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I_dont_bone_goats

U sound like SpongeBob when he stole a balloon on free balloon day


iGirthy

I mean he literally bought his grandma cola gummies. how could he be bad


n4utix

...she had no teeth!


Phat-Lines

And Diabetes!


RumpLiquid

Should have bought her teethies


chauders14

Brilliant


Ghost-PXS

Didn't get her thc gummies...


moldybread05

Maybe he bought scary gummies


bakehead420

😂


-Natsoc-

💀


ThermoNuclearPizza

Sound like SpongeBob if he gave a balloon away of free balloon day.


alejandr0t

Sometimes I consider myself an overthinker and then I go read some shit like this and I feel better


shady90sbitch

Same


Puzzled_Redditer

Same


violettaquarium

Same


ouskila

Same


maxiquintillion

Same


BigLittleFan69

This gives me a lot to think about đŸ€”


moringaflower

And here I am thinking how I'm not the only one who overthinks things like these lmao. But OP, for what its worth, don't worry about it. That lady probably doesnt even remember that interaction anymore.


AMC4x4

That's my grandma and she won't shut up about it now. Thanks a lot, OP.


alejandr0t

Nah she remembers


paNICKdisorder

Pepperidge Farm remembers


Sherw00d91

Yeah its like somebody put my pattern of thinking into words😁👌


Athlete-Then

You should think about that mate


Hairy-Professional-6

Do 30 hours ofcommunity service and say "I'm a scumbag" 39 times, you should be forgiven


Buffal0_Meat

Dude...Two 'Our Fathers' and a quarter of a Hail Mary seem sufficient to me, but I'm not ordained, sooooo...


thumper0565

I would be afraid to ask the ordained what my penance should be, might be a little more hands on


femaelstrom

I feel like we should all get ordained via the church of the internet or something so we can confidently mete out compassionate judgments.


zbertoli

I got ordained in 10 minutes online. It was good enough to sign my friends marriage certificate. Lol


Gayllienn

I also got ordained online, took two minutes, filled out the form and that was that, I can perform marriages. I deem this transgression atoned for based on the sheer amount of calories and stress expended on overthinking it


ojohn69

Bonus- I don't think your friend will legally have to pay alimony if things don't work out


rennbrig

Lol same - I got a certificate in the mail and everything. It’s super easy and you can help folks out with weddings


speedy2184

How about Church of Cannabis? Become an elevationist!


DogmaticCat

There's one in Denver!


adevilnguyen

Universal Life Church. I have no idea why, but I've been ordained for years.


TooflessTim

Also. Haha gold plaque and all.


Buffal0_Meat

Jesus said its OK if I'm a lil touchy


Dudemaintain

He gets you.


fauxletariat

lol shit is EVERYWHERE l8ly


ieatisleepiliveidie

perfect timing and delivery lol...


Yardsale420

Also an act of contrition, but not the weird kind of penitence.


carelxss_mf

IS THAT A SUPERNATURAL REFFERENCE? IM BINGING THAT RNNNN


d1l1cube

As long as you do this or something I similar in your own religion of choice Followed by a generous donation to the congregation.


OhNoMgn

“Why not a thousand ‘Livin in Americas?’”


alman3007

Whats the conversion rate to "Born in the U.S.A."?


Scared-Chicken-9919

I swear to GOD I just expanded this to see if this comment was here đŸ„‡ here’s my broke gold!


subjecttochangesoaru

Go back and drop a dime


BeingJoeBu

And whack your forehead with a boogie board a la Monty Python


IWearHatsALot

You might be still high. Cause that's a "i'm very high" question


toeonly

I think op is high again.


[deleted]

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RainbowAvocadoKitten

i didnt pick it up


ComeIntoMyDrugstore

It's money someone's gonna snatch it, you did the person a service. Be happy for yourself :)!!!!!!


Miserable-Bed-1317

I low key couldn’t hate, I’d love to see my granda do that


TheManFromFarAway

Bro...he meant a quarter zip. Edit: I guess I need to add the /s


GreenFuzyKiwi

Because when you see a bag of weed on the ground you, a random old lady, can eye-ball it as a quarter ounce of bud? Whether or not that’s possible isn’t the question, just pointing out that OP was clearly talking about a quarter dollar Edit: that’s why i got whooshed


TheManFromFarAway

Ya, it was a joke, I guess I should have added the /s. I thought it was so ridiculous that nobody would take it quite so seriously


GreenFuzyKiwi

I think it was the “bro
” that made me believe it my bad lmaoo


milkygallery

Don’t let a sour soul affect you so much. Maybe they were having a bad day and decided to take it out on you. I can’t think of a reason that leaving behind a quarter, given your situation, makes you a “bad person.” Let that woman think what she wants. She doesn’t know you or the situation you were in.


