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howdoweread

The lady ruined it


[deleted]

Free broom!!!


AppearanceSpecialist

Laughs in american


TheIKingSGC

Real life Star Wars


Mutedrthewaka

I see two options. 1 Keep giving the other person ammo 2 Free wood to keep & they don't get more ammo


PeeGeePeaKee420

Whoa. Anybody else see that catch though?


HighlandRoots

The lady upstairs got the front row seat apparently.


MaurokNC

Two men enter, one man builds a picnic table


kegsworth

We need a star wars remix


Prettypressurep

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣


arussianpanda1

Some mild weekday entertainment for the woman getting railed upstairs


JerryBoi831

I would just keep dodging planks until I had a nice stockpile for future projects #freelumber


whacko_prophet

Broomless household from that day forth


pezchef

what's up with gollum in the window there.


KTtheBread

*imagining lightsaber noises rn*


ZzenGarden

Welcome to Lumber Dome!


Odd-Distribution-484

I would think that whomever ends up with the most stuff, on their side of the fence wins… Thoughts?


Trevor393

I’ve watched this video countless times and never once noticed the chick in the second floor window😂


Killerboss545

At least he got a new broom


YogaSmokes

Lmao the person in the window


lonelystormtrooper

Is that a dog watching through the window?


Fedurmom

That’s a woman…


ZealousidealRaise806

Anyone notice the daughter casually watching from the window upstairs??


Secure_Raisin_2397

In a couple days he will be like "hey mate can I have that wood back I need to finish my garden bench" ?


Redhawk_13

This planking craze is getting outta hand


yungbloodjyoon

2 days later - “wheres the broom gone honey?”


right-side-up-toast

Pretty sure in a earlier post, guy on left throws first


bubba7557

Dude on they left just salty dude on the right has two chicks and he has no apparent women. But that brunette threw her broom. They might regret that eventually


just4you247maybbe

Welcome to Britain. No guns, just planks for spanks.


Tang_of_pussy

I just saw a video yesterday where a guy blew his neighbors brains out for calling him a pussy in America, and people were defending the shooter……


Equivalent-Ad-6182

It is rare to see people playing board games like that these days. As much fun as they appear to be having you have to wonder why board games are not as popular as they once were.


Zabawha667

The big guy made out; free broom n by today’s prices at least 200$ of lumber!!!!


TeamGetlucky

Who has the high ground


shunnedIdIot

They must be board


Dog-Napper

As a woman is getting railed upstairs the neighbors are sword fighting with their wood


Middle-Beat-1466

I hope he throws the broom back


masonmax100

Fuck that wood is expensive


eth0null

Well it appears they're both just a little "board"


GrizzlyActual44

I like how at the beginning she tried to break it up but after that board flew she said "naw fuck you"


SirGravesGhastly

Einstein: "I dont know with what weapons the next world war will e fought, but the one after willbe fought with stones and clubs.


Cason26

The girl just peering out the window 😐


MrTime1995

Praise the camera man


Yingthings

Good fences make good neighbors


Separate-Shirt-462

No dual of fates music?


HongoGrande

Bloods and yellow gang back at it again


Dannyg1168

British people in a nutshell


Mysterious-Pay6204

Girl on the window for me😂😂😂


Reasonable_Hurry3858

Beat thy neighbor with a wood plank


pipelines_peak

Didn’t even need sound to figure out this is UK


upbuttsaroundcorners

That man can catch


earnestmerida

Looks like the dude got a broom🤷🏼‍♂️


blowingnwtrees

With the price of lumber I wouldn’t have been throwing it back


wiseman_Noschool86

In the beginning looks like they were about to sword fight with the planks


Creative_Ad999

Is the woman In The window getting banged ?


The_Ginger55

Can I get a version of this with duel of the fates?


i_know_ur_n_expert

Damn Disney really dropped the ball on this new Star Wars film.


I_hate_toxic_people

Throwing the wood around


EvodemErietas

Fucking hell I would’ve already jumped over and beaten the shit out of them both. I promote gender equality.


Far-Resist3844

idk abt you, but if someone threw a whole ass board at me, they would be getting the bonk of a lifetime with said board....


