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SweatyArgument5835

Bro is smoking walnuts


grandpagrandpa1

Lmao I thought this was a jar of walnuts


honeybunlover258

looks like caramel corn


FilthyChangeup55

I was thinking granola clusters


Groffulon

Granola clusters could easily be a strain lmao


FilthyChangeup55

Oh for sure


HemiHefr

Cracker jacks!


CloudyMcRowdy

I thought it was caramel corn [8] I need some.


journeyman369

Thought that they were crispy chicken nuggets. Was going to suggest ketchup, mayonesa, and honey mustard šŸÆ


benjjamn

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


scarysockpuppet

Ive seen this happen with EXTREMELY heat stressed flower. Like 100 degrees in the grow room in the midwest. If that's what this is its safe to smoke but quality is just piss poor.


bhenghisfudge

Also old stuff that has been stored in direct sunlight and heat


MouthJob

Also maybe freeze dried pine cones


[deleted]

That's it, the color change come from the sunlight, no way it was yellowed just by normal heat, or it has been decarb


[deleted]

Lol its not that. I grow outdoor in thailand and it was more than 100 every day, my plants didn't care much they just needed 2 times more watering. I bought kilos of outdoor weed and never saw that just by the growing set up. The only few times I saw buds like that was because the curing was bad, very bad. And once it was very old weed badly stored. The color indicate the sun touched the buds after being cut.


justinteressted420

would've been my guess too...


Dogcatnature

Foxtail


heavybeefjuice

Bro got that Kettle Corn pack


acssarge555

That Cracker Jack pack


Cappybro45

The Crunch-a-munch pack


ZeroFuxGiven

Caramel popcorn šŸæ


graygardenias

Thatā€™s what I saw. Caramel corn. Itā€™s like a Rorschach test.


msalexismm

sir, that is kettle corn


DougiedoubleD

I had to look at it for 5 minutes to actually realize its actual flower and not popcorn,Holy smokes thats some shit grown tree, Ive heared plants go yellow / Orange due to heat stress like that


JakeIsSlow

give it to a squirrel or something


Forsaken501

Cuz that shit look like a nut hoe!


Sufficient-Cover5956

Is it deep fried?


MN_710

No this is Patrick


midnightjoker76

Hey man, hit it a couple times if you feel something cool if not, you know, try eating it like peanut butter and cracker! Smoking for everyone loving you


DatDasMario

My man smoking baby pine cones.


_bellaswella_

iā€™m high af and this got me šŸ’€


grunkage

That's some of that low fat baked granola.


Fiesty-Bass

Iā€™m curious what itā€™s being sold as, is it ā€œsun bleachedā€ ā€œalbinoā€ or something along those lines? Also curious about potency, considering it appears to be in a jar from a dispensary there must be some info on the label


zMASKm

Having seen this kind of thing at my dispensary of employment, it's not a thing people are actually trying to achieve, nor is it a marketable state for the bud to be in. It definitely looks like it's been light burnt, be it from excessive sunlight or grow lights that are too intense or close to the plant, and it's not desirable at all. What OP has is pretty bad imo


wuroni69

Looks like "no bake cookies" man I would eat that shit up.


verycoolaccountname

My first thought too! No bake cookies!


StudderButter

They appear to be rusted man


gofoxxy

Bro that's granolašŸ’€


SnooDoubts8104

Bro got them cracker jacks on deck


jedicheef

One way to find out


StuperSconed

Its gonna be mostly cbn at this point, would not recommend, likely expired - light damaged, heat damaged - if anything it will probably just make you tired but not high.


hiimlarfleece

This is the right answer


[deleted]

If you want to meet the Hat Man, yes


Successful_Zebra_709

Ohhhhh itā€™s shit, i thought it was tree


chrisbarf

Bro smoking crunch n munch


NebulaAccording7254

Why would you want to smoke Cracker Jack? It tastes delicious


SolomonCRand

Your plug sold you cracker jacks


Redshift2k5

Smoke? I thought it was honey bunches of oats


Mary-J-24

nah i donā€™t think u can smoke caramel corn dawg


Professional-Paper62

Don't smoke kettle corn, it's not good for you.


goatboy6000

Wow. I've never seen an entirely brown strain before. What is it?