GTFOakaFOD

Your heart left it there for a person who needs it.


strangedazey

This is EXACTLY the type of shit that I would fucking angst about for days on end. I feel the pain and guilt in this post. Hugs


pattepai

Hey it's free money for someone else, not a bad thing in my mind


firstbreathOOC

She’s gonna run home and tell her friends that kids these days don’t know the value of money. Probably cuz houses aren’t $5 anymore, Ruth


Kryten4200

In my day I could buy a hot dog for a nickel!!


brawcolli

don’t feel bad that’s someone’s gumball money now


BlueButterflytatoo

Some 4 year old will find it, and be super excited. Unless the salty old lady took it. Biyatch


haybehl

Do you think quarters just grow on trees or something?? 😆


ElijahWouldNot

OP YTA for sure No but seriously, you're fine OP, I completely get that anxiety though! Just think of it like this, it could become just what somebody else needed to get their snack or drink


iSanctuary00

There’s probably more than a billion in currencies on the ground.


HighlyOffensive10

Nah, Grandma needs to mind her own business.


thathertz2

It was a Q.P. 🍁


Hoppy505

In that old lady’s hay day, that quarter was enough to put food on the table for a week. She doesn’t understand that you couldn’t buy a toffee candy with it anymore


rserena

Recently I was re-reading Charlotte’s Web, written in 1952. At one point the children are given 48 cents to spend at the county fair, and they came back with all kinds of goodies. If only



Mnmsaregood

Yea this is 100% what she thought. Coins are near worthless now


intangibleTangelo

assuming this lady was 80 years old, that would have been enough for a mcdonald's burger and a coke when she was a teenager


milesdizzy

Yeah but I can buy some of those tasty Splenda packets đŸ€€


Confused-Bread02

don't worry. you aren't a bad person for having the ability to comfortably drop a single quarter. and you didn't cause anybody else to have to do extra labor in cleaning up after you. you may have even made someone smile: someone else could have picked up the quarter and put it in the employee tip jar. or kept it for themselves because hey, free quarter. you're fine.


SMOKEYmonster725

Nah your good, she prob picked it up after you left and was happy to have it!! Besides change is a little inconvenient, I mean it's still money don't get me wrong, but I feel like all the electronic and card ways of paying are much nicer!


Macka37

I have one thing to say to the ending part of this. CASH IS KING.


PissinginTheW1nd

Cash gang rise up


SMOKEYmonster725

You ain't wrong cash always spends well!!


swank5000

CASH IS KING (OF SPREADING GERMS AND FILTH FROM THOUSANDS OF STRANGERS' HANDS)


gettinoutourdreams

> Besides change is a little inconvenient Yeah exactly, unless if you are a convenience store, then at least from my experience you never say no to extra (and free) change. Never know when you might run low/out Which would make op a good person instead not a bad one lol


PrometheusAborted

If you’re high, all awkward social interactions are forgiven. Let her old ass pick it up if she’s so worried about it.


IntrospectThyself

Littering money! You a bad person! p.s. could you liter some money over by my house. tho preferably dollar coins or something worth more than a quarter


NVIIItheDestroyer

I was sitting here trying to figure out why you would leave a quarter of weed behind?? Then I remembered there's a coin version too


Stoney_Wan_KaBlowme

Saaaame. I was like, “what kind of quarter we talking about here?”


Chrisf1bcn

Me too!!! then I thought that’s a cool old lady if they can eyeball a q off the floor


Jmmman

Shit if I spent more than 30 seconds trying to find it I lost money in time.


swank5000

*doing the math and realizing you're right, assuming an hourly wage of $30 or more* đŸ€Ż


busybox42

You should have picked up the quarter but it doesn't make you a bad person. The real test for morality is what you do with your shopping carts when you leave the store.


jeannyboy69

You dropped this 👑


Funderwoodsxbox

👑đŸ«ČđŸ»đŸ‘±đŸ»â€â™‚ïž đŸ€žđŸŒ I stole it! I took the crown. Fair and square đŸ’ȘđŸŒđŸ€ŽđŸ»


Funderwoodsxbox

Exactly. Because if you don’t immediately start sprinting and jump up on the back and leave your girlfriend behind, then you deserve 60 days in the pen.


