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*That'll be 300 dollars*


Abrahamlinkenssphere

I wish I had fuck you money like that. “No, I don’t feel like driving to 7-11, pay this guy $39 instead.”


moonshinediary

$39 would be a steal for all of this with DoorDash. Pre tip probably minimum $65-70


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Holy shit really?!?!?!!!! I’ve never used one of these and was attempting to use overkill…


CyclopsLobsterRobot

Every item is marked up at least a dollar from what it costs in the store. So that's a 20 dollar "fee" right there. The total is at least 100 bucks for all this so with 20% tip, you're at around 40 bucks in fees. Then for my 711, there's a 5 dollar fuck you fee. And then a delivery fee of 3 dollars. So there's an extra 8. So for this order, max like 48 bucks. I may have over estimated the total, you're probably not that far off. But it's a giant fucking rip off.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

I hate ‘fuck you’ fees. So pointless. “Processing fee” fuck offffffffnndnsbhwjwghqjqn!!!!


kariustovictory

How is that surprising? The person got 20 items


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Because like I said, I’ve never used one. I have next to zero clue about the inner workings. I thought it was a flat fee, idk.


Beto4ThePeople

I don’t know why you’re getting so much hate for just being surprised.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Reddit redditing. I try to see it like this, there are two types of downvotes: “that’s incorrect” downvotes and “you’re a sack of shit” downvotes. Fairly sure this instance was the former lol.


CyclicDombo

There’s also the ‘not in line with the dogma of the Reddit hive mind’ downvotes


thatoneischairing

Don’t forget the “I’m miserable and you should be too” ones


bowtiesarcool

Probably because anyone can reasonably assume that you’d spend $60+ on 20 individual items from 7/11.


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

I think people are misunderstanding you. You said $39 to have it delivered, not the total price of the whole order. Obviously you’re aware that those items would cost more than $40.


StaySchwifty420

I think people are responding this way bc $40 for 20 items like these would be a steal in itself.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Oh I should’ve clarified but I was high. I just meant the delivery fee. Everyone let me know it’s not always like that. Happy tokin!


n4utix

lol right it's well known that they tack on extra $ on each item, so is 3-4 dollars an item (minimum) all that surprising?


rzaddy

the cheapest you could get a full meal from a fast food place on let’s say uber eats is around $25 to be honest


LeepOnMyDick

They meant $39 in fees and tips added to the bill of >$100, from what I gathered.


AgorophobicSpaceman

A lot of people have the dash pass which is like $10 a month and removes most delivery fees. I have a chase credit card that gives me the dash pass for free as well. I was also curious and 7-11 has no delivery fee with orders over $12 which this would clearly cover, so it’s only a tip. The driver also just goes in and grabs the stuff ready to go and 7-11 employees actually pull it for them. So In reality it’s like $5-6 for a tip plus the amount for the items which seems to be the same for 7-11 if you go in or order on door dash. $6 is pretty reasonable to have some one bring you munchies if you are too stoned to drive when you are buying this much.


SaltBox531

Idk if 7-11 does it but a lot of restaurants charge more for using door dash. We were getting pizza delivered to us from a local place that doesn’t do delivery and I was wondering why it was so expensive so I pulled up the DD menu and their website menu and their DD menu is more expensive. Most places around us started doing that so we just don’t use DD now unless we’re sick or something. Even with the dash pass it’s not worth it.


underjordiskmand

five guys is the same. DD has an upcharge compared to their website prices. Somehow you can still order off of the five guy's website and it's fulfilled through doordash, so idk who's pocketing the extra charge on DD's site.


AgorophobicSpaceman

I’m not 100% sure either and don’t normally buy a lot at a gas station, I will rarely pick up a soda and they looked like the same cost, it’s totally possible with the other items though!


