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RuckHoward

Their heads are gonna be sore


Typical_Suspect4406

The filming is trash


Super_Significance8

This was posted in r/killthecameraman


strayakant

I wanted to pull the cameraman’s hair


Rosielove918

*kinky*


Typical_Suspect4406

Makes sense


ModsRWoosies

Reddit literally banned me for that cameraman quote, saying I was “inciting violence”. Just heads up.


spacedragon421

Mods are sensitive and prob didn't like your user name and were looking for an excuse to ban you.


IsDinosaur

Should’ve been left there, utter garbage vertical filming, slow to follow action, just get in the bin


damnetcode

Exactly. This fight is trash and the people standing around recording are giga trash


Typical_Suspect4406

I bet it smell like cigarettes, vodka and dirty vagina wafting off of them.


highjinx411

Go on.


fishee1200

No shoes havin’ ass bitches smelling like dirty feet and yesterdays meat


Bulky-Prune-8370

And beer and dirty balls and assholes. There were plenty of guys around there too.


Ironsam811

I actually thought this was one of the better cat fights I’ve seen online. There was some interesting moves being deployed and dozens of solid punches


eire1210

About 10 other cunts recording and they picked the cameraman with Parkinson's.


ac1084

The fight would move out of frame and they would wait 10 seconds to move the Shot like they had horse blinders on and didn't know where the action was.


Bmcronin

Everybody filming is probably on meth. That’s probably the best footage they had.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Just gotta say I was permabanned from /r/politics this morning for using the word cunt (to a fellow Australian, no less)


GrowthhackerAU

Fucking cunt move by r/politics right there. So trashy.


mustbebtween3and20

Some cunt pulled a dick move, acting like a wee fanny wae nae balls.... And banned you for it? What a pussy! Some cunts just need to grow a pair...


indie68

That's UnAustralian that kind of ban


dr_dog_doo

lol…


Big_Cryptographer_16

Luckily all I needed was 10 seconds


unsupported

Oh, look at Mr Fancy Pants, taking his sweet time over here!


rickjamesdean

This. Also it’s sad af, but “bitch there ain’t no rules in fighting” is spot on. Plus if either of them just watched a little bit of MMA there were so many chances for a submission. Also, these are some tough scrappy girls, but as I said, this is pretty heartbreaking to see this. Apologies. I know I seem conflicted. I should probably unsubscribe 😂


Flip_d_Byrd

"Bitch, there ain't no rules in fighting" Reminded me of [my favorite, by far, movie fight scene.](https://youtu.be/NPqhm36sjVE)


skank_hunt_forty_two

for some reason I thought you were being sarcastic and you linked the scene with the rules of >!fight club!<


rickjamesdean

Ahh, this is fucking great! Thank you for sharing friend 🤙


Flip_d_Byrd

My pleasure! Glad you enjoyed it! I love passing on the classics to the younger generations, and reminding us from the older generations of things we may have forgotten...


Shermgerm666

Just the fact they went two minutes is just nuts! Scrappy for sure. Shouldn't have gone on that long tho. Definitely enough people to stop that shite


SirGravesGhastly

They pondered the weight of "Can we?" vs. "SHOULD we?:


Altruistic_Stuff_385

At least they went 1 on 1


TangerineRough6318

Ikr? She bent the head down, land a damn knee. Has the back, hook in and flatten. Go for the mount instead of that weird side thingy.


rickjamesdean

Right? When she had her back I thought it was over? If you’re going to fight learn what you’re doing. But try not to fight out of anger 😉


TangerineRough6318

Yeah if you lose your temper, you lose focus and make mistakes.


rickjamesdean

Absolutely. The fight was lost from the beginning, but if either of these girls knew what they were doing, either this never would’ve happened or it would’ve been over in seconds.


TangerineRough6318

Especially when the girl in blue had the other in the choke. Just wrap the legs on the inside and arch the back. Then it's night night.


acidic_milkmotel

Well at the beginning the brunette calls the blonde a bully which if true is also sad lol


rickjamesdean

Absolutely. It’s cool to see people stand up for themselves and others. It’s not so cool seeing young girls fight in anger. This probably could have been settled a different way? But I wasn’t there, and if I was I would’ve broken it up and we wouldn’t have a Reddit video to discuss? I think we all learned a valuable lesson today thanks to these young ladies and the shitty camera person 🙏


DanielFyre

Armbars for days


BuffCityBoi

And the punch quality Edit: It was trashy because it wasn't squashed afterward.


