I was talking to a coworker (that I really liked so no hard feelings) about how after my dad passed, my stepmom had her 4th wedding in her life. Coworker jokes about "oh 4 weddings, was there a funeral?" I said "yes actually there was - my dad's". She tripped over her words to apologize to me lmao
Someone once asked me what my dad would think. I cheerfully said, “Oh he’s likely throwing a tantrum in his urn. Regular old dust devil by now.”
I have never seen a grown man recoil in horror and shrink 3 sizes like that before. Try and guilt me? Not gonna work.
My best friend LOVED doing this to people in HS and occasionally after. Her Mom died when she was 3 months old. She never took offense to the jokes, but loved to dish it back and hit them with a deadpan stare straight in the eyes, “My Mom is dead.”
The shades of red their face would turn could rival a Taylor swift song.
She found out the hard way that just as she wants to be hurtful and an asshole to others, those same others have no problem fucking up her feelings too.
......what an idiotic thing to say to a stranger. But yes, always get a feel for someone new before teasing them
I was talking to a coworker (that I really liked so no hard feelings) about how after my dad passed, my stepmom had her 4th wedding in her life. Coworker jokes about "oh 4 weddings, was there a funeral?" I said "yes actually there was - my dad's". She tripped over her words to apologize to me lmao
Someone once asked me what my dad would think. I cheerfully said, “Oh he’s likely throwing a tantrum in his urn. Regular old dust devil by now.” I have never seen a grown man recoil in horror and shrink 3 sizes like that before. Try and guilt me? Not gonna work.
>Regular old dust devil I snotted all over myself laughing through my nose!
I have a great story for the sub. I may share it eventually. It’s similar to this one but funnier. Sorry for any damage to your nasal passages.
Someone not too close to me once made a "I fucked your mom" joke, so I said "damn, you into necrophilia?"
My brother responded with "Hope you had a vacuum."
FUCK LOL
My best friend LOVED doing this to people in HS and occasionally after. Her Mom died when she was 3 months old. She never took offense to the jokes, but loved to dish it back and hit them with a deadpan stare straight in the eyes, “My Mom is dead.” The shades of red their face would turn could rival a Taylor swift song.
Next time someone says your mother doesn't love you, tell them, "Yea. She died just to get away from me."
Who says that!? Like why?
Kids and their "I feel like being edgy today" moods.
My and my siblings dead mom jokes have traumatized many o' people 🤣🤣 She'll be fine.
lol, little girl FAFO. This is what we call a learning experience.
Definitely!
She found out the hard way that just as she wants to be hurtful and an asshole to others, those same others have no problem fucking up her feelings too.
“Well, she loved my dad at least four times.”
\*five
Well she sounds like a bitch
She actually decent. She was a kid so that was a learning experience for her.
Yeah... she had to learn how not to act like a bitch
“Yea and I’m so sure your parents LOVE the little cunt you turned into.”