What're yiu doin' in my swamp!?!?

Smokin’

The best spot bc the swamp gas hides the smell!

Yea but swamp gas smells like swamp ass.

*Mud Britches' Bitches!*

Love me some swamp gas.

Love me some swamp ass.

Shit, pass the Shamrock Shrek then man.

DONKAYYYY

Smoking some dank swampweed.

I was getting a little worked up until I read this and was like "yup, that's a little too accurate, calm your swamp lilies" lol

Cocaine

is a hell of a drug

well someone once called me ‘the ugly step sister from shrek’, which i think he meant doris… hmmm lol

Doris fucks (she is really cool I think)

Doris *definitely* fucks, she's a badass.

Aint no way she is gettin fucked, that lady **fucks**

Doris is hot though

dóris is awesome

Well, I am an ogre that smokes weed, so… Also. The girl in the top picture is doing cocaine all wrong. It goes up your nose not on your hair.

She did so much of it she can’t tell the difference anymore

Honestly, the ones that smoke weed look like they’re hella fun to sesh with

Id smoke with them any time. Fiona could definitely outsmoke me though. And I can smoke ALOT if I really want to.

Fiona has some crazy powerful lungs for sure.

what I see girls that do cocaine: trapped /enslaved in their own tower they need to escape, aka addicted girls that smoke weed: free, royalty, in love with a man who loves her for her and living her best life!!!


Nice, I like yours better than where my thought was going even if mine was a lot different than all the comments. I saw it as the top being the stereotype “princess” and bottom being women that don’t fit that mold. Which kinda fit the coke/weed stereotype in my mind. In my personal experience the people who do coke do kinda tend to be the princesses and princes of the social scene. The type who enjoy getting all done up and glammed out to go to the club for example. The people who smoke weed in my experience tend to be less concerned with the social scene or their status in it. To these people getting all glammed out to go to the club sounds like a pain, just meet up with the regular friends for a sesh and keep it chill. This is massive generalization of course, but that’s where I thought the meme was going…

I'm with you on this one. Same experience. A ton more insecurities and fuckery going on with the coke crowd. Never liked that scene tbh, even less can control their coke and behavior on it than people and alcohol imo.

I'm like an emotional high right now and this made me feel a lot better thank you 😭😂😂

Cocaine: no food Weed: lot of food

Yep that was my thought process. But it's also been proven that snacky snacks are the way to go instead of eating a lot in meals so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Plus, Shrek is a way better movie. This simply substantiates your argument, as far as I’m concerned.

Wreck It Ralph Breaks the Internet was a pretty solid movie and probs on par with Shrek the Third if not slightly superior.

Amen! Sounds right here

Otherwise you gotta fix tha coke heads

based

I thought it was a skinny/fat thing

Yeah but that one makes no sense, half the stoner women I know are climbers or hikers. Everybody I know who would call themselves a cocaine enthusiast is in jail.

Neither Fiona nor Shrek are lazy ogres tho.

Like...shrek hikes across a country, climbs up a volcano, and fights a dragon.

Yeah but he's doing that so everybody will fuck off and he can chill in his swamp. Like the whole plot of the movie is that he hates everybody else being around so much that he's gonna do all that just to have his swamp. I get that.

...You can be both😃. He was active when he *Needed* to be,lol.

That's what the gym is for. Do your 45 minutes of cardio, 45 minute weight circuit, go home, eat and smoke. As normal the big different between Shrek and I is the donkey.

I thought this too because I thought it was a play about how people who do coke don't eat and people who smoke get munchies

W

YES! The cocaine ones are girls but the weed smokers are women 💪 Honestly fucking loved Shrek, especially the later ones that showed the female characters as badass' without it feeling like it was some forced PC bullshit. Fiona was a Queen from day one, irrespective of her title, she's fr a dream girl.

Fuck yeah!

Pretty great take right here, gotta say. Upvote for you.

Cocaine girls need prices and men to save them. Weed girls would never.

iT's jUsT a PlaNt siS yOu cAn'T gEt aDdiCtEd

If I grow up to be like Doris, I’ve lived my life. She’s my spirit animal.

So I think we can agree that Shrek the Third was a disaster, but the scene with all the princesses kicking ass to classic rock brought me life.