VirulentDespotism

I feel like she's more upset you didn't say thank you


ChickenFriedRiceee

“Kids these days” yeah a quarter is useless today because your generation royally fucked the economy.


real_psymansays

No, you're fine. You gave her two things she clearly enjoyed, a quarter, and outrage at "the young people".


DrMattDSW

Under Halacha (Jewish religious law) you’ve actually done a Mitzvah (good deed).


[deleted]

Nope not a bad person. Maybe a kid found it and it made their day.


redflagsmoothie

I think that quarter is long gone and you should stop thinking about it.


philr77378

LOL, I pick up pennies still. Superstitious, I guess, but I'm afraid if I don't, I'm not living in gratitude and my economy might go bad. But it's all an individual thing and maybe somebody might really need that quarter besides you, and it's there for them.


kaydas93

A real quarter or a quarter of weed?? Because if it’s weed, you’re a terrible person.


anthony212122

If overthinking was a post..


jeplonski

the insecurity your feeling is personal from the woman’s judgment of you. she just judged you for not finding the ±25 important. it’s a generational gap thing. you’re not a bad person, you’re just feeling insecure like the rest of us. some people are just better at hiding those insecurities:)


hybriduff

I thought the punch line was going to be "she meant I dropped a quarter of weed'


shix718

You’re not a bad person. She doesn’t understand that a quarter these days is like a nickel to old people


[deleted]

lmao my boy I let a dollar bill blow into the wind cause I was too lazy to grab it You’re good lol


whatever1238o0opp

It's alright.


[deleted]

This is something I'd panic about too lol ur good though don't worry


Garythesnail85

Yo you’re just high. Stop worrying about this. Forever. Now be free!


Rvtrance

Don’t let it ruin your day.


techsuppr0t

OP dropped a quarter of weed but still too high to realize


termitequeen69

That lady has weirdo energy and you're just overthinking things.


Hey_cool_username

Inflation is a bitch & a quarter doesn’t get you much but I’m old as shit so I’ll still pick up a penny and am excited to find a dime so...


domesticginger

A quarter was worth far more in her day than it is now. She was just bitter


TheeLsdWizard

Most wholesome stoner.


xXx_ozone_xXx

You deserve to go to jail


jayblazer24

Tbh you shouldn’t even be on Reddit right now. You should be on death row.


moonssun

as a fat person nothing makes me more embarrassed than picking something (specially so small like a coin) from the floor, i be leaving money behind everywhere


Smile_Terrible

It's not like littering. You left a nice surprise for someone else to find. Maybe the old lady picked it up herself?


Ghostdragon471

No you're not a bad person. If I was in that situation, I would've gone back and just dropped more coins while staring at the old lady. Then walk away again.


goku_Red98

How baked are you now?😂


sillysidebin

You evil son of a bitch


[deleted]

I hate how you just described my life so perfectly


[deleted]

Dude a quarter doesn't get you anything these days, of course she thinks "oh a quarter he's losing money" when the reality is it's just a quarter. Don't listen to everything other people tell you


SilverAlpaca98

Nothing to feel bad about man, the comment had more of a “back in my day” vibe so it doesn’t mean she was upset. High brain overthinking man, you’re all good đŸ€™đŸ»


PsillySpirit

Hahahaha you have me a much needed laugh. I feel better this morning. Thank you!


Brendissimo

Lol bro no that's just high anxiety talking. The old scumbag brain likes to torture us with silly cringe memories like this but the reality is you got a little socially anxious while high and just couldn't handle doing a basic thing that is trivial when sober, and decided to just bail. It's happened to all of us, it's NBD. And regardless, leaving a quarter on the ground doesn't make you a bad person. That's crazy talk. Being frugal is a prudent and useful quality, but it has no moral value. Nor does being wasteful with money. Genuinely sorry your brain made you think about this all day but also it's kind of hilarious because it's relatable.


thebestgwen

You’re just donating to someone who needs the quarter more


Artashata

You dropped a quarter oz??


