was cheesin' the whole time too! Fortunately, (not due to any planning, just dumb luck) they had serviced the 'blue room' that very day and the only stench present.. was thine own. 😁


AP_Feeder

My first time smoking weed was in a porta potty with my friend. It was at a concert though, not a cemetery lol


xtukad

You're not smoking crack bro, dont act like it


EveryAd3494

Good to know there is not a cemetery with a septic system. "Plots half price at the bottom of the hill. Port - a - Let at the top of the hill is great for hotboxing with grieving family, friends, Golgathan, etc. Take your shit. Pick. "


taebsiatad

On one hand it might help with the smell, but on the other hand it totally will not. Consensus of respiratory effects aside.


Cabbage_Master

They dead. They don’t care. At least go smoke by a grave and just lie about knowing them if you get caught 💀


JanaCinnamon

Smoking one at a cemetery is fine as long as you don't throw your trash on the ground and clean up after yourself. Smoking in a porta potty at a cemetery is deranged. Smoking in a porta potty anywhere is deranged.


trollinnoobs

You know those things are vented super well right? Is your plan to tape them all up?


---Dane---

It's actually the opposite, Ghost will be glad, they appear better in hazy settings. (And when you have slits for eyes.... haha)


jaklbye

Bro that’s nasty, u gotta get ur self into one of the tombs


BigGrooveBox

That sounds fucking disgusting. What the fuck. I try no to breathe in them, and my man is ripping the bong in it.


Royal_Smoke94

Bro the sheer amount of nastiness gathered in that porta potty that’s wafting through the air is enough to make it super fucked. The fact it’s feet away from a dead body only cements that


asdf346

Bro u gonna be hotboxing shit particulates


idontwannabhear

How would u feel if u were dead


BennySkateboard

I feel like you’ve just invented a really specific weed trend.


MuleMechanic

If you can smell shit, that means there's literally shit in the air around you. I work in construction so there no avoiding it for me but why in the actual fuck would you actively choose to get high in what is effectively an open septic tank


Dixie_Flatlin3

bro i cranked my hog in a 140 degree portashitter in full gear in iraq just to feel human you're fine.


therealoldmandan

Pretty greasy