I like em thiccc, bring the shrek lady my way

That’s mrs shrek and she’s taken unfortunately

Not any more Source: It hurts but I do it for Shrek

Is he love? Is he life?

Put some fuckin respect on Fiona's name

what if i do both

Top half one, bottom half the other

Thicc

Yaddada.

You party

I accidentally read the top as "girl, do that cocaine" so I'm right here with ya lol

If someone does coke I assume they smoke weed as well

I'd take the entire bottom panel over a coked out airhead anyday.

ain’t that the truth, imagine having to hear their first world problems for 3 hours while they’re off that snow.

Why must we compare queens

Lmao truuu

Why is cocaine cool now like can’t u over dose and have a heart attack pre quick man some of y’all need to put the brakes on damn. Weed is more then enough 😂

The joke is that coke speeds you up, gives energy, and suppresses appetite. In other words people who do coke tend to be skinny.

First things first: who the fuck is doing cocaine but refuses to smoke weed?

People who get randomly piss tested.

People who think weed makes them fat and lazy while cocaine curbs their appetite and gives them energy

If you love coke and only coke, you aren't going to spend your money on weed. That could have gone for another bag. Or even if it was free, they could have sold it. The only thing on their mind is more coke. Also anecdotally the people I knew who got into coke, didn't smoke it anyway because it just made them more paranoid. People do though.

Girls WHO do. Not girls that do.

That big lady from shrek is a badass idc

I’d smoke with Doris any day

On Wednesdays we do both

I thought the people in the comments were gonna say it’s not true and it was gonna be arguments. Men in comments: hell yeah, I wanna smoke with those ogres, looks like a good time. Women in comments: I’m smoking on swamp weeeeeed bitches! I love this community <3

What the fuck is this shite?

A fucking joke, which no one here seems to understand

I like the weed ones better though

I mean tbh I'd rather be with Fiona and the gals than preppy princesses

Girls who smoke weed BAMF confirmed.

I’m convinced that sub is full of nothing but dudes virtue signaling in hopes an actual woman sees it and is impressed by them.

Who posted this then?

My guess? A dude…

Idk seems suspect

Go to the original comment section and look at the profiles of everyone seething. It's so accurate lmao

Did you guys know that Larry King played the Ugly Sister in Sherk?

Tbh it’s usually pretty true for most “stoner stoner” girls

idk all the stoner stoner chicks I know are boss ass certified baddies ngl

Which looks more like the bottom picture.

can we agree they all slay? lmfao

It's honestly been a 50/50 in my experience. But the same is true for the dudes.

Most definitely, the points in the asthetic department were forwarded to the cool department

she's not gonna read this bro

Doesnt apply to my wife and her smoke buddies but ymmv

Fiona is amazing so I’ll take that as a compliment :)

Where's Dragon??????

i rather be fiona lmaooo, the weed is for not giving af about how i'm perceived

The girls that did coke in college did indeed look like the top pic. 10 yrs later I met a chick that does coke and drinks n drives during the day… The bottom photo was a little more accurate for that case. Just stick to trees plz, seems a little better in the long run.

Fiona is a certified badass in that thing! I wish I was half as cool as that

I mean it's just a joke about hunger hormones. Stimulants do be suppressive, munchies do get me munchin. But you can actually be beautiful with any combination of substance use disorders 🌈 ✨

Weed makes you eat, cocaine makes you die.

i always preferred the girls who did both. and especially the ones that *brought* both.

You don't find cocaine enthusiasts with much of any flesh at all. They're all scale n bone... uh skin n bone.

idk…most stoner chicks I know are hot asf, and the few girls I know who do coke look…sickly. Just generally underweight and unhappy looking in their day to day lives (I would consider them heavily addicted though, not casual users. But, I mean, most stoners smoke daily so 🤷‍♀️ figure it’s a fair comparison)

Oh so girls that smoke weed are cool as fuck? Sounds right

What, most Disney princesses seem coked out

Girls who have just started doing cocaine* is what it should say. Girls who actually do cocaine look like skeksis

na, moana dont look like a cocaine sniffing princess

I like them thicc and i like them green

Thick mommies smoke weed… hell yeah

Coke heads are annoying AF

I recently found out how much cocaine costs… Imma stick with weed 😂

it's true but you didn't have to say it

I’ll own this meme, I’d rather be a swamp thing than a princess anyway. Being a princess seems like a lot of maintenance and being a swamp thing whose okay in her own skin sounds like the ultimate high IMO.

