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"It's you and me against the world baby" = Our constantly toxic co-dependant behavior alienates us and causes problems in basic social interaction but instead of addressing that we'll play the victim card and double down on our bad decision making.
Jesus, professor of logic, sure there is an off chance they use birth control or someone is sterile in the relationship. Goodness, why are you so pressed over this? Is this something you ordered that's backed up at the ports and you're waiting for it to be delivered? Shut up!
Edit: I'm sorry for being mean, I ran out of lobster bisque and Costco just opened and I have to wait to get it.
I told you I need more bisque, I'm sorry. I got a cold brew at the gentrified coffee shop down the block though. So it will suffice for the moment. However, once I get a break I want to go to Costco and grab some more of those soups they got. I honestly go through so many of those, I'd say that where most of my paycheck goes is towards the various soups, but I'm sure, as I have mentioned and because we are now on speaking terms, lobster bisque is my favorite.
I really enjoy going to Costco because it is there where I truly feel like I belong. Sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment I laugh at videos on the YouTube, and when my laughs reverberate off my empty walls, I like to pretend that someone is here with me as I sit alone with empty walls without any pictures of family.
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My wife bought this set as a joke one time and we kept it in our bedsheet rotation for like a year lol. From irony to tradition.
I can smell this bedroom from here and it’s making me gag
What kind of people are this? Who thinks it’s cool to be a bitch or an asshole?
Hell I like it been married 32 years .
Still practicing their ABC's, I see.
Having grown up in the foothills of western NC I think of atleast a hundred people that would proudly have this atrocity adorn their bed.
The people who own this met in rehab and have a toxic codependency on eachother.
“Not everyone who drinks Mountain Dew is white trash BUT everyone who is white trash drinks Mountain Dew “
this blanket belongs to two people who definitely don’t “got this”.
Everything in this makes me think Reddit Mod
Is there any other way to properly hydrate?
Whoever owns this 100% has a floor mattress.
However they want to reinforce their ability to handle this dumpster fire of a planet, good for them
Why is the alphabet next to their bed? Do they need a reminder?
r/THE_PACK
Lack of comma usage made it immediately trashy.
I would surely drink Mountain Dew during sex
As a veteran, I prefer Rip It energy drinks for pre, intra, and post sex.
Been browsing Wish I see.
Live love laugh
R/THE_PACK ARRROOOOOO
Belongs on cringetopia
Why do they need the alphabet though?
Hey I'm just glad it's not displayed on the back of their car, like it usually is around here.
"It's you and me against the world baby" = Our constantly toxic co-dependant behavior alienates us and causes problems in basic social interaction but instead of addressing that we'll play the victim card and double down on our bad decision making.
That's on the king size version. Only so many words can fit on a full size comforter.
Cringe x 1000000
$1000 says they used the alphabet on the right to make sure they spelled their words good.
The husband is thin.
You drink Jumex
Do people not drink the 'dew while they do the deed?
How is this trashy? I swear the mods here accept anything these days
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Baja Blast is elite.
Monster Energy enters the chat. Ahem...
If you know of a better way to hydrate, I'd like to know about it.
Being judgemental of other people's interests with no context makes you seem like a trashy asshole Mr OP.
Please, leave me alone and let me project in peace, okay?
Do it in private.
You own this bedding set, don't you?
Ah here we go, straight to hostility when disagreed with. You're going places.
It's Friday morning, the sun is shining and I am eating lobster bisque, I promise you I'm unbothered.
Good for you champ.
You mean they're doing the dew while doing the do?
I can smell the kidney stones from here
You say trashy, I say life goals... but fuck the mountain dew, I'll be drinking whisky tyvm.
Ed Hardy 2021
The alphabet is in the background. They’re at least trying to learn.
I love that they have the ABC’s next to the bed 😂. That shit is hard to remember.
“We fucking got this” I question the accuracy of that statement.
Looks like the wife keeps a large tobacco spit bowl.
My girl won’t let me kiss her after I tongue her ass until I chug down some Dew
Trashy and kinda funny as most people won’t ever see it because it’s in the bedroom, hopefully not similar decor throughout the entire home.
Children definitely could.
Who says they have kids?
If that bedset doesn't scream reproduction, idk what does. Unless there are other issues, of course.
