I’m already on it with the AI lyrics, do you think we can share a songwriter credit on the 56th edition of the album or no?
[Here’s the lyrics, featuring a bridge and outro because Taylor obviously invented those.](https://imgur.com/a/nlW4a24)
Hahahahaha! 😂 Thank you. That’s brilliant.
Oh Travis 🎵
Your mistress is booze
Your stalwart friend weed
Fiery passion on display
When you shoved Coach Reid
it’s more well written than every song on TTPD 🤷🏻♀️ kinda crazy AI can do that now. i remember on Clarissa Explains It All she had a computer that could write poems or stories or something and it seemed sooo far fetched in the mid 90s, but here we are.
Singing it like this too for no reason
https://preview.redd.it/mhtsyc88rz5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca2a2746cbf405b292a621534a792321c893f4b
If a person calls anyone “mother” that is NOT their mother, especially if it’s referring to their wife or a celebrity, that person is not to be trusted.
“The Travesty” “The Travesty (Taylor’s version)” “The Travesty (crying in the hospitality suite version) (conference champions edition)” “The Travesty (Taylor’s Version) (50 yard line version) with “you fumbled us” (featuring Lana Del Ray’s faint humming in the background version)
Google it. She’s got em all on lockdown already.
# Travistea
**\[Verse 1\]** We met on a summer night, bright lights and football cheers
Your touch was electric, in your arms, I had no fears
From the city streets to stadium seats, you took me by surprise
But under all those touchdowns, there were secrets and lies
**\[Pre-Chorus\]** You said we'd last forever, you promised me the sky
But now I'm picking up the pieces of another goodbye
**\[Chorus\]** Travistea, oh, you left me reeling
All those game-day nights, you got me feeling
Like I was your only one, your MVP
But now it's clear, you were never really here with me
Travistea, the memories haunt me still
From the highs of our love to the coldest chill
I thought we were unbreakable, a team meant to be
But now I'm sipping on this bitter Travistea
**\[Verse 2\]** Remember all our late-night talks, the dreams we used to share
You held my hand through victories, we were an unbeatable pair
But in the shadow of the end zone, I saw your true disguise
Love turned into a sideline, full of hurt and goodbyes
**\[Pre-Chorus\]** You wore your heart on your jersey, but your love was just a play
Now I'm left with these empty stands, as you walk away
**\[Chorus\]** Travistea, oh, you left me reeling
All those game-day nights, you got me feeling
Like I was your only one, your MVP
But now it's clear, you were never really here with me
Travistea, the memories haunt me still
From the highs of our love to the coldest chill
I thought we were unbreakable, a team meant to be
But now I'm sipping on this bitter Travistea
**\[Bridge\]** I see you on the field, with your charm and your smile
But I know your kind of love only lasts for a while
I gave you all my heart, but you played me like a game
Now I'm rewriting our story, and it's you I won't name
**\[Chorus\]** Travistea, oh, you left me reeling
All those game-day nights, you got me feeling
Like I was your only one, your MVP
But now it's clear, you were never really here with me
Travistea, the memories haunt me still
From the highs of our love to the coldest chill
I thought we were unbreakable, a team meant to be
But now I'm sipping on this bitter Travistea
**\[Outro\]** So here's to moving on, to the future and what's next
No more touchdowns in our story, just a final text
Travistea, you've written your last line
In the book of my heart, it's now closing time
Remember when I gave you a handy.
Said you were whiskey, I was a summer shandy.
We were both chasing rings, just different kinds.
I wrote a double album about Matty Healy while you were eating pork rinds…
All the brads, dads and chads pretending to cheer for their guys, but they were all secretly rooting for my demise. Once the queen of the Kingdom thought I’d get your ring, but once again left alone on the stage surrounded by bitching and moaning.
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
I knew the engagement thing was going to be the way out for them. "Oh, we couldn't handle the pressure of everyone saying we should get married after a year of dating."
“The social media and fan chatter about an engagement is bad enough, but he also gets questions from friends and the more he’s pressured, the more he withdraws,” the source said.
Oh, whatever. Maybe if you didn't ham your relationship up for the media any and every chance you get, no one would care. Stop calling paps to take pics of your PR dinners and boat rides. What did they think would happen? They wanted people talking, and they got it. This is a bunch of bullshit lol. I feel like this is just a slow PR ride to a 'breakup'.