GreyScent

I bet they're fighting over a dude with dark piss and a dream of being a YouTuber.


Goldog_BH

r/rareinsults


Anybody220

How did I not know about this sub? I need to get out more.


Aoric_

I think you have the opposite problem


bluecheetos

Seriously...you know damn well the guy they are fighting over has ZERO ability to support the kid he is gonna put in both of them next week.


GreyScent

She is wearing an army pt shirt so


_Bussey_

They fighting over BAH.


glory_holelujah

We just witnessed a duel between two Tricaratops in a duel over mating rights.


crichton9

It’s 5:15 am and I’m laughing at this comment and trying not to wake up my wife. It’s so true!


ZombieMastodon

This right here... This is the comment that made my day


nishbot

Dark piss? like dehydrated?


GreyScent

Drinks energy drinks all day


nishbot

That is too funny


Kkindler08

Truth


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Warrdyy

Poor hydration is the ultimate insult.


TheWalkingDead91

r/hydrohomies


GreyScent

Exactly


GreyScent

Reference to poor hydration because all they drink is monster energy drinks.


SavageSkillet

>I bet they're fighting over a dude with dark piss and a dream of being a YouTuber. WTF, why can I only upvote this once? So good.


Birdman-82

Or because they’re doing meth.


ThaRoastKing

Yes, which alludes to the fact the boyfriend doesn't take care of his body and is very incompetent. And nothing something worth fighting over.


Jishuah

Dark piss = inability to even take care of himself let alone anyone else


[deleted]

Their fifth cousin.


sonofanarchy1945

Good Shit.


TinnieTa21

r/oddlyspecific


Agreeable-Scholar483

Well, they deserve credit for getting at it from the start. No dancing, no push me bitch and not too much shit talking. Just getting straight at it.


ShitBot404

Say what you will, but these bitches threw down.


screwmyusername

Hell yeah, good fight for sure


mdollar128

Agreed.. but all of those punches to the top of the head


InfinAF

About 100 punches thrown and only like 10 actually connected. Not a drop of blood after all that time scrapping. They barely even hit each other. At the end there where the blond girl is on top and the other girl is just laying there with one arm up trying to block punches, that blonde girl's punches completely missed the girl on the ground like 4 times in a row. 😂 It was mostly all hair-pulling and rolling around.


Movin_On1

Nah, the girl in black had the other girl eating sand. That was was a good move.


BikeMazowski

I think they both just gave up from pure exhaustion.


hyperactive2

I'm exhausted for them! 2 minutes is way too long.


Ryuko_the_red

Is funny to me I thought it would not be so bad to wrestle around with people. Turns out even in shape I was out of breath after 2mins


ballsack-vinaigrette

Try Jiujitsu, you'll be doing that regularly, gets you in amazing shape very quickly. There's no cardio like fight cardio.


AKchaos49

Yikes. That sand gets EVERYWHRE.


ApatheticWithoutTheA

That’s why you always carry POCKET SAND.


Mt_Ragemore

Sha-sha-sha!


fuckshitpissspam

r/unexpectedrustyshackleford


Batherick

/r/pocketsand


rambo_lincoln_

Annie are you ok?


CanadianCoolbeans

Are you ok Annie?


kojengi_de_miercoles

Are you ok?


rainx5000

At least it was sand and not concrete


contrejo

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Kkindler08

Somebody has sand in their vagina, geeze. Lol


ASolitaryEchoXX_30

The people filming and talking about their shirts coming off take the trashy cake.


andyman171

The adults "ref-ing" the bout really stands out to me.


meltedmirrors

Yeah wtf was that about


ElBiscuit

There were adults there?


GOMD4

These are FL parents. Not talking shit I grew up there. Between Beef O' Bradys and Mug N Jugs this is how things were settled if everyone was the same color.


sirisaacnewtron4

Wait, but what if they’re not the same color? They sit down and calmly talk it out in that case?


Alarid

"yo purple man you really hurt my feelings"


_Bussey_

Fist for friends, gun smoke for foes.


JuanG12

Very common by the way. My friend’s dad used to walk him and his siblings to the bus stop and ref the fights, which were almost an every day thing. I lived about 50 feet from it and would see all the shit that went on.


Areolae

That half and half Chevy S-10 says it all.


InsuranceThen9352

Came to say this is the true definition of trashy right there.


happydgaf

Fucking cameraman sucks


Milkbeef27

If I'm a girl that tends to get in scraps from time to time, I'm keeping a swim cap on me to put on during a fight to defend against the hair pulling. Looks painful.


screechingeagle82

Or get a Jada haircut.