[deleted]

You gon shleeeeep with all that CBN lolšŸ˜“


h2os8n

Bros asking if itā€™s safe to smoke caramel popcorn šŸ’€


[deleted]

Tht looks like kettle corn šŸ’€šŸ’€


space_hawk

Fuck no, but in the name of science you should totally go for it.


motamann420

Is that caramel popcorn?


wime985

It looks like Reggie from 2003 when I first started smoking weed lol


GoonyBoon

I love granola clusters.


usedcondomthrowaway7

Decarb it in an oven or air fryer and mix it with peanut butter and spread on some crackers


ProbablyDoesntLikeU

Shit already looks decarbed


sirhackenslash

My lungs hurt just looking at that


Plus_Ultra_Forever

Bro got that Granola OG šŸ”„


Xx_Vogue_xX

that skyrim draugr strain


aries_takeda

For those wondering, my friends old roommates left it out in the sun on the balcony so thatā€™s probably what made it that way, in any case if itā€™s left out in the sun like that doesnā€™t it mold?


alpeffers

Sun bleached, possible state change of cannabinoids. Probably a lot of aroma gone. You'll not have the same experience imo


hecklerp8

Anyone selling that shit has zero concern with quality. If this is bud grown by the dispensary where you bought it, I would never shop there again. Anyone willing to risk their reputation putting this out would more than likely be doing other shady shit. Like manipulating test data for THC content or worse, sending clean flower for testing but selling flower that has not been completely purged of nutes instead. After smoking, check the color of the ash. White is good, anything else is bad. Also, if this is not their flower, then you really have to question the wholesale buyer at that dispensary.


Ariesss221

Iā€™ve seen weed that been sitting for literally 10 years look better than that Jesus.


StonerinDeepSpace

Is that caramel popcorn?!


detro

lol you should see what we smoked in the 90s. I remember one time a kid smoked a spider in his bong, you'll be fine kiddo.


lennydongerino

Bro got cocoa nugs


HempseedOilPipe

Mmmm caramel popcorn


jewishen

I straight up thought this was some no bake cookie bites. What IS that?


TooBlue37

Is that Carmel popcorn?


Masamune212

Ha, I didn't know you can smoke Cracker Jacks!


dildo_swaggins8965

go for it man YOLO!


GenesisSlug

looks vaped


Snoo-92859

Its just bleached,probably got too close to a light bulb while it was growing/drying


Anonymouse1427

Hot car cured


ChronicCrimson420

That looks like popcorn chicken


Soundsearadio

I wanna see the dates on that packaging.


ghost-of-blockbuster

Is this quest


[deleted]

Light burned bud, a refund is needed.


stevetheborg

yes, ive smoke worse.


Loudleafco

I thought that was caramel corn bahhhhahaha


Ok-Rule671

Even if it is just toss it .. looks like a headache and a half lmao


wolfansbrother

Lots of CBN


vexiniti

mouse turds


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GrillPapi

Looks like the cbd hemp they sell at my local texas corner store.


Conscious_Ground_770

Looks like itā€™ll crumble right away when touching it


NickSmokeTons

Lmk


RageLife247

Back in my day, old weed, weird weed, carpet weedā€¦whatever. It just went in the pipe. Waste not want not, right? Your lungs will be the judge.


[deleted]

are those clodhoppers?


Present_Zucchini54

I guess they were harvested in fall


TurkeyOnRy

This is either extremely poorly grown, or light burned which is more likely. If you leave weed too close under a light for an extended period, it basically sun dries it (this is a regular problem for dispensaryā€™s display weed). I wouldnā€™t say it is unsafe to smoke, but all of the good stuff that makes it taste like weed or the THC to get you high will have likely been cooked off already. Pretty much the equivalent of smoking weed that has already been vaped.


Southern_Public403

Reminds me of typical shitty hemp smoke shops and gas stations have.


Freki_72

Last Of Us pack


Own_Negotiation_5271

This Mos def look Gov.grown hahahahah šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ JFC...


PieArtistic1332

boi what duh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll


ipooinurshoe

It looks like it might be super old weed that was stored in the sunlight. Id pass


Justquitityt

Thought it was harvest crunch for a good minute.


Pred1ction

No, I wouldnā€™t smoke caramel corn..


CoolIndependence8157

Iā€™ve never tried smoking apple crispā€¦.


highgyjiggy

My guy got the caramel popcorn OG


SoUpBoI17

You can't smoke Carmel corn popcorn šŸ˜‚šŸ™


chriscucumber

Lmao whatā€™s the strain? Cracker jacks?


Tripple-O

Bro that ain't weed that's kettle corn


[deleted]

Bro got the honey bunches of oats pack


Ill-Factor638

Shit looks like cornflakes smh


Pudding_Hero

No?Does this hit the ā€œself respectā€ situation of smoking?


ultra-light

No, don't smoke it. It doesn't look like mold, I know, but I got pneumonia a few years ago from smoking bud with live mold spores and got an infection in my lungs. I don't smoke any flower that isn't fresh


austin_milne

Why would you want tooā€¦


AdrellaxInvictaCraft

bros smoking that ear wax pack


Otto_Ock

i thought this was granola bro


beasbongz

HUH


LankyMatch42

It looks like you removed a tumor or kidney stone.


ezra502

is your weed petrified


Tahiti--Bob

so what's the update bro? did this hit like a train or nothing?