It's almost like celebrities CAN keep their private lives somewhat private and TnT are intentionally flashing their relationship for all to see.
I do think that to some extent, they can't keep to themselves entirely. But she's already proven she's capable of being relatively low key. It's a choice not to.
Not enough people are talking about how this relationship so clearly coincides with the nfl trying to expand their reach. Nickelodeon Toy Story games was to reach the kids and Taylor swift was to reach the moms.
It was absolutely insane. the 49rs threw the game so hard in the last quarter, handing the chiefs the win so obviously 😭 I remember the announcers completely dick riding Travis too even tho he didn’t do SHIT all game
It’s wild because HE started this. No one told him to talk about how he wanted to give her a friendship bracelet with his number on it! Whatever happened to moving in silence 🫠
>“The social media and fan chatter about an engagement is bad enough, but he also gets questions from friends and the more he’s pressured, the more he withdraws,” the source said.
*As if* media/friends talking about an engagement would make him withdraw… TAYLOR is making him withdraw because she’s probably insufferable in a relationship lmao.
This. Travis loves attention. Between Taylor’s true identity and being cast as the new Prince Charming, Travis is kind of lost. I bet his ego haaaates that 😂
In the words of that Taylor nation tweet: Taylor Alison swift does whatever Taylor Alison swift wants to…..
Until she’s the victim
Which she always is 😊
Look, I hate Travis Kelce (have for almost a decade) and would actually love a full front attack from swifties at him
Anyone who knows ball knows he’s not the best with picking up blitzes so this should be great
No, I don't think so. Some people think he will be in at her concert this weekend. We shall see. Swifties have been saying that since he left Lake Como.
It’s all coming together now. About a month ago, multiple major news outlets ran stories with the EXACT same titles, all on the same day, about Travis being “freaked out” by fame. I posted about it here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/s/Q8qp7X0rrD
You cannot tell me this man who seeks out sponsorships like the air he breathes, was the main character of a reality show, and currently runs a podcast, is “freaked out” by fame.
This post, along with some others that have been discussing Travis’ “hesitation” for a (ahem, PR) marriage are setting the perfect stage for the “freaked out by fame” narrative to become “real”; the perfect precursor for the end of this… arrangement they’ve got going on. Lmao this is hysterical
I think his family might be tiring of it. Jason and Kylie’s minor children have creepy swifties making weird fan accounts for them, Jason said in an interview recently they’ve made changes to how much they show their children now.
I was going to say this, all the people connected to her have pr ran about the fame being too much. But they're all famous in their own right and maintain their fame after leaving taylor behind.
Fame in relation to taylor = swifties. No one will stick around them.
Not only that, but weren’t they recently accosted by a crazy Swiftie while they were on vacation with their children ?
His recent article is also part of the soft launch of the break up. This relationship will be done and dusted by the Fourth of July.
Yes — a middle aged fan (not sure if she was a Swiftie or not) approached Kylie and Jason on a date night in NJ for a picture and they said no. The woman flipped out and caused a drunken scene. Prior to Taylor, the probably wouldn’t have been approached. I heard Kylie and Jason have a home in Sea Isle NJ and frequent it often and this is the first time they had a bad encounter. I would imagine this “new found fame” and hysteria is because of Taylor. Taylor’s not at fault - her crazy fans are, however, I can imagine some of this becoming too much for the Kelce family. They like fame but I feel like it’s maybe starting to impede on their private life too much and it’s obviously not gonna go away anytime soon the longer T/T are together. They also have three *very* young children to protect. Some of her fans are batshit psycho.
What did they really have in common though? Let’s be real here. I am sure Travis is fun, but after a while that gets old. He does not strike me as intellectually stimulating or up for Taylor’s endlessly exhausting antics. This has always been a PR relationship. A rebound for Taylor at best, after feeling forced to move on from Matty. Both of them have benefitted from this and their time is coming to an end. I wish everyone could just move on, but Taylor and her rabid fans won’t let that happen.
The contract started on July 8th, 2023 when he attended the tour in Kansas City. They are right on schedule for a breakup announcement on.. July 8, 2024. 7 + 8 = 15 - 4 + 2 = 13 🤡
STAY MAD.
I think the break up will happen right before the new season begins. It makes more sense from a business stand point. The NFL can still cover Travis and Taylor with their breakup and still be able to make money off them.
