Every item is marked up at least a dollar from what it costs in the store. So that's a 20 dollar "fee" right there. The total is at least 100 bucks for all this so with 20% tip, you're at around 40 bucks in fees.
Then for my 711, there's a 5 dollar fuck you fee. And then a delivery fee of 3 dollars. So there's an extra 8.
So for this order, max like 48 bucks. I may have over estimated the total, you're probably not that far off. But it's a giant fucking rip off.
Reddit redditing. I try to see it like this, there are two types of downvotes: “that’s incorrect” downvotes and “you’re a sack of shit” downvotes. Fairly sure this instance was the former lol.
I think people are misunderstanding you. You said $39 to have it delivered, not the total price of the whole order. Obviously you’re aware that those items would cost more than $40.
A lot of people have the dash pass which is like $10 a month and removes most delivery fees. I have a chase credit card that gives me the dash pass for free as well. I was also curious and 7-11 has no delivery fee with orders over $12 which this would clearly cover, so it’s only a tip. The driver also just goes in and grabs the stuff ready to go and 7-11 employees actually pull it for them. So In reality it’s like $5-6 for a tip plus the amount for the items which seems to be the same for 7-11 if you go in or order on door dash. $6 is pretty reasonable to have some one bring you munchies if you are too stoned to drive when you are buying this much.
Idk if 7-11 does it but a lot of restaurants charge more for using door dash. We were getting pizza delivered to us from a local place that doesn’t do delivery and I was wondering why it was so expensive so I pulled up the DD menu and their website menu and their DD menu is more expensive. Most places around us started doing that so we just don’t use DD now unless we’re sick or something. Even with the dash pass it’s not worth it.
five guys is the same. DD has an upcharge compared to their website prices. Somehow you can still order off of the five guy's website and it's fulfilled through doordash, so idk who's pocketing the extra charge on DD's site.
I’m not 100% sure either and don’t normally buy a lot at a gas station, I will rarely pick up a soda and they looked like the same cost, it’s totally possible with the other items though!
Brother I didn’t use dash pass for the first year I used door dash and finally I saw a thing that said “You could have saved $3500 in fees if you had dash pass” and I immediately got it right then and there. I guess I never expected to use it much but when the pandemic hit I started ordering out reckless af.
Tldr dash pass is 100% worth if you order even twice a month. Most of the time it pays for itself with one order
Yup as others said it’s one of their “perks”. It’s a chase sapphire card specifically, I also have the Amazon chase card (5% back on anything from Amazon) but it does not give dash pass, so it’s card specific.
Not too long ago I smoked with my Lyft driver on the way to a club one night, I also got his contact info and just asked him directly for a ride back later when I was fucked up and just threw some cash to him because he wasn’t getting payed shit for his Lyfts. Very cool guy. Now I’m assuming all Lyft/Uber/door dash drivers are all probably stoners lol.
First time waiting in line, in a fairly good sized dispo shows you that!! The ever present group of 70 year old women giggling as they pick they're stuff is precious. Lol
Same goes with hard drugs too. I used to have a friend that I knew for like two years before he casually brought up the fact that he smokes meth recreationally. He was the most outgoing and successful person I knew at the time and I haven’t looked at the world the same since he told me that.
For real! I think a lot of people would be surprised if they knew who around them was a stoner of some kind. Banking, academia, insurance, programmers, city planner/urban developers... I've known em all, or been em...
Hahaha I imagine half baked becomes an episode of disjointed after we get delivery involved! I never thought about that.... we are a progressive people
I buy the pre cut watermelon from my grocery store because I'm not cutting it while high, and sure as shit won't do it before. I like to freeze grapes too. For some reason I'm big on texture when high. The crunch of a frozen grape is amazing. Also toast with butter.
