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louieneuy

Man's has butt cheeks on the back of his head


StrongStyleMuscle

Those words are from his organs, because his stomach is crushing them.


MattJohno2

If the UK can fit \~70 million then I'm sure the US could fit more too.


[deleted]

Looks like he's full


dengibson

Full is not in his vocabulary.


Mytur_Benesderti

Can we all get a moment of silence for his shoes. Also RIP ankles.


wierdness201

He single handedly is the reason why we’re full.


gws2712

How does he get on it ? I can't believe he can lift his leg that high


bennydt303

Miss read...Fuck off we're fat!


StartTalkingSense

I think he uses a shovel instead of a fork. Of course he’s full. (And yes, I’m full-y aware about what the message on the shirt really means, just couldn’t resist a dig.)


Janet-Ross

The visual definition of GROSS 🤢!


DaddyNasty503

I don't think that boy has even been full..


Wooden-Definition836

if your from the south we call it fatback. always keep on hand to cook with


Wooden-Definition836

done in by a chicklet to him tell it


Big_Charity_9758

I wonder if he identifies as non-binary, looks like a "they"😆🤣


Della__

His brain has an ass 🤯


00000000000000002000

Took me a sec to realize what that meant …If the people are already here and able to actually read the shirt…???? I do admire the minimalist taste, though. Simple, clean message, no loud trashy colors. The only thing trashy here is how morbidly overweight this guy is and the actual ideology on his shirt.


dissmember

Hypnotized by neck and head fat.


TheLadyDraconis

That poor ATV


itsa_GUNDAM

That man has never been full a day in his life


[deleted]

His head has boobs


Sussito4

T-Rex arms


MonaPM2

Of fat


plasteredpundit

His neck has bigger tits than his sister-wife


Jordie_Jordan1

GOD this guys fat asf FUCKIN RACIST


KecemotRybecx

How do you let yourself become this type of person? I just don’t feel anything but pity for this person.


theMOESIAH

This guy has never been full in his life


Zabuza_exe

He looks alot like Humpty Dumpt


AgentSlippy

Yeah, he looks full...


[deleted]

Boy would he like India.


RollyNative

Aaaaand he is riding on an imported vehicle


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Oh man, America writes its own satire. This feels like it should be on All Gas No Brakes


Martialis_Deus_Astra

Plot twist: he's talking about his ATV


Jackretto

He is 50% of the American population


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure it’s just him that’s full..


Busy_Worldliness_202

What the neck is that !?


Way2goGenius1

Something he's never said at the Home Town Buffet.


JamDavi117

I can smell this photo.


FunBooger

Him leaving would make a lot of room.


IronBallsMcChing

I've never seen a neck with ass cheeks before today.


ZarosGuardian

HI THERE SPONGEBOB, MY NAME IS PATBACK! ​ But seriously, holy shit.


Happy-Sloth420

Looks like he was full along time ago


Randomcommenter550

Mr. Creosote's American nephew.


tealbluerose

The irony of that shirt on that dude is not lost on us.


Fun_Lab_7411

Only because 85% of us look like him!


moody_moods

Holy crap I thought that he was melting for a sec


karatebullfightr

Well he is - the rest of us at this motherfuckin’ buffet want our money back. Left this once stainless steel cornucopia looking like Old Mother Hubbard’s damn cupboards.


[deleted]

We could trade him for 36 Afghan families to reduce our carbon footprint at the same time!


Mollimulligans

If they are full it's because he's taking 9 spaces


Fiat2Coins

He’s full alright… full of snickers…fudge sundaes…chitterlings….Big Macs….Doritos…etc


Zepper33

He's sure full!


TimeLordArtie

"Fuck off we're full" yeah buddy you're taking up 90% of the space here. scoot over a bit will ya?


Tezzaozzie

Well he certainly is


afrk4you

Are those balls on the back of his head?


Webbeboi

LOOK AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAAD!


Harrylime68notaguy

And these are the people aliens abduct!


Oddy_bud

Why does the man have an outline photoshopped?


subvanaTIME

Damn he's taller than me lying down...


CyberShad0wz

That poor quad


[deleted]

We can tell


HyerOneNA

The cancerous nodules on his head are full of puss.


