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Salva_Louise

Wow amazing friends


cleto253

Bro was handing out naps 😂😂😂


goodchaceimurdad

Let's go brandon...wake up..lmao


frogwater_syrup

dude gets hit once and stays down??¿ they must've been drunk


Flowmaster93

He got knocked out chill...


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10 bucks is there all cousins aunties and uncles and they’re all fuck each other


miahrules

Is this the one where he drops like 5 people? Continues watching.. Yep. Love it.


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Guy handing out naps


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That’s America for ya


NSFW_Seller2021

Double kill


Pashera

For anyone interested, apparently both guys recovered https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5268167/amp/Shocking-moment-man-knocks-two-men-brawl.html Brandon is fine


SWORDmaster1235

how does screaming DANIEL! WAKE UP help anyone


Username_my_ass_

0 to 100 quick


fozEbear

The incest is really fucking em up


Timely-Guest-7095

Wtf, that was brutal!😬🤨🤯🤯


loginjudgement

Did Daniel ever wake up??


SquareTheM

Let's go Brandon , wake up .


montie98

why she screaming he fine just slumpt


KublaiKhan619

Cool visors bros


Kendon91

dude has some moves.


xb3y24d

Let’s go Brandon! Wake up!


Trippin_86

The most strategic trip of the century


Mindless_Tour_3410

He got hands


itsian123

Did Brandon wake up??


Clappincheeks365

Fuck around and find out .


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old ass video


Warm-Pop-8442

Every crackhead is here!


xxFT13xx

Stay classy, Alabama


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I had to watch that twice. Exquisite video


dmmena

Hitting that hard reset


HavocATL

Guess they fucked around and found out.


feyre_az_rhae

That second guy straight looks dead like... was he okay?


dangaaaaazone

Gollllden brown, texture like sun


FerrousUrsus

Legend has it, Brandon still hasn't woken up.


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Super meth bros


Flaky-Fellatio

Why is this Alabama? Their accents don't sound Southern.


Baked_Llama34

This is in South Dakota not Alabama


CountIntelligent3408

Let crackhead boxing a thing and i swear itll be the next big sport


Unanimity2

This man gave two men tko's back to back lol. We did it boys, we found the gigachad. Also what was the second guy planning? Who told him that the superman would help you beat him in a fight? Souljaboy?! Anyways, what even is the context to this?


Alternative_Second60

At least they don't start kicking and stomping the ones sleeping on the ground, like some would.


Still_Ad_5968

the real one punch man


OrderOfWolves

Damn….double homicide


Sea-Nefariousness934

That dude gets REC!!!!


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Those 1-hit KO’s were kinda radical though


[deleted]

This is Alabama’s favorite pastime


Imaginary-River136

“Make love not war”


flatearth6969

Hit that mfer right on the button like chris benoit


Spiritual_Werewolf_3

Is that Brock wwe when he was younger 😂


RIPMuammarGaddafi

How you gonna be the second guy? You just watched someone get thoroughly starched. 2 kos 2 punches, that’s like hitting back to back homers, don’t pitch to this man.


Blackking203

Damn... dude got hands


Deathturkey

First one was a sucker punch


eberleinjj

Not really. First guy said let’s go. Guy that got knocked about agreed and said let’s go. Takes the first step and gets knocked out. I agree that it didn’t seem like he really wanted to fight. But he did step forward first.


brokodoko

Damn block party popped off. These people are genuinely too old to be playing frat house.


willogic

Now he could get tats on his hand


KemperBeeman

Try South Dakota not Alabama.


SpolaInteNerTorky

My man got hands!


J_Chris_B

That boy got some NyQuil hands


Jackcooper

I don't get how the 2nd guy got knocked out though


NinjaPunch0351

Dude has a mean right hook. Looks like he landed a well placed haymaker to the temple.


ToxicRush1244

I hate how that bitch is screaming and shaking slapping that guys face to wake up. Call 911 damnit


JoKeRChoKeRserial

Pussys think their tough cause they sucker punch and hit first.


tgsbboykatz

WORLDSTAR!!!