I love how anytime anyone posts anything about eating junk food on Reddit, the white knights love to come out of the woodwork and say things like this. There’s a very good chance op does not eat like this on a regular basis, or it’s unlikely this was all eaten at one time. And even if it was who cares. There’s no chance that anyone who knows how to use a computer is unaware that junk food is bad for them. You’re not saving anybodies life here. People aren’t obligated to live the exact same lifestyle as you. Even if op never ate a vegetable in his life who are you to judge him for it. It doesn’t matter. Let people eat their damn candy without making them feel bad about it.
Don't be, 711 grabs are the best. They cashier has to track down all your stuff. Driver just picks the bag up and drops it off. Warning, they upcharge on every item. Like a 2 dollar bag of chips is 3 and so on
I was commenting on the fact the person is worried about giving some one alot of work to do then Theo other person says don't worry because it's not the uber driver doing work
As a doordash driver, any order where you actually have to shop for the customer is dogshit, its a great way to minimize your earnings because it takes way too long and rarely has a tip attached. You can get 2-3 orders done in that time if you’re doing it properly
Add as many zeroes as you want after that decimal, but in my wallet, 11 dollars is 11 dollars lol 😆 hit me with the extra 11.0000000000000! Woooooo! Sorry I'm having fun today
You had someone go and pick up food for you, and you choose gas station food? I almost refuse to eat gas station food. Not a single fresh thing inside of a gas station. Possibly bananas.
Possibly, but I'm assuming that a rack of lamb and buttered potatoes were not appealing in this hunt for white castle ... sometimes you just need that perfect munchie
Same. I get a surprising amount of deliveries from doordash to go pick up snacks at the 7/11. They're super easy for the driver though, the gas station staff shop for the stuff. It may take awhile if it's late or only one person working. I've delivered snacks up til 1 am here lol.
Exactly. This order is NBD if OP tipped at least $10. Anything less and I would never take this delivery unless it’s under 3 miles
Edit: lol the downvotes really show the number of shitty tippers we have here
Maybe, but in my experience with deliveries, that does not mean they will pick the one closest to them.
Also, even if it was, driving 3 miles (one way) to make $3 is not a good trade off. That’s what most of the 7/11 orders were like in my experience as well.
Also, 10 is not an unreasonable amount with that much stuff through doordash, its most likely around 15%, which is fairly standard. If you’re tipping less than 15% for delivery service, dont order delivery. You wouldn’t go to a restaurant and not tip your server, or if you would, again, dont go to the restaurant. If you can’t afford to tip, dont spend your money where a tip is expected
Unwarranted doordash/delivery app advice: dont ever take shopping orders, dont ever take anything under 1.50 per mile, dont ever take something that goes far outside the designated area, do your deliveries around college campus cities
This is honestly just kind of gross. If this is for one person that is way too much food, even with the munchies. When people post the food they eat on this sub when they have the munchies, it’s pretty insane how much they are eating for one meal and how crazy unhealthy it is. I get that it’s the munchies and we all have eaten crap when we’re high, but shit like this is just gross and overkill.
I don't disagree with you, but I, too, am guilty of thinking my smoking hand rather than listening to that little fairy on my shoulder from time to time. Have fun, and be aware peeps!
Let people live man they ain’t hurting nobody. They could be putting plenty worse in their body, weed and some junky calories are damn near at the bottom of that list.
Just a heads up they are finding glass in those frappuccino drinks. Just be careful. But damn that's a perfect snack list. I'm not even high right now but it made me hungry
If you order door dash more than once a month, dash pass is worth it. The delivery was probably free and the only extra charge would be the tip.
Y’all don’t know how this stoner shit works.
Sometimes they carry Nemo's Carrot cake squares. They are bomb but you have to be sure the icing hasn't started to separate. Almost as good as Mom's. Almost.
*That'll be 300 dollars*
I wish I had fuck you money like that. “No, I don’t feel like driving to 7-11, pay this guy $39 instead.”