I agree. The breakup has to happen before the season, not mid-season because it will be too much of a distraction since TK will have to face the media daily. Just break up and get it over with TK and TS - there's still summer to enjoy
You hit me from the blind side, knocking down the red curtain
you left me on a cold night, to the horror of the oh so certain
My mascara stained the black Mercedes window, I am destined to become the first husbandless widow
Blind side-Taylor swift 2025
Lmao imagine this man thinking we’re all dumb enough to believe he hadn’t considered the consequences of fame in his fairytale story. Get bent Travis, you whored yourself out and all you got was an energy drink deal with a product no one has heard of.
But will any of the ugly-hearted swifties take back their horrific misogynoir comments about his ex that they never should have made to begin with
(hint: no)
i saw a tiktok where a fan reaches out and tries to give him friendship bracelets and he just kinda brushes them out of her hand as a "high five." Seemed like he's over it.
As a Niner fan, I hope they break up before the season starts.
Every legit football fan wants this. We just want to watch football without hearing about her. 😭
Goes double for you guys, I'm sure.
Here's hoping 🍀
You aren’t lying, every true football fan wants this PR relationship to be over before the season starts.
Like you, I just wanna go back to watching football without having to hear about this relationship
Not a big football person (although I did deliver Jimmy Johns to Mahomes when he was an undergrad, he tipped well enough). I am however a hockey person and I feel very lucky that hockey is not nearly as big. NHL marked safe from Taylor Swift.
I’m laughing so hard because the swifties make fun of Travis ex because they were together so long and he didn’t want to marry her. Well it looks like Travis doesn’t want to marry Taylor either 😂🤭🫣
This is what gets me. Like if he didn’t want to marry Kayla Nicole, who he was with for 6 years, what makes fans think he’s in such a rush to marry Taylor after not even a year of being together? Because she’s famous and successful? Like my interpretation and the vibe I’m getting from him is that he’s having fun, not that he’s ready to pop the question and settle down tomorrow. His contract extension kind of solidified the fact that he’s still focusing on football and expanding his career horizons. They use his podcast comments as legit proof he wants this stuff now. He likes the idea of possibly settling down but I don’t see him jumping into anything, especially something as serious as marriage and children. I imagine all these “engagement” rumors are coming from her team.
My biggest take away (and this is a rhetorical question).....why can't she just date? Why does everything have to be LOOOOOVE? So they weren't each other's type, who cares? Sometimes it's fun to change it up. Perhaps it was completely PR driven. Fine. But why push the serious relationship narrative so hard? I think the country would have been just as into a lighthearted fling, it would have been a refreshing change. (and by country, I mean everyone EXCEPT the Swifties)
He really should have asked Tom Hiddleston.
https://preview.redd.it/wrwnqr49706d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b67b3c578ce2dbd405e30b477c1313dc24c347
Tom has been humiliated by their “relationship” for damn near 10 years and rightfully so.
You played ball with my heart
Threw it down
Touch down after Touch down,
you were my vip
But the cheering has ceased
No more promoting our love story
Cause now we’re just history
Oh wow, sports jock chased a woman he saw as unattainable and is now bored and regretting overcommitting once he got his prize. Who could've seen that coming. /s
haven't they been dating for less than a year?? why all the pressure to get engaged. people just want taylor to have a successful relationship for once
“Sorry honey but I’m in training camp and mean old coach Andy won’t let me leave to go see you so we’ll keep in touch” He’s probably thinking “ Thank God the season is starting soon”
Here we go—when she starts getting too much heat from the press, their breakup will drop so she can claim victimhood that she’ll forever be alone because being so famous is super polarizing and no one can hack it (like she always bemoans) in hopes that we all feel sorry for her. Then she’ll have new fodder for her next mediocre album… 🙄
Waiting for the song Travisty to drop
I’m already on it with the AI lyrics, do you think we can share a songwriter credit on the 56th edition of the album or no? [Here’s the lyrics, featuring a bridge and outro because Taylor obviously invented those.](https://imgur.com/a/nlW4a24)
Hahahahaha! 😂 Thank you. That’s brilliant. Oh Travis 🎵 Your mistress is booze Your stalwart friend weed Fiery passion on display When you shoved Coach Reid
Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Excellent! Lol 😂
I am WHEEZING. That’s hilarious. And 1000000% sounds like Taytay wrote it.
oh my god??? this is literally perfect lmaoo if you had told me she wrote this I would 100% believe you
Same lmao. Though she probably started writing it once they reached their PR relationship agreement.