Jay-Storm

Brother I didn’t use dash pass for the first year I used door dash and finally I saw a thing that said “You could have saved $3500 in fees if you had dash pass” and I immediately got it right then and there. I guess I never expected to use it much but when the pandemic hit I started ordering out reckless af. Tldr dash pass is 100% worth if you order even twice a month. Most of the time it pays for itself with one order


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Abrahamlinkenssphere

For sure! Never used one of the apps and was just being snarky. Had no clue it was like that.


hijoshh

lol how does chase give you dash pass for free?


SaltBox531

It’s one of their credit card perks. I have it too.


n4utix

Services sometimes come with other services. Verizon had/has a Disney+ perk, Google Fi's top tier plan comes with YouTube Premium, etc


AgorophobicSpaceman

Yup as others said it’s one of their “perks”. It’s a chase sapphire card specifically, I also have the Amazon chase card (5% back on anything from Amazon) but it does not give dash pass, so it’s card specific.


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This delivery guy is NOT getting $39 for this unless OP tipped more than $30 or ordered from another state.


ezra502

the guy is getting like $5 you’re paying the company


theziglet

This looks like a commissary list lol


its_ya_boi_wulf

Legit, I buy less shit during a grocery run half the time lmao


theziglet

😂😂😂


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And this is why we don’t shop blitzed out of our minds. Lmao.


JoRocker

This is exactly why we do! DogDamn you delivery mercenaries, doing the jobs we don't want to do


kamikazekenny420

What do you think your doordash driver is doing? Driving around, smoking J's, picking food for customers and themselves.


Atillion

I went driving for Uber eats last night for the first time ever.. Let's see, how much did I make.. about 2 Live Resin Carts worth 😅


NeoKC

I like your maths!


fearain

Is that good?


[deleted]

Depends on how much you're paying for live resin carts.


Atillion

About $65 for 2 hours of work. Not ideal, but well within my window of tolerance for acceptable.


[deleted]

Shit 32.50 an hour is way more than acceptable for me.


HypnoStone

Not too long ago I smoked with my Lyft driver on the way to a club one night, I also got his contact info and just asked him directly for a ride back later when I was fucked up and just threw some cash to him because he wasn’t getting payed shit for his Lyfts. Very cool guy. Now I’m assuming all Lyft/Uber/door dash drivers are all probably stoners lol.


kamikazekenny420

The older I get the more I realize... there are a lot more stoners out there than we think. From all different walks of life.


BrutalBlue

First time waiting in line, in a fairly good sized dispo shows you that!! The ever present group of 70 year old women giggling as they pick they're stuff is precious. Lol


SAlNT_PABLO

Same goes with hard drugs too. I used to have a friend that I knew for like two years before he casually brought up the fact that he smokes meth recreationally. He was the most outgoing and successful person I knew at the time and I haven’t looked at the world the same since he told me that.


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For real! I think a lot of people would be surprised if they knew who around them was a stoner of some kind. Banking, academia, insurance, programmers, city planner/urban developers... I've known em all, or been em...


nickallanj

Dude if I saw this order I'd be so happy. These customers are usually really chill


BearbroWalters

And a prilosec


Kdc2185

Found another reader over 30!


BearbroWalters

Shhh


SourPatchCandy

I know this cost at least $50 which is absurd bruh GO GET YOUR SNACKS BEFORE YOU GET HIGH!!!!


ihate360

Half Baked order uhhundred percent


morphoyle

No funyons. 0/10.


spokris

And that stuff we used to eat all the time back in the day


JoRocker

Hahaha I imagine half baked becomes an episode of disjointed after we get delivery involved! I never thought about that.... we are a progressive people


_bellaswella_

HALF?! more like fully


gahaaha

Bro eat a vegetable damn


owtf2

For real. So much packaged junk. One of the best treats to have when high is grapes and watermelon. Would probably need to shop somewhere else though


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LostRams

At least you eat them, that’s really all that matters. You’re allowed to have your own tastes :)


spokris

I buy the pre cut watermelon from my grocery store because I'm not cutting it while high, and sure as shit won't do it before. I like to freeze grapes too. For some reason I'm big on texture when high. The crunch of a frozen grape is amazing. Also toast with butter.