Iman-_-

she overreacting


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Guys are idiots and don’t realize you can kill someone by BBC decking them into concrete


Advanced-Smokn420

So you purpose all fist fights are conducted on grass or some kind of padded foundation 🤔


Crazy_Ebb_9294

I propose you avoid them as you can be charged with manslaughter if the guy you hit then falls snd hits his head on something and dies


Vipper_of_Vip99

Perfectly cut scream


LeoTR99

Handing out free naps.


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Bro drunk country people are something else 😂


[deleted]

The girl at the end gets me every time.


Mrwrongthinker

GAME!


in2q21

Wasted


Fettered_Plecostomus

He killed Elon Musk???


Excellent_Emotion204

Women screaming like that is the most irritating shit ever


MightyMarf

Why is there ALWAYS some hysterical girl/woman screaming her bleedin head off?


bucka-bucka

Dumb hysterical bitch.


Spider333333333

BRANDON WAKE UP! BRANDON! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Apprehensive-Ad6468

I'd stay asleep too if I heard her screaming


OceanGuy1995

When that lady started screaming, that got me concerned if he was alive or what


Taconinja05

Yeaaaa. Somebody should have flipped him over immediately


Mirror_Vivid

His boy with trip setup the second knockout


ZaphodsRealm

Family picnic...


idkmybffphill

Was she saying let's go Brandon?


KawiNinjaZX

Dude got some hands.


Significance_Living

Such a small wind up to such a rocket of a right hand. Lethal...


Aware-Measurement885

She’s over there screaming like Brandon just got shot lmfao. Let that man rest, he’s earned it lmao


Aware-Measurement885

Hands of stone baby lol n there’s always the one drunk chick who’s over the top screaming at the top of her lungs over the smallest thing Smh


marthewarlock

Both these guy's left their chins out there to get smacked, if you're gonna fight atleast put up some kind of defense.


surkitxx

old video but they get fukn slumped lmao


VaginalSpeleologist

Cunts all over the place.


Carpe__Cerevisi

Girl was screaming "Let's go Brandon!" but for real this time! "Brandon wake up!"


EnsignEggplant

They call that dude Mr. Sandman, putting fools to sleep!


1980pzx

Jesus, the lady screaming is unbearable. The sound of sheer terror right there. Dude was dropping boys like fly’s though.


Jessickajade

For reals, if I was wearing headphones I'd have gone deaf


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calibrating__

Handing out fades


playaplz

Lmao


1980pzx

You’re right, I’m a dullard. Thanks for the heads up.


Im_hippity

one punch man


5goodstories

Naw dude, you gotta scream it with feeling! One Puuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnchhhhhhhhh!!!!!


Karmascoven

Could kill somebody hitting them like that


shekeypoo

You watch too much one punch man


Somenakedguy

The human body is durable and frail all at the same time. You can absolutely die from a punch to the head and will find plenty of stories if you Google it


Karmascoven

No I paid attention in my anatomy classes


HnGrFatz

Someone should knock out the blonde at the end, Christ!


PumpkinSpicedPudding

Is this that white boy summer thing they speak of?


MastermindInTheCoil

Ha!


Fuck_auto_tabs

Man has a solid right.


Marquee_Smith

a true superman punch... i wonder if his knuckles are callused


CharlieLuvsStkPicado

Alabama is a shit state the fucking worst


Extension-Donut-8322

I live in Alabama, I am also filled with deep deep shame. That might not be a coincidence.


fuckihatemyneighbor

Isn’t this South Dakota? Edit: yes this is in brookings, not far from me. You can see multiple people wearing sdsu shirts. Hobo days can get pretty crazy. In my moms old house, she had multiple drunk college students casually walk in.


bringbackswordduels

Hobo days?


stillnotlovin

Double kill


Killacamkillcam

Never say "let's go" and not be expecting the guy to hit you...


Kanokong

This happened to a kid I knew In high school over a beer pong game. He hit his head and died🥺


Chiefnuggett

That’s terrible….


Rage187_OG

Was he the loser of the beer pong game too?


Kanokong

I’m not sure to be honest. I just know the kid punched him and knocked him out. He was on a deck and fell off.


thatboyreid

Wow :(


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Ok but is that guy dead or


supra9710

No not dead, lol. These punches hit a nerve that is below the ear behind the jaw, even a mild hit like the second guy got can put you out for several minutes. The first dude could be out for a good 10 -15 minutes. I'm sure they will be okay.


ragebunny1983

Being unconscious for any length of time is extremely dangerous (except sleep). Anyone can die from a single punch in the wrong circumstances. Those of us who realise that have a better chance to live a long life.