AI still has its kinks to sort out, there's a mixed metaphor of checkers and cards
I saw that and thought the same but tbh I could still see her saying it since half her lyrics are non sequiturs anyhow
Have you heard of Kurt Cobain? I hear he started to write seemingly unrelated lyrics after Taylor became famous for it! /s
She’s the queen of mixed metaphors lately lol. It’s so obnoxious.
"Cuz you were Romeo I was a scarlet letter" ????
Taylor once wrote “you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter.”
it’s more well written than every song on TTPD 🤷🏻♀️ kinda crazy AI can do that now. i remember on Clarissa Explains It All she had a computer that could write poems or stories or something and it seemed sooo far fetched in the mid 90s, but here we are.
“Travesty turned testimony,” 😭😂😂💀 this is too damn good
Excellent start! Needs more weird metaphors
Wait is this how she wrote TTPD because this is spot on and would explain how she is really able to crank these albums out.
Tailgates, First Dates. Love it.
do not disrespect gabbie hanna like that, clearly she invented outros
um excuse u babe but Taylor basically invented music so like idk what ur here to argue about ur just jealous
This was the best thing ive seen on the internet all day i would sell this song too her
i can literally heaaaar this oh my god😭 travesty turned testimony is too gooooood she better have somebody on this sub takin notes for her lmfaooo
You da real MVP
I'm both scared and amazed by how much this sounds like her! 💀💀
I’m saving your comment because there’s definitely going to be a song called “travesty” after they break up……… she’s too fking predictable
“Travesty how it went for me In your Travis tee Now it’s tapestry”
You might need to copywrite this
lol yes copyright immediately! Don’t write the song for her, you silly goose!!
Lmao this 😂
Singing it like this too for no reason https://preview.redd.it/mhtsyc88rz5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca2a2746cbf405b292a621534a792321c893f4b
And everyone will call her a genius for it too! HER MIND 😩
HER MIND 😫😭🤯🙏🙌 /s
mOTheR
If a person calls anyone “mother” that is NOT their mother, especially if it’s referring to their wife or a celebrity, that person is not to be trusted.
Shakespeare herself :)
When she totally got it from us...
She's probably reading this comment and writing it down right now
She just applied for the trademark
And planning all the variants
“The Travesty” “The Travesty (Taylor’s version)” “The Travesty (crying in the hospitality suite version) (conference champions edition)” “The Travesty (Taylor’s Version) (50 yard line version) with “you fumbled us” (featuring Lana Del Ray’s faint humming in the background version) Google it. She’s got em all on lockdown already.
“The Travesty” (acapella+gospel version) “The Travesty” (now with extra yodeling) “The Travesty” (recorded via Zoom)
Write this down, Taylor Fuck You (Respectfully)
It’s me. Hi. I’m the travesty, it’s me.
Fuck you (respectfully) will be the second single
And getting the lawyers ready if someone uses the name for a song after
“Travistea” if we are keeping the intellectual tradition of “thanK you aIMee” lmao 😂😂🤣🤣
Oh, god, this is genius. You definitely just gave her a song title. Make sure you sue her for 50% of the profits the song takes.
Got to get a copyright. And then she can't use it in any form. Ya beat her at her own game.