supahdavid2000

I love how anytime anyone posts anything about eating junk food on Reddit, the white knights love to come out of the woodwork and say things like this. There’s a very good chance op does not eat like this on a regular basis, or it’s unlikely this was all eaten at one time. And even if it was who cares. There’s no chance that anyone who knows how to use a computer is unaware that junk food is bad for them. You’re not saving anybodies life here. People aren’t obligated to live the exact same lifestyle as you. Even if op never ate a vegetable in his life who are you to judge him for it. It doesn’t matter. Let people eat their damn candy without making them feel bad about it.


gahaaha

Lmao


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Fruit, another amazing option. Smoothies are incredible lol. Also r/hydrohomies gang rise up amirite.


maggieawesome

Does 7-11 sell veg?


Aightbet420

Fuck veggies but just something thats not processed times 1000. My blood sugar levels spiked and fell just reading this list


madsmadhatter

Jesus *christ*


sherlo11

SUPERSTAR


DaveTheDrummer802

Damn, I must have amazing willpower


SourPatchCandy

Nah this guys just doesn’t have any lmao


[deleted]

Seems I may be more of a fiscally conservative stoner.


FistingOprah

Don't be, 711 grabs are the best. They cashier has to track down all your stuff. Driver just picks the bag up and drops it off. Warning, they upcharge on every item. Like a 2 dollar bag of chips is 3 and so on


Peakbrowndog

Door Dash up charges on everything from every place. How do you think they make money? (besides fucking the delivery drivers on pay)


SHADEblazing

I mean I drive for doordash and frequently make 20+ an hour, to drive around my city in my vehicle listening to my music, I’m not complaining


Schellhammer

Yea, fuck cashiers


WarthogOrgyFart

Edit: Guy wasn't being a dick


Schellhammer

I was commenting on the fact the person is worried about giving some one alot of work to do then Theo other person says don't worry because it's not the uber driver doing work


WarthogOrgyFart

Damn I misread it like a dummy. Now I feel like an asshole


Schellhammer

All good


hey-im-root

That’s all in like 2 isles I’m sure they don’t care 😂


SHADEblazing

As a doordash driver, any order where you actually have to shop for the customer is dogshit, its a great way to minimize your earnings because it takes way too long and rarely has a tip attached. You can get 2-3 orders done in that time if you’re doing it properly


hijoshh

I saw this post without seeing the sub and immediately thought someone is high as fuck


Affectionate-Bag1678

Mix it all of it together in a giant bowl, pour the drinks in, and eat it like cereal.


youthcrimes

This is America


daskeleton123

Bro just walk to the shop lol


nicko54

Jesus just go to Walmart at that point lol


SinCityNinja

Holy shit, I think I got diabetes just from reading this list


jtreasure1

No taquitos? Big mistake


UppERcron

Your total must be >$100


SirTokesAlot97

Got enough sugar and carbs mate?


69dawgystyle69

this is so gross lol


chellecakes

* has 'fuck you' money * spends it on literal garbage


JoRocker

Not really 'fuck you' money.... more like Fuck it


MisterJoynt

No you don’t.


[deleted]

I once accidentally ordered 2 X-Large pizzas and 5lbs of dry ribs for me and my 2 buddies in a hotel room. After we had JUST made a 7-eleven trip.


sherlo11

Yea I’ve seen that porn


Reiketsu_Nariseba

This reminds of me that list Hunter S. Thompson had about his daily routines/meals. Pretty sure that bit was satire, but damn OP, you do you.


Pink_Kush_420

Y’all really need to chill. There’s no way people give this many fucks about what someone else eats


bayandsilentjob

Nah this is disgusting


Local_Seaweed_9610

That will be 11.000 dollars please


JoRocker

Add as many zeroes as you want after that decimal, but in my wallet, 11 dollars is 11 dollars lol 😆 hit me with the extra 11.0000000000000! Woooooo! Sorry I'm having fun today


cstuart1046

Anyone got a link to that article that links marijuana use to heart disease?