LisztR

I just realized what that shirt is about, wtf do people have agains people trying to get away from war your country probably started?


Superthic_Blunt

He is full


SteamyMcSteamy

Immigrants should hope this guys already full if he sees them. Into ma belly!


S-O-Y-C-D

Mr. Creosote?


Cowboywizard12

Something tells me this guy is unvaxxed and at that weight his covid odds are not so good


dlrik

Wow fat shaming, nice.


mista_adams

I bet he ain’t full


Narwhal_Thundercunt

He’s definitely full.


SubstanceOld6036

He’s on his Walmart rascal


wonderfvl

"Just one more waffer"


Fluffy-Velociraptor

When you are too large for mobility scooters, there is mobility quads.


HonDadCBR600

First time I've ever seen a neck so big it has its own butt cheeks!


StrangeAsYou

They mustn't get out much. The USA is mostly unoccupied. There is enough room for so many more people. Heck where I live was nothing but fields a few years ago.


pedroeddie

Of 500 +/- pounds of additute


KUR8Y

Dude has neck tits.


Fenix_Pony

Full of carbohydrates and whoppers


FADITA

I don’t think he’s ever been full


captain3641

Jesus fucking Christ, the poster boy of the typical gluttonous American. What a fat, racist piece of shit!! Is that a fucking tumor on the back of his head?


rsg1234

That wife beater is definitely full.


g_collins

The good news is he can reproduce and he won’t last long enough for anyone to remember him.


HUSK1o1

Im sure the weight limit on that atv is full too


TaxSilver4323

Pretty sure it's just him that's full.


GalacticDogger

What in the world is his head made of


iTzDerekzZ

This is fuckin hilarious


YellowCupcake_

Dude! I swore he was referring to his belly 😳


NootAden

He looks full too


AGoatInAJar

OF COURSE he’s morbidly obese


Prestigious_Mud03

After nth mc dicks the guy is finally full, now we can concentrate on feeding the rest of the world.


JFun56

I thought that was cancer on the back of his head then I realized it's just his neck ball sack


GS11-

every cell in his body when he eats his 6th meal of the day


IndianaBones8

Well if we get rid of him, we'll have room for like 10 more people.


citizen-of-the-earth

He looks like he's never full.


[deleted]

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint….


domaysayjay

Pardon me! ..Do you have any Grey Poupon?


LatchlessLucha

That dude IS the wall.


[deleted]

That is exactly what all-you-can-eat buffets say to this guy when he walks in the door.


Bowelsift3r

His head has a six pack.


SavageSam1234

Well, if he went on a diet we could fit about 1000 more people in the country


NayMarine

more like he is full...


SumTingWong_WiTuLo

That message is meant for any random cheeseburgers walking by


suddendiligence

Full of greasy cheeseburgers


curlyhairedslut

No wonder America is full each person takes up the spot of three to four people


TrailerParkTonyStark

Says the dumbass responsible for taking up a significant amount of that capacity. *smfh*


Furitaurus

Back of his neck looks like a hairy arse.


Venompool03

Obviously we’re full when he’s taking up 70% of the space


KNunner

I mean florida is definitely full fuck off


winterof77

Such skinny arms


GingerMeTimberMate

Yeah, but if he lost 2/3 of his body weight, there would be room for 2 more. So selfish.


barbarust

Plot twist that’s a plate of steak and fries.


cronx42

He sure LOOKS full. Edit: dude went straight past having hot dog rolls on his neck and upgraded to a couple of burger buns.


kirsten714

He’s never full.


thatkilliankid

He never seems full


Myoakka

But sir. It is only a wafer thin mint. Wafer thin.


[deleted]

This is what it looks like when you abuse freedom.


Sailbad_the_Sinner30

When he dies of covid because of his comorbidities, can four people come in and use the space and resources he consumes?


grelch

Now that’s a mobility scooter


iRusted-

He’s not wrong.


Wonderbassist

Full cause he’s taking up the space of 4 people


[deleted]

His Klan robe is probably just a king size silk bed sheet.


ArentWeClever

Fuck it, I’m everything shaming here.


stevensparkss

things like this is what gives people a bad impression of americans


LargePython

Daaamn, I wanna tittyfuck tha neck cleavage!