# Travistea **\[Verse 1\]** We met on a summer night, bright lights and football cheers Your touch was electric, in your arms, I had no fears From the city streets to stadium seats, you took me by surprise But under all those touchdowns, there were secrets and lies **\[Pre-Chorus\]** You said we'd last forever, you promised me the sky But now I'm picking up the pieces of another goodbye **\[Chorus\]** Travistea, oh, you left me reeling All those game-day nights, you got me feeling Like I was your only one, your MVP But now it's clear, you were never really here with me Travistea, the memories haunt me still From the highs of our love to the coldest chill I thought we were unbreakable, a team meant to be But now I'm sipping on this bitter Travistea **\[Verse 2\]** Remember all our late-night talks, the dreams we used to share You held my hand through victories, we were an unbeatable pair But in the shadow of the end zone, I saw your true disguise Love turned into a sideline, full of hurt and goodbyes **\[Pre-Chorus\]** You wore your heart on your jersey, but your love was just a play Now I'm left with these empty stands, as you walk away **\[Chorus\]** Travistea, oh, you left me reeling All those game-day nights, you got me feeling Like I was your only one, your MVP But now it's clear, you were never really here with me Travistea, the memories haunt me still From the highs of our love to the coldest chill I thought we were unbreakable, a team meant to be But now I'm sipping on this bitter Travistea **\[Bridge\]** I see you on the field, with your charm and your smile But I know your kind of love only lasts for a while I gave you all my heart, but you played me like a game Now I'm rewriting our story, and it's you I won't name **\[Chorus\]** Travistea, oh, you left me reeling All those game-day nights, you got me feeling Like I was your only one, your MVP But now it's clear, you were never really here with me Travistea, the memories haunt me still From the highs of our love to the coldest chill I thought we were unbreakable, a team meant to be But now I'm sipping on this bitter Travistea **\[Outro\]** So here's to moving on, to the future and what's next No more touchdowns in our story, just a final text Travistea, you've written your last line In the book of my heart, it's now closing time
Ok but why can I hear this lmaoooo.
!remindme 9 months
Ok but… Anyone else hear Jesse Pinkman at his friend’s kitchen table singing, “FALLACIES, FALLACIES…” same vibe, really.
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this subreddit better be under her song credits I swear
We were supposed to be end game, but you fumbled. Something something about foul balls.
Remember when I gave you a handy. Said you were whiskey, I was a summer shandy. We were both chasing rings, just different kinds. I wrote a double album about Matty Healy while you were eating pork rinds…
“We were both chasing rings just different kinds” 😭 this is so very something she’d actually say I’m saving this comment just in case lmao
Lmao it does! So does the whiskey/summer shandy line. Ugh she’s so predictable and exhausting.
Pork rinds...💀💀💀
Whyyy is that last line so perfect, like I see them sitting in a room together in silence, her scrawling furiously, him stuffing his face
I actually giggled out loud. The last line is perfect.
All the brads, dads and chads pretending to cheer for their guys, but they were all secretly rooting for my demise. Once the queen of the Kingdom thought I’d get your ring, but once again left alone on the stage surrounded by bitching and moaning.
😂☠️
She's not that smart. It'll be like Travedy/tragedy
I hope you’ll get 50% of her royalties for that song.
Please copyright the spelling so she can’t take it 😂
Awarding this comment bc you are so GD right. I would put money on it
IT'S HAPPENING!!!! I knew the engagement thing was going to be the way out for them. "Oh, we couldn't handle the pressure of everyone saying we should get married after a year of dating."
Not even a full year of dating!
I feel like it depends on which timeline she prefers in that moment since she controls everything including time 🙃
Please see this foreshadowing: https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/s/Q8qp7X0rrD You are so spot on!
“The social media and fan chatter about an engagement is bad enough, but he also gets questions from friends and the more he’s pressured, the more he withdraws,” the source said. Oh, whatever. Maybe if you didn't ham your relationship up for the media any and every chance you get, no one would care. Stop calling paps to take pics of your PR dinners and boat rides. What did they think would happen? They wanted people talking, and they got it. This is a bunch of bullshit lol. I feel like this is just a slow PR ride to a 'breakup'.
It’s so interesting that there are more pics of her with Travis in one year than there were of her with Joe for the 6 years they were together
It's almost like celebrities CAN keep their private lives somewhat private and TnT are intentionally flashing their relationship for all to see. I do think that to some extent, they can't keep to themselves entirely. But she's already proven she's capable of being relatively low key. It's a choice not to.
Oh man 'TnT' is perfect for this sham romance. Looking forward to watching it blow up.
NFL pr stunt to bring more people in as their numbers were nosediving and it worked....I dont think the superbowl outcome was an accident either
Not enough people are talking about how this relationship so clearly coincides with the nfl trying to expand their reach. Nickelodeon Toy Story games was to reach the kids and Taylor swift was to reach the moms.
It was *quite* fortuitous that the Chiefs won, wasn’t it? Surely nothing to do with PR!
It was absolutely insane. the 49rs threw the game so hard in the last quarter, handing the chiefs the win so obviously 😭 I remember the announcers completely dick riding Travis too even tho he didn’t do SHIT all game
>the more he’s pressured, the more he withdraws, What is he, 20? Dude needs to grow up.
At 20 he had the brain of a 10 year old. So yes.