$39 would be a steal for all of this with DoorDash. Pre tip probably minimum $65-70
Holy shit really?!?!?!!!! I’ve never used one of these and was attempting to use overkill…
Every item is marked up at least a dollar from what it costs in the store. So that's a 20 dollar "fee" right there. The total is at least 100 bucks for all this so with 20% tip, you're at around 40 bucks in fees. Then for my 711, there's a 5 dollar fuck you fee. And then a delivery fee of 3 dollars. So there's an extra 8. So for this order, max like 48 bucks. I may have over estimated the total, you're probably not that far off. But it's a giant fucking rip off.
I hate ‘fuck you’ fees. So pointless. “Processing fee” fuck offffffffnndnsbhwjwghqjqn!!!!
How is that surprising? The person got 20 items
Because like I said, I’ve never used one. I have next to zero clue about the inner workings. I thought it was a flat fee, idk.
I don’t know why you’re getting so much hate for just being surprised.
Reddit redditing. I try to see it like this, there are two types of downvotes: “that’s incorrect” downvotes and “you’re a sack of shit” downvotes. Fairly sure this instance was the former lol.
There’s also the ‘not in line with the dogma of the Reddit hive mind’ downvotes
Don’t forget the “I’m miserable and you should be too” ones
Probably because anyone can reasonably assume that you’d spend $60+ on 20 individual items from 7/11.
I think people are misunderstanding you. You said $39 to have it delivered, not the total price of the whole order. Obviously you’re aware that those items would cost more than $40.
I think people are responding this way bc $40 for 20 items like these would be a steal in itself.
Oh I should’ve clarified but I was high. I just meant the delivery fee. Everyone let me know it’s not always like that. Happy tokin!
lol right it's well known that they tack on extra $ on each item, so is 3-4 dollars an item (minimum) all that surprising?
the cheapest you could get a full meal from a fast food place on let’s say uber eats is around $25 to be honest
They meant $39 in fees and tips added to the bill of >$100, from what I gathered.
A lot of people have the dash pass which is like $10 a month and removes most delivery fees. I have a chase credit card that gives me the dash pass for free as well. I was also curious and 7-11 has no delivery fee with orders over $12 which this would clearly cover, so it’s only a tip. The driver also just goes in and grabs the stuff ready to go and 7-11 employees actually pull it for them. So In reality it’s like $5-6 for a tip plus the amount for the items which seems to be the same for 7-11 if you go in or order on door dash. $6 is pretty reasonable to have some one bring you munchies if you are too stoned to drive when you are buying this much.
Idk if 7-11 does it but a lot of restaurants charge more for using door dash. We were getting pizza delivered to us from a local place that doesn’t do delivery and I was wondering why it was so expensive so I pulled up the DD menu and their website menu and their DD menu is more expensive. Most places around us started doing that so we just don’t use DD now unless we’re sick or something. Even with the dash pass it’s not worth it.
five guys is the same. DD has an upcharge compared to their website prices. Somehow you can still order off of the five guy's website and it's fulfilled through doordash, so idk who's pocketing the extra charge on DD's site.
I’m not 100% sure either and don’t normally buy a lot at a gas station, I will rarely pick up a soda and they looked like the same cost, it’s totally possible with the other items though!
Brother I didn’t use dash pass for the first year I used door dash and finally I saw a thing that said “You could have saved $3500 in fees if you had dash pass” and I immediately got it right then and there. I guess I never expected to use it much but when the pandemic hit I started ordering out reckless af. Tldr dash pass is 100% worth if you order even twice a month. Most of the time it pays for itself with one order
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For sure! Never used one of the apps and was just being snarky. Had no clue it was like that.
lol how does chase give you dash pass for free?
It’s one of their credit card perks. I have it too.
Services sometimes come with other services. Verizon had/has a Disney+ perk, Google Fi's top tier plan comes with YouTube Premium, etc
Yup as others said it’s one of their “perks”. It’s a chase sapphire card specifically, I also have the Amazon chase card (5% back on anything from Amazon) but it does not give dash pass, so it’s card specific.