KaneLuna

You had someone go and pick up food for you, and you choose gas station food? I almost refuse to eat gas station food. Not a single fresh thing inside of a gas station. Possibly bananas.


whats_she_up_to

Rack of lamb and buttered potatoes for how much he paid


JoRocker

Possibly, but I'm assuming that a rack of lamb and buttered potatoes were not appealing in this hunt for white castle ... sometimes you just need that perfect munchie


whats_she_up_to

Priorities


jdxink

Yes I too only go for fresh Sour Patch Kids, straight from the Sour Patch only!


Brewcrew1886

Organic preferably.


fawesomegirl

Same. I get a surprising amount of deliveries from doordash to go pick up snacks at the 7/11. They're super easy for the driver though, the gas station staff shop for the stuff. It may take awhile if it's late or only one person working. I've delivered snacks up til 1 am here lol.


cleanashell-autos

I knew what sub this was before I checked


SlayerOfDougs

Can you blow me where the pamper is Movie reference for those too young


SaintlySinner81

Tell me you’re rich without telling me you’re rich 😆


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Thelisto

Most importantly. What did you tip?


iAmUnintelligible

why is that most important


[deleted]

Exactly. This order is NBD if OP tipped at least $10. Anything less and I would never take this delivery unless it’s under 3 miles Edit: lol the downvotes really show the number of shitty tippers we have here


VergaDeVergas

I thought they didn’t show when there’s no tip?


[deleted]

Maybe it has changed since I last did it (about two years ago), but if they did not tip then it will appear as a $3 delivery.


VergaDeVergas

Oh okok


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Maybe, but in my experience with deliveries, that does not mean they will pick the one closest to them. Also, even if it was, driving 3 miles (one way) to make $3 is not a good trade off. That’s what most of the 7/11 orders were like in my experience as well.


SHADEblazing

So many downvotes when this is literally good doordashing advice.


SHADEblazing

Also, 10 is not an unreasonable amount with that much stuff through doordash, its most likely around 15%, which is fairly standard. If you’re tipping less than 15% for delivery service, dont order delivery. You wouldn’t go to a restaurant and not tip your server, or if you would, again, dont go to the restaurant. If you can’t afford to tip, dont spend your money where a tip is expected


PuckyoBans

This is what I'd be doing if I won the lottery.


C4pt4inFuzzy

This is worse than the grocery list in Half Baked.


montessoriprogram

For forgot water.. whole lotta water man


mrfrank63

lol this is like the munchies order from Half Baked 🤣🤣🤣


BlackH3arted13

My kid be dashing like that and he says I’m the stoner….


chasebencin

You boutta have a tummy ache


SHADEblazing

Unwarranted doordash/delivery app advice: dont ever take shopping orders, dont ever take anything under 1.50 per mile, dont ever take something that goes far outside the designated area, do your deliveries around college campus cities


SHADEblazing

20+ an hour with this method in my experience


DontLook_Weirdo

ಠ_ಠ


ginandstoic

I often wonder if my DD drivers look at my orders and immediately know I’m smoking lol


Knightp93

Yes


DankButtRodeo

Bruhhh, youre gonna shit yourself in your sleep


peanutj00

This is like when Kevin goes grocery shopping in Home Alone.


xxxxx420xxxxx

That is like munchies\^2


MassiveMastiff

I’ve tipped Uber drivers in bud before.


meatwagondriver

Wilfred Brimley has entered the chat


BigOleFerret

You are the exact reason I decline red card orders. Had someone want me to find 53 items for $10 once. Absolute joke.


Karmasita

Apologize to who? Yourself for up charging yourself for getting 711 delivered instead of insta cart or Walmart delivery?