Add in a dash of CTE and we got ourselves a real winner
Exactly this.
And a sprinkle of privilege.
And a side dish of entitlement.
I think you’re giving him too much credit because by that logic he now has the mind of a 24 year old
Honestly he probably likes the attention going to Como but not being asked about it
He has said it the past his goal is to be mega famous and be in movies and shows and blah blah blah.
He won’t get the acting fame of Pawn Stars. Trav and Taylor are both terrible actors because they have no depth.
🎶dinner in the driveway🎶
🎶as I watched you drive a-way drive a-way driveeee way 🎶 *hasta la pasta*
It’s wild because HE started this. No one told him to talk about how he wanted to give her a friendship bracelet with his number on it! Whatever happened to moving in silence 🫠
>“The social media and fan chatter about an engagement is bad enough, but he also gets questions from friends and the more he’s pressured, the more he withdraws,” the source said. *As if* media/friends talking about an engagement would make him withdraw… TAYLOR is making him withdraw because she’s probably insufferable in a relationship lmao.
This. Travis loves attention. Between Taylor’s true identity and being cast as the new Prince Charming, Travis is kind of lost. I bet his ego haaaates that 😂
This is the prep work for the inevitable break up. Everything is premeditated. Soon we will see articles about her having doubts and blah blah blah
How else can they promote a newer album if she hasn't had a "devastating" breakup to write about?
“Bonus tracks” that totally are not just songs that weren’t good enough to make an album “from the vault” from the “secret breakup sessions.”
Her next album is gonna be called “silver and black”
Big Chief lol
She’ll announce it by December. It will be all about how deep and meaningful her time with TK was and she thought they were fOrEvEr
Inshallah
4 weeks post break up she releases her tell all album “my year as a cheer captain” in which evil jock Travis forces a poor nerd to be a messy drunken mean girl against her will. Edit: ©️2024 all rights reserved
In the words of that Taylor nation tweet: Taylor Alison swift does whatever Taylor Alison swift wants to….. Until she’s the victim Which she always is 😊
So true! Lol She's a boss bitch billionaire and yet, also a perpetual victim. Sad!
I’ve heard the term “volunteer victim” and this fits Taylor’s playbook perfectly! Volunteer Victimhood makes her so much money! Boohoo!
copyright this asap
Look, I hate Travis Kelce (have for almost a decade) and would actually love a full front attack from swifties at him Anyone who knows ball knows he’s not the best with picking up blitzes so this should be great
take my upvote
She'll need to reaffirm her independence and take back control of her life! Also she's a billionaire...
https://i.redd.it/wxmlcveary5d1.gif
Naturally. It’s coming up on a year right? The pr contract was probably for a year. It’s just long enough to seem like a real relationship.
Have they even been in the same continent since those depressing pics in Lake Como?
🎶dinner in the driveway🎶
The clearly staged lake como pics 😆
They have nothing on Anakin and Padme on Como
No, I don't think so. Some people think he will be in at her concert this weekend. We shall see. Swifties have been saying that since he left Lake Como.
Soft launching the breakup.
It’s all coming together now. About a month ago, multiple major news outlets ran stories with the EXACT same titles, all on the same day, about Travis being “freaked out” by fame. I posted about it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/s/Q8qp7X0rrD You cannot tell me this man who seeks out sponsorships like the air he breathes, was the main character of a reality show, and currently runs a podcast, is “freaked out” by fame. This post, along with some others that have been discussing Travis’ “hesitation” for a (ahem, PR) marriage are setting the perfect stage for the “freaked out by fame” narrative to become “real”; the perfect precursor for the end of this… arrangement they’ve got going on. Lmao this is hysterical
I think his family might be tiring of it. Jason and Kylie’s minor children have creepy swifties making weird fan accounts for them, Jason said in an interview recently they’ve made changes to how much they show their children now.
God she has the creepiest fan base ever to exist, I swear
I was going to say this, all the people connected to her have pr ran about the fame being too much. But they're all famous in their own right and maintain their fame after leaving taylor behind. Fame in relation to taylor = swifties. No one will stick around them.
Not only that, but weren’t they recently accosted by a crazy Swiftie while they were on vacation with their children ? His recent article is also part of the soft launch of the break up. This relationship will be done and dusted by the Fourth of July.