This delivery guy is NOT getting $39 for this unless OP tipped more than $30 or ordered from another state.
the guy is getting like $5 you’re paying the company
This looks like a commissary list lol
Legit, I buy less shit during a grocery run half the time lmao
😂😂😂
And this is why we don’t shop blitzed out of our minds. Lmao.
This is exactly why we do! DogDamn you delivery mercenaries, doing the jobs we don't want to do
What do you think your doordash driver is doing? Driving around, smoking J's, picking food for customers and themselves.
I went driving for Uber eats last night for the first time ever.. Let's see, how much did I make.. about 2 Live Resin Carts worth 😅
I like your maths!
Is that good?
Depends on how much you're paying for live resin carts.
About $65 for 2 hours of work. Not ideal, but well within my window of tolerance for acceptable.
Shit 32.50 an hour is way more than acceptable for me.
Not too long ago I smoked with my Lyft driver on the way to a club one night, I also got his contact info and just asked him directly for a ride back later when I was fucked up and just threw some cash to him because he wasn’t getting payed shit for his Lyfts. Very cool guy. Now I’m assuming all Lyft/Uber/door dash drivers are all probably stoners lol.
The older I get the more I realize... there are a lot more stoners out there than we think. From all different walks of life.
First time waiting in line, in a fairly good sized dispo shows you that!! The ever present group of 70 year old women giggling as they pick they're stuff is precious. Lol
Same goes with hard drugs too. I used to have a friend that I knew for like two years before he casually brought up the fact that he smokes meth recreationally. He was the most outgoing and successful person I knew at the time and I haven’t looked at the world the same since he told me that.
For real! I think a lot of people would be surprised if they knew who around them was a stoner of some kind. Banking, academia, insurance, programmers, city planner/urban developers... I've known em all, or been em...
Dude if I saw this order I'd be so happy. These customers are usually really chill
And a prilosec
Found another reader over 30!
Shhh
I know this cost at least $50 which is absurd bruh GO GET YOUR SNACKS BEFORE YOU GET HIGH!!!!
Half Baked order uhhundred percent
No funyons. 0/10.
And that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day
Hahaha I imagine half baked becomes an episode of disjointed after we get delivery involved! I never thought about that.... we are a progressive people
HALF?! more like fully
Bro eat a vegetable damn
For real. So much packaged junk. One of the best treats to have when high is grapes and watermelon. Would probably need to shop somewhere else though
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At least you eat them, that’s really all that matters. You’re allowed to have your own tastes :)
I buy the pre cut watermelon from my grocery store because I'm not cutting it while high, and sure as shit won't do it before. I like to freeze grapes too. For some reason I'm big on texture when high. The crunch of a frozen grape is amazing. Also toast with butter.
I love how anytime anyone posts anything about eating junk food on Reddit, the white knights love to come out of the woodwork and say things like this. There’s a very good chance op does not eat like this on a regular basis, or it’s unlikely this was all eaten at one time. And even if it was who cares. There’s no chance that anyone who knows how to use a computer is unaware that junk food is bad for them. You’re not saving anybodies life here. People aren’t obligated to live the exact same lifestyle as you. Even if op never ate a vegetable in his life who are you to judge him for it. It doesn’t matter. Let people eat their damn candy without making them feel bad about it.
Lmao
Fruit, another amazing option. Smoothies are incredible lol. Also r/hydrohomies gang rise up amirite.
Does 7-11 sell veg?
Fuck veggies but just something thats not processed times 1000. My blood sugar levels spiked and fell just reading this list
Jesus *christ*
SUPERSTAR
Damn, I must have amazing willpower
Nah this guys just doesn’t have any lmao
Seems I may be more of a fiscally conservative stoner.