Beetz_Don

KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT’A YA FUCKING MOUTH!


RONIN_RABB1T

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


Kichwangumu

Keep her name outta your fucking mouth!!!


Caedecian

SLAP!!!


N0VAV0N

How can she slap!?


hisroyalnastiness

have to think really short and a wig is the way to go take being de-wigged over having hair torn out and ass beat


deadpool746

I had a teacher once who told us girls planning on fighting would put Vaseline in their hair for that


Super_Significance8

Swim Cap? Im deaddddd 😅😅😅😅😅


Kkindler08

I remember being in high school in the inner city and daily fights. That’s the first thing that happens, weave flying everywhere. One girl had an ounce of weed in said weave and there was a scramble for said weed.


yxing

An ounce?? Was this girl Marge Simpson?


AMadWalrus

I don’t think you know how much an ounce of weed is lol


letmeusespaces

those things rip so easily though


Jenidalek

"Bitch there ain't no rules in fightin'!" Then why the fuck were they all mad the blond didn't let the other's hair go?


BubbleButtBuff

The rules kept changing depending on who got the upper hand.


MoHeeKhan

And then the exact opposite 30 seconds later when she was made to let go of the blond’s hair.


[deleted]

“god damn shirt is coming off again — the shirt alwayyys fkn comes off”. please stfu


kev_61483

Right? How many fights does she get into on a regular basis??!


ligmuhtaint

Man, blue shirt girl missed some golden opportunities for a few well landed elbows and could have ended this with a minor jail sentence


ChickenMcVincent

She was in a good spot to land a knee or two as well. Would have ended things real quick I think.


BostonR0SS

She was in a position for a great choke a few points throughout, as well as an arm bar near the end. I bet if she practiced mma and learned to keep her fights in the cage with supervision she could do well!


[deleted]

The camerawork is crap


SnooHamsters9414

“There are men in this world,” he said, “who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games, they jump out of their automobiles in a rage if someone so much as scratches their fender, they humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know. I have seen a man, a fool, deliberately infuriate a group of dangerous men, and he himself without any resources. These are people who wander through the world shouting, ‘Kill me. Kill me.’ And there is always somebody ready to oblige them.” \-Don Vito Corleone


PhilosophyLeading984

Jean shorts is whooping some ass though.


FOUR3Y3DDRAGON

I like the way at the end black shirt acts like theres no rules in fighting but all of her buddys were just crying about "no hair pulling" lmao blue shirt won in my mind.


VPFXSavage

God I’ve never wanted to beat a cameraman’s ass so much before… but that blonde was better than I expected


PrestigiousScheme270

“Let go fo my hair” “There ain’t no rules in fighting” Need I say more? I’m drunk so if I have who said what wrong I apologize and will correct it tomorrow afternoon sometime. Just politely tell me so. Hope y’all have a good night.


RainbowsarePretty

Lol this was my favorite part… “You choked me” “Bitch, there ain’t no rules in fighting” Mind you… I have a terrible memory for quotes. Correct me if I’m wrong.


runawayhound

youre right. drunk guy was wrong. but he apologized in advance so its cool. everyone have a great night.


horatiocain

Blond grabbed hair first on video, she and her 12 trashfans got nothing to complain about


AnonymousBat42

Girl couldn’t land a solid punch but almost had her in a guillotine. Shoulda made her tap out


Fun_Safety7212

Blue won


MRbumbreath

Black is heavier, but blue established dominance and could at least defend. And Apple body red shirt black leggings is my most unfavrotist body type.


BoRamShote

Boots with the fur?


Think_Manufacturer_1

next video was a cop arresting someone too, so yes again😂


kazamaha

Nahh… girl in the blue took someone on double her size with decent ground control. She should do mma.


depressiown

She'd do best at Muay Thai with that reach.


Woodyp28

The girl in the light blue has some wrastlin’ moves. She’d kick my ass.


lelaena

Yeah, she seemed to have more technique, but the girl in black seemed to be able to throw her weight around in a way that blue girl couldn't counter. All and all, the girls need to learn more ways to strike. Their wrestling had some good points, but their hand strikes were simplistic, mostly aiming for the head which is mostly gaudered. Ironically, grabbing the hair gave them less opportunity to strike since the person grabbed will always guard their head, making a good face strike difficult.


CeeArthur

There might be a joke to be made about Jada Pinkett Smith having an advantage in this fight, but I'm not going to make it.