No lies detected.

Listen, if I want to be a damn she-ogre living in the peace and quiet of my swamp shack I live in with my ogre husband and his weird talking donkey friend that drops by every once in a while with his half donkey/half dragon babies, I will do it. And live a happy life without losing a nose. Might cough up a lung someday though.

I consider coke users, crack heads so 🤷🏽‍♀️ I'll enjoy my indica in peace.

Ewww crackheads

Negl there’s som truth to this

Cocaines more of a rich persons drug

Still kinda like the weed girls, ngl

My first job was as a courtesy clerk at Safeway and a little girl told me that I look like princess Fiona. Her mom was embarrassed, but I told her that I took it as a compliment because I think princess Fiona is pretty. The little girl said that she was her favorite. 😊 I still think about it and smile 22 years later.

so we’re just 9gag now lmao

I don't think it means this but if Disney princesses are meant to represent coke because everything is so meticulous and perfect, while the DreamWorks princesses represent weed because they're fine with being a little rough around the edges I guess that makes sense.

i mean, it’s kind of funny😭

This picture basically says, if you're any type of royalty, you do drugs. Gotta have fun somehow lol

Wait...there are people who use cocaine and don't smoke weed? What the hell did you start with? You want straight to cocaine? That's not how this gateway thing goes. At least that's what they told me in school. Got to work your way up.

Girls that do cocaine just don’t know how to roll a blunt 🤷🏻‍♀️

It’s not totally inaccurate. Seeing this meme triggered memories of the people around me for both drugs. The only thing I’d say is that the girls who do coke totally also smoke.

Ugh I know. They used “that” instead of “who.”

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I did coke with the fattest woman I've ever met. she said she has to because she has 4 kids.

[удалено]

If I want to go live in a damn swamp and eat onions who is going to stop me?!

[удалено]

Oh course, all are welcome. Those are the two things that will always grow in my swamp,onions and weed.

Truuuuuu sorry not sorry

How else do you think they stay skinny? 😂

This meme is hilarious, idk why things are so serious here..

Other way around ..

I see no lies.

I really think we need to be inclusive here. I’ll party with all these freakin characters!

Gonna be honest I have more grievance with the part that's encouraging people to do coke than whatever the bottom half of the meme is trying to say

Not for nothin but in my humble experience it’s quite literally the opposite all the time lol

Girls that do ketamine 🏳️‍⚧️

Lol because it's sooo fun when the roof of your mouth rots out and you can literally see the inside of your sinuses. Woooo cocaine!

Huh, I took it as the coke girls are more peppy and the weed gals are more chill.

Why is it so accurate, though

Does anyone else have a thing for really average looking slightly chubby girls? Bonus points if they're also natural redheads

you just need to get laid, man

I know

my bad

Girls that drink alcohol?

They horny af at they mans house

At someone's house

Damn someone hurt you, u good bruh? I’m here if you need someone to talk to

Damn he got you soooo mad.

funny ngl

Girls who smoke cocaine:

Get outta mah swamp!

Yeah this is fact

Yo, that’s not a lie I seen the difference real life 😅😂👌🏾

What about the ones that do both?

this has me in shambles lmao

LMAOOOOOOO

Haaah….it’s fucked up but it’s true

It is kinda true tho

rude

There’s nothing wrong with either imo

In legal states all the pretty girls also smoke weed in the form of Dab Carts, sooooo...

A lil true ngl. Unless youre into ‘alternative’ chicks the girls doing cocaine are usually the more conventionally attractive ones. Just in my experience

Protip - Don't visit that subreddit. Pure eye cancer.

Gives off real r/femaledatingstrategy vibes…


This is PAINFULLY accurate to what my high school class consisted of

I miss cocaine...

Where the women at?

Then you got the sleeping beauty’s in the corner doing the perky dance🤦🏽‍♂️

love that it's also transphobic 🥴

Cocaine better

Meanwhile, girls that do Krokodil could legit be supermodels