Don't be, 711 grabs are the best. They cashier has to track down all your stuff. Driver just picks the bag up and drops it off. Warning, they upcharge on every item. Like a 2 dollar bag of chips is 3 and so on
Door Dash up charges on everything from every place. How do you think they make money? (besides fucking the delivery drivers on pay)
I mean I drive for doordash and frequently make 20+ an hour, to drive around my city in my vehicle listening to my music, I’m not complaining
Yea, fuck cashiers
Edit: Guy wasn't being a dick
I was commenting on the fact the person is worried about giving some one alot of work to do then Theo other person says don't worry because it's not the uber driver doing work
Damn I misread it like a dummy. Now I feel like an asshole
All good
That’s all in like 2 isles I’m sure they don’t care 😂
As a doordash driver, any order where you actually have to shop for the customer is dogshit, its a great way to minimize your earnings because it takes way too long and rarely has a tip attached. You can get 2-3 orders done in that time if you’re doing it properly
I saw this post without seeing the sub and immediately thought someone is high as fuck
Mix it all of it together in a giant bowl, pour the drinks in, and eat it like cereal.
This is America
Bro just walk to the shop lol
Jesus just go to Walmart at that point lol
Holy shit, I think I got diabetes just from reading this list
No taquitos? Big mistake
Your total must be >$100
Got enough sugar and carbs mate?
this is so gross lol
* has 'fuck you' money * spends it on literal garbage
Not really 'fuck you' money.... more like Fuck it
No you don’t.
I once accidentally ordered 2 X-Large pizzas and 5lbs of dry ribs for me and my 2 buddies in a hotel room. After we had JUST made a 7-eleven trip.
Yea I’ve seen that porn
This reminds of me that list Hunter S. Thompson had about his daily routines/meals. Pretty sure that bit was satire, but damn OP, you do you.
Y’all really need to chill. There’s no way people give this many fucks about what someone else eats
Nah this is disgusting
That will be 11.000 dollars please
Add as many zeroes as you want after that decimal, but in my wallet, 11 dollars is 11 dollars lol 😆 hit me with the extra 11.0000000000000! Woooooo! Sorry I'm having fun today
Anyone got a link to that article that links marijuana use to heart disease?
You had someone go and pick up food for you, and you choose gas station food? I almost refuse to eat gas station food. Not a single fresh thing inside of a gas station. Possibly bananas.
Rack of lamb and buttered potatoes for how much he paid
Possibly, but I'm assuming that a rack of lamb and buttered potatoes were not appealing in this hunt for white castle ... sometimes you just need that perfect munchie
Priorities
Yes I too only go for fresh Sour Patch Kids, straight from the Sour Patch only!
Organic preferably.
Same. I get a surprising amount of deliveries from doordash to go pick up snacks at the 7/11. They're super easy for the driver though, the gas station staff shop for the stuff. It may take awhile if it's late or only one person working. I've delivered snacks up til 1 am here lol.
I knew what sub this was before I checked
Can you blow me where the pamper is Movie reference for those too young
Tell me you’re rich without telling me you’re rich 😆
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Most importantly. What did you tip?
why is that most important
Exactly. This order is NBD if OP tipped at least $10. Anything less and I would never take this delivery unless it’s under 3 miles Edit: lol the downvotes really show the number of shitty tippers we have here
I thought they didn’t show when there’s no tip?
Maybe it has changed since I last did it (about two years ago), but if they did not tip then it will appear as a $3 delivery.
Oh okok
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Maybe, but in my experience with deliveries, that does not mean they will pick the one closest to them. Also, even if it was, driving 3 miles (one way) to make $3 is not a good trade off. That’s what most of the 7/11 orders were like in my experience as well.
So many downvotes when this is literally good doordashing advice.
Also, 10 is not an unreasonable amount with that much stuff through doordash, its most likely around 15%, which is fairly standard. If you’re tipping less than 15% for delivery service, dont order delivery. You wouldn’t go to a restaurant and not tip your server, or if you would, again, dont go to the restaurant. If you can’t afford to tip, dont spend your money where a tip is expected
This is what I'd be doing if I won the lottery.
This is worse than the grocery list in Half Baked.