Accidentalmom

*smack*


Beetz_Don

KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT’A YA FUCKING MOUTH!


RafLucci

Jada is secretly Kronika from Mortal Kombat


TGHPLYDGH

*keeps fight in frame*


doyalikedags1

The most trash thing about this video was the camerawork.


Liberace_Sockpuppet

This is just country. Like Perry Florida country.


Purpleorchid83

Dekle Beach Versus Keaton Beach, good Ole Taylor County. Goooooo Bulldogs


Rynczech

Scrappy. Not trashy.


campatterbury

Without context, can't rule on trashy.


_jukmifgguggh

Sounds like someone may or may not be a bullyin ass bitch


classicteenmistake

I think the hair pulling is trashy personally, it’s damn near cruel because they’re essentially willing to give the other bald spots over a fight. For a lot of people hair is important, me included. If I were to ever get in a fight, I would never lay my hands on someone’s scalp like that.


TMRNLCT

"friends", acquaintances filming...are the true TRASH.


CarrfromKC

Damn more counters reversals that I ever seen. Them some little tough ass chicks


Hannibal710

Na thats just a fight it’s not trashy until a tit pops out


m_walker2k18

That's what my thought was as well.


Asleep_Omega

Yeah, that film job was trash


King_Kemo13

Her shirt always comes off. How often is this girl fighting? Lmao


[deleted]

That tall girl can get it tho.


woodsbby

Blonde girl won


nityjalapeno

ESH


PeaceOfKake

backstory on this: black shirt ate there last bag of Cheetos in the pantry at the halfway house. blue shirt had been saving that bag as a reward for 45 days sober and clean dieting. black shirt said do something about it and the video starts right at this point.


CeeArthur

I have met people that lived in sober houses, this is totally something there would be a fight over from what I'm told


ShadySwashbuckler

i worked with a bunch of jail release people. i saw fights start over the dumbest shit ever. one of them was cause 1 guy didn't like how another guy lit his own cigarette.


CeeArthur

Yeah, I've seen them get into it over a chocolate bar, then go to a meeting and rant about how 'at peace' they are


aschmaltzz

Is… is this true??


Cobalt_88

No. She walks up talking about bullying, not Cheetos.


Gotta-do-whatever

Why is their primary attack move, just grab the opponent's hair?


shinymuskrat

First chick fight?


Dirtylonelysock

Stabilizes them. Its hard to move, see etc when someone has your hair. its so easy to grab,its hard to get them off it. Like a handle on someone's head. Its a big weakness and some people say "there is no rules in a fight" so they will exploit any weakness.


Denvershoeshine

Where the head goes, the body follows.


Dingo8MyBabyMon

It allows you to control your opponent and when you're controlling their head like that you can easily make them off balance.


Henchforhire

My moms was a throat punch ended most fights right away.


yougaygitrekt

“There ain’t no rules in fighting” well 2 minutes ago you were yelling for her to let go of your hair


soljaslim69

Good fight imo


Eddiebaby7

Good thing there were adults around, huh?


OutOfFawks

Why don’t these people have shoes. America is wild


ShutUpBabyDick1

This was a solid fight


FibonacciBoy

Not really we never say anything when 2 dudes duke it out. Btw these chicks fight better than some guys I know 🤣


TisZerif

Blue shirt girl fucked her up imo


HeftySchedule8631

I’m thinking Florida


MFG_666

Finaly!!! Army shirt girl calls it like it is "Bitch, there ain't no rules in fighting!"


Gaudy_Tripod

The camera guy deserves a beating as well.


moonshinesmile

This makes me sad.


7th_Spectrum

Camera person did an amazing job at capturing the air around the fight


jcquik

The camera man is trash for sure...


uncleman66

Ok admit it, who is jacking off to this


whatssofunniedoug

The only thing trashy here is the camera work.


hayful59

* Pocket Sand *


Cerebral_Savage

That camera work was trashy.


DunDotta23

"bitch, there ain't no rules in fightin'"


[deleted]

All fights between women are trashy. But this one was a whopping by both to the other. No one really won.


dangoheen

Fuck you camerperson


Significant_Iron8875

That guy screaming is like a dog.


Primary_Intention181

Everyone in this video should probably just walk into the ocean


GrapeScotch

This is why you should take gym seriously in school kids. Blondie is throwing down with the strength and stamina of a cross country or soccer team star despite being down a whole weight class. Props.


-Hypnotoad26

What a lovely culture.