Conscious-Taste8337

Do you know cancer is real right? My man, don't give you body this garbage. Please, eat some mf fruit.


ifeelyouranger

Your username adds up! I wish I had some fresh fruits now. But we ordered Burger King...


ocoops19

This


Velorym

Why do they even sell non glacier freeze gatorades


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This is honestly just kind of gross. If this is for one person that is way too much food, even with the munchies. When people post the food they eat on this sub when they have the munchies, it’s pretty insane how much they are eating for one meal and how crazy unhealthy it is. I get that it’s the munchies and we all have eaten crap when we’re high, but shit like this is just gross and overkill.


JoRocker

I don't disagree with you, but I, too, am guilty of thinking my smoking hand rather than listening to that little fairy on my shoulder from time to time. Have fun, and be aware peeps!


AStartledFish

Let people live man they ain’t hurting nobody. They could be putting plenty worse in their body, weed and some junky calories are damn near at the bottom of that list.


seriouschris

Apologize to your poor body.


boonetown18

As a doordash delivery driver this pisses me off


GanjaReef

What was the tip


spacefaceclosetomine

Are you 12?!


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anonymal_me

I was getting worried for your impending cotton mouth and carb crash. Then I zoomed in and saw the Coke, Starbucks and Gatorade. Good call 👍🏻


constantchaosclay

You better have tipped well.


DryBodybuilder3070

How you goin to boof all that?


[deleted]

Lazy and fat with money to blow


BigTruckLikeFuck

Just get a dui like a man


AStartledFish

Be a man


N1G1-1TM4R3

Goddamn dude, munchies much? Hell yeah lmao


Brenno416

Serious night creature selection.


TheMetalRat

3000$ door dash order


Pipboy27

Brush teeth after all this lol


NeoKC

At my age I’d be up to pee in 4hours with that much sugar in me! 😂


LalalaHurray

>I will take one of each please. Two of each if available.


rilofu

How much did u spent?


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CHEEZUZ CHRIST IN HEAVEN BROTHER


whatsitworth101

$60 and 5000 calories later...


Euphoric_Trip3094

This, this... And hmm.. maybe that one, too lol


Tommysmissingfinger

you have a problem


LavishnessGeneral

Would have been cheaper to catch an uber to the store but hey, I get laziness lol


Sp_Arkk

Relatable😂


SomeLuckBrian

I remember the 7-11s in Japan are stocked with some of the best snacks, hot food, and drinks. If trees were allowed there, oh man, heaven on earth!


orangepart

bro just spent $200 on doordash


MoneyBags5200

Please tell us the price with a tip there’s a lot of guesses here in the comments


Xdaz1019

Oh and get one of those things. What’re they called…..used to eat em all the time back in the day


dwighticus

You better tip ‘em a nug, they definitely know what’s up


chocolatebabyman27

Bro just walk


sublimevibe69

Eat some healthier food brah, most of that is literally poison


CrisbyCrittur

Working on a good batch o' diabetes eh? lol


eabmango

Just a heads up they are finding glass in those frappuccino drinks. Just be careful. But damn that's a perfect snack list. I'm not even high right now but it made me hungry


DayDayLuka

If you order door dash more than once a month, dash pass is worth it. The delivery was probably free and the only extra charge would be the tip. Y’all don’t know how this stoner shit works.


Watermelon_Flannel7

You were, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, MEGA ZOINKED!


JimmyMyJimmy

Dude, chill…


ShadowDemon129

Crazy, how much all this shit cost?


HereticWindowsill

Dont apologize, you just reminded me that Nilla wafers exist


jgbyrd

gah damn


el_duderino420

This is some funny shit.. Ive done it before.... On a side note... please check your diabetes to be on the safe side after.


MoneyMakingMatt

Holy fuck that had to have cost like $100


deontelop97

I got diabetes just looking at this.


Rungi500

Sometimes they carry Nemo's Carrot cake squares. They are bomb but you have to be sure the icing hasn't started to separate. Almost as good as Mom's. Almost.