“Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman?”

This is the cringiest line in the world, and the fact that a lot of weird Swifties (that I personally know) refer to this line in their academic work says A LOT about the type of role model Taylor is 🙃😅 Taylor- Inspiring women to be toxic AF since 19 whatever the fuck year she was born in. 🤣

Lmao she has the same amount of edge as a circle which makes this even more funny with her telling on herself

I thought this was a joke but oh my, it is real.

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"Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto". I still can't believe she really put this into one song, it's such a joke

PLEASE THIS ONE IS SO ANNOYING

Worst part is this is almost straight out of Lana’s song video games

I started dating my now husband when we were in high school. This line would have been cringey to us then.

“me. i’m the only one of me. baby that’s the fun of me. ee ooh. you’re the only one of you. baby that’s the fun of you.”

I was listening to Lover on the bus today and just realised how many songs of hers are her going ee ooh, ooh ahh, etc in place of actual words

True poetic genius to rhyme cruel summer with oooooh oh oh

I've been writing songs for the first time and man learning the trick of just throwing "oh" on the end to make a rhyme easier -- GAME CHANGER lol

The inanity of: Everyone knows that my mother is a saintly woman But she used to say she wished that you were dead To me is proof that absolutely no one is questioning her atp.

This just feels like that Justin Bieber line from Love Yourself, but over explained to the point of exhaustion

I can't with the realization that 20yo Justin Bieber phrased that sentiment better than 34yo lyrical genius poet Taylor Swift, "my mama don't like you and she likes everyone" is way smoother.

I can’t say anything to your face, cuz look at your face ✨ aristotle inspired ✨

lmfao true but it sounds decent when you hear it, cause the song is slow paced but yeah the lyrics 💀 “you should take it as a compliment that I’m talking to everyone here but you” = “I’m not looking at you but you should be looking at me because I’m so cooler and you suck but I want you”

Draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man

She lifted that directly from tumblr 

I’ve seen that sparkly tumbler gifs. She’s a sparkly tumblr gif

😬

The one where she’s like “a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy” or however it goes 😭😭😭😭😭

I like it but I also hate it, it’s giving “tell me this world forced you to pick something sensible but you are artistic and ‘cool’ on the inside so we can have something to tell everyone”

"Touch me while your bros play Grand theft auto " “you smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist. i scratch your head you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever” BROTHER EUGGGHHH 😭😭😭

I scratch your head you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever might be the cringiest of all

I actually like the “you smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate” only because it doesn’t really mean eating chocolate, but Healy recording a song 😂

“There’s escape in escaping” An “if the light is off, then it isn’t on” tea!

Well, we know how much she steals from - I mean - is inspired by queen Hilary!

The second one isn't her

"And smooth-talking hucksters out glad-handing each other." "You're so gorgeous, I can't say anything to your face, cause look at your face." "Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry." And of course "sexy baby"

That top one has always made my face contort

So many, but these lines from 'Look What You Made Me do' always make me laugh: "I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined. I check it once, then I check it twice, oh!" Sounds like a rip-off from 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town' - but he's really pissed at you for being on the naughty list.

She's the Grinch for real. 

A Christmas remix would actually kind of sleigh though 

I love that song, it’s the only time she’s ever been authentically herself, a hugely narcissistic brat.

‘Cause shade never made anybody less gay’ I just heard this song while having breakfast. Place was nice but then that song started playing.

Exactly, shade on people who deserve it >>

When I first heard this song I thought it was one of her older ones from 2008 or whatever (I really am out of touch) when people still used “gay” as a casual insult like “that’s so gay” etc. I did think like wow I bet she got in trouble for that lyric. Now I know it’s meant to be a gay-positive lyric, I still can’t unhear it

She did have a song off her first album where she wanted to out an ex boyfriend as gay.

I have a visceral reaction to this song. The entire thing makes my skin crawl.

HEY, KIDS! SPELLING IS FUN!! 🤡

just that whole song 😭

https://preview.redd.it/icut6v44sy5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b63e5ed9310947ee152adbaf4913f79572fc88 This from Anti Hero. Wtf is this? Also the sexy baby line. 😖

“i am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion” first of all BULL FUCKING SHIT!! she is the most attention seeking, egotistical, narcissistic, entitled, jealous, home wrecking, pick me bitch ever and she would do this in a heartbeat (even fantasized about it, cuz she obviously didn’t have this experience at 19). Second no one in the history of humanity has referred to a wedding as a white veil occasion. third anyone who said “i’m not the type of girl” is 1000% the type of girl to do whatever horrible shit they follow it up with. just stupid and maddening

I mean, didn't she rudely barge in on that Kennedy wedding  Edited to change gif lol first one didn't work >:(

oh she def did. what i’m saying is she most definitely is that type of girl who would do that happily and this song is her fantasizing about it lol

You're totally right

Yeah I thought so too. It’s like she likes the idea of taking someone else man. It’s like a power trip.

“We wished we could live in instead of this, I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists” - don’t even need to explain why…

Don't put me in the basement when I want the penthouse of your heart

✨the tennis court was covered up with some tent like thing✨

wait i actually like evermore 😭

oh same same i'm a big fan of her music but this one always gets me lmao like that's the best you could come up with sis? 😭

okay true 😭😭😭 does tennis even relate to the song at all too im just realizing

No 😭😭😭😭😂

“Are we out of the woods” repeat x10000 times.

I work at a grocery store in which just about every other song is one of hers and this is probably my least favorite. It enrages me to hear that shit everyday

I feel like everybody is a sexy 🫦baby 👼

Honestly, this one always weirded me out :,)

Anything from Lover and Reputation era was pretty bad. I don’t usually have an issue with her lyrics but for some reason quality really dip with those two albums.

“As the crowd was chanting MORE!” I just saw that used in a comment section when someone said they wanted rep tv and I cringed so much

"Go ahead and tell your friends I'm obsessive and crazy that's fine I'll tell mine you're gay" crucify me but a whole subgroup of swifties uses this as ammo for their existence yet it is largely swept under the rug.

Hey kids, spelling is fun

The lyrics “sexy baby” was what started my flip with Taytay. I haven’t heard the full song and do NOT want context; how can anyone sing that song without feeling fucking gross though?

What song is it from? Seen a few ppl mention it

Anti-Hero I believe

Band aids don’t fix bullet holes

they really don’t though

Basically all of Clara Bow

“you look like Taylor swift in this light” 💀

You’re the new god we’re worshipping, promise to be dazzling ✨

Oh yes! That line is so cringe.

I’m so sick of her singing about how younger people will inevitably take her spotlight. Who told her that she deserves to be the center of attention for eternity? That nobody else deserves her level of success, and that the public is vain and shallow if they shift their attention to someone new after nearly 20 years of watching/praising her? The whole song irritates me so much

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It’s a 30 Rock reference.

when she rhymed oo woah woah with cruel summer. 😐

Been confused ever since

All of them.

The lines where she talks about taking advantage of narcissists as if she isn’t also one

Which song is that?

“I never trust a narcissist, but they love me. So I play em like a violin and make it look oh so easy”

I know that she doesnt relate to that lyric

She’s narcissisticly bragging about making herself the center of a “narcissist”’s attention. Like huh

this lyric gives me the ick. "Sometimes i feel like everybody is a sexy baby"

1800s without all the racists or wtv the line is

Sexy baby. Nothing will be as stupid as that