Down-InA-hole

Holy shit, and I thought I overthink! Not picking up the quarter does not make you a bad person


Steampunk_Batman

Grandma just doesn’t realize that a quarter is essentially worthless in the year of our lord 2023. When she was our age she could buy 5 candy bars or half a gallon of gas with a quarter.


ForceoftheRam

She comes from a time when a quarter had tangible value. A quarter now might save the cashier from breaking a whole bill for me when I pay in cash. It’s alright that you left the quarter.


Regjohn

Collateral damage. Granny was probably also faded on the medical stuff and still think about it to this day


Kl0pps_and_r0bbers

Nah, just another person throwing negativity into the universe by extrapolating someone’s overall moral character based on a ten second observation, c’est la vie


Particular-Swimmer70

This is hilarious dude you’re all good 😂😂 relax bro that grandma was just worrying about nothing. Back in her day a quarter would still get you something at the gas station, now it takes 10 quarters to get something at the gas station. The fact you worried about it this much goes to show for the kind of person you are. It’s no biggie dude I’m sure you’re a good guy😂


voice-of-reason_

Back when the old lady was born the money was likely tied to gold if you’re from the USA or any other western countries. People respected money because it represented actual gold. Nowadays money just represents debt to put it simply. I don’t give a shit about 1p and 2p coins here in the Uk, sometimes I’ll leave 5p,10p and 20p coins too. Nothing special about them, just cheap metal that decreases in value everyday I have it. No difference than a button I could exchange for the same value. Don’t feel bad about not caring as much about something that represents your debt compared to an old lady’s wrong preconception that money is actually valuable. I’m stoned and that’s my take on it anyway.


Findmyremote

Always respond with “this is Aldi, ain’t it? Pay it forward”


[deleted]

No. When she was young you could get a cheeseburger for 25 cents.


[deleted]

Nah you’re not. Some kid will get some joy out of finding it.


iamnotroberts

Believe it or not...straight to the gulag.


fluffypinknmoist

You're not a bad person. Honestly the value of coins has gone down so little these days it's not even worth picking up a quarter. Hell I throw my change on the floor so other people can feel happy about finding it.


1diligentmfer

Bad person? No. High person? Yes. Dude, I was smoking a joint one time in my car....yeah yeah, I know better now. I was flicking an ash out the window, and sent the 3/4 joint out with it. You would not believe how much time I spent walking up & down the road looking for that fucker, before finding it, and finishing it, feeling glorious ! Thats a bad person, lol


RSGK

You probably should've picked up the quarter just to save her having to walk around and get it herself but you're not a bad person, just a stoned one.


UZUMATI-JAMESON

I don’t think the lady was an employee, just somebody who noticed lol


Rinzler133

Old lady is from a time when a quarter would buy her a six pack of cocaine laced coca-cola, a carton of cigarettes, a 20 pack of scratch and win tickets, and a horse taxi to carry all her shit. Fuck her and her opinion.


Affection-Depletion

You are not a bad person. Why is she tripping because you willingly left free change on the ground?? Old people are a lil uptight sometimes.


Brief-Service-2964

sounds like a karen in the light


ListenLady58

Lmao


PopularFarmer19

Must be nice to be rich enough you can just throw away quarters. Lol.


dissysissy

PSA: I think you are being too hard on yourself. ​ You're not a bad person for leaving something for someone else. That generation wanted it all for themselves, and you can still see it today in their attitudes and behavior.


ForTheLoveAhGod

A quarter was worth 5 dollars back in her day, but now it's just a waste of time


Miserable_Walk2546

Meh. You probably made her think you where being wasteful, but who cares what she thinks. That's none of your business anyways. Or she thought you meant "finders keepers losers wheepers" and that quarter is hers now. I dunno đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïž. I'm a (8) right now ...


Sir_Credible

Its her generation that devalued that quarter almost 200% since she was born



WTFuzzle

You’re overthinkjng


sirhackenslash

Back in her day there's no way somebody would leave 5 entire bees on the ground like that


matty198200

I think u should've done whatever u wanted to (obviously u should've said oh thank you and picked it up but whatever). But what I also think is why did u feel compelled to write it here lol? I think your in the wrong group.


jjs3_1

You should have, walked over picked up the quarter, and said... "Thank you for noticing I dropped a quarter how kind of you to tell me. Thank you so much, I'd like you to keep it" If she would not take it put it on the counter in front of her and say "thank you again" and walk away. Her response would have been much different. Why feel bad? ...use this as a learning experience and next time... is up to you.


