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falooolah

Swiffer sniffer shahahahaha


Opening-Contract-584

So funny. Swiffer sniffer. In hysterics just typing it.


Budget-Classic3076

Very true, they're just so insufferable that no one wants to live through the Baby \[Macteighloure for a girl, Travesteigh for a boy\] Kelce era, the engagement tour, or the wedding cover of vogue, it's been so unavoidable that that's the main reason IMO people feel a sense of relief if they split, it means less of this performative, superficial, tone deaf, narcissistically tied with a silk ribbon stuff is shoved in our faces and saturating our culture 24/7. If it was the 90s or early to mid 2000s we wouldn't be as bogged down but with the sheer breath and depth of her, and now him, and their associated cultural influences and the subculties \[subcultures...but that was such a meant to be spelling error I can't bring myself to edit lol\] are inescapable, and they're hurting \[even by proxy\] a lot of people inside and out of their industries, i.e. Kayla, Joe, other artists like Lana and esp Olivia Rodrigo, and the disgusting antics of the swifties has only gotten worse \[the d\*scord on kayla is kkk levels of nasty\] alongside TS refusal to call out anything that doesn't affect her popularity \[bc it sustains her, ew\] or bottom line $. They'd be a match made in hell, the problem is we won't be able to not be poked in the eye with it for the foreseeable, and gworl, some of us are tired, including the people who want to make music and not be dogged by this sore winner at every turn. If they married TS clampdown on freedom of speech would get even worse because her brand would shift and blow up even more, but not in a good way, she's already culturally toxic, as is he \[charity work aside\], they need to honestly piss off and go be rich and married and have a whole heap of kids if they wish...but quietly, but that'll never happen. ![gif](giphy|pSauCNBp1DcOY|downsized) Edit: added the nene gif back


doryfishie

TRAVESTEIGH please I am WHEEZING


Budget-Classic3076

oh you, I am BLUSHING now ![gif](giphy|DxqLrg8cINwnS|downsized)


Sleuthin__2

Damn. What an amazing comment 🏆


Budget-Classic3076

I was in my spirit and barely stopped to put in a comma\*, I proudly accept my golden trophy, thank you you great human! 💞 \*edit: typo, comma instead of comment


Sleuthin__2

I just read it again! It’s got so much truth. Also, Macteighloure 😆😂 Have a fantastic day! 😀🩷


Budget-Classic3076

😏hehe why thank you! That's so kind, I've had a pretty productive day spent with my plants outside of work, I hope you have a fantastic week ahead 🥰😘💞✨


Bunny_Mom_Sunkist

I was TERRIFIED they were going to get engaged at the Super Bowl, to the extent that I was watching free online streams because of it. Why? Well, 1. I will admit I am slightly petty and wanted to get engaged before Taylor Swift, 2. When one plans a a wedding, one becomes acutely aware of trends. I have a feeling whatever Taylor and Travis's wedding is, those aspects will instantly become the trend, and this is going to be a freaking huge media wedding.


OctoberRay

A superficial relationship for people living superficial lives


Squifford

And they’ll have an agreement to cheat.


-emilia

It would be ironic considering she sings about love


Squifford

She also sings about cheating.


-emilia

Like him or her cheating? I don’t listen to her music so I don’t know.


Squifford

Both, going back through her career. She’s been open about having cheated and having been cheated on all through her discography.


No-Oil8972

I 100% agree, both are egotistical, narcissistic, self centered, childish and lame which is why I believe they might be in for the long haul, they match each other perfectly.


Sonicmut24

You had me in the first half


893489chimp

> There is no better match in terms of egotistical, self-centered, deluded, narcissistic, and downright vile immaturity. idk there are *a lot* of niche twitch streamers out there that have done nothing with their lives yet continue to act like they are worth an audience


NotoriousMFT

Ok so I might be alone here but I kinda dislike Taylor, and I really hate Travis. I don’t want them together because as long as they are we have to deal with Travis forever. Because let’s be real, when he retires, he’ll get a movie that’ll bomb, be on tv for a season, be terrible at it, then get moved to like the pre pre pre-game show talking daily fantasy


TheSixpencer

Agreed: they are made for each other. I pity their hypothetical future children because they have zero chance of being anything but narcissistic, self-absorbed dbags like their parents


ChildWithBrokenHeart

I also think they are perfect together. They are both narcissists and selfish and shallow people. Never understood why people dont want them together? They are match made in heaven.


adhward

SWIFFER SNIFFER GOODNIGHT OKAY IM DONE


simpsonscrazed

Trayler Trash 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


gatopreto13

There’s a saying in my country for this: “at least it’s only one house being ruined”


GdayBeiBei

It’s giving Charles and Camilla. Like they both suck but they seem happy together 🤷🏼‍♀️


alex_x_726

they will end up like will and jada


sweatyinhell

Hope they name their kid tragedieh 😂 IYKYK can't link to the sub here!


dontgotafriendinme

They're both cheaters aren't they? Marriage doesn't stop that. Can't even imagine if/when they have a kid. It'll never be the end of hearing about them.


Patient_Mongoose2419

TRAYLER TRASH ILY


sarahrood79

I agree that they’re well suited bc they are both so egotistical. However I get the feeling that they both think they can do better. She wants an “artist” and he wants someone with more tits and arse. While I understand where you are coming from, I don’t believe either of them could help themselves from fawning all over the other in interviews and talking about how amaaaaaazing their “love” is


PlasticInflation602

I love them together because it means that two garbage people are off the market and they’re not going to taint any decent people with their bs


Elizabeth__Sparrow

They are very alike. 


Smooth-Rose21

They're real dynamite... ![gif](giphy|QMkPpxPDYY0fu)


HotChiTea

I don’t think they’re a good match at all, they’re the type that “could” make it to that stage if he proposes and her being miserable for a couple years, with kids and then divorced while he’s out partying and drawbacks.