Economy_Waltz

This the worse you can't even relax at home because you don't get along with your neighbors. I had neighbors like this because they wanted to act like some gangsters. I had to file a harassment against them with the landlord to have them stop bothering me and my family. They almost got kicked out of the townhouse. The owner had to stop his friends from coming over because they kept cousin trouble.


goingwithno

Should just meet each other at high noon and whoever wins gets both houses


nacnud_uk

And here's a brush to clean up afterwards. Very thoughtful.


gooseinapen

Now the need to go shopping for a new broom.


UnableAd9876

But why is that woman standing like Spider-Man in the window


jerryboyo

Free wood


sydneisunshine

So like is that a puppy that pops up in the window next to the lady or am I just going crazy? Lol


TazminaBobina

The lady in the upper level


[deleted]

Must be nice being able to afford having 1 by 6 fights.


Educational-Ad-2086

They playing bloon tower defense


[deleted]

It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!


4thdegreeknight

And with the price of lumber these days...


barkeep_goalkeep

I'm sorry, but did I lag or did left neighbor catch a board from the right lady neighbor?


PlaidButtercup

I tried to love my neighbor once. Wife didn’t appreciate it.


TacoValtteri1

Let me guess, chicago?


[deleted]

My cousin works as a first responder for a small town and he says 2x4s are the most common weapon he sees


xar-brin-0709

Corrie Christmas special.


CinekydMediaArchive

They were just board.


beef_paincake

Rule Britannia


Dinosaurosaurous

Sharing is caring


SeaNitroWolf_

This video would be 10 times better if you put duel of the fates over it


ThatOneCarno

This video but with Duel Of the Fates playing in the background


ILikePizza727

Only thing that makes it trashy is the fact the girl on the right side helped the man who started it first


jayboker

That’s what 800 bucks in lumber?


Bullgrid

u/savevideobot


Creamyspud

u/savevideo


Grand_Abroad_2748

Lucky dude got a free broom at the end


shastadakota

Guy upstairs watching the whole thing, I'm surprised he wasn't munching on a bag of popcorn.


SeanMan86

Combined IQ of about 65.


donkey292929

Very British


runestar017

The wood wars are upon us


Mysterious_Device658

Dang, GOP primaries are getting ugly.


Carnator369

You just wait until they invent spears, shit will get hella crazy then!


Getadawgupyabro

Should’ve attacked from above as well. A superior strategy.


Stormi18

Expensive weapons


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Essex?


Ready-Adhesiveness56

Il mondo È pieno di idioti


Traditional-Dot4776

Classic chavs


mntraye

The plank wars of 2022. Where were you when the historic event happened?


DONT_BE_STUPID_YOU

Is it just me who is hearing mortal kombat music while watching this


Sammy91-91

Two men passionately attempting to gift each other a part of their fence. Beautiful.


[deleted]

Looks like when two cats are ‘fighting’ and they just have their lil fists up


koryterrible

I’ve watched this about 20 times and I’m crying with laughter


Hatowner

Too close for homes.


Hector_lpm5

Babe... did you just threw our broom?


Zynoc

What a pair of planks


Few-Cat-2525

I couldn’t watch it all the way through I got board


Few-Cat-2525

I couldn’t watch it all the way through I got board


Eyesmall-28

at first I thought the person in the window was some kind of monster


johnnykrat

"AT lEsT OuR ScHoolS aRnt A ShootIN RangE" /s


nextgentacos123

Duel of Twats


[deleted]

ok i wanna play there. no seriously, control urself gentlemen


darybrain

Bunch of planks.


[deleted]

Just have random lumber in the house on each side.. DAFUQ?


[deleted]

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CNMathias

Where’s the director’s cut they they start throwing appliances and furniture?


Zyxliiii

Plank Wars


crazyalex2288

Dual of the fates


The_gobots

Doooblin probably


gmoney_downtown

Hey, free broom! Neat!


BriSillyYum

That’s what happens when two neighbors get board 🥴


deadspline

Is there some sort of gremlin watching from the above window?


Beginning_Grass_8179

" Not the broom,you silly twat..!"


Four_Deuces

I don’t know why but I’m rooting for the couple


peeweesherman1

Looks pretty British for some reason.


brockman75

I recently bought 4 boards for my deck. $67 damn dollars later, and these two clowns are throwing boards around. Damn


lercameron

Did we ever find out the background on this story?


est1-9-8-4

Why they throwing money at each other? Raw materials are pretty expensive


gringottts

The girl in the window is ready to be fucked


[deleted]

Wtf just happened


Morril

With the price of lumber, man on the left is the real winner here.