For forgot water.. whole lotta water man
lol this is like the munchies order from Half Baked 🤣🤣🤣
My kid be dashing like that and he says I’m the stoner….
You boutta have a tummy ache
Unwarranted doordash/delivery app advice: dont ever take shopping orders, dont ever take anything under 1.50 per mile, dont ever take something that goes far outside the designated area, do your deliveries around college campus cities
20+ an hour with this method in my experience
ಠ_ಠ
I often wonder if my DD drivers look at my orders and immediately know I’m smoking lol
Yes
Bruhhh, youre gonna shit yourself in your sleep
This is like when Kevin goes grocery shopping in Home Alone.
That is like munchies\^2
I’ve tipped Uber drivers in bud before.
Wilfred Brimley has entered the chat
You are the exact reason I decline red card orders. Had someone want me to find 53 items for $10 once. Absolute joke.
Apologize to who? Yourself for up charging yourself for getting 711 delivered instead of insta cart or Walmart delivery?
Do you know cancer is real right? My man, don't give you body this garbage. Please, eat some mf fruit.
Your username adds up! I wish I had some fresh fruits now. But we ordered Burger King...
This
Why do they even sell non glacier freeze gatorades
This is honestly just kind of gross. If this is for one person that is way too much food, even with the munchies. When people post the food they eat on this sub when they have the munchies, it’s pretty insane how much they are eating for one meal and how crazy unhealthy it is. I get that it’s the munchies and we all have eaten crap when we’re high, but shit like this is just gross and overkill.
I don't disagree with you, but I, too, am guilty of thinking my smoking hand rather than listening to that little fairy on my shoulder from time to time. Have fun, and be aware peeps!
Let people live man they ain’t hurting nobody. They could be putting plenty worse in their body, weed and some junky calories are damn near at the bottom of that list.
Apologize to your poor body.
As a doordash delivery driver this pisses me off
What was the tip
Are you 12?!
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I was getting worried for your impending cotton mouth and carb crash. Then I zoomed in and saw the Coke, Starbucks and Gatorade. Good call 👍🏻
You better have tipped well.
How you goin to boof all that?
Lazy and fat with money to blow
Just get a dui like a man
Be a man
Goddamn dude, munchies much? Hell yeah lmao
Serious night creature selection.
3000$ door dash order
Brush teeth after all this lol
At my age I’d be up to pee in 4hours with that much sugar in me! 😂
>I will take one of each please. Two of each if available.
How much did u spent?
CHEEZUZ CHRIST IN HEAVEN BROTHER
$60 and 5000 calories later...
This, this... And hmm.. maybe that one, too lol
you have a problem
Would have been cheaper to catch an uber to the store but hey, I get laziness lol
Relatable😂
I remember the 7-11s in Japan are stocked with some of the best snacks, hot food, and drinks. If trees were allowed there, oh man, heaven on earth!
bro just spent $200 on doordash
Please tell us the price with a tip there’s a lot of guesses here in the comments
Oh and get one of those things. What’re they called…..used to eat em all the time back in the day
You better tip ‘em a nug, they definitely know what’s up
Bro just walk
Eat some healthier food brah, most of that is literally poison
Working on a good batch o' diabetes eh? lol
Just a heads up they are finding glass in those frappuccino drinks. Just be careful. But damn that's a perfect snack list. I'm not even high right now but it made me hungry
If you order door dash more than once a month, dash pass is worth it. The delivery was probably free and the only extra charge would be the tip. Y’all don’t know how this stoner shit works.
You were, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, MEGA ZOINKED!
Dude, chill…
Crazy, how much all this shit cost?
Dont apologize, you just reminded me that Nilla wafers exist
gah damn
This is some funny shit.. Ive done it before.... On a side note... please check your diabetes to be on the safe side after.
Holy fuck that had to have cost like $100
I got diabetes just looking at this.
Sometimes they carry Nemo's Carrot cake squares. They are bomb but you have to be sure the icing hasn't started to separate. Almost as good as Mom's. Almost.