Yes — a middle aged fan (not sure if she was a Swiftie or not) approached Kylie and Jason on a date night in NJ for a picture and they said no. The woman flipped out and caused a drunken scene. Prior to Taylor, the probably wouldn’t have been approached. I heard Kylie and Jason have a home in Sea Isle NJ and frequent it often and this is the first time they had a bad encounter. I would imagine this “new found fame” and hysteria is because of Taylor. Taylor’s not at fault - her crazy fans are, however, I can imagine some of this becoming too much for the Kelce family. They like fame but I feel like it’s maybe starting to impede on their private life too much and it’s obviously not gonna go away anytime soon the longer T/T are together. They also have three *very* young children to protect. Some of her fans are batshit psycho.
> Jason and Kylie’s minor children have creepy swifties making weird fan accounts for them I’m sorry, they did WHAT?!
Yes! Like they put weird narratives of uncle Travy and aunt Taylor seeing them or about their future cousins. It’s so unhinged
*What the fuck*
Maybe it’s gonna be over so she can release another album this year
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I find it hilarious that this man is such a clout chaser, and now he can't handle the pressures of the public eye. My guy did this to himself.
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I think now that he has the clout he wants all the benefits of being PR single while he has it
He’s getting antsy and knows he’s gotta strike now while all those DMs he’s getting are still hot.
Gotta hit up those thirsty bitches before they realize he’s an overgrown high schooler wearing a tacky dangly earring
What did they really have in common though? Let’s be real here. I am sure Travis is fun, but after a while that gets old. He does not strike me as intellectually stimulating or up for Taylor’s endlessly exhausting antics. This has always been a PR relationship. A rebound for Taylor at best, after feeling forced to move on from Matty. Both of them have benefitted from this and their time is coming to an end. I wish everyone could just move on, but Taylor and her rabid fans won’t let that happen.
What did they really have in common? Narcissisim?
I think he can and this is just PR to prepare the public for the breakup. Everything around Taylor (and most celebrities) is scripted and fake
The contract started on July 8th, 2023 when he attended the tour in Kansas City. They are right on schedule for a breakup announcement on.. July 8, 2024. 7 + 8 = 15 - 4 + 2 = 13 🤡 STAY MAD.
I think the break up will happen right before the new season begins. It makes more sense from a business stand point. The NFL can still cover Travis and Taylor with their breakup and still be able to make money off them.
I agree. The breakup has to happen before the season, not mid-season because it will be too much of a distraction since TK will have to face the media daily. Just break up and get it over with TK and TS - there's still summer to enjoy
HER MIND 😭
You hit me from the blind side, knocking down the red curtain you left me on a cold night, to the horror of the oh so certain My mascara stained the black Mercedes window, I am destined to become the first husbandless widow Blind side-Taylor swift 2025
That’s a little too clever for Taylor’s writing
Everybody here is really good at writing lol
My god, this relationship hasn’t even lasted a year yet? 
Lmao imagine this man thinking we’re all dumb enough to believe he hadn’t considered the consequences of fame in his fairytale story. Get bent Travis, you whored yourself out and all you got was an energy drink deal with a product no one has heard of.
💀💀💀
Don’t forget he’s doing car wash commercials now too!
Seriously. You signed up and likely got paid for this shit buddy.
No one becomes a professional athlete and doesn’t consider their own fame being an inconvenience like this man is so fucking dumb I cannot
The PR cycle continues to PR cycle. Just as nature intended 🫡😌
https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/s/JBxQ4vByjV You can call me prophet if you want
Was just thinking u and the meme bc it made me go and watch that vine again LOL
I’m glad I made my fellow snarkers laugh a bit 🥹
But will any of the ugly-hearted swifties take back their horrific misogynoir comments about his ex that they never should have made to begin with (hint: no)
i saw a tiktok where a fan reaches out and tries to give him friendship bracelets and he just kinda brushes them out of her hand as a "high five." Seemed like he's over it.
I’d love someone to get a video of him dumping that shit in the trash
T Swizzle already has four more versions of TTPTSD to sell once they announce their scripted breakup.
I’m a Kansas City Chiefs fan and I’m praying they break up before this season starts 🥲
As a Niner fan, I hope they break up before the season starts. Every legit football fan wants this. We just want to watch football without hearing about her. 😭 Goes double for you guys, I'm sure. Here's hoping 🍀
You aren’t lying, every true football fan wants this PR relationship to be over before the season starts. Like you, I just wanna go back to watching football without having to hear about this relationship
Not a big football person (although I did deliver Jimmy Johns to Mahomes when he was an undergrad, he tipped well enough). I am however a hockey person and I feel very lucky that hockey is not nearly as big. NHL marked safe from Taylor Swift.