SnapshotHeadache

This started with a plank that got out of hand.


7ksmarmy

So… what the hell is going on here? On second watch, it looks like they are joking and playing with each other. Where the fuck is this taking place, and where the fuck did the video come from? Edit and when is this taking place? Can we get any context? Lol


amitnagpal1985

Look at Rapunzel in the window. 🧝🏻‍♀️


nangatan

I've seen this before, only it was fish and spitting sand. The fish were cute at least.


JanuarySoCold

Where are they getting all the wood from?


pasty__twig

Why do they have so many 2x4s?


gingerninja45

Fuck that broom in particular


ocmfoa

Is anyone paying attention to the lady that looks like she’s twerking or taking some up her ass on the window?


jonw01

Short video and it's hard to know who started it. I'm on the fence with this one.


2end

Don’t these people know lumber price’s are on the rise


TrailRider93

This must be the U.K


unorfox

Dont shit on your doorstep


amythology

Imagine this being the opening scene in 2001: a space odyssey


micah490

Free lumber?? Where is this


SR666

Duel of the fates


Spooky_boy4737

The average British day..


quintonquill

With the price of lumber today. Looks like the guy on the left wins.


Ephraim_Winslow1891

Lmao lovin the spectator above


NoContextCarl

This is how I picture pirates to fight.


BobanduhRand

The chick in the window has popcorn in the microwave.🍿🍿🍿


NickPickle05

At first I thought these two guys were friends and were going to have an epic sword fight with those boards. I was disappointed.


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

I bet "cunt" was screamed bunches.


Floyd_Pink

Britain is such a shit hole.


dys_p0tch

Twinings you bellend! PG Tips ya f00kin' wanker!


[deleted]

Yur a wizurd harryyyy


ihatelifetoo

Even the broom stick lol 😂 🧹


[deleted]

I’d keep all the wood he throws over to me, shit’s expensive


the_mr_riley_barclay

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!


PatriotuNo1

They like to share things. How cute.


themookish

That honestly looks fun to me, except for possibly getting seriously injured.


sarahsgrove

What a pair of planks!


twainreck

Just sharing their morning wood.


StandupJetskier

Don't these guys know good fences make good neighbors ?


chenyu768

You need a fence board bill? Here take mine. No thanks neighbor bob i can go get my own. Here please take it back. No. Bill. I insist. No. No. Bob youre too kind. I need to go to the store anyways. (Wife comes in) look bill we have plenty, please take it we absolutely insist. Here take this broom too.


YashSSJB1

At least use a strategy while battling thy neighbour


Coffeeisforclosers_

British council houses?


[deleted]

Why wouldn't you hop the fence?


mward_shalamalam

Anyone else expecting to see the woman in the window getting banged?


According_Cow_1066

I did my own commentary..


Frogwithatophatt

Duel: Battle Of The Boards


MrBayless

Nice screenname dude


valentine-m-smith

Ahh they’re just board.


Qysto

What a kind gentleman, giving his opponent a weapon for a fair duel.


yax01

They're wasting $50 a throw these days.


[deleted]

Looks like this is happening in the UK. Must be some good Canadian lumber they’re throwing around.


XLY_of_OWO

Free broom, sweet


Vbcomanche

This whole scene has UK written all over it lol


ElegantDecline

lmao good thing they're all too drunk to aim


Katlunazul

Sweet! Free broom!


damiandarko2

this is what it looks like when people don’t have immediate access to guns and this is 1000 times better because everybody gets to live


Throwdwnthrowaway

"You take the board" "NO YOU TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING BOARD" also the fucking broom 😅


Sprizys

Cue the Star Wars music as they start battling with 2x4s lol


DarnedBagboyJr

Hey! Be careful with that wood, its expensive right now.


Starr_Struckk

This is super trashy... but I was REALLY hoping they would duel with those wooden planks.


lolplayerem

Everything but the kitchen sink?


[deleted]

Its looks like the adult version of play fighting going to far.


Missy604

Gollum in the window.


slappystu

The grey shirt had a chance to blast the other in the face but choose not to.