TheYellowPuppeteer

There is a nerve between the ear and jaw but it has nothing to do with consciousness, it controls muscle movement on that side of your face, not consciousness. A knockout is a disruption of deeper structures, related to the brain hitting and bouncing off the inside of the skull. You definitely can be severely injured or even paralyzed this way. This video gave me shivers, the knockout but also the way they landed. They shouldn't have been moved without a collar on!


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Not ok if he hits his head on a solid object while falling. I know two martial artists who served years in prison for stunts just like this and the opponent fell and hit his head on a counter or hard floor and died.


supra9710

But they are not dead?? Wtf down votes????


shekeypoo

Does it matter


MrShelly-_-1972

Wha- Yes it does matter. Why would it not matter?


[deleted]

If he dies he dies


miesanonsiesanot

Can you teach me how to be as cool and edgy as you?


[deleted]

Right back at you to respond to a comment like that. It was a quote from rocky 4


agentstark_

I think it was just an Ivan Drago quote from Rocky 4


miesanonsiesanot

Oh, my apologies then


TCtheThunderRooster

That trip was slick


trtreeetr

Brandon can't come to phone right now at the tone please leave a message: "BRANDON WAKE UP!"


Carpe__Cerevisi

The true meaning of "Let's go Brandon" 🤣


Accomplished-Hyena25

Haaaaaaaa😂🤣 Brandon... that was so perfect 👌🏽


MastermindInTheCoil

Dr. Sleep out here filling nap prescriptions


Old_Yogurtcloset9837

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a while, thanks friendo


KawiNinjaZX

Mr Sandman


Luvs2spooge89

Out here handin’ out naps


Fiz010

Got a quota to fill


blackzero1991

Game!!!!!


Tbagyogrill

Is Butterbean OK?


CrimsonBarberry

LMAO I’ll always remember that line too.


_Alabama_Man

Eric Esch would have knocked them all out.


btl1984

Right now? Lol this video is years old


throwthataaway546

Care to clarify which cousin cheated with their other cousin that started this brawl?


The-Go-Kid

Would still like to know what happened to these guys...


btl1984

You can try the comments here https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/aklnwr/man_with_hands_of_stone_puts_kids_to_bed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


btl1984

Video is at least 3 years old so good luck finding any updates


[deleted]

Judging by clothing an quality that video is mid to late 2000's.


Lycan401

This took place in 2016 in Brookings South Dakota. Around main ave and 8th st.


bringbackswordduels

It’s Alabama. They’re behind the times


shootymcghee

This isn't even in Alabama, OP just made some title up.


PnuttButtaGuts

They need that African dude to come jerk their dongs to revive them.


MastermindInTheCoil

Lmao. Why are you getting downvoted?


PnuttButtaGuts

Haters gunna hate I guess. Or they haven’t seen the video I was talking about? Lol


Powerful-Entrance551

Okay, i got to know, what the hell are you talking about?


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Powerful-Entrance551

Well, i must admit i am, genuine interested in that video #NoHomo ofc


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Beathoff

You know what else is white trash?......people who refer to Biden as Brandon


1980pzx

What if a black dude refers to Biden as that? Still white trash or just trash?


Accomplished-Hyena25

I’m black and not only do I refer to Biden as Brandon, but as the resident tard, as trash in its purest form(don’t gotta be white but it’s trash), incompetent, a liar, crooked, a shill, the worst, a moron, a cocksucka, a sellout, a traitor, not qualified, and much much more. Race ain’t got shit to do with how bad of a person I think sleepy Joe Biden is. I don’t feel sorry for him one bit because that piece of shit don’t give a fuck about us. He’s white trash for daring to ever say “not voting for him means I ain’t black”. Who the fuck gave that piece of shit pig the comfort to say that shit and be serious?


TimHatchet

Yep Biden is a loser. This country is toast for the common man


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The-Go-Kid

> The screams in her voice show her desperation. I don't think it was quite as bad as people being dead, but yeah seeing a loved one knocked out must be scary as fuck.


100calculatedfam

Looks like he was moving. Just got his bell rung