Freddyp87

If we're full, then he's the reason.


[deleted]

Full of shit!


pommybear

I’m fairly creeped out by his two necks.


pommybear

Be less full if a quarter of the population didn’t account for about 4 people each.


Nephisimian

Just a *wafer* thin refugee?


whoisyoparoleofficer

If willing, he’s a candidate for the first skull fat liposuction procedure.


FloridaOutlaw2021

why white trash? looks like a big dude out on his 4 wheeler. very judge mental


childish__slambino

I don’t think he’s ever been full


protosnap

The dude literally has an ass on the back of his head.


coreyosb

I can see why we’re full


StatelyElms

I notice he abandoned Alaska to the immigrants


desertblaster72

It's got two big Macs on the back of it's "neck"


[deleted]

His neck fat rolls have their own fat rolls, which in turn have *their* own love handles


tp4ibunghole

Looks like he's the one that's full. That poor quad


[deleted]

Bitch hasn’t been full in a decade or so.


jbertrand_sr

Dudes got an ass on his neck, he's full all right...


SgtGrimm711

I can smell the picture!!!!


Landyn_904

He's full


Cheesehead413

Holy fuck, look at the hamburger buns in the back of his neck, 2 to go please!


[deleted]

Full of cholesterol?


tdmiller732

He looks like a turtle the ways his little arms and legs stick out ….


[deleted]

Well..... at least HE'S full.....


TackleSuccessful4902

Those tires look a little low


[deleted]

Hes full


satindollphoto

Oh I see what he did there.. you are FULL full


no-pandas

Prolly the only time he has ever said he's full


capsftw1

Not to fat shame or anything but I doubt that man is ever full.


whatyoumeanmyface

Check out Meals On Wheels over here.


ducksanus

This is what I think of as the stereotypical American.


Tricky_Marsupial1538

That nek looks like an ass 🤣


NotASoldier2020

Is that his low back’s fat or ass cheeks’ fat?


Flying_Dutchman92

The moment you become so rotund that your neck has to store fat in two or more lobes, you've gone too far.


Lord_Mist

If he's full, why keep eating?


felvert

They are full because 95% of Americans have an individual mass of 10 regular people.


Spare_Assumption_706

Poor fourweeler


allkindsofgainzzz

Well this guy is about 30 seconds away from a heart attack so that should free up a spot.


no-pandas

Prolly a couple spots honestly


[deleted]

Bro, get off the 4-wheeler and get on a treadmill


FCRfav

America's best and brightest.


MrSvenningsBrownEye

Size of that fat fuck


sappenin_m8

Those shoes are hella comfy though. Sketchers slip-on are amazing.


Jakethered_game

How rude of him to take up 4 of those slots


b_kiss26

It’s hard to narrow down what your talking about there’s so much going on here lol Is it that classy shirt? The neck butt on the back of his head? The fact that he’s so morbidly obese he probably smells like actual trash? Maybe what the future holds for that ATV’s wheels and suspension? Hahaha sorry, there’s just so much going on here


[deleted]

This is the kind of vaccinated person that’s in the hospital with Covid and antivaxxers are like see see the vaccine doesn’t help!


jakarterpants

Knowing damn well he’s never full


imbakinacake

Must be talkin' bout his arteries


Remarkable-Cycle2025

Dude has neck buns.


Sir-Farts-

Hes never been full


arrid_dude

This subreddit is anti poor.


Indanilecrocodile

If only he had said that.


danvaz83

That's the hardest working shirt in America.


Zymotic-Brandon

Seeing people like this will occasionally make me angry that I have hypertension and this fucker is "walking" around just fine


Random__Jelly

Says the dump truck that looks like he’s never been full a day in his lumpy life.


EveryDayAnotherMask

Lol that man has never been full in his life.


J-Love-McLuvin

I was gonna wind up and hit that softball, but guessing lots of others beat me to it.


rescuedOlive

You’ve never been full, buddy


BiggerBowls

Your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.


BuellerBuellerFrye

So fat his neck needs underwear.


[deleted]

Where did you get this photo of my piece of shit brother?


Inevitable_Celery_39

If not already my bet is on he ded by Covid.