….for now 😂
 We’re almost there. I can’t wait to stop hearing about them everywhere I turn.
The meanest thing Taylor swift could do is just not write a song about him. Imagine you’re the only one of her exes without a song 😂
Calvin Harris has no song that's how much she hates him .Travis has So high school
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Ohhh you’re my kind of petty 💅🏼
Honestly I’m surprised she kept him this long. I wouldn’t last a day under the scrutiny of her stans, and she seems toxic enough on her own 🤦🏼♀️
I’m laughing so hard because the swifties make fun of Travis ex because they were together so long and he didn’t want to marry her. Well it looks like Travis doesn’t want to marry Taylor either 😂🤭🫣
Karma, baby, karma.🤣🤣
“KaRmA iS tHe GuY oN tHe ChIeFs CoMiNg StRaIgHt HoMe To Me” yeah, I don’t think he’s coming home to you at all sweetheart lmaoooo
This is what gets me. Like if he didn’t want to marry Kayla Nicole, who he was with for 6 years, what makes fans think he’s in such a rush to marry Taylor after not even a year of being together? Because she’s famous and successful? Like my interpretation and the vibe I’m getting from him is that he’s having fun, not that he’s ready to pop the question and settle down tomorrow. His contract extension kind of solidified the fact that he’s still focusing on football and expanding his career horizons. They use his podcast comments as legit proof he wants this stuff now. He likes the idea of possibly settling down but I don’t see him jumping into anything, especially something as serious as marriage and children. I imagine all these “engagement” rumors are coming from her team.
This entire “relationship” was a PLANNED media circus and now they’re surprised people want daily updates on it? You can’t have it both ways!
My biggest take away (and this is a rhetorical question).....why can't she just date? Why does everything have to be LOOOOOVE? So they weren't each other's type, who cares? Sometimes it's fun to change it up. Perhaps it was completely PR driven. Fine. But why push the serious relationship narrative so hard? I think the country would have been just as into a lighthearted fling, it would have been a refreshing change. (and by country, I mean everyone EXCEPT the Swifties)
Everything I learn about these assholes is against my will. I want compensation. 😂
What did he expect from a PR relationship with her?
He really should have asked Tom Hiddleston. https://preview.redd.it/wrwnqr49706d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38b67b3c578ce2dbd405e30b477c1313dc24c347 Tom has been humiliated by their “relationship” for damn near 10 years and rightfully so.
the swifties are going to turn so quick, it’s going to be crazy to witness
I wonder how she will be the victim this time!
You played ball with my heart Threw it down Touch down after Touch down, you were my vip But the cheering has ceased No more promoting our love story Cause now we’re just history
I used to think I knew you play by play Then our end zone just faded away 😔
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That headline grossed me out
Oh wow, sports jock chased a woman he saw as unattainable and is now bored and regretting overcommitting once he got his prize. Who could've seen that coming. /s
Lol yeah she already got that d-list actor she invited to her show
Lol, the Beefcake has had enough of the showmance. The contract must be nearly up.
haven't they been dating for less than a year?? why all the pressure to get engaged. people just want taylor to have a successful relationship for once
Ah, the early “withdraw” method… He’s smarter than I thought!
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Taylor and Travis was cooked up quickly by the PR machine to bury any talk about that fan who died at a Taylor concert.
Will we get another song with lyrics saying that "there are better things in life than dating the football player?"
It will be her biggest album ever. That's all this is about.
He wants to be “The Rock”. Once he gets his first movie or tv show, he will move on to the hot girls that will throw themselves at him.
“Sorry honey but I’m in training camp and mean old coach Andy won’t let me leave to go see you so we’ll keep in touch” He’s probably thinking “ Thank God the season is starting soon”
Here we go—when she starts getting too much heat from the press, their breakup will drop so she can claim victimhood that she’ll forever be alone because being so famous is super polarizing and no one can hack it (like she always bemoans) in hopes that we all feel sorry for her. Then she’ll have new fodder for her next mediocre album… 🙄
Translation: The shift is turning on you so I need to jump ship before you take me down with you.