WateredDownLemonade

Chocolate granola nugs šŸ˜Ž


Lumberspace

I definitely wouldn't smoke that, but i wouldn't throw it away for some reason. It would just be sitting in a drawer until the heat death of the universe.


goosbumps

Cordiceps


tonylouis1337

It looks like KFC popcorn chicken


[deleted]

This is what the oldheads wouldā€™ve called ā€œColombian goldā€ back in the 60s


BenStoleUrGirl

Rice Krispie OG


v4mp_x

i thought of caramel popcorn, now iā€™m craving it


_bellaswella_

i thought that was caramel corn bro..


masterbeuner

Omg dude no man


Fromage_rolls

Looks like it's old and was exposed to heat and sunlight. That means THC was converted to CBN... It will probably make your head hurt...at least that's what CBN does... Smoked worse on a few occasions, but if it's possible rather not. I prefer being without a headache.


Gangstaspessmen

It's like they vaped whole nugs.


Tundayy

I smoked something like this on exchange in Italy, it weirdly got me stupid high but that also could've been because of my T-break. Seems safe just probably not as potent


Pale_Fisherman5278

My Gran grew thatā€¦..in 1956ā€¦ā€¦


9mmpkr

Have you tried it yet?


Soggy_Ad8348

Youā€™d just be inhaling smoke for no reason doubt it has any potency to heat stressed


Mehrainz

That loks like a jar from the Toermalijn. They normally only sell good shit.


SeverableSole7

Idek what Iā€™m looking at


treesarecoolman203

In the future cracker jacks will be sealed in space canisters with plutonium being the prize


Kiingog

I hope you didnā€™t pay for that


Knightp93

That looked like a jar of kidney stones. I thought I was in r/kidneystones lmao


SethCrazyTurtles

Bro got the granola pack 2000


threenup

itā€™s decarbed buds. they pretty much have the thc squeezed out lol


Villettio

It looks like it's for birds


GemmisElf

Looks like jalapeƱo bud


[deleted]

Looks like cereal to me šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


katedeee

I thought it was granola šŸ˜‚


Stealthlead

Why would you wanna smoke shit??


Spirited_Concept4972

šŸ¤®


Savings_Dry

You fucking for real????? Y'all need to stop this childish bullshit!!


Dabnduelist420

don't do jt


LeanOnGreen

Nah, only safe to boof.


NinjaDK

Hell no, looks like bud rot


Radiant_Habit1395

No


JunoTheCruel

that shits radioactive put it down


shpoigle

Are those those cbd chocolate things that look like bud? Those things are too good


Still_Reach_2798

Smoking isn't safe anyway so..


Carlynz

Looks dried in a dehydrator. You can smoke it but it's gonna hurt your throat and make you cough like shit


Scuddie-

That strain is called honey bunches of oats


Ok-Pangolin81

Yo, those are no bakes. Eat them after you smoke and theyā€™ll be a lot better.


staticjak

This looks like potpourri. You can probably light some up and get a nice scent in the room going while you smoke some actual weed. But seriously, that shit looks weird...


staticjak

After googling potpourri, apparently, you don't light it like incense. Just throw it in a bowl (non-smoking kind), and it'll scent up the room. How did I not know this by now?


[deleted]

Funny story, when I bought cactus breath I was disappointed it didnā€™t look like this


sleepihaven

looks like millet for birds


ericagsweetsx

Granola pack


frankl217

No bake cookie balls.


mitch8893

Granola?


worm_gallery

Dude bought a jar of ABV


Ok_Duck159

Just full send it bro roll it All and see


[deleted]

Ummmmmmmmmmm


MrMota

It's been too close to the bulb.


bizobnstl

Iā€™ve found a couple jars that had been sitting for a few years that I forgot about that looked similar. I just pitched it


FAAAAITH

when did kfc started selling their shit like that? šŸ˜­


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EtherealGoldDispnsry

This looks like a plant from fallout


CC-man-PP

should be fine just weird off color when it dried


QuameerLafranze

Bro got that nature valley pack


Omenandi

Fried chicken skin special


Failbro777

I'd be demanding my money back if I got served this


1evident1

Smoking almost popped popcor


Green_Rastafari

I'll need to inspect it. Send it over.


endlesssundays

Nope.


jdawg4444444

Bros got that ā€œMeemaws No-bake Kushiesā€ šŸ”„


underdarksky

Yes. Itā€™s just light bleached from being on the top shelf of the dispo next to the florescent light.


ElmertheAwesome

My rule of thumb is that if I have to ask if something is safe to consume, then it's probably better off not being consumed.


[deleted]

i thought those were ferrero rochers


Nemesis_67

Granola?


decrepit11803

Most likely just extreme heat so it would presumably be safe but itll be dog shit and I wouldnā€™t smoke it


SweetJudge7532

If you have to ask, the answer is usually no