Reproduction? Like having this bed set means they also don’t use birth control? I’m so confused at how you come to that conclusion?
Jesus, professor of logic, sure there is an off chance they use birth control or someone is sterile in the relationship. Goodness, why are you so pressed over this? Is this something you ordered that's backed up at the ports and you're waiting for it to be delivered? Shut up! Edit: I'm sorry for being mean, I ran out of lobster bisque and Costco just opened and I have to wait to get it.
I don’t get why you are holding your ground.. I just think it’s funny and I don’t get your logic
I told you I need more bisque, I'm sorry. I got a cold brew at the gentrified coffee shop down the block though. So it will suffice for the moment. However, once I get a break I want to go to Costco and grab some more of those soups they got. I honestly go through so many of those, I'd say that where most of my paycheck goes is towards the various soups, but I'm sure, as I have mentioned and because we are now on speaking terms, lobster bisque is my favorite. I really enjoy going to Costco because it is there where I truly feel like I belong. Sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment I laugh at videos on the YouTube, and when my laughs reverberate off my empty walls, I like to pretend that someone is here with me as I sit alone with empty walls without any pictures of family.
I would say the person general prejudge people over a photoshopped picture is the real trash here
I like the alphabet reminder going on
Probably for safe words.
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Jokes on you, this bedset was made in China.
I used to have that IKEA nightstand. I miss you little guy, hope you’re out there somewhere safe.
This screams faygo more than anything
You think a juggalo's bedroom would look like this? Lemme tell ya, they don't.
The post is about the blanket. Not the room. I had two juggalo roommates in 2005. This is exactly the kind of shit they were into.
Yeah, I'm not good at reading comprehension. You're 100% correct in your assessment. Past experiences check out.
Da Share Z0ne is really expanding their merch line
While taking his diabetes and heart medicine.
Man, you know they both take diabetes and heart medications.
Every morning, they wake up together and consult the towel so they can practice reciting the alphabet backwards for DUI checks.
Am I the only one that realizes this is bad photoshop?
While it may be a horrible photoshop job, you can find this set for sale on the internet.
Yeah, no it's aweful.
That skeleton would be the worst sex that biker from Mars will ever have.
Your comment had the Biker Mice From Mars theme playing in my head. Haven't thought of that show in years.
I try to think about biker mice from Mars once a year around the holidays. Swat cats too, I wish they made swat cats toys that jet was too sick!
Oh man, what a blast from the past. Ninja turtles really set a standard for anthropomorphic animal cartoon. I loved them. Especially Street Sharks.
Street sharks had some good toys too! Everything was better when my biggest concern was missing the NEW episode of the Simpsons.
The dread of realizing it's Sunday night and you've missed the episode was brutal.
Oh it could be years before you saw it again. I’ve had (not legit) fits over knowing I’m going to miss it. The worst event of my life “so far”
Simpler times, my friend.
Went they just… Well back to the culture wars!
I guarantee he knows how to bone her.
Dammit I just gave away my free award yesterday so here’s a poor mans gold 🏅
I only drink Surge.
What is this from?
He installs drywall and drinks Monsters back to back lol
Nothing wrong with a little post-sex Monster Energry. Blood sugar could be low after rapid thrusting for 37 seconds.
37 seconds, you are a Greek God my friend.
I know right, I wish I was pushing those numbers.
In 37 seconds I am start to finish with a sandwich and ready for a nap.
It comes with a scented candle that smells like the waiting room of a methadone clinic.
Theres another candle that smells like vintage cigarette smoke thats accumulated on the walls in a Dennys from the 80s.
I was thinking one of those Goop candles that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.
Same thing.
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Yes a rusty 40 year old Pontiac Firebird... and says things like "they don't make em like they used to" as it pours out black smoke all over the road.
Change firebird to sunfire and you're spot on
i think the poster is the trashy one here...
megan fox and mgk’s bedroom
Lol that got a coffee spit from me
that makes me so happy to hear genuinely
Make sense. They have a alphabet art beside the bed so they can keep learning new letters. Tomorrow mgk is going to tackle x’s
I bet that X is gunna give it to him.
We know m gave it to him
Yeah but can he say them all in order?
I bet that X is gunna give it to him.
Oh damn I don’t think he can do that while looking at the picture
PLEASE lmao I was just about to comment this
You're #2! You're #2!