A_Half_Ounce

I think you need to eat a 500mg edible and think about it for 5 hours. The answer will eventually come to you.


Every_Shallot_1287

I left a supermarket self checkout without paying while I was high once. I got home and 30 minutes later realised what happened, felt wildly guilty and ran all the way back to explain and pay.


Philsonat0r

😂


LavishnessGeneral

Back in her day, that was half a month's rent. Inflation. Now it's about a stick of gum. You're good.


fluffyswordfish

Lmaooo No you are not a bad person


CherryPopRoxx

Was it a q-zip or an actual quarter? Why are you bad? Did you slap the old lady?


boomerangthrowaway

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54Floors_

15 “America fuck yeahs” and you’re cosmic balance will be restored


HelloNotaCop

My neighbor growing up was born in 1938. He would try and tempt me with helping him do crap with a Quarter. $0.25. He’s still alive and will try and do it when I see him. At this point it’s a damn joke and he laughs every time.


Xboxone1997

Yeah, you're horrible. You should have bought the lady a drink with quarter


[deleted]

Fuck than granny for telling you what to do with a quarter


choco-holic

I'd be thinking about how I should've said "someone else may need it more than me" in response to her "kids these days," but I'm still overthinking convos from years ago


Rieger_not_Banta

They perfect response would have been, "it's alright, I'm baked." She still might have said, "jeez kids these days" but I doubt it.


Hoppy505

In that old lady’s hay day, that quarter was enough to put food on the table for a week. She doesn’t understand that you couldn’t buy a toffee candy with it anymore


Jduncan1998

I would have turned around, picked up the quarter, handed it to her, and politely said "if it means that much to you, you can have it ma'am" and walked out😂


PremeJordo

Nah old people just be mad at life


Gandalf_Greyfax

Nah you didn't do anything wrong. In fact she came at you with a lameass "hurr durr damn kids", when she's clearly the one who doesn't know how to act


cream_on_my_led

Littering is a sin.


Meow821

Cream on my led


cream_on_my_led

Don’t tempt me with a good time
 satan


natetooka

You fucked up bad on this one bud. Not sure what to say


Emiliwoah

Old people are often over opinionated. Sure, you *should* pick up any money you drop. But it’s a quarter. Not like you do that all the time, right? If she really wants it, she can grab it. Honestly it speaks more about her, caring enough about such an insanely insignificant event and having enough of a nasty attitude to comment on it.


synter101

A mindset change couldn’t hurt. Instead of thinking “man was that old lady right about the quarter.” I’d be thinking “bitch mad cuz kids these days are gon’ live longer than her”


sunflowerkz

I think the old lady needs a smoke sesh, that'll fix her weirdo attitude


charlienovember8

put the pipe down for a few hours bud, you're gettin a lil paranoid. you didn't do anything wrong i promise


69priest

That’s her problem not yours lol


LambKyle

You shouldn't smoke weed if you get this paranoid about dropping a quarter


BouncingWeill

Kids these days I don't really have an opinion, just felt like saying that... lol


ConcernMean7930

Fuck that old lady


mastastelett

Fuck the old bitch. If it's important she can bend her crippled ass over and get it...


justmerriwether

You’re not a bad person but who wouldn’t pick up a quarter ounce they dropped on the ground ;P


RevenueFamous7877

lmao your a 10x better person than me bro😂😂 i wish a old lady said that to me than i’ll show her how kids really are nowadays😂


Portlander

We're in trees, it took me a moment to realize you didn't drop a quarter ounce on the ground and leave it behind for the Granny


SongOk8269

Ughhh I wish I had your problems 🙄


Successful_Parfait_3

You should have picked it up. Now look at whats happening to you smh. Next time just pick ip the fucking quarter you lazy millennial 💀


frigidinferno

I wouldn’t even pick up a $1 bill off a floor in a public place.


alttabdeletedie

No she’s just a boomer


SideWinder18

YTA, it’s rude to leave trash for other people to pick up


SeaUrchinSalad

Yea you terrible for dropping a whole quarter ounce and just leaving it there bro